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The Bonds from London - BootsnBlossoms - James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“I should sleep on the couch,” Bond murmured.

“Don’t be a bloody idiot,” Q snorted unattractively. Bond, amused, filed away this propensity for sleepy swearing as something to remember. “What is it? That’s a text alert, not a perimeter alarm. Nightmare, then? Damn you double-ohs and your issues, I swear to god.” He lifted his arm in invitation.
fic  007  jamesbond  canondivergence!au  Q(Bond)  Q/Bond  pretendcouple  competecy  rating:pg-13 
may 2019 by starwire
Electricity in the Contact by ladyblahblah
"In which Derek has been invited to the Greater Pacific Northwest Alpha Symposium (that's not what it's called, Stiles, stop saying that), and showing up unattached would mean an arranged marriage. When the rest of the pack objects, he agrees to let Stiles come along to pose as his mate. Derek is reasonably sure that he's not going to make it out of this weekend alive." asdfghjkl; misunderstandings, pining, having to touch each other to convince other people that they're together, scent marking ahhhhhh, really cool OCs, actually interesting werewolf politics, it's just awesome.
teenwolf  sterek  pining!derek  pining!stiles  oblivious!derek  oblivious!stiles  awesome!scott  misunderstandings  lovelovelove  pretendcouple  scentmarking 
may 2017 by punkheid
Don't Worry Baby by kalpurna
Gahaha, this is so adorable. Stiles is a prostitute specialising in werewolf clients, and one of his regulars proposes an exclusive business deal. Completely-in-love-and-kind-of-clueless-about-it!Derek is so damn lovable. And Stiles resolutely considering this a project even as he gets pulled deeper and deeper... <3
teenwolf  sterek  pining!derek  oblivious!stiles  misunderstandings  jealous!derek  pretendcouple 
april 2017 by punkheid
REQUEST: Sam/Cas, undercover as a married couple, leads to first time
A case requires Sam and Cas to go undercover as a married couple.

As the job progresses, Sam gets a little to into being Cas's husband, including getting really possessive when somebody tries to seduce Cas away from him.

Leads to first time, bottom Cas please.
:spn  fps  pairing:sam/castiel  undercover  pretendcouple  firsttime 
november 2016 by Mayalaen
Request: Sam/Dean, pretending to be a gay couple
As part of a hunt, Sam and Dean go undercover on a couples cruise.
Being men, the brothers have to pretend to be a gay couple as part of their cover.

They spend their days together pretending to be newlyweds - rubbing sun lotion on each other's bodies, making out, and walking around holding hands.

To them this is just another hilarious prank war - pushing each other's buttons and seeing who'll break first. But over time they really start to like it, and start enjoying their fake-gay relationship for real.

The end up going at it for real, and after an incredible night of released tension and life-changing sex between brothers, decide to become a real couple. Screw the world :)
:spn  fps  pairing:sam/dean  pretendcouple 
august 2016 by Mayalaen
Request: Dean/Sam*, undercover as gay with a twist
*- or Gen.

Sam and Dean have come across a case where the victims are all gay couples... and decide that the best way to figure out what's happening would be to go undercover as a couple themselves- after all so many people have already mistaken them for a couple, right?

Unfortunately, much to their frustration, this time when they want to come across as a couple; everyone in the community takes them to be siblings- the motel owner, the witness, the suspects... just everyone.

Upto author how it progresses from there; do they become an actual couple to solve the case or do they find another solution?
:spn  fps  pairing:sam/dean  pretendcouple  humor 
august 2016 by Mayalaen
REQUEST: dean/sam, fake relationship
dean and sam pose as a couple to hunt down an incubus and infiltrate a (couples?) party but surprise surprise the party turns out the be an orgy. in order not to blow their covers, they engage in the horizontal mambo
:spn  fps  pairing:sam/dean  pretendcouple  kink:orgy 
august 2016 by Mayalaen
Dean/Cas, Casino case
A hunt takes Dean/Cas to a casino for a ghost targeting couples. To fit in, Dean has to pretend to be the gambler and Cas his boyfriend.
pairing:dean/castiel  :spn  pretendcouple 
july 2016 by Mayalaen
Dean/Cas, pretend Sam/Cas, little angst
Sam and Cas pretend to be interested in one another so that Dean will finally confess that he's in love with Cas, but things go wrong:

Dean thinks Sam and Cas are really in love with each other and he wants to be a good older brother and wants Sam to be happy. Even if that means Dean giving up Cas.

I'd really like it if the pretend Sam/Cas is drawn out for a while, to the point where Cas gets discouraged and thinks Dean really isn't in love with him after all.Also Dean gets super depressed and actually breaks down and cries at one point.(sadist, I know, but I love angst)

And I'd like it have a happy ending with Cas confessing he's in love with Dean not Sam and they have quick desperate-"we're finally together" sex.
pairing:dean/castiel  pairing:sam/castiel  angst  :spn  pretendcouple 
july 2016 by Mayalaen
Request: Jensen/Jared, married to protect family
Jared has always been raised a gold ol’ Texas boy, and family is everything. So when he discovers his brother has been defrauding the company he works for and faces a long prison sentence. Jared and his brother are struggling to raise their siblings and Jared can't let his brother go to prison. He'll do *anything*, including personally begging CEO Jensen Ackles on his knees.

But Jensen has a well earned hard reputation that even the most cut-throat business men think twice about offending, and not someone you ask a favour from. Jensen has no time of sentimentality or sob stories...but he does have time to ogle Jared’s very pretty face. Jensen is tired of the faceless one night stands and fortune hunters, and could also do with softening his image a bit. Jared gives him the perfect opportunity. So he offers Jared a deal over an enforced dinner: if Jared marries him, Jensen will forgive and forget the theft, and he'll take care of the Padalecki's financially. Jared knows he has no choice but can he marry a complete stranger, especially one who has such a cold reputation. But despite Jensen’s smug victory over Jared's acceptance, it turns out neither of them are remotely prepared for what has been agreed too...bottom!Jared only please. Please don't repost the prompt with anything altered.
!tofill  rps  marriage  pretendcouple  au  virgin!Jared  jerk!Jensen  bareback  blackmail  bottom!Jared  firsttime  oralsex  rimming  :spn  pairing:jared/jensen  top!Jensen  virgin  forcedmarriage 
may 2016 by Mayalaen
Cross a Canyon (with a broken limb) - theroguesgambit - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“You never graduated,” Stiles says, just to say it. To test it out in the open air. That's... huh.


Stiles spends his senior year battling troll-gremlins, taking on an unexpected tutoring job, and definitely not falling for a certain sourwolf (even though everyone else seems to think he is).
fic  teenwolf  pretendcouple  stilesstilinski  derekhale  scottmcall  kirayukimura  derek/stiles  rating:pg-13 
february 2016 by starwire
Think Once, Think Twice - Chapter 1 - Fahye - Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
"First one to cry annulment covers the other's weekends for six months," Jake says instantly.

 (or, the one where amy santiago falls in love with and gets drunk vegas married to jake peralta, not necessarily in that order)
brooklyn99  amysantiago  jackperalta  amysantiago/jakeperalta  pretendcouple  rating:r 
november 2015 by starwire
Reprocussions - Anonymous - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
Skye is Phil's grown up daughter who thinks he needs to get over Mom and date again. He's been lying to her and saying he is. He invented a boyfriend intending to break up with him before she came home but when she pays an unexpected visit Clint offers to help him out.
fic  avengers  marvel'sagentsofSHIELD  philcoulson  clintbarton  skye  clintbarton/philcoulson  au  kidfic  pretendcouple  rating:pg-13 
december 2014 by starwire
in their element by electricalgwen
Sam and Dean have to make out so that their rather tenuous fake identities as a doctor and a respiratory technician aren't immediately blown. *__*
supernatural  sam/dean  pretendcouple 
august 2014 by punkheid
When It Crackles by lyra_wing
Sam and Dean are investigating a mysterious community where all seems peaceful and well, except for the unexplained disappearances. Fun case-fic, just the right amount of creepiness and wandering around in the dark. And then there's the other fun bit, which is that Sam and Dean aren't allowed to live in the community out of wedlock... :D
supernatural  sam/dean  pretendcouple 
august 2014 by punkheid
Opus Amore
Sam and Dean go undercover at a couples retreat for Alphas and their Omegas to root out a monster. Dean hates being an omega so the fact that he'll have to openly be one and stop taking his suppressants pisses him off. Still, the more they pretend to be a happy Omega and Alpha couple, the more he starts to think that maybe being an omega isn't so bad, not if Sam is his alpha...
pairing:sam/dean  kink:omega!dean  WIP:finished  alpha!Sam  D/s  firsttime  heat  knotting  rimming  :spn  pretendcouple  collars/leashes 
april 2014 by Mayalaen
the reason you ruminate the shadowy past - Mizzy - The Avengers (2012), Captain America (2011), Iron Man (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
So, Captain America effectively manages to cockblock Tony for a year.

It's not Steve's fault. Well, actually, it is. But he was just proving a point - that if a superhero is gay, how can it be wrong? Steve just picked the wrong superhero to make the point with. Now America will think they're dating - and Tony's not going to be the guy to break Captain America's heart.

There's only one way out. To save face, Steve and Tony have to become fake boyfriends. Steve thinks the "boyfriends" bit will be the hardest to act... but maybe it's the "fake" part that will be the hardest act of all...
fic  avengers  steverogers  tonystark  pepperpots  natasharomanov  clintbarton  tonystark/steverogers  pretendcouple  rating:pg-13 
april 2014 by starwire
Shut Up (Put Your Money Where Your Mouth Is) - Chapter 1 - kototyph - Supernatural [Archive of Our Own]
Dean's done some pretty stupid things, but getting drunk-hitched in Vegas to a colleague he barely knows might just take the cake. His surprise husband, Castiel, is a little weird but likable despite that, and Dean figures they’ll go back to Boston, get a quiet annulment, and go their separate ways. Six weeks later, he’s still married to one of the strangest, most genuine and definitely most dangerously lov-- likable guys he's ever known. Dean doesn't know why or really even how it’s happening, but it’s getting harder and harder to remember that he has divorce papers to file.
fic  au  spn  deanwinchester  castiel  dean/castiel  samwinchester  pretendcouple  rating:nc-17  author:kototyph 
february 2014 by starwire

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