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Natalie Portman drops another rap on SNL, with help from Andy Samberg: Watch | Consequence of Sound
The veteran actress spits fire about dildos, smokes a blunt while giving birth, and defends the honor of the Star Wars prequel
12 years ago, when Natalie Portman made her SNL debut, she memorably shed her good girl image and dropped a few bars about drugs, sex, and cheating on tests at Harvard. This evening, she made her long-awaited return to Studio 8H with another rap in tow. She may be 12 years older and now mother of two, but Natalie maintains her vicious edge. In the X-rated digital short, aptly titled “Natalie’s 2nd Rap,” the actress spits fire about clickbait and dildos, compares her husband’s penis to a Chipotle burrito, and smokes a blunt while giving birth. She also defends the honor of the Star Wars prequels, reuniting with both Jar Jar Binks and Andy Samberg (the latter of who was featured in the original rap). Watch it all below.
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12 days ago by rgl7194
i'm changing my ways where money applies - Chapter 1 - song_of_staying - Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
Hux left their shared quarters at 0517. Kylo did not wake up. Kylo wasn't a heavy sleeper, but he was a phlegmatic. He did not get excited over the minutiae of world domination.

This was why he would never rise above #14 on Hux's list of enjoyable things.




"inflation kink" done as you've never seen it done before omg
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22 days ago by zedille
The Heathers TV series looks worse than you thought in new trailer: Watch | Consequence of Sound
Take everything you loved about the original film and make it disgustingly millennial
TV execs have been loving the idea of remaking classic films for the small screen lately. But some things should just be left to be admired in their cult status, like the dark and comic world that was 1988’s Heathers. Lo, as Spike TV transitions to Paramount Network, they’ve gone and ruined everything by reimagining Michael Lehman and Daniel Waters’ twisted tale as an overtly millennial, misguided series.
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4 weeks ago by rgl7194

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