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Fic: BFFs Get Handcuffed Together For 24 Hours - Ryan & Shane [ryan/shane, buzzfeed unsolved]
“May death do us part,” he said in a stupid, ghoulish voice.

“It’s only 24 hours, you dick,” Ryan said around a strangled laugh.

“Yeah, 24 hours,” Shane said. “Or death. Whichever comes first.”

“You’re saying you wouldn’t uncuff me to save my life?” Ryan asked, wheezing.

Shane turned to look straight into the camera filming.

“Them’s the rules. Shane ain’t never lost a challenge.”

Or, in which Ryan deals with his feelings by not dealing with them at all.
buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:livikate  (genre:rpf)  (content:handcuffed.together)  (content:developing.relationship)  (content:pining)  (content:domestic)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:2501-5k) 
april 2019 by midnightbex
Fic: it started like this [ryan/shane, buzzfeed unsolved]
Shane thinks that if he can just pin down when it started, maybe he can do something about it. Think himself out of it, somehow. Understand the problem to solve the problem.

(He tries not to think about what, exactly, the problem is.)
buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:sky_somedays  (genre:rpf)  (content:get.together)  (content:denial.of.feelings)  (content:pining)  (  [rating:pants]  (words:1001-2500) 
april 2019 by midnightbex
Fic: The Shine of Obsidian [ryan/shane, buzzfeed unsolved]
After months of negotiations, Ryan and Shane are given permission to do a weekend long investigation for Unsolved at The Overlook, a famously haunted hotel which is left abandoned during the fall and winter seasons due to severe weather conditions and its relative isolation.

Once left on their own, what Shane had thought would be a fun weekend turns into a fight for survival when Ryan becomes possessed by the very demon he was hunting.
buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:victoriaagrey  (genre:rpf)  (au)  (au:the.shining)  (content:possession)  (content:get.together)  (content:first.time)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:15001-25k) 
april 2019 by midnightbex
Fic: i need a tall glass of something [ryan/shane, buzzfeed unsolved]
Ryan bites him. Maybe a little too hard. Maybe not hard enough. There’s definitely blood, but whatever – Shane’s finger is still attached and Ryan’s still a fucking parrot. They’re both losers here.
!locked  buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:amosanguis  (genre:rpf)  (content:animal.transformation)  (content:humor)  [rating:pants]  (words:2501-5k) 
april 2019 by midnightbex
Fic: Indiana Bergara And The Lost Shirt Buttons [ryan/shane, buzzfeed unsolved]
“Just think, when they take our picture for the paper, this is what we’re going to be wearing.”

You’re going to be wearing that forever if I have anything to say about it, Shane thought to himself as they loaded up into their rental SUV to become treasure millionaires.
buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:drunkkenobi  (genre:rpf)  (content:pwp)  (kink:oral)  (  (kink:costume)  (content:established.relationship)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:1001-2500) 
april 2019 by midnightbex
Fic: two to fall apart [ryan/shane, buzzfeed unsolved]
“I know you’re sitting over there, probably like, ‘oh, Ryan’s such an idiot, he’s afraid of ghosts but not serial killers.’”

“I’m thinking your sense of self-preservation is a sham. You absolutely seek out things that you believe are a danger to your person.”

“And you're so incredibly invested in my person?”

“I am! I enjoy your person. I would like it not to be carved up and put on a Christmas display.”

Ryan laughs, and Shane can’t begin to fathom how that’s even remotely funny.


Ryan wants to investigate a case that's just a little too recent for Shane's tastes.
buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:literalmetaphor  (genre:rpf)  (content:violence)  (content:pining)  [rating:pants]  (words:35001-45k) 
april 2019 by midnightbex
Fic: (please don't take this as) anything but honest [ryan/shane, buzzfeed unsolved]
"Ryan would look over at him with pleading eyes and a plastic smile, and Shane would let his skull settle at the top of the headrest with a grey static running between his ears, and they wouldn’t speak about it."
buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:makehomesofhumans  (genre:rpf)  (content:pining)  (content:get.together)  (content:first.kiss)  [rating:pants]  (words:5001-10k) 
april 2019 by midnightbex
On the first night of our future - thewindupbird - Buzzfeed Unsolved (Web Series) [Archive of Our Own]
“You know, there’s something noble about sleeping on the floor,” he says, and holds the package out.

“Noble?” Ryan says. “You know, this is a serious ghost hunt. It’s a serious show, and you’re opening snacks like a six year old.” He takes the box anyway and dips his hand inside. “Are you going to start talking about wood grain now, and the quality of the plywood?”
buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:windupbird  (genre:rpf)  (content:first.kiss)  (content:get.together)  [rating:pants]  (words:5001-10k) 
april 2019 by midnightbex
Fic: You've Been Starring in My Dreams [ryan/shane, buzzfeed unsolved]
“Ryan Bergara. You know, about this tall, scared of his own shadow, and loves the Lakers more than life itself. My co-host, that Ryan.”

“You have a co-host? Since when?”

“Since always?” Shane lowered his voice. “Is this for a video? It’s cool, I’ll play along.”

Andrew looked at him like he was growing a second head. “I was going to ask you the same thing. I have no idea what you’re talking about.”

Or: Shane goes to work one day and Ryan’s not there. Ryan’s not anywhere.
buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:drunkkenobi  (genre:rpf)  (au)  (au:canon.divergence)  (content:angst)  (content:mystery)  (content:first.kiss)  [rating:pants]  (words:5001-10k) 
april 2019 by midnightbex
Fic: tousled and undone [ryan/shane, buzzfeed unsolved]
Shane’s a good person. He does his taxes, he doesn’t litter, he uses his goddamn blinkers. He’s a decent human being.

So he’d really like to know why the universe keeps fucking him over.
buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:abovetheruins  (genre:rpf)  (content:pining)  (content:humor)  (content:fluff)  [rating:pants]  (words:1001-2500) 
april 2019 by midnightbex
Fic: Bringing Things Together [ryan/shane, buzzfeed unsolved]
“Look,” Shane says over the phone. “Mistakes were made.”

“Mistakes,” Ryan repeats.

“I’ve got myself in a pickle.”

“What have you handcuffed yourself to?” Ryan asks, cutting to the chase and there’s a pointed pause from Shane on the other end. Ryan actually has to check to make sure the call hasn’t dropped.

“That’s not important,” Shane eventually says.
buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:blacktofade  (genre:rpf)  (  (content:situational.humiliation)  (content:first.time)  (kink:bondage)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:5001-10k) 
april 2019 by midnightbex
Fic: that first, initial feeling [ryan/shane, buzzfeed unsolved au]
“You’re called the Treasure Chest,” Shane says blankly to the man behind the counter, who is looking at him with a completely neutral expression. His name tag suggests that he is called Ryan. “It’s -- literally every sex shop in the history of sex shops was called The Treasure Chest. I’m pretty sure it’s in the by-laws.”

“The by-laws ... for sex shops?” Ryan asks.

Shane fixes him with a look. He sells crystals, which means he’s a con man, which means he’s a deviant of at least some kind, which means he’s been to a sex shop and he knows exactly what Shane means. “Listen,” Shane says, and then nothing else, because Ryan The Counter Man pulls an arm behind his head to stretch and the sight of his surprisingly beefy arms short-circuits Shane’s brain.

The man blinks patiently at him. “I’m listening,” he says, encouragingly.

OR: An AU in which Ryan runs a crystals store, and Shane is beguiled by him anyway.
buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:varnes  (au)  (au:job)  (content:get.together)  (content:secret.relationship)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:15001-25k) 
march 2019 by midnightbex
Fic: Schaumburg Abbey [ryan/shane, buzzfeed unsolved au]
When a young man is born to be a hero, some adventure must happen his way, no matter how quiet the market town into which he is born. So, when young Mr Ryan Bergara receives an invitation to spend the season in Bath, it is inevitable that the dashing Mr Madej catch his eye—and that Ryan is soon caught up in the mysteries surrounding Schaumburg Abbey.
buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:siria  (au)  (au:regency)  [rating:pants]  (words:10001-15k) 
february 2019 by midnightbex
Fic: You Make the World Seem Bigger [ryan/shane, buzzfeed unsolved]
The creature stirs. She squirm-drags herself down until she’s on Ryan’s belly, and then she noses at the pocket of his hoodie. Ryan gently tucks her in so only her head is visible, and they both watch as she sighs happily and burrows into the warmth.

Ryan looks up at him, beaming. It is, Shane has to admit, very cute.

“Ryan Bergara, Father of Goat-Dragons,” Shane says. “I can’t believe she already likes you best.”

“Yeah, well,” Ryan says. “You tried to name her Snooki and turn her over to the state of California, so you reap what you sow.”

OR: Ryan and Shane film a Supernatural episode in the Pine Barrens on the elusive Jersey Devil. They don’t manage to find it, but a few months after filming, one definitely finds them. And it’s decided they’d make great adoptive parents.
buzzfeed.unsolved  pairing:ryan.bergara/shane.madej  author:beethechange  (genre:rpf)  (  (creature:cryptid)  (content:kid.fic)  (content:get.together)  [rating:no.pants]  (words:35001-45k) 
february 2019 by midnightbex

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