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Shameless Dave/Karkat Porn
The thing about Karkat Vantas is, he might be a pompous, noisy windbag with an inflated opinion of his own importance, and if he was suddenly struck down by some kind of vicious troll laryngitis the universe's total amount of chill and quiet would suddenly go up three levels...

But turns out he's also a great fuck.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  rating:nc-17  time:10:00-30:00  Type:PodFic  author:askerian  performer:hananobira  quality:crocodile  extra:Denial  extra:humour  Extra:Failboats!inLove  extra:xeno  extra:ITPE2017  extra:ForMe! 
january 2018 by opalsong
LookingForDroids - Never Surrender
Sollux knows all about being doomed, and very little about shutting up.

Prompt was kickass space battles.
fandom:Homestuck  year:2017  Rating:Teen-and-Up  gen  pairing:Dave/Karkat  AU  drabbles  words:0-500  AU-space  second-person-POV 
august 2017 by hear-the-rain
Alpha Rats Nest, by sicklekind
Dave and Karkat have a long-overdue, late-night discussion about the upcoming final battle (and lots of other things, too).
&favorite  fandom:homestuck  pairing:dave/karkat  type:fic  genre:angst  genre:fluff  genre:romance  genre:h/c  genre:established  theme:pesterlog  char:karkat.vantas  char:dave.strider  words:5k-10k  rating:pg-13 
april 2017 by muchasabejas
Pretty Things
TG: ive been doing all sorts of creative shit
TG: drawing pretty things
TG: writing sonnets
TG: fucking sonnets for chrissakes
TG: sonnets
TG: ive even been singing
TG: fucking singing
TG: its terrible
TG: im serious
CG: THIS SKETCHBOOK CONSISTS ENTIRELY OF PORTRAITS OF ME.
TG:
TG: oh
TG: that

Karkat finds some of Dave's drawings. Not the shitty ones - the really good ones. Shenanigans ensue. Better than the summary, I promise.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  rating:nc-17  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:NothingSoDivine  quality:salamander  extra:fluff  extra:xeno  extra:artist 
december 2016 by opalsong
Here, have a riddle
Humanstuck; Dave Strider has been in love with John since the dawn of time. So why doesn't he feel worse? Includes Karkat the surly bartender, a six-am Walmart bender, and door makeouts.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  rating:unrated  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:zippkat  quality:salamander  extra:humanstuck  extra:drinking 
december 2016 by opalsong
So It's Going
They managed to win the game somehow. He's not really sure of the details, but it's not all it's cracked up to be. He's stuck in an unfamiliar body with a thirteen year old little brother who's terrified of him.

Somehow, he is sure this is his fault.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  rating:pg-13  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:TGP  quality:sunfish  extra:postSBURB  extra:angst  extra:timeshenanigans  extra:depression  extra:bodyhorror  extra:Linguistics!!!  extra:flirting  extra:drinking  Extra:Abuse  extra:aftermath  extra:toPodfic  extra:wishList 
december 2016 by opalsong
>Dave: survive three years on this rock
Growing up on a flying meteor is hard work. You know this from experience.

TG: dude what is this piece of shit you just sent me
CG: TO PUT IT IN YOUR HUMAN TERMS:
CG: IT’S A FUCKING LOVE STORY, DAVE.

Well, it's a bit more than that.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  pairing:Dave/Terezi  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:naive_wanderer  quality:sunfish  extra:friendship  extra:slowbuild  extra:depression  Extra:Abuse 
december 2016 by opalsong
two for mirth
“Now about that gift I got you, remember how you’ve been all wistful about your concupiscent quadrants? Well I got you something to fix that.”

“What,” Karkat said blankly. “Gamzee no, tell me you didn’t get me sex toys.”

The good news is that it's not sextoys

The bad news is that it's a person.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee  pairing:Dave/Karkat  rating:r  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:OtherCat  quality:sunfish  extra:au  Extra:Slave  extra:slowbuild  extra:politics  extra:prostitution  extra:dubcon 
september 2016 by opalsong
Storytime with Karkat
Dave and Karkat have storytime with the trollmance novel.

-If Dave isn’t going to get jolly over some fantasy troll getting eaten out, he is maybe going to get a little jolly over Karkat getting jolly over some fantasy troll getting eaten out.-
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:GreenBird  quality:sunfish  extra:xeno  extra:solo  extra:fingering  extra:toPodfic  extra:wishList 
september 2016 by opalsong
An AU were Dave and Karkat...
Prompts from my blog, cleaned up and organized by pairing. This one is for Davekat. Hope you enjoy!
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  rating:unrated  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Introsquirrel  quality:sunfish  Extra:BodySwap  extra:xeno 
september 2016 by opalsong
Sugar and Spice
You remember the first time you really realized you were fucked up.

You were five. First year of kindergarten, miserable as all fuck. The teacher told the boys to line up on one side of the room and the girls on the other. You don't even remember why. You just remember the result.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  rating:r  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:DawnGyocry  quality:sunfish  extra:trans  extra:teenboyskissing  extra:firsttime  extra:gender  extra:growingup  extra:au  Extra:HighSchool  extra:humanstuck  extra:angst 
september 2016 by opalsong
Paging Dr. Vantas to the alien experimentation bay
"The point," Karkat says, balling up the cape and tossing it over one shoulder, "is that I'm curious as fuck about your horrific alien biology, but you never take off any clothes, or let me see anything, really."

"Oh, man," Dave groans. "There's nothing to see, jesus."
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:reinkist  quality:sunfish  Extra:BDSM  extra:establishedrelationship  extra:fluff 
september 2016 by opalsong
Within, Without
Dave just wants to be left alone. What's the point of anything when what's broken can never be completely fixed?

This is the story of Dave Strider and Karkat Vantas, on the longest journey of their lives.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  rating:r  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:reinkist  quality:sunfish  extra:depression  Extra:Abuse  extra:PTSD  extra:bisexual  extra:slowbuild 
september 2016 by opalsong
Daemon AU Meme - Midnight on the Demon Patrol
For my Daemon AU meme; scenes and snippets from Midnight on the Demon Patrol 'verse with added daemons.

-Karkat, Dave, and Dave's daemon, feeding Karkat (NSFW)
-Rose and Kankri, on daemon meanings and siblinghood.
-How was Bowie affected when Latula. blocked Dave's mind in the coffee shop?
-Rose, Dave, Karkat, Kankri post chapter 27.
-Rose, Terezi and Vriska.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  rating:nc-17  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:askerian  quality:sunfish  Fandom:GoldenCompass  extra:crossover  extra:au  extra:sequel 
september 2016 by opalsong
Karkat: be the romantic.
"What gives?" he says then, as he shrugs his way out of the gi and you watch the changing shadows under his collarbone. "Some chump at this party still has a turtleneck on."

"Yeah, well, some asshole around here doesn't know how to shut up and let himself be spoiled," you say. "Get in the goddamn tub, Strider."
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:laylah  quality:sunfish  extra:establishedrelationship  extra:fluff 
august 2016 by opalsong
Dave: Seduce Evil Karkat
The sensible thing would be to get out of here and revert to plan "avoid everyone until we're through this bubble." You've seen how scary-violent trolls can get. On the other hand, Karkat. You've been increasingly aware of your own Karkat as a potential makeouts friend for months now, which might be just a lack of other options who aren't a) your ex, b) your sister, c) dating your sister, d) the Mayor, or e) COMPLETELY PSYCHO, but despite the poor reasoning it's still a thing. Your Karkat has seemed pretty oblivious. Evil Karkat, though....
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:laylah  quality:sunfish  extra:dreamsareforporn  extra:podficced! 
august 2016 by opalsong
Pro-Tip: Don't Panic
or, Karkat Vantas’s Foolproof Advice for Tolerating, Befriending, and Otherwise Romancing Smug, Moody Aliens Who Never Shut Their Face Gash
fandom:homestuck  pairing:dave/karkat  author:autoeuphoric  length:10-15k 
march 2016 by captainmander

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