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Flat White - shiphitsthefan [Ao3]
Jaime only knows her as, “Flat white; sub heavy whipping cream; two extra ristretto shots.” She always comes to Winterfell Coffee during the slowest parts of the day, so there’s never been a real need to ask for her name. Flat White is tall, strong and imposing; Jaime wonders, when he’s utterly bored, if the drink was named after her.
nsfw  fandom:gameofthrones  fandom:asongoficeandfire-georger.r.martin  fandom:asongoficeandfire&relatedfandoms  pairing:jaime/brienne  words:7k-15k  type:fic 
4 days ago by dwarfankylosaur
Moonrise and dawn light - Chapter 1 - AboardAMoose - The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien [Archive of Our Own]
Thranduil seeks out the best Healer in Middle Earth to guide him through the birth of his children. Elrond seeks something else.
lotr  fanfic  ao3  author:AboardAMoose  slash  Elrond/Thranduil  nsfw  multi-chapter  mpreg  childbirth  h/c  solo 
5 days ago by cptnsuz
Twitter
wondering if "shiny appreciation" is a search phrase...
nsfw  from twitter
19 days ago by psychemedia
When Your First Four Dates Are in a Convenience Store, It Might Be Destiny - florahart [Ao3]
Clint Barton, one time carnie, is halfway to a college degree and working nights to pay for it when Phil Coulson shows up in his life and orders a burrito.
nsfw  fandom:avengers  pairing:clint/phil  words:15k-30k  type:fic  genre:au  trope:meet-cute 
19 days ago by dwarfankylosaur
I Never Shook My Shadow - Laura Kaye (laurakaye) [Ao3]
Clint has thought about it, maybe more than is strictly healthy; sometimes he’d tell himself stories about what would happen if Phil just showed up one day, alive.
nsfw  fandom:avengers  fandom:agentsofs.h.i.e.l.d.  pairing:clint/phil  words:7k-15k  type:fic  trope:fixit 
20 days ago by dwarfankylosaur
Intermission - mrasaki [Ao3]
He supposes the 'back from the dead' thing doesn't help, even if Medical is 98% sure he isn't a zombie.
nsfw  fandom:avengers  pairing:clint/phil  words:15k-30k  type:fic 
22 days ago by dwarfankylosaur
Home Improvement - pagination [Ao3]
“Did you shoot me?” Phil asks, confused.

“In my own defense, I didn’t notice you standing behind me,” Clint says.

“In my own defense, I was standing behind you.” Phil sits up with a small groan. Clint tries to offer a hand, but gets his arm thumped by the arrow. That’s probably fair. “I’m not up on my archery technique, but doesn’t that mean you’re fantastically bad at this?”
nsfw  fandom:avengers  pairing:clint/phil  words:15k-30k  type:fic  funny 
22 days ago by dwarfankylosaur
Erro, Ergo Sum - pagination [Ao3]
If there is an indisputable fact about Phil Coulson, it is that he is ordinary. When all other truths like mortality, identity, humanity, and biology are under attack, this one cornerstone of reality is the ground he will stand and die on.
nsfw  fandom:avengers  fandom:agentsofs.h.i.e.l.d.  pairing:clint/phil  words:7k-15k  type:fic 
22 days ago by dwarfankylosaur
it's free (and always will be) - kellifer_fic, maichan808 (maichan) [Ao3]
Stiles starts looking around, like there's someone who'll rescue him from this painfully awkward situation and Derek can't blame him. All he can think is this is some kind of elaborate prank Laura is playing on him after she'd found his pile of Fangboy back copies last month.
nsfw  fandom:teenwolf  pairing:derek/stiles  words:30k-60k  type:fic  misunderstanding  trope:fakedating  trope:firsttime 
26 days ago by dwarfankylosaur
Anthony Jeselnik on Thoughts and Prayers and Making College Kids Laugh :: Comedy :: Features :: Paste
In many ways, Anthony Jeselnik’s third stand-up special Thoughts and Prayers is what we’ve come to expect from this comic: over-the-top one liners about sexual deviancy, baby killing, and other equally wonderfully NSFW subject matter, all delivered with the winning smile and his devilish charm.
But for the last quarter of this hour-long Netflix release, the 36-year-old former Jimmy Fallon writer and superstar of Comedy Central’s Roast of Donald Trump lets down the veil just a smidge. He talks in depth about the trouble he got into for a joke he tweeted in the wake of Boston Marathon bombing and for a segment on his former TV show, The Jeselnik Offensive, poking fun at a New Zealand man who was killed by a shark. The whole segment of the special would be almost poignant if he didn’t use it too to vent about the world’s oversensitivity and to mock a certain island nation.
gov2.0  politics  comedy  NSFW  disaster  netflix 
4 weeks ago by rgl7194

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