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Good Lives by jibrailis
Naruto, Gai/Kakashi. "Gai accidentally becomes first lady of Konoha." // 7.6K. Gai POV, post-postcanon. Gai gets dragooned into dealing with ceremonial and community stuff for Hokage Kakashi, and only occasionally lets resentment cloud his ever-sunny day. Interesting fic ... humor but also not.
Seiji looks doubtful. Jiro's even more curious. "What does the Hokage's partner do?"
"An excellent question!" Gai says. "A loyal companion of the Hokage might go to a gardening competition like this one and use his fresh and youthful perspective to judge the winner." A loyal companion might also invite the Hokage to his home every night, cook for him, allow him into his bed, and have sex with him, but that's not for innocent ears to hear. They're both men with certain physical needs, and this is an easy arrangement they've had for years. Kakashi needs someone to fuck, and Gai is convenient, always hanging around with zero probability of one day stabbing him in the dark. That's good enough to get by. Gai won't overstretch himself by asking for more. He already has more of Kakashi than he ever dreamed possible.
fic  kakashi/gai  naruto  futurefic  marriagefic  fluff  fanfic  slash  pair:KakashiHatake/GuyMaito  ref:postcanon  ref:accidental-marriage  ref:marriage-of-convenience  au:jibrailis  fandom:Naruto  via:exclamations 
may 2019 by zhena
Bind Me Tight by PandaFlower
Naruto, Tobirama Senju/Kagami Uchiha. "In which Kagami gets the upper hand by complete accident and Tobirama would like a divorce, please and thank you." Kagami sets traps around his hidey-hole with whatever comes to hand, but to his dismay snares a rival Senju -- in his bridal rope. // 15.5K. Kagami POV. Hadn't planned to read this as I only vaguely recalled one of the characters. But then I said eh, consulted the wiki, and read it anyway. It turned out to be really entertaining. In this AU, Uchiha clan tradition is bride-napping -- first lasso, next elope. Whoops...
fanfic  Naruto  slash  pair:KagamiUchiha/TobiramaSenju  ref:accidental-marriage  ref:enemyslash  ref:H/C  ref:humor  ref:courting  ref:first-time  via:exclamations  au:pandaflower  fandom:Naruto 
april 2019 by zhena
How Much of the Map (those undiscovered places) by susiecarter
Deep Space Nine, Bashir/Garak. Julian wakes up married, in someone else's bed. He isn't sure how that happened, but his headache says far too much kanar was likely involved. // ~7K. New DS9 fic omg. Set post-Zimmerman reveal, mostly a fic about Julian freaking out about his bad life choices. I did wonder who'd officiate a marriage with that much booze involved, but once the fic got there -- oh. Yeah, of course. No smut.
fanfic  DS9  slash  pair:Garak/JulianBashir  ref:accidental-marriage  ref:pining  ref:ep-related  via:sophia_sol  au:susiecarter  fandom:DS9 
october 2018 by zhena
Schrodinger's Wedding by Sixthlight
Rivers of London, Peter/Thomas. "If a marriage takes place but neither of the parties involved knows it’s real, is anybody really married? Unfortunately for Peter and Nightingale, the answer according to the Registry Office is yes. All they have to do is get divorced. It’s the twenty-first century. How hard can it be?" // 12.6K. Wonderful, funny accidental marriage fic that moves veeery slowly, and absolutely worth it.
fanfic  Rivers-of-London  slash  pair:PeterGrant/ThomasNightingale  ref:accidental-marriage  ref:humor  ref:molasses  ref:UST  ref:first-time  au:sixthlight  fandom:RiversOfLondon 
september 2018 by zhena
I’m Gonna Keep You in Love with Me (for a While) by beethechange
Buzzfeed Unsolved, Ryan/Shane. Accidentally drunk married in Vegas! And posted on Instagram, of course. But Shane has a plan.
"Okay," Shane says finally. "Okay. Here's what we're going to do. We're just going to— we're going to be married. The only way out is through."
"Um," Ryan says, because this plan strikes him as counterproductive to their shared goal of not being married.
// 22K, Ryan POV. Really fun, excellent example of the genre with a cute epilogue.
fanfic  BuzzfeedUnsolved  RPS  slash  pair:RyanBergara/ShaneMadej  ref:accidental-marriage  ref:pretendcouple  ref:humor  ref:first-time  ref:pining  ref:bffs-to-lovers  via:as_lld_again  au:beethechange  fandom:Buzzfeed 
may 2018 by zhena
Lift Your Open Hand by firethesound
Harry Potter, Harry/Draco. "With Draco Malfoy as his assigned partner for the next six weeks of Auror training, Harry had been prepared for things to go poorly. But getting themselves accidentally bonded to each other in the first twenty minutes of their very first assignment seemed going above and beyond, even for them." // 19K of slo-mo attraction fic, relatively angst-free, plot-free, a fair amount of domesticity, and a random Nicolas Cage.
fanfic  HarryPotter  slash  pair:HarryPotter/DracoMalfoy  ref:EWE  ref:Auror  ref:bonding  ref:accidental-marriage  ref:curtainfic  ref:domestic  au:firethesound  fandom:HarryPotter 
january 2017 by zhena
Let's Stay Together by uraneia
Hockey RPS, Sid/Geno. "Sid goes to bed in LA on June 12 and wakes up June 13 in Pittsburgh. That would be weird enough in itself, but the thing is, he doesn't wake up alone." // It's another one of those Magical Stanley Cup fics, this one with woke-up-married. So nothing innovative, but fairly entertaining anyway. HEA.
fanfic  HockeyRPS  slash  pair:SidneyCrosby/EvgenyMalkin  ref:Penguins  ref:magic  ref:accidental-marriage  ref:woke-up-married  ref:pining  ref:UST  ref:miscommunication  via:sophia_sol  au:uraneia  fandom:HockeyRPS 
september 2014 by zhena
Brand New Colony by oflights
Hockey RPS, Sid/Geno, Sid/Matt. After a blackout drunk, Sid and Geno wake up married in Vegas--without even realizing it until much later when the paperwork arrives. // 42K. Unusual variation on the theme. No relationship per se initially (and I completely missed the actual relationship, making me just as oblivious as Geno in this fic :). Geno functions as rough equivalent of an outsider POV here, and his reasons for being culturally horrified (and Sid's superstition wallow) seem on point. Fic also assumes a fair amount of canon knowledge, with plot points relying on preexisting reader knowledge I didn't have (e.g., no explanation for Sid in hospital). With all that in mind, frustrating but interesting and readable.
fanfic  Hockey  RPS  slash  pair:SidneyCrosby/EvgenyMalkin  pair:SidneyCrosby/MattDuchene  ref:accidental-marriage  ref:marriage-of-convenience  ref:amnesia  ref:molasses  ref:miscommunication  ref:first-time  au:oflights  fandom:HockeyRPS 
may 2013 by zhena

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