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Not Exactly Shakespeare, or The Fine Art of Running Away by tuesday
Naruto, Guy/Kakashi. After Guy discovers that Kakashi really has been reading those books for the plot, he sets himself a new challenge. // 3.5. Here, Guy gets around in a limited way, but Kakashi never has. 'Best buds who put up with each others' weirdness' fics are great for me.
fanfic  Naruto  slash  pair:KakashiHatake/GuyMighto  ref:virginity  ref:first-time  ref:bffs-to-lovers  ref:humor  ref:H/C  via:killaria  au:tuesday  au:everysecondtuesday  fandom:Naruto 
9 weeks ago by zhena
When Your Heart Beats Next to Mine by beethechange
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane, Ryan/Shane/Curly. Shane's joke on camera about Ryan's "virginity" leads to Curly offering up a suggested fun activity for the rest of the evening. Ryan, surprisingly, is down. // 10.7K, rotating POV, threesome roleplay with accompanying awkwardness and earnestness and a good time had by all. Wasn't certain how Curly OTT would work out in a sex scene, but it turned out fine.
Ryan perches there, sipping his mini-bar concoction. Somewhere along the way he toed out of his ghoul-hunting boots. His socked feet, crossed at the ankles in an attempt at casual, strike Shane as an effective touch, beautifully art-directed for vulnerability.
There might be too many producers in this hotel room.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej/CurlyVelasquez  ref:yenta  ref:roleplay  ref:virginity  ref:ep-related  ref:humor  ref:threesome  ref:banter  au:beethechange  fandom:Buzzfeed 
april 2019 by zhena
Strange Stars by Jael (erynlasgalen1949)
LotR, Legolas/Various. "'Gondor has no harlots; Gondor needs no harlots.' But when Gondor needs a harlot, who will Aragorn call? Legolas journeys to Harad on an unusual diplomatic mission. How far will he go in the interests of peace?" // 34.6K. The Men of Gondor are insufficiently elegant, so Aragorn asks Legolas for help. He heads to the Southerner's court as part of a courtesan exchange, hoping to win some diplomatic points for Aragorn. Legolas sincerely believes elves should only fuck their lifemates, and worse, humans are disturbingly kinky, so this job presents a challenge. It's mildly plotty, not very fraught, kinda fun. (Locked fic; import fic, so the tags weren't written by the fic author.)
fanfic  LotR  slash  het  pair:Legolas/OMC  pair:Legolas/OFC  ref:postcanon  ref:undercover  ref:roleplay  ref:virginity  ref:sexworker  ref:first-time  ref:dubcon  au:jael  fandom:LotR 
january 2019 by zhena
Coming Home by astolat
Transformers, Megatron/Orion. "Megatron went back to Kaon." // 21.4K. So as I understand this, the war is over and Megatron (POV) returns to a deserted, ruined world to wallow in sadness, starts to rebuild it for no real reason, but then a variety of social castoffs begin to show up and help, then he stumbles over something he never could have expected down a mineshaft. I don't go here, but there's sufficient info to figure out what's what and who is who. Starts off as all about the tragedy but eventually does manage a touching HEA.
fanfic  Transformers  slash  pair:OptimusPrime/Megatron  ref:robots  ref:angst  ref:pining  ref:enemyslash  ref:first-time  ref:virginity  via:as_lld_again  au:astolat  fandom:Transformers 
january 2019 by zhena
We’ll Make a Brand New Start of It (in Old New York) by misantlery
Buzzfeed Worth It, Andrew/Steven. Steven convinces Andrew to be his fake date to a New Year's event. Andrew is not aware of the hidden agenda. // 9.6K, with lots and lots of mooning over food, dumb word plays, and sexy teims for afters.
"Just to be clear," Andrew says. "You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend at a party to spite your high school bully and your high school girlfriend and possibly the entire state of Ohio?"
Steven giggles. "Spite’s such a harsh word. Shock and impress, maybe."
"For a man of faith you’re being awfully morally flexible about this," Andrew says. "What with the lying and the ... the tomfoolery."
"Andrew, it’s for *charity.*"
N.B.: "misantlery" = LOL_MEME
fanfic  BuzzfeedWorthIt  slash  pair:AndrewIlnyckyj/StevenLim  ref:pretendcouple  ref:pretendgay  ref:UST  ref:humor  ref:first-time  ref:virginity  ref:bffs-to-lovers  au:misantlery  fandom:Buzzfeed  yuletide2018 
december 2018 by zhena
Through the Wilderness by aspookycryptidsock
Buzzfeed Worth It, Andrew/Steven. While Andrew and Steven are in Ireland seeking three price points of stew, Andrew's regularly scheduled pining after Steven is interrupted by funky mystical goings on. // 16K. Andrew POV. I vaguely recall the episode where S. Lim announced his virginity to the world ... and here's a fic on that topic. I don't have a unicorns-make-them-do-it tag, so we'll just reuse the aliens. Same difference!
It's starting to feel like the beginning of a horror movie, if Andrew's being honest, and here he is with an actual virgin. Steven is the final girl, and Andrew's a fucking goner.
fanfic  BuzzfeedWorthIt  slash  pair:AndrewIlnyckyj/StevenLim  ref:pining  ref:humor  ref:first-time  ref:virginity  ref:yenta  ref:aliens-make-them-do-it  ref:magic  via:as_lld_again  au:aspookycryptidsock  fandom:Buzzfeed 
october 2018 by zhena
Break in the Routine by Maldoror_Chant
Naruto, Kakashi/Guy. After a late-night discussion with a drunken Anko, Guy seizes upon her suggestion for a novel challenge for his Eternal Rival: the best lover! The trouble is, Guy's never had sex before. He's still confident he can win! Even as Kakashi's headed for the hills. // 18K. Any fic with Guy's bound to be odd, but this one is also oddly adorable (and oddly not explicit, given the topic). It sets up the ensuing relationship really well.
fanfic  Naruto  slash  pair:KakashiHatake/GuyMaito  ref:rivals  ref:first-time  ref:virginity  ref:humor  ref:banter  ref:curtainfic  ref:domestic  au:maldoror_chant  fandom:Naruto 
october 2018 by zhena
Cinderella by verity
Yuri on Ice, Yurio/Otabek. When Yurio is hanging with Otabek in Almaty, he tells him what he wants for his birthday: sex. With someone else. Specifically Otabek. However, Otabek's dick of doom presents a problem. // 7K. Yuri POV. Here, Otabek is a) a slob and b) a grower, not a shower, and c) both are of epic proportions. (Ergo, funny title.) This is set a few years after canon with an uncomfortably accurate depiction of the fug and pigsty of dudes living on their own. Mildly angst-y and introspection-y, lots of fumbly porn. Missed it when first posted.
fanfic  Yuri-on-Ice  slash  pair:YuriPlisetsky/OtabekAltin  ref:postcanon  ref:PWP  ref:virginity  ref:first-time  ref:bffs-to-lovers  ref:size  ref:fumbling  via:sophia_sol  au:verity  fandom:Yuri_on_Ice 
february 2018 by zhena
Heartlines by shiftylinguini
Harry Potter, Harry/Draco. For auror training, Harry is partnered with Malfoy, and both are sent -- wandless, safety bonded, and kitted up as Muggles -- to hike their way through backwoods Sweden as their final exercise. Tents, rain, ravens, and UST ensue. // 73K. Woah, long. Harry POV. I'm wondering why I was more suspicious of everything than they were -- they're meant to be the cops in training, not me. But pretty readable for all that (granted, I am always ready to read about camping...), with an awful lot of smut.
fanfic  HarryPotter  slash  pair:HarryPotter/DracoMalfoy  ref:EWE  ref:Auror  ref:bond  ref:camping  ref:UST  ref:first-time  ref:virginity  ref:banter  au:shiftylinguini  fandom:HarryPotter 
january 2018 by zhena
Rites of Passage by Tangerine
X-Force, Rictor/Shatterstar. While everyone's hanging around the mansion with nothing to do for a week,* Star binges on teen TV/movies. They inspire him to create a regime of Typical Teenage Experiences, which he tackles with grim tenacity. Julio's just along for the ride, or so he thinks. // 45K PWP, basically. Julio (POV), who's as obliviously obsessed with Star as vice versa, works on himself to get over his gay panic (and his virginity) and his moody angst about all things everywhere. If this were Breakfast Club, he'd be Bender? (And Star would be a bizarro combo of Andrew and Brian. IDK.) "Takes place sometime around X-Force (Vol. 1) #66, but definitely before #67," per author. Tho it's X-Force, I'm tagging it as X-Factor to keepeth the pair-fics together.

(*Always wondered where everyone in the X books got their money. Hardly any of them appeared to be employed. Is Being A Mutant a job description? Who pays for that? Nagging thoughts that came back to mind while reading this fic ... persistent poor-person pondering.)
fanfic  X-Factor  slash  pair:Shatterstar/Rictor  ref:first-time  ref:virginity  ref:alien-wtf  ref:humor  ref:angst  ref:teenagers  au:tangerine  fandom:X-Factor 
january 2018 by zhena
A Hand Like Yours to Take Mine by counterheist
Yuri on Ice, Victor/Yuri. Host club AU. "Or do you like moody Japanese men who look like closet perverts?" Yuri is a hikikomori type who works as a postman; Victor is the popular host he's been buying time with for several years -- and who is equally, dramatically fixated on him. For bizarre codependency ever after. // 9K, AU. Alternating POVs. Industrial-strength pine scented, wonderfully fun read, so much better than I'd expected. (Tho beta needs to learn the diff btwn pique and perk. And googling Tenga products was amusing.)
fanfic  Yuri-on-Ice  slash  pair:YuriKatsuki/VictorNikiforov  AU  ref:sexworker  ref:hostclub  ref:pining  ref:stalking  ref:smarm  ref:virginity  via:khyie  au:counterheist  fandom:Yuri_on_Ice 
march 2017 by zhena
The Gradual Deflowering of Comrade Psmith by surexit
Psmith, Mike/Psmith. Rupert Psmith takes Comrade Mike Jackson to task for not living up to progressive ideals -- to wit, bumping their relationship to the next level, as Psmith has no clue what he's doing. // Three short fics wherein Mike slooowly shows Psmith how its done. Cute. :)
fanfic  Psmith  slash  pair:RupertPsmith/MikeJackson  ref:postcanon  ref:established  ref:virginity  ref:humor  via:theodosia21  au:surexit  fandom:Psmith  fandom:PGWodehouse 
may 2016 by zhena
The Apprentice by eyebrowofdoom
Hobbit, Thorin/OMC. "Thorin has taken work in a town of Men in a stony river valley, and must make do with local talent. He did not expect to be quite so popular." Thorin, who is short, hairy, gruff, and unimpressed with everyone, is incredibly competent with a hammer. Not a few find this attractive. He's only in it for the money, so the rest of it puzzles him a great deal. // "Bitter Smithing" tag. Thorin POV. I'd not read this before. It's super interesting and detailed and filled with detailed smithing and smut and the OCs are all really well done.
fanfic  Hobbit  slash  pair:ThorinOakenshield/OMC  ref:backstory  ref:first-time  ref:virginity  ref:competence  ref:interspecies  au:eyebrowofdoom  fandom:LotR 
november 2015 by zhena
Embers, Not Ashes by BewareTheIdes15
Captain America, Steve/Bucky. Aftermath of Bucky having signed up Steve and himself to put on a sex show in a club for the money. The problem here: after they get home, Bucky hasn't had enough. // Bucky POV, pooorn. Purplish porn, with a dash of internalized loathing with Bucky discovering that bottom is where he wants to be.

* Ekstasis by Chimerari, Bucky (POV) and Steve are putting on a sex show for money, only it's Steve's first time having sex with anyone. // Yet more purplish porn, intended as a prequel situation for the other fic. I've read both of these before; revisiting smut is a good way to avoid work...
fanfic  CaptainAmerica  slash  pair:SteveRogers/BuckyBarnes  ref:PWP  ref:precanon  ref:wallsex  ref:publicsex  ref:sexworker  ref:virginity  au:bewaretheides15  au:chimerari  fandom:CaptainAmerica 
january 2015 by zhena
And Never Been Kissed by thehoyden, twentysomething
Hockey RPF, Sid/Geno, (gen???) Basic premise here is 'what if Crosby and Malkin met earlier at Worlds then spent their rookie NFL year together?'
// (166K!) The answer: They'd be white, wealthy, and blandly ~nice at each other for interminable chapters of living together, spending all their free time together, hugging, clinging, cuddling, bro-kissing, sharing beds, bathrooms, clothes, nicknames, and food, and going on multiple not-dates. It's All So Platonic! JFC, the smarm flows long with this one. Could they be trying to topple Martha and Kitty's "Beach" record?

All the characters in this fic are as bland and ~nice and personality-free as the two mains. It feels interminable. Surely something interesting will happen in this fic. I am determined to find out. [Update: mid-chap 3. Nothing so far. Xmas decor of the 1%.] [Halfway thru 4: I'm done. Fic making my skin crawl.]
fanfic  Hockey  RPF  gen  pair:SidneyCrosby/EvgenyMalkin  AU  ref:Penguins  ref:fork  ref:virginity  ref:chastity-for-hockey  ref:smarm  ref:yet-more-smarm  ref:everlasting-smarm  au:Hoyden  au:twentysomething  fandom:HockeyRPS 
january 2015 by zhena
Pure as the Driven Slush by Odsbodkins
Captain America, Steve/Bucky. Bucky's been waiting for the 'right girl' but discovers that Steve's had his own solution for his dating unpopularity -- he's been stepping out with men all along. Once he finds out, Bucky can't stop thinking about it, and eventually pushes himself into Steve's extra curricular activities. // 11K. Not bad, inversion of the usual tho teetering on the edge of WNGWJLEO.
fanfic  CaptainAmerica  slash  pair:SteveRogers/BuckyBarnes  ref:precanon  ref:backstory  ref:virginity  ref:denial  ref:pining  au:odsbodkins  fandom:CaptainAmerica 
november 2014 by zhena
All The Way by astolat
Captain America, Sam/Steve. So Steve and Sam are taking down a rural Hydra lab, and they get dosed with fumes from a liquid of sexiness. // Sex pollen with a few extras. But I sort of lost it when they stumbled over the major Hydra installation.
Sam climbed up into the overhead grid of rafters and covered him from above as they went through the silent aisles and towards the dock. The truck was still there, container open, and a crew of four people were unloading boxes with bright glossy pictures of a truly hideous ceramic table lamp that Steve guessed was meant to look sort of like an octopus, with a sticker price of $315.

"Inflation hasn’t been that bad, has it?" Steve murmured into the comlink.

"Dude, I don’t care about inflation: not if the thing was priced at five cents," Sam said.
Ceramic octopus lamps with everyday low pricing. :D
fanfic  CaptainAmerica  slash  pair:SteveRogers/SamWilson  ref:sexpollen  ref:first-time  ref:virginity  ref:roadtrip  au:astolat  fandom:Avengers  fandom:CaptainAmerica 
may 2014 by zhena
The Tony Stark Relationship Primer by uraneia
Avengers, Steve/Tony (AU). In two parts (so far).
* "Steve and Tony Make a Porno," Bucky has persuaded inexperienced art-student Steve (POV) that he can get quick cash for his mom's medical bills via porn. Steve's first scene partner is both talkative and enthusiastic.
* "Kiss and Tell," Tony (POV) graciously allows Steve to take him on a date, but he has elaborate deflowering plans for the finale.
// PWP. Umm, so I have these dissonance issues with movie versions relationshipping like they're 616, but the smut is sufficiently distracting. Modern au, no powers. Background Tony/Bruce, Tony/Pepper, Tony/Everyone?, etc.
fanfic  Avengers  slash  pair:TonyStark/SteveRogers  AU  ref:sexworker  ref:pornstar  ref:virginity  ref:mistakenID  ref:PWP  au:uraneia  fandom:Avengers 
march 2014 by zhena
Will You Still Love Me Tomorrow by cjmarlowe
Captain America, Steve/Bucky. Buddies Steve and Bucky have started to bunk up in their freezing tenement when Bucky discovers that Steve's never made time with a girl before. For some reason, he finds himself mildly obsessed with the idea. // Less porn than sweet, really.
fanfic  CaptainAmerica  slash  pair:SteveRogers/BuckyBarnes  ref:huddling-for-warmth  ref:backstory  ref:precanon  ref:virginity  ref:first-time  au:cjmarlowe  fandom:Avengers  fandom:CaptainAmerica 
february 2014 by zhena
Decision by Telanu
Petshop of Horrors, D/Leon. Leon has finally made up his mind vis-a-vis Count D and blows his paycheck on candy with every expectation of rewards. But he doesn't bother to consult D first. // PWP. Example of "hermaphrodite D" genre, plus offensive Leon assumptions, and wow, porny. V.v. porny. On the far end of dubcon spectrum where it shades into rape (tho writer helpfully reminds with "strong-as-steel fingers" that D's perfectly capable of dealing with Leon if necessary). One of those fics you read then feel somewhat guilty about but bookmark anyway because.
fanfic  Petshop-of-Horrors  slash  ref:UST  ref:PWP  ref:intersex  ref:dubcon  ref:virginity  au:RaisonD'Etat  au:telanu  fandom:PetshopOfHorrors  pair:LeonOrcot/CountD 
august 2013 by zhena

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