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Up All Night to Get (Un)Lucky
In which Dirk has hell of computer issues/plays matchmaker, Calliope is revealed to be a big ol' pervert, and it's implied that the future of entertainment is a heavily edited version of an incredibly shitty fanfiction featuring hot unicorn on wizard action/violence.

Also there's animes.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat/Jade/Terezi  pairing:John/Roxy  pairing:Dirk/Sollux  pairing:Dirk/Jake  pairing:John/Roxy/Calliope  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  rating:r  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:dreamingHierophant  quality:sunfish  extra:postSBURB  extra:IM  extra:poly  extra:fanboy!  extra:humour  extra:domestic  extra:fluff 
december 2016 by opalsong
Sunflowers
“Promiscuous,” is what Jane once called you.
“Man-whore” has been thrown around a couple times too, but only by jealous strangers and once by a very drunk Roxy.
Rose once told you in an impromptu therapy session over dinner that you were seeking the male attention you were denied as a child, a desperate call for the praise your brother mainly reserved for his own reflection and occasionally Ben Stiller. Dave, in turn, had brought up her own daughter’s drinking habits, quickly starting one of the...
*fanfiction  fandom:homestuck  pairing:dirk/jake  +favourite  +notao3 
september 2016 by KIRCEE
Background Noise, by t34lbloods
TG: janeys makin some more weapons nd i wanted to talk to u
TG: bout some news i heard
TG: insert aprop # of winks n wonks here
TG: lts of em
TG: *lots
&favorite  fandom:homestuck  pairing:dirk/jake  type:fic  genre:character.study  genre:humor  theme:pesterlog  theme:miscommunication  char:jake.english  char:dirk.strider  char:AR  char:roxy.lalonde  char:erisolsprite  words:1k-5k  rating:pg-13 
april 2016 by muchasabejas
wacko danger-sex, by t34lbloods
Based on this: "I really buy that Jake would be into hilariously improbable sex positions he would want their sex to be BADASS and CHALLENGING like SEX IN A HURRICANE"
fandom:homestuck  pairing:dirk/jake  type:fic  genre:humor  genre:established  char:dirk.strider  char:jake.english  words:>1k  rating:r 
june 2015 by muchasabejas
So Long and Thanks for all the Fucks, by SoAshamed
TT: On a sexual technique scale of one to ten, with one being a "I have never even seen my own cock before" and ten being myself, I would give this guy a zero.
fandom:homestuck  pairing:dirk/jake  type:fic  genre:au  genre:first.time  genre:humor  theme:magical.realism  theme:pesterlog  char:dirk.strider  char:roxy.lalonde  char:jake.english  words:1k-5k  rating:pg-13 
may 2015 by muchasabejas
Yowie, by dashery
Dirk and Jake had both decided that if they were going to go steady, then by gum, they were gonna go the distance, go hard, go for the gold, go where the going gets tough, one two three four five GO TITANS--(What? Oh nothing old chum carry on!)--go home, go for broke, go tell it on the mountain.
fandom:homestuck  pairing:dirk/jake  type:fic  genre:fluff  genre:pwp  genre:humor  genre:first.time  char:jake.english  char:dirk.strider  words:1k-5k  rating:r 
december 2014 by muchasabejas
Tomb Raiders, by Laylah
Faint heart never won fair lady, you think. Or fair gentleman either. "If you're going to kiss me," you say, "now would be an excellent time."
fandom:homestuck  pairing:dirk/jake  type:fic  genre:fluff  genre:first.time  char:jake.english  char:dirk.strider  words:1k-5k  rating:r 
december 2014 by muchasabejas
A Thousand Years, by venusian_eye
A race to beat time and space and the Game itself!

A fight against impossible odds. A struggle that begins after the war is long over. A desperate gamble against loaded dice.

Help him, Jake English: you're his only hope.
fandom:homestuck  pairing:dirk/jake  type:fic  genre:romance  genre:angst  genre:fantasy  genre:action/adventure  genre:character.study  genre:first.kiss  theme:fairytale  theme:folklore  theme:projections  theme:curse/magic  char:jake.english  char:dirk.strider  char:terezi.pyrope  char:roxy.lalonde  char:rose.lalonde  char:jade.harley  timeline:future!fic  words:10k-25k  rating:pg-13 
november 2014 by muchasabejas
Tomb Raiders
Faint heart never won fair lady, you think. Or fair gentleman either. "If you're going to kiss me," you say, "now would be an excellent time."
fandom:homestuck  pairing:dirk/jake  author:laylah  length:1-3k 
january 2014 by captainmander
Topography
Dirk has always been content with not being loved. Jake has a severe problem with being alone.
They meet at a backpacking group in the middle of Africa.
fandom:homestuck  pairing:dirk/jake  author:ectobisexual  au:college  length:3-5k 
december 2013 by captainmander
Ends and Means - Chapter 1 - akitsu_47 - Homestuck [Archive of Our Own]
After years of bottling up, Dirk is forced to deal with the Jake thing. But Jake might not be as oblivious as he may seem.
FandomType:Web-BasedAnimatedComicThing  Fandom:Homestuck  Pairing:Dirk/Jake 
november 2013 by Eksdy
a thousand years
A race to beat time and space and the Game itself!

A fight against impossible odds. A struggle that begins after the war is long over. A desperate gamble against loaded dice.

Help him, Jake English: you're his only hope.
fandom:homestuck  pairing:dirk/jake  author:venusian_eye  length:20-30k 
november 2013 by captainmander
Redux3
or :
In Which Dave Strider Is An Asexual Transsexual Off To Room With His Best Internet Friend John Egbert, Who Is Initially Unaware Of Dave’s Trans Status, While They Both Attend Western Washington University. Co-Starring Rose Lalonde As Dave’s Nosy And Also Identical And Cisexual Lesbian Twin Sister, And Karkat Vantas And Sollux Captor As Particularly Irritating Suite Mates. Featuring All The Trolls As Humans, Jade And Jake As John’s Gun Wielding Genius Cousins, And Dirk “Bro” Strider As The Hardest Character To Write. Also Includes Stupid Pranks, Second Hand Details, A Handful Of Sexuality Crisises, A Number Of Awkward Crushes Of Varying Levels Of Platonic, Flirting With Varying Levels Of Success, Instances Of Sloppy Makeouts, One Polyamorous Relationship, A Handful Of Lesbians, More Bullshit Than True Facts, And A Summary That Is Apparently Too Long.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Dave  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:Dirk/Jake  rating:nc-17  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:sumomomochi  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:college  extra:humanstuck  extra:IM  extra:asexual  extra:trans 
october 2013 by opalsong
SXIZ IS TALKING TO ME ABOUT WHAT IF...
SXIZ IS TALKING TO ME ABOUT WHAT IF DIRK/JAKE D/S WHERE JAKE TIES DIRK UP AND JUST TELLS HIM HOW MUCH HE LOVES HIM BECAUSE IT MAKES DIRK FLUSTERED AND THAT’S HOW HE DOMS HIM HE MAKES DIRK FEEL UNCOMFORTABLE WITH FEELINGS I’M GOING TO FUCKING PASS OUT
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dirk/Jake  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:tumblr  author:venusianeye  quality:sunfish  Extra:BDSM  extra:caring 
september 2013 by opalsong
Bossyboots
Dirk’s been feeling his pulse in his temples for hours, ever since they agreed that they were going to do this, and the look on Jake’s face harmonizes beautifully with the apprehension squeezing Dirk’s chest. But he’s wanted this, and they’ve been talking about it for weeks, and what kind of badass motherfucker would he be if he couldn’t go through with it? So he just says: “You ready?”

“I was born ready,” Jake says, so quickly that Dirk’s not totally sure he even heard the question before spitting out the most cinematic response he could muster.
fandom:homestuck  pairing:dirk/jake  author:perculious  length:5-10k 
august 2013 by captainmander

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