pairing:dirk/equius   18

bring me to the parched and hungry ground by Laylah
You definitely want to encourage Equius, among other verbs. This stupid gift exchange is just forcing your hand, when you wanted more time to get to know him, figure out who he is when he's not being completely suborned by your worst successful project to date. You don't know enough of his buttons yet to be sure you're pushing the right ones.

Developing Relationship, Gift Swap, Fine Art Appreciation, First Time, Mutual Xeno
fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dirk/Equius  BPauthor  a:Laylah  words:4-5k 
may 2017 by Rhea314
Secondhand Lovers
Strider is smiling like he's got you all figured out, like your insides are a mess of spare parts scattered across a worktable, and he's just found a way to make them all fit together. "What if I make you like it?" He licks the skin of your neck, tasting your sweat. "Let me take you apart, bro."
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dirk/Equius  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:autoeuphoric  quality:salamander  extra:xeno  Extra:BDSM  extra:postSBURB 
december 2016 by opalsong
Heart's a Mess
Your name is Dirk Strider and your heart is a mess.

It's been a few months since you broke up with Jake and it's still pretty much every day that you tell yourself it was a mistake. Jane's worried about you, tells you that you need to focus on something else. You know Jake broke her heart nearly as badly but neither of you can really stay mad at him. He's just so clueless. So, to try and counter your brain's inability to put this past you, you delve into your hobbies a little more thoroughly.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dirk/Equius  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Enzuri  quality:salamander  extra:au  extra:fluff 
december 2016 by opalsong
Fucking. Swoon.
Alternate Title: In which Hal sets Equius up with Dirk, a ton of porn, and a plot, then proceeds to narrate and direct the whole scene while no one pays him any attention. Featuring: hot make-outs, alien tentabulge, oral sex.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dirk/Equius  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:SeiryuNoHoushi  quality:salamander  extra:matchmaking 
december 2016 by opalsong
All the pretty (blue) horses
This is a mixfill of two prompts!

Prompt 1: Jane/Equius - She's a classy blue heiress, he's probably resilient enough to survive surprise dominatrix mode, it could work.

Prompt 2: Sharp dressed man, Equius Zahhak

Gold watch, diamond ring
I ain't missin' not a single thing
And cufflinks, stick pin
When I step out I'm gonna do you in



They come runnin' just as fast as they can
'Cause every girl crazy 'bout a sharp dressed man



Equius Zahhak in some very nice clothes, getting undressed later by an interested party and preferably ridden hard to be put away wet. Possibly even at the party in some secluded alcove. C'mon, you know that the boy would be fiiiiiine in a tailored suit.



And then it exploded on me and turned into an actual fic, god damn it. Stay tuned.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Nepeta<>Equius  pairing:Jane/Equius  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee  pairing:Jane/Gamzee  pairing:Dirk/Equius  rating:nc-17  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:oncewewerezombies  quality:sunfish  extra:xeno  extra:au  extra:postSBURB  extra:praisekink  Extra:BDSM  extra:IM  extra:solo  extra:pegging 
december 2016 by opalsong
bring me to the parched and hungry ground
You definitely want to encourage Equius, among other verbs. This stupid gift exchange is just forcing your hand, when you wanted more time to get to know him, figure out who he is when he's not being completely suborned by your worst successful project to date. You don't know enough of his buttons yet to be sure you're pushing the right ones.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dirk/Equius  rating:nc-17  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:laylah  quality:sunfish  extra:xeno  extra:firsttime 
february 2014 by opalsong
Not Like It Goes In The Fics
You spend the hours after you wake up pacing your hive, your stomach threatening to upturn and your bulge threatening to unsheathe. You're excited to the point that you're dripping with more than just sweat, yes, but you're also beyond nervous. Besides what you assume are the usual worries -- what if he doesn't show up, what if he takes one look at your butlerbot and is so unimpressed -- there's also the tiny little fact that you've never done any of this before.

At all.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dirk/Equius  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:mercurialMalcontent  quality:sunfish  extra:xeno  extra:virgin 
july 2013 by opalsong
Aspects of a Kidnapping
"You hear about these things happening, like rips in paradox space caused by the personification of the cosmos reaching out and righting itself," explained Roxy. "Which is a lot of bullshit, actually. If this cage is our cosmic destiny then I want the fuck out."
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dirk/Equius  pairing:Dirk/Jake/Jane/Roxy  Extra:Threesome/Moresome  rating:r  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Neigedens  quality:salamander  extra:au  Extra:Slave 
october 2012 by opalsong
Just Right
Or as it's known in Alternian, "In Which Karkat Vantas Is Overly Fond of Frozen Daquaritas, Five Grown-Ass Trolls Swap Dirty Gossip Like a Bunch of Old Biddies Playing Bridge, Kanaya Maryam Introduces Everyone to Babeland.com, Notes About Relevant Bits of Human Anatomy are Compared, and Tavros Nitram Doesn’t Mind Getting the Short End of the Stick"
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Tavros  pairing:John/Karkat  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:Dirk/Equius  pairing:Equius<>Nepeta  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:slipstream  quality:salamander  extra:xeno  extra:postSBURB 
september 2012 by opalsong
4 Homestuck Podfics written by Laylah
Title: Learning Each Other (Got a lot to learn)
Summary: "Karkat," you say, because it feels amazing but you can't help yourself, "is that an octopus in your pants or are you just happy to see me?"
"That is the stupidest pickup line in either of our universes," Karkat says, his face gray-red and his pupils huge, "and I dare you to find out."

Title: Tomb Raiders
Summary: Faint heart never won fair lady, you think. Or fair gentleman either. "If you're going to kiss me," you say, "now would be an excellent time."

Title: Dirk: Take Charge
Summary: You're going to leave the toybox in the closet tonight, because you are fairly certain that you can ruin him six ways to Sunday without even a pair of fuzzy handcuffs to back you up, and you really don't want to give the poor guy an aneurysm or something. Humanstuck, aged-up characters, dom/sub, ssc, being STRONG is sexy, porn battle,

Title: Strength of Character
Summary: Polite, a natural leader, and unusually strong. John is certainly a human worth paying further attention to.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Karkat  pairing:Dirk/Jake  pairing:Dirk/Equius  pairing:John/Equius  rating:nc-17  rating:r  time:10:00-30:00  time:30:00-1:00:00  Type:PodFic  site:livejournal  author:laylah  performer:rhea314  quality:sunfish  extra:xeno  Extra:BDSM  extra:humanstuck  extra:au  quality:whale 
september 2012 by opalsong
3 Homestuck Podfics
Title: And Only One Blanket
Summary: The building they come to falls somewhere on the shed-shack-cabin-cottage continuum; the threat of frostbite makes Rose disinclined to be picky.

Title: Going Both Ways
Summary: Karkat can match him at either end of his scale, balancing both highs and lows with this kind of frothing, incoherent fury that's...kind of attractive, in the right light. All that energy. All that drive.

Title: King of Spades
Summary: ==> Dirk: fuck the Man.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:Karkat/Sollux  pairing:Dirk/Equius  rating:G  rating:nc-17  time:0:00-5:00  time:5:00-10:00  time:30:00-1:00:00  Type:PodFic  site:livejournal  author:laylah  performer:rhea314  quality:sunfish  extra:solo  quality:whale  extra:speciesswap  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell)  extra:2for1 
september 2012 by opalsong
Taking a Fall
Equius agrees to bet on a robot fight. Dirk is gambling on what happens afterward.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dirk/Equius  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:laylah  Extra:BDSM 
august 2012 by opalsong
King of Spades
This isn't a thing Equius does; surrendering to impulses is for other people. He has always been one to measure, to strategize, to rein himself in as best he can. It was a necessity. Even his liaisons to satisfy the drones were more matters of negotiation and restraint than unbridled passion, adequate but not exceptional.

But as Strider follows him out of the hangar and down the corridor, it's all Equius can do not to turn on him, not to attack him right there, not to pin him to the wall with hands around his throat and knee between his thighs.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dirk/Equius  pairing:Equius<>Nepeta  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:laylah  quality:sunfish  extra:speciesswap  extra:dirtyTalk  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell)  Extra:BDSM 
august 2012 by opalsong
save a hoofbeast
Dirk laughs, presses his lips to the sweat-drenched nape of your neck, lets his teeth scrape the skin. "Don't worry, babe, I'm not going to leave you hanging. I've got something special for you. Get up."
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dirk/Equius  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:laylah  quality:sunfish  Extra:BDSM  Extra:Toys  extra:xeno 
august 2012 by opalsong
Dirk: take charge.
You're going to leave the toybox in the closet tonight, because you are fairly certain that you can ruin him six ways to Sunday without even a pair of fuzzy handcuffs to back you up, and you really don't want to give the poor guy an aneurysm or something.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dirk/Equius  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:laylah  quality:sunfish  Extra:BDSM  extra:au  extra:humanstuck 
august 2012 by opalsong

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