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Up All Night to Get (Un)Lucky
In which Dirk has hell of computer issues/plays matchmaker, Calliope is revealed to be a big ol' pervert, and it's implied that the future of entertainment is a heavily edited version of an incredibly shitty fanfiction featuring hot unicorn on wizard action/violence.

Also there's animes.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat/Jade/Terezi  pairing:John/Roxy  pairing:Dirk/Sollux  pairing:Dirk/Jake  pairing:John/Roxy/Calliope  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  rating:r  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:dreamingHierophant  quality:sunfish  extra:postSBURB  extra:IM  extra:poly  extra:fanboy!  extra:humour  extra:domestic  extra:fluff 
december 2016 by opalsong
So It's Going
They managed to win the game somehow. He's not really sure of the details, but it's not all it's cracked up to be. He's stuck in an unfamiliar body with a thirteen year old little brother who's terrified of him.

Somehow, he is sure this is his fault.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  rating:pg-13  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:TGP  quality:sunfish  extra:postSBURB  extra:angst  extra:timeshenanigans  extra:depression  extra:bodyhorror  extra:Linguistics!!!  extra:flirting  extra:drinking  Extra:Abuse  extra:aftermath  extra:toPodfic  extra:wishList 
december 2016 by opalsong
>Dave: survive three years on this rock
Growing up on a flying meteor is hard work. You know this from experience.

TG: dude what is this piece of shit you just sent me
CG: TO PUT IT IN YOUR HUMAN TERMS:
CG: IT’S A FUCKING LOVE STORY, DAVE.

Well, it's a bit more than that.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  pairing:Dave/Terezi  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:naive_wanderer  quality:sunfish  extra:friendship  extra:slowbuild  extra:depression  Extra:Abuse 
december 2016 by opalsong
Multiply
"You aren't denying the guilt part," she says happily.

You shrug. This was the way you really liked her, alert and predatory, delighted with life and always a little weird. "You could find anybody guilty of something."

"That," Terezi declares, "is one of the sweetest things anyone has ever said to me."
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Karkat/Jade  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:Rose/Vriska  pairing:Dave/Terezi  rating:nc-17  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:laylah  quality:sunfish  extra:postSBURB  extra:xeno  extra:firsttime  extra:enthusiasticConsent  extra:inflation  extra:dubcon  Extra:SexPollen  extra:kink 
august 2016 by opalsong
electing strange perfections - roachpatrol - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
Dave says, bouncing his heel on your thigh for attention, “Are you drunk? Holy shit, are you— like, are you tripping out? Did Rose just roofie you with her pretentious fuckin’ leaf water? Oh my god.”

“Oh my god,” Rose repeats, and colors brilliantly across her cheeks, blood coursing bright and close under her skin.

|| This is surprising and lovely.
fandom:homestuck  author:roachpatrol  pairing:dave/kanaya(moirail)  pairing:rose/kanaya  type:moirallegiance  type:threesome  type:drunkenhonesty  type:cuddling  type:workingitout  type:birdsongsweet  type:asteroidbound2  length:1-5k 
january 2016 by blottingtheink
How to Impress an Empress
Comics for Ladyfest Echange assignment, explores relationship and power balance between purpleblood Rose and human Kanaya.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  rating:G  type:art  site:AO3  artist:mesitka  quality:crocodile  extra:speciesswap  type:prose 
february 2014 by opalsong
the career of his humour
He counts all of Time as his personal fiefdom.

She is feared by things that don't have a word for fear.

Neither of them has ever had a girlfriend before.
fandom:homestuck  pairing:dave/terezi  pairing:rose/kanaya  author:paratactician  length:1-3k 
november 2013 by captainmander
Trollish for the Easily Excited
For the prompt: i'd like either john/karkat or rose/kanaya, where the troll language is very different from english, and karkat/kanaya keeps lapsing into their native language during cute or ~*intimate*~ moments.
fandom:homestuck  pairing:rose/kanaya  pairing:john/karkat  pairing:dave/terezi  author:nextian  length:3-5k  !series 
october 2013 by captainmander
Means You Have A Talented Tongue (The Awkward Noises Remix)
At first, Kanaya did not speak anything but English where the humans could hear her.
fandom:homestuck  pairing:rose/kanaya  author:inverts  length:1-3k  !remix 
october 2013 by captainmander
Four Times You Made Kanaya Maryam Laugh In Bed
GA: Rose What Happened To The Bed
TT: Do you like it?
GA: I Dont Know What It Is Exactly That Im Looking At Here

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Kanaya doubts Rose is taking this "bed" thing very seriously.
fandom:homestuck  pairing:rose/kanaya  author:arjache  length:1-3k 
october 2013 by captainmander
the milk of paradise
"At times your curiosity is maddening," Kanaya says. She looks into the middle distance over your shoulder. "As you know, when it comes time for trolls to reproduce, it is rather a do-or-die situation. Failing to follow through with the deed is disastrous for all parties involved, so it is advantageous to be able to stimulate your partner chemically in addition to emotionally."

"You secrete a natural aphrodisiac," you say, to be sure you are understanding her correctly.
fandom:homestuck  pairing:rose/kanaya  author:laylah  length:1-3k 
october 2013 by captainmander
The White House
Well, Dave seems to be managing just fine by himself at the moment.

Let's check up on someone else, shall we?

PT: Be the rainbow drinker.
fandom:homestuck  pairing:rose/kanaya  author:paratactician  length:3-5k 
october 2013 by captainmander
Redux3
or :
In Which Dave Strider Is An Asexual Transsexual Off To Room With His Best Internet Friend John Egbert, Who Is Initially Unaware Of Dave’s Trans Status, While They Both Attend Western Washington University. Co-Starring Rose Lalonde As Dave’s Nosy And Also Identical And Cisexual Lesbian Twin Sister, And Karkat Vantas And Sollux Captor As Particularly Irritating Suite Mates. Featuring All The Trolls As Humans, Jade And Jake As John’s Gun Wielding Genius Cousins, And Dirk “Bro” Strider As The Hardest Character To Write. Also Includes Stupid Pranks, Second Hand Details, A Handful Of Sexuality Crisises, A Number Of Awkward Crushes Of Varying Levels Of Platonic, Flirting With Varying Levels Of Success, Instances Of Sloppy Makeouts, One Polyamorous Relationship, A Handful Of Lesbians, More Bullshit Than True Facts, And A Summary That Is Apparently Too Long.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Dave  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:Dirk/Jake  rating:nc-17  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:sumomomochi  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:college  extra:humanstuck  extra:IM  extra:asexual  extra:trans 
october 2013 by opalsong
Without no Seam nor Needlework
"I mean," Rose continues, fumbling to unhook her own bra, "I can wax pseudointellectual about how virginity is a social construct all day, but that doesn't make me any less practically inexperienced, and suddenly my thousands upon thousands of words of erotic wizard fiction don't seem to count for nearly as much as I'd previously..."
fandom:homestuck  pairing:rose/kanaya  author:bramblepatch  length:3-5k 
august 2013 by captainmander
A Little Off the Top
On the list of "Things Karkat Needs to Remember To Pack for Surviving This Fucking Game, In Order of Priority," hair styling utensils fell somewhere between "rubble that crushed my lusus" and "last sweep's decomposable trash, recently unburied from the back lawnring, along with all those bodies of the undead I had to kill." In other words, somebody needs to give that boy a brush.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:Gamzee/Terezi  rating:r  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Introsquirrel  extra:PaleRomance(isthebestkind)  extra:Hygiene  extra:toPodfic 
july 2013 by opalsong
Fine Gems
Both Dirk and Jake get advice from unlikely sources while Rose goes shopping with her big brother. 
*fanfiction  fandom:homestuck  pairing:dirk/jake  pairing:bro/grandpa  pairing:rose/kanaya  +notao3 
february 2013 by KIRCEE

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