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Happy Endings
The Golden Ending for SBurb has been realized and thanks to some careful time jimmying, everyone's ended up in the same timeline and the same present. Including the Trolls. Which can be a little, uh, complicated.

Started out as wondering about a family of Striders that included Davesprite and Lil Hal and Alpha Dave, ended up expanding into a massive and strange thing of beauty. Includes an homage to Asukerian's one armed Davesprite with her gracious permission.

These are written in whatever order we want but we promise to make sure they're put in mostly chronological order here on the series hub. (mostly because Time Shenanigans)

CANON COMPLIANT UP TO THE GIGAPAUSE.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Gamzee  pairing:John/Dave  pairing:Jane/Gamzee  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee  pairing:Latuta/Mituna  rating:pg-13  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:TGP  author:LoxieBoxie  quality:sunfish  extra:postSBURB  extra:timeshenanigans  extra:family  extra:humour  extra:kissing  extra:culturedifferences  extra:tease  extra:angst  extra:neglect  extra:cultureshock  extra:drugs  extra:therapy 
december 2016 by opalsong
Redux3 - sumomomochi - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
In Which Dave Strider Is An Asexual Transsexual Off To Room With His Best Internet Friend John Egbert, Who Is Initially Unaware Of Dave’s Trans Status, While They Both Attend Western Washington University. Co-Starring Rose Lalonde As Dave’s Nosy And Also Identical And Cisexual Lesbian Twin Sister, And Karkat Vantas And Sollux Captor As Particularly Irritating Suite Mates. Featuring All The Trolls As Humans, Jade And Jake As John’s Gun Wielding Genius Cousins, And Dirk “Bro” Strider As The Hardest Character To Write. Also Includes Stupid Pranks, Second Hand Details, A Handful Of Sexuality Crisises, A Number Of Awkward Crushes Of Varying Levels Of Platonic, Flirting With Varying Levels Of Success, Instances Of Sloppy Makeouts, One Polyamorous Relationship, A Handful Of Lesbians, More Bullshit Than True Facts, And A Summary That Is Apparently Too Long.

IH EVERYTHING ABOUT THIS - THE TWEE CAPITALISATION, THE UNNECESSARY CHARACTER INFORMATION, AND THE INCORRECT PLURAL OF CRISIS.
fandom:homestuck  pairing:john/dave  slash  longfic  asexual 
november 2013 by as_lld_again
Redux3
or :
In Which Dave Strider Is An Asexual Transsexual Off To Room With His Best Internet Friend John Egbert, Who Is Initially Unaware Of Dave’s Trans Status, While They Both Attend Western Washington University. Co-Starring Rose Lalonde As Dave’s Nosy And Also Identical And Cisexual Lesbian Twin Sister, And Karkat Vantas And Sollux Captor As Particularly Irritating Suite Mates. Featuring All The Trolls As Humans, Jade And Jake As John’s Gun Wielding Genius Cousins, And Dirk “Bro” Strider As The Hardest Character To Write. Also Includes Stupid Pranks, Second Hand Details, A Handful Of Sexuality Crisises, A Number Of Awkward Crushes Of Varying Levels Of Platonic, Flirting With Varying Levels Of Success, Instances Of Sloppy Makeouts, One Polyamorous Relationship, A Handful Of Lesbians, More Bullshit Than True Facts, And A Summary That Is Apparently Too Long.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Dave  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:Dirk/Jake  rating:nc-17  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:sumomomochi  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:college  extra:humanstuck  extra:IM  extra:asexual  extra:trans 
october 2013 by opalsong
One Shoe, Two Shoe, Red Shoe, Blue Shoe
John and Dave move into an apartment together and it's easy, carefree, and just as awesome as expected. John has everything he could ever need, but then, after a few weeks... he finds something he wants.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Dave  rating:nc-17  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:vulturer  quality:salamander  Extra:BDSM  extra:au  extra:college 
february 2013 by opalsong
The Finer Details of Gay Cluckbeast by clumsyoctopus
Your name is Dave Strider and you are 26 years old.

You have just gotten engaged.

The problem being that you have just gotten engaged to your best male friend in a furious fit of stupidity, champagne, one-upmanship and a weird warm-glowy feeling that occasionally (or more than occasionally) rolls around in the pit of your stomach and makes you act like a moron. You have, over the past 13 years and much careful experimentation, dubbed this “The Egbert Effect”.

You would like to state, for the record, that you are definitely, completely and 100% NOT A HOMOSEXUAL.
Author:clumsyoctopus  Fandom:Homestuck  FandomType:Web-BasedAnimatedComicThing  Pairing:John/Dave  (X/D):Positive  Genre:Romance  Theme:Life!Fic  Type:Fiction  WordCount:50k-100k  X-Men:Movies  Length:Long  Length:ChapteredFic  Location:AO3  Rated:PG-13 
december 2012 by Eksdy
memory lane
Dave breaks into John's home while he is visiting LOWAS. It's practically a museum.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Dave  rating:G  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:livejournal  author:multiple  quality:salamander  extra:memory  type:art 
november 2012 by opalsong
take me to the astral plane
EB: this is a super serious investigation into your magical aptitude and you need to treat it with respect, ok.
EB: no lame jokes allowed.
EB: we are entering the twilight zone.
EB: you can hold my hand if you’re afraid.

for the prompt 'john finds a series of shitty hippy mystic websites while looking for magic tricks, and uses dave as his guinea pig'
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Dave  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:suitablyskippy  quality:salamander  extra:IM 
october 2012 by opalsong
Away From Keyboard
John and Dave have no way to speak to each other during their 3-year journey. That doesn't stop them from doing an awful lot of talking, though.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Dave  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:a_stands_for  author:kobacake  quality:salamander  extra:letters  extra:IM 
october 2012 by opalsong
We'll Fall Disgustingly Fast
An adventure in ice skating, obliviousness, and pushing the boundaries on what it means to be a 'bro'.

Alternatively - Rose is gleaning enough fodder to fill several journals of both the psychological and wizard-fic persuasion.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Dave  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:loquaciousEscapist  quality:salamander  extra:skating  extra:fluff  Extra:Failboats!inLove 
october 2012 by opalsong
Screaming Needy - A.K.A. - The Wall is Offended - A.K.A. - Don't Stop
1. "EGBERT! The fuck, man?"
"Exactly!" the taller, broader, and suddenly looming other boy chirped in his annoyingly chipper voice that was way too happy. As in, like, what are you on, dude? "Fuck is exactly what I was talking about. As in, me. Fucking you."

2. N/A at this time

3. N/A at this time
fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Dave  rating:nc-17  type:prose  length:oneshot  site:AO3  author:Momma  quality:salamander  extra:future  fanwork 
october 2012 by opalsong
CJK237em1Vx: a modern epic. kind of. not actually.
Dave and John are college students with no money and one job between them. Unable to pay their bills or cover food costs, dire steps must be taken in order to rectify this. these new steps are a catalyst for a drastic shift in their relationship.
this is homosexual.

the author does not know how the porn industry works. shhhhhhh...
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Dave  rating:nc-17  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:HandbagMurder  quality:sunfish  extra:ConfusedFeeling!  extra:au  extra:porn  Extra:Failboats!inLove 
september 2012 by opalsong
Amazing Places
[sequel to 'Marvelous Things', from dave's POV.]

"Camping?" you echo skeptically. Spending a week without internet access isn't something you're eager to volunteer for. And you're not exactly the outdoor type. Sunshine is not your friend. Why he would think you'd want to spend your spring break in the middle of nowhere, out in the open, sleeping in a tent...

... in a tent with John Egbert, in the middle of nowhere, just the two of you... sharing a sleeping bag for warmth... no one to hear his doofy giggling... or any other noises he might happen to make...

A slow smile spreads over your face. "Whatever you want, baby."
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Dave  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:JumpingJackFlash  quality:sunfish  extra:sequel  extra:postSBURB  extra:fluff  extra:firsttime 
september 2012 by opalsong
Marvelous Things
"Everything about Dave is wonderful, especially when it's not."

Three years after the game ended, the kids and their guardians live together as a big, goofy family, and John is so happy he could explode. The thing that makes him happiest is Dave. They are the best snugglebros and everything is perfect.

Except that people are giving John looks like he's missing something important here, and he's not sure he wants to figure it out...
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Dave  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:JumpingJackFlash  quality:sunfish  extra:asexual  extra:postSBURB  extra:fluff  extra:slowbuild 
september 2012 by opalsong
Speechless
It didn't matter how hard you tried; how loud you tried to scream, to cry, to beg; how much you strained on the vocal cords you were convinced didn't exist; how often you prayed to every deity your young mind could imagine; you couldn't speak. Not even so much as utter a sound.

And to make it worse, it was lonely. But then John Egbert works his way into your life.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Dave  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:JustDrinkTea  quality:salamander  extra:mute  extra:mute!Dave  extra:au 
september 2012 by opalsong

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