scenting_kink   1

Darling It Is No Joke
The first thing Stiles thinks when he opens the door is that it's not his birthday, but someone has sent him some kind of cop stripper. The guy is — god, he's breathtakingly hot, and Stiles is just not this lucky in life. When he moved back to Beacon Hills after college, he had resigned himself to basically not getting laid for the two years he planned to stay.

Fortunately, Stiles just stares with his mouth open like a complete goober instead of voicing any of this.

Then Mr. Cop Stripper actually tips his hat at Stiles and says politely, "Is the Sheriff at home?"

Oh god oh god real cop, of course he's here to see Stiles' dad. "Oh, yeah, just — would you like to come in? He'll be right down."

The guy looks at the door frame and then frowns at him. "You really shouldn't invite strangers into your home, you know."

Stiles bristles at that. "Oh my god, seriously? I'm not a kid, I promise you, but if you'd like to condescend to me some more, feel free to stay on the porch."

Of course Stiles' dad chooses that moment to come clattering down the stairs. "Derek! You're a little early. Stiles, why did you leave him on the porch?"

Stiles makes a face at him that he hopes appropriately conveys that Derek is on the porch because he's a jerk. A really, really hot jerk. "Well, dad, you always told me not to open the door for people I don't know," Stiles says sweetly.

His dad gives him a look. "Derek, come on in. This is my son, Stiles. Stiles, this is Derek Hale, my new deputy."

"Pleased to meet you," Derek says, flashing Stiles a smile with too many teeth, and then takes one deliberate step inside.
fic  slash  Teen_Wolf  Derek/Stiles  AU  cops  deputy  scenting_kink  hot_like_burning  Sheriff_Stilinski  Scott_McCall  h/c  wc:10_000-15_000  [NC-17]  a:thehoyden 
january 2015 by adelate

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[nc-17]  a:thehoyden  au  cops  deputy  derek/stiles  fic  h/c  hot_like_burning  scott_mccall  sheriff_stilinski  slash  teen_wolf  wc:10_000-15_000 

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