pairing:john/karkat/jade   8

Inc/Suc/cubus
"Double-check the wards properly! Dying of awesome sex would be a good way to go if we have to, but I'm not keeling over before I get my diploma, okay?"

John rolls his eyes. "Yeah, yeah." Jade keeps watching him from the corner of her eye for a few seconds; he seems to be doing it seriously, at least, even if he's still huffy. "Bluh. I get why you'd need to pass demonology, but not why I need it if my major is weather magic."

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Anonymous asked: John/Jade/Karkat - John and Jade are demon summoners (for reasons) trying to call up an incubus/succubus (for reasons). They get Karkat.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Karkat/Jade  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:askerian  quality:sunfish  extra:au  Extra:GenderBender  extra:genderqueer  extra:sexmagic 
september 2016 by opalsong
John/Jade/Karkat - Inc/suc/cubus
Anonymous asked: John/Jade/Karkat - John and Jade are demon summoners (for reasons) trying to call up an incubus/succubus (for reasons). They get Karkat.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Karkat/Jade  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:askerian  extra:au  Extra:Threesome/Moresome 
december 2013 by opalsong
Handcuffs
Karkat can feel the press of John’s arousal against one of his arms. His fingers twitch and reach helplessly, but his limbs are pushed as far as they can go. John chuckles against his shoulder, aware of Karkat’s efforts, and noses against the troll’s ear, warm breaths ghosting against sensitive flesh. “You’re so, well, eager like this, Karkat!”
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Karkat/Jade  rating:nc-17  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:anonymous  Extra:BDSM  Extra:Threesome/Moresome  extra:xeno  quality:sunfish 
august 2012 by opalsong
Prospit Sandwiches With Alternian Fillings
EB: WHEN I SAID OKAY FINE JADE LET'S TRY TO **DISCREETLY** PUT OUT FEELERS I DIDN'T MEAN GO RIGHT UP TO HIM AND ASK HIM POINT BLANK IF HE'D LIKE TO STAR IN HIS OWN KINKTASTIC ALIEN PORNO!!!!!!!!
GG: >:/ oh yes because "btw do you have a gf" totally means "hey do you wanna be the yummy filling in a twin sandwich" in normal people land. dont be a buttface, john!! >:(



Sequel to Adventures in Collaborative Storytelling.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Karkat/Jade  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:askerian  extra:sequel  extra:IM  Extra:Threesome/Moresome  quality:sunfish  extra:toPodfic 
august 2012 by opalsong
Adventures in Collaborative Storytelling
-- gardenGnostic [GG] began pestering ectoBiologist [EB] at 23:45 --



GG: hey john, i thought you were going to bed early!
EB: nd she kissed him full on the mouth with lots of to
EB: GAH
GG: :O ???
EB: damn it jade, you and your ninja windows! pretend you didn't see anything okay.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Karkat/Jade  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:askerian  quality:sunfish  extra:IM  extra:porn  Extra:Threesome/Moresome  extra:podficced! 
august 2012 by opalsong
Earthian Dating, Alternian-Style: Episode Three, The Matesprit/Kismesis Double-Double-Reacharound
"By Brett Howell

Who amongst the general public hasn't at the very least heard of John Egbert, rising humorist and riveting showman (and, slightly less known, accomplished, classically-trained concert pianist?) If you're not into astronomy or nuclear physics you might be excused for not knowing of his cousin, vivacious and horrendously brilliant Jade Harley. (If you are, you have no excuse; in those circles she is revolutionizing there is no escaping her sharp insight.)

(...)

In short, they're gorgeous, smart, well-connected, independently wealthy, and well on their way to becoming nothing short of illustrious.

They also happen to be dating the same man."
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Karkat/Jade  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:askerian  Extra:Threesome/Moresome  extra:future  extra:media  quality:salamander  extra:humour 
august 2012 by opalsong

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