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Darcy Lewis and the No Good, Very Bad (Kinda Awesome) Day [Avengers fic by kellifer_fic on Ao3]
"How did you, uh, know I was up there?" Barton asks finally and Darcy turns back around to him. He's looking adorably perplexed and rubbing a hand over the back of his head. He also looks embarrassed like it's probably going to be a thing that he's been busted.

"I heard there was some guy that liked crawling around the air ducts, scaring the crap out of new people. The first day I was here, I tied a bit of ribbon to all the vents. About twenty minutes ago, all the ribbons were doing the cha-cha except for that one," Darcy says, pointing up to the vent above them.

"I don't like... geez, who told you that?" Barton demands, looking offended.

"I didn't say it was you. I assumed you have some other completely unrelated reason for being in the air duct above my head, looking down my top."

Barton's face turns an instant, dull red from ear to ear and temple to chin. "I wasn't-!" he starts to splutter.

"I'm sure," Darcy purrs, raising an eyebrow.
fandom:Avengers  pairing:Hawkeye/Darcy  author:kellifer_fic  category:fanfic  genre:het  admin:host:ao3  admin:length:oneshot  admin:rating:good/fun  admin:rec  atmosphere:conversational  Av:Darcy-is-Awesome  Av:film-compliant  Av:movie!canon  genre:banter  genre:humor  genre:non-established-relationship  genre:timeline-what-timeline  admin:kindled 
august 2014 by sumeria
i may have a bit of a bias [Avengers fic by kellifer_fic, on AO3]
Having an Iron Man and Captain America plush duo on her desk that she can place into compromising positions whenever she wants is one such way. Thankfully, Captain America is currently working double-duty as a placeholder on a file she’s got open and isn’t engaging in plushie frottage with Iron Man like he usually is so Darcy doesn’t have to be quite as mortified as she could have been.

“It’s the most darling thing ever,” Pepper says, touching one perfectly shaped nail to the little button arc reactor on Iron Man’s chest. “You seriously made this?”

“I modified a Cyberman pattern off the internet,” Darcy says. When Pepper looks at her blankly, she says, "Doctor Who? No?"

“How much?”

“Um, what?”

“I really need this and I’m willing to pay handsomely,” Pepper says.
fandom:Avengers  pairing:Hawkeye/Darcy  author:kellifer_fic  category:fanfic  genre:het  admin:length:oneshot  admin:rating:good/fun  admin:rec  Av:Darcy-is-Awesome  Av:film-compliant  Av:movie!canon  genre:banter  genre:characterstudy  genre:friendship  genre:non-established-relationship  genre:timeline-what-timeline  admin:host:AO3  atmosphere:warm  admin:kindled 
october 2012 by sumeria
Decided To Dip And Now You Wanna Trip (Cause Another Brother Noticed Me) [Avengers fic by averzierlia, on AO3]
“I think my boobs qualify as super powers,” Darcy comments thoughtfully. She’s finally secure enough in the knowledge of this that she’s ok with telling Tony this, months of experiments having been successful. There hadn’t been a single failure on her part to entice people with her boobs, not even when she’d used a gay man as a variable.

Tony gives her boobs an appreciative glance (the day Tony Stark doesn’t stop to appreciate the female figure is the day they realize he’s been replaced with a robot replica) but shakes his head.

“I don’t think so. I mean, you have great boobs,” and he makes a gesture indicating that they are in fact, fantastic boobs, “but I don’t think you could fight evil with them.”

“I could,” Darcy pouts. Probably anyway.

“Ya? How about a bet?” Tony’s eyes light up. He loves bets almost as much as Clint (who has a legit gambling problem, no matter how much he denies it) even though he loses more often than he wins.

“Sure. When I win, you have to admit that my boobs have super powers. And back me up with other people when they don’t believe me.”

“And when I win, you have to go topless for a week,” Tony counters. Darcy grins, because hey. That’s how she got this job in the first place, isn’t it?
fandom:Avengers  pairing:Hawkeye/Darcy  author:averzierlia  category:fanfic  genre:het  admin:length:oneshot  admin:notkindled  admin:rating:good/fun  admin:rec  atmosphere:upbeat  Av:Darcy-is-Awesome  Av:film-compliant  Av:movie!canon  genre:banter  genre:crack  genre:firsttime  genre:friendship  genre:humor  genre:non-established-relationship  genre:timeline-what-timeline  admin:host:AO3 
september 2012 by sumeria

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