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In These Frozen and Silent Nights by beethechange
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. "Planning a shoot at a remote cabin in Vermont the week before Christmas wasn't Ryan’s best-ever idea. Taking a leisurely walk in a blizzard wasn't Shane’s. Scrap the ep, there’s a new plan: survive the storm, stay warm, try not to kill each other, and figure some shit out along the way." // 25K, Shane POV all. So clearly Ryan here is not a reader of fanfic, or he would know: a cabin that lacks propane, oil, gas generator, or even a bigass stack of wood is a Canadian shack, and its purpose is porn. Fic does take a v.v. long time to get to the boning, but it's time well spent; at several points was laughing like a loon.
Shane’s not sure how much time has elapsed since Ryan well and truly began to panic, but it’s been at least half an hour.
Shane’s not ready to admit that they’re lost, but he’s also forced to concede that they’re not _not_ lost.
“And people always take their clothes off when they get hypothermia, did you know that? So they’re going to say it was weird sex cult stuff. They will.”
“Shut up, Ryan. Let me think. We’re probably not going to die but I just, I need a minute.”
“I can’t help it, I’m going insane, this is snow madness. If you die first I am going to cut you open and huddle inside your body for warmth like a Tauntaun.”
“Sounds like something a sex cultist would say, but I’m glad you have a solid plan B.”
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  RPS  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:CanadianShack  ref:huddling-for-warmth  ref:bffs-to-lovers  ref:humor  ref:angst  ref:pining  ref:UST  ref:first-time  via:elise.grey  au:beethechange  fandom:Buzzfeed 
9 days ago by zhena
It’s the Heat, Clearly by greenapricot
Lewis, James/Robbie. "It’s the heat, clearly. That’s why he’s imagining the hopeful, expectant look Hathaway gives him. Another couple of days of this and he’ll be completely off his head." // 4K, Lewis POV, wherein Lewis appreciates yet fails to recognize Hathaway's extended seduction campaign for what it is. Woo, new Lewis fics.
fanfic  Lewis  slash  pair:RobbieLewis/JamesHathaway  ref:UST  ref:pining  ref:first-time  au:greenapricot  fandom:Lewis 
13 days ago by zhena
13 Genuinely Awful Things About Steven by thefourthvine
Buzzfeed Worth It, Andrew/Steven. "Andrew’s learned to like cake, he’s learned to like oysters, and he’s learned to like Steven." // ~10K. Andrew POV. An expanded listicle of USTing and denial that loosely follows the season progressions. Read half of this at yuletide before wandering off in search of smut, but it's fine for the grumpy/happy vibe (tho needs more Adam, like the rest of life). Plus offers excuse to rewatch the cocktail episode.
A hand passes in front of Andrew’s face. “You with me?” Steven asks.
“Sorry,” Andrew says, hating himself a little. “I was busy growing as a person.”
Steven, being Steven, declares a break from their meeting. “We should give Andrew the space he needs to become his best self!” he says.
“Also, we need coffee,” Adam says. “It’s fucking nine in the morning.”
“Okay, and also we need coffee. Andrew? Does your new self drink coffee?”
Andrew’s pretty sure his new self is going to need coffee even more than his old self did, so he nods.
fanfic  BuzzfeedWorthIt  RPS  slash  pair:AndrewIlnyckyj/StevenLim  yuletide  yuletide2017  ref:pining  ref:denial  ref:UST  ref:humor  ref:first-time  au:thefourthvine  fandom:Buzzfeed 
14 days ago by zhena
How to File Form 39-B by thehoyden
Naruto, Kakashi/Iruka. "The first time Iruka met Hatake Kakashi, he was still on some pretty good painkillers." // 10K. Have reread this a few times in the past. The premise here is that they've vaguely known each other via Naruto from the start. This somehow leads to a three-bedroom with modcons, a semi-permanent Naruto, and a far=too-frequent dinner guest. Very slow-mo romance, fun trope onslaught, including at least one major dustup.
fanfic  Naruto  slash  pair:KakashiHatake/IrukaUmino  ref:molasses  ref:miscommunication  ref:first-time  ref:marriage-of-convenience  ref:domestic  ref:curtainfic  ref:H/C  au:Hoyden  fandom:Naruto 
20 days ago by zhena
Hold Your Breath, It Gets Better by beethechange
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. While they're working at Ryan's place, Shane opens the wrong drawer in search of camera batteries. Or maybe the right drawer. Certainly the revelatory drawer. // 10K, Ryan POV. PWP with an extended setup, eventually featuring "butt stuff" (but no aliens), that had me laughing out loud actual a few times.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:PWP  ref:first-time  ref:humor  ref:banter  ref:sextoys  ref:bffs-to-lovers  au:beethechange  fandom:Buzzfeed 
20 days ago by zhena
Needs by paxnirvana
Naruto, Kakashi/Iruka. Iruka doesn't know him very well but lets Kakashi pick him up in a bar one night. A one-night stand multiplies into several of them, and Iruka starts thinking maybe that's not enough for him. // 25.6K. Iruka POV, a v.v. long, v.v. readable PWP with feelings.
fanfic  Naruto  slash  pair:KakashiHatake/IrukaUmino  ref:PWP  ref:first-time  ref:established  ref:fuckbuddies  au:paxnirvana  fandom:Naruto 
21 days ago by zhena
Precious Metals (series) by StrikerEureka
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. Yet another demon!Shane AU, tho a bit better written than most, and without too much in the way of porn. (The titles on these are so unmemorable that they've been useless for sparking my memory of the fics' content. Eh.)

* "I'm Clean Out of Air in My Lungs," https://archiveofourown.org/works/14279739 // 16K. Ryan and Shane are in a car accident. Shane doesn't seem too badly hurt, which starts Ryan suspecting something's amiss with him. (Narrator: He's right.)

* "These Are What They Call Hard Feelings," https://archiveofourown.org/works/14584731 // 18K. Welp, Shane's been a demon all along. Ryan's still kinda into him anyway. Lots of making out and bonding ensues, but Ryan's headaches and nosebleeds are becoming an issue.

* "You Can Feel It on the Way Home," https://archiveofourown.org/works/15156122 // 38K. "Something has noticed Ryan and it isn’t content to just watch and wait. While Shane attempts to share his true sight with Ryan, things begin to quickly fall apart. Ryan thinks he’s losing his grip on reality and Shane takes entirely too long to figure out what’s really at play. They’re closer to one another than ever before, but it might not stay that way if they can’t beat what is coming for them."
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:series  ref:demon  ref:possession  ref:soulbond  ref:bffs-to-lovers  ref:first-time  au:StrikerEureka  fandom:Buzzfeed 
28 days ago by zhena
Prickly by softestpunk
Witcher, Geralt/Emhyr. "Having pissed off the wrong sorceress, Emhyr finds himself turned into an actual, literal hedgehog (ha, ha), dumped in the Novigrad wilderness, and at the mercy of Geralt of Rivia, who has absolutely no reason to help him." // 27K. Emhyr is a cuddly if prickly creature until Geralt breaks the latest curse. It's cute enough, not too OTT, though the OMG ILU seemed a bit too fast. Same paragraphing issues and lack of detail as the other fic, but readable.
fanfic  Witcher  slash  pair:Geralt/Emhyr  ref:animal-transform  ref:curse  ref:plot  ref:roadtrip  ref:first-time  au:softestpunk  fandom:Witcher 
4 weeks ago by zhena
Unintended by softestpunk
Witcher, Geralt/Emhyr. "Do it for Ciri" can persuade Geralt to ignore his best judgment: "'I brought you here to ask for your hand in marriage,' Emhyr pronounced carefully. Geralt and Emhyr get married, for political reasons." // 22K. This author needs to figure out how paragraphs work. After umpteen one-sentence "paragraphs" interrupting her dialogue, I'd forget what the hell the characters were discussing and have to scroll back to remind myself. Repeatedly. But! Otherwise it's mildly humorous and engaging read with some sex here and there.
fanfic  Witcher  slash  pair:Geralt/Emhyr  ref:plot  ref:pretendcouple  ref:marriage-of-convenience  ref:humor  ref:first-time  via:esther_a  au:softestpunk  fandom:Witcher 
4 weeks ago by zhena
Off to the Races by Eve_Louise
DS9, Julian/Garak. "When DS9 intercepts a communication from the Orion Syndicate inviting a Cardassian Gul to an outlying moon, they ask their resident Cardassian to go undercover. With a Starfleet partner, of course, and who better than the intrepid Doctor Bashir?" // 20K. Julian's pleased to get a chance to be a real life spy -- but it's as a Bond Girl, the arm-candy from Risa for Garak, who's less than enthusiastic about the whole affair. So the leap to OMG ILU is whiplash sudden, but that aside it's pretty fun and twisty.
fanfic  DS9  slash  pair:Garak/JulianBashir  ref:plot  ref:undercover  ref:pretendcouple  ref:spies  ref:criminals  ref:voyeurism  ref:pining  ref:casefic  ref:first-time  au:Eve_Louise  fandom:DS9  via:The_Electriclady 
5 weeks ago by zhena
Strange and Distant Shores by gryvon
DS9, Garak/Bashir. "In 2398, reporter Felix Marian interviews Chairman Garak and Ambassador Bashir about the formation of the Cardassian Democratic Union and ends up learning more about Cardassia than he intended." // 6.8K. Outside POV interspersed with Julian POV anecdotes. Not an exciting version of "Julian runs off to Cardassia to be a doctor," but I'll read any version of that. Some smut.
fanfic  DS9  slash  pair:Garak/JulianBashir  yuletide  yuletide2012  ref:postcanon  ref:first-time  ref:pining  ref:outsiderPOV  au:gryvon  fandom:DS9 
5 weeks ago by zhena
Wear Your Colors by arrow (esteefee)
Due South, Fraser/RayK. "A tough case forces Fraser to wear low-rise jeans and pretend he and Ray are a couple. *woe*" // 13K. Fraser POV. Ohmygod, it's a new Due South fic, and the fun pretend couple kind. ^__^
via:templemarker  fanfic  Due-South  slash  pair:Fraser/Kowalski  ref:post-cotw  ref:undercover  ref:pretendcouple  ref:pretendgay  ref:domestic  ref:pining  ref:UST  ref:first-time  au:arrow  au:esteefee  fandom:DueSouth 
5 weeks ago by zhena
This Is The Best Day Ever by AndromedaStarr
Dresden Files, Harry/Marcone. "Harry and Marcone are hit by a spell in the course of an assassination attempt. Weirdness and hilarity ensue." // 8K. As advertised, a basic, by-the-numbers sex pollen fic. (Pit of Voles)
fanfic  DresdenFiles  slash  pair:HarryDresden/JohnMarcone  ref:sexpollen  ref:curse  ref:first-time  ref:enemyslash  ref:enemysex  au:AndromedaStarr  fandom:DresdenFiles 
7 weeks ago by zhena
The Ghost and Good Queen Val by Wildehack (Tyleet)
Avengers/Thor, Valkyrie/Loki, Valkyrie/Loki/Thor. Valkyrie must wrangle a ship full of displaced Asgardians who've decided to dub her their queen, a peanut gallery of socialist tag-along gladiators, and an annoyingly silent and sporadic ghost. // 8.3K. Valkyrie POV, partially set post-T3, part post-A:IW. Weird brotherly dynamics, amusing/sad outcomes, and oddly warm and fuzzy resolution. All-around enjoyable fix-it fic. Korg is esp. great in this one.
fanfic  Thor  Avengers  gen  slash  pair:Valkyrie/Loki  pair:Valkyrie/Loki/Thor  ref:pining  ref:first-time  ref:fixit  ref:humor  ref:angst  ref:magic  via:norwich36  au:wildehack  fandom:Thor 
8 weeks ago by zhena
Catching Bullets in Our Teeth by anothercover
Avengers, Clint/Laura, Clint/Natasha, Natasha/Bucky. "Retirement, it turns out, is not a thing that Clint is adjusting to very well. Or, you know, at all. It didn't occur to him that when he dropped the team, it would mean he'd lose Natasha, too." // 77.6K. Natasha/Clint alternating POVs. It's readable? Most Hawkeye fics are still running with the Fraction version; this one tackles all the WTF AoU family issues head on, wallows in them, then works them out to a divorce conclusion. Pretty obvious in reading that it began before a lot of more recent MCU; the later coverage of those movies is a bit clumsy, but not too bad. 100% het herein. With strict AoU canon, there's simply no way Clint comes off as anything but an asshole, imho; that's doubly the case here, imho again. But I like Natasha fics...
fanfic  Avengers  het  pair:ClintBarton/NatashaRomanoff  pair:ClintBarton/LauraBarton  pair:NatashaRomanova/BuckyBarnes  ref:AoU  ref:established  ref:first-time  ref:angst  ref:infidelity  ref:H/C  ref:families  au:anothercover  fandom:Avengers 
9 weeks ago by zhena
Tezeta (Nostalgia) by vowelinthug
Black Panther/Captain America, Steve/Bucky. "Steve Rogers is a terrible tourist, and a lousy house guest." Steve hies himself to Wakanda the instant Shuri gives him an all-clear, without any clear idea of how he and Bucky are going to relate to each other now. // 20K, Steve POV. A gentle fic without too much angst, devoted to both gradually figuring out the other, now that they have a mutual pause in the action. Steve as Wakanda's first official tourist, and Bucky as less than appreciative of Wakandan popular culture (Garando!). A brief but pretty excellent conversation with T'Challa in here. I liked this fic so much. Typos throughout, but very readable anyway.
fanfic  CaptainAmerica  BlackPanther  slash  pair:SteveRogers/BuckyBarnes  ref:goats  ref:H/C  ref:humor  ref:pining  ref:first-time  via:as_lld_again  au:vowelinthug  fandom:CaptainAmerica  fandom:BlackPanther 
11 weeks ago by zhena
Loved Me Back to Life by 13thDoctor, JHarkness
Deadpool, Nathan/Wade. "When Cable had declared he’d stick around a little longer in Wade’s timeline, Wade didn’t expect him to squeeze his triangular shoulders into the cab’s backseat and head back to the X-Mansion with the rest of the team." // 3K. More PWP.
fanfic  Cable-and-Deadpool  slash  pair:Cable/Deadpool  pair:WadeWilson/NathanSummers  ref:postcanon  ref:PWP  ref:first-time  ref:movieverse  via:shadowkeeper  au:13thdoctor  au:jharkness  fandom:Cable&Deadpool 
may 2018 by zhena
Conspiracy Theories by manic_intent
Deadpool, Wade/Nathan. Wade discovers that there's new competition in town for all the high-paying gigs: Dopinder? // 4.5K. Whee. Smut.
fanfic  Cable-and-Deadpool  slash  pair:Cable/Deadpool  pair:WadeWilson/NathanSummers  ref:postcanon  ref:humor  ref:first-time  ref:movieverse  via:shadowkeeper  au:manic_intent  fandom:Cable&Deadpool 
may 2018 by zhena
Let's Just Forget the Hollywood Rules by tearupthesky
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. Ryan wanders off in the woods for a wee; something chomps his ankle.
Ryan rolls his chair closer to Shane. "Did you hear that, man?" he says under his breath. "That dog hates me, did you hear it growl at me? It almost took my fucking hand off! It could smell the curse. It recognized me with its primordial wolf senses."
"It's a fucking labradoodle," Shane says.
// 3.5K. Shane POV. Hee. This one's fun. :D
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  RPS  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  yuletide  yuletide2017  ref:humor  ref:banter  ref:first-time  ref:werewolf  au:tearupthesky  fandom:Buzzfeed 
may 2018 by zhena
Processing by manic_intent
Deadpool, Wade/Nathan. “You know, time travel stories are seriously lame,” Wade said, as he lay on the couch. “It all goes down to ‘if you can go back in time, why don’t you kill Hitler?’ which is a polarising way to look at it. No wonder it pissed off test audiences.” // 3K. Holy shit, is one of my ships getting canonish? I should see this movie...
fanfic  Cable-and-Deadpool  slash  pair:Cable/Deadpool  pair:WadeWilson/NathanSummers  ref:postcanon  ref:humor  ref:first-time  ref:movieverse  via:shadowkeeper  au:manic_intent  fandom:Cable&Deadpool 
may 2018 by zhena

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