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The Quiet Man
"So." She rests her hands over her notes, her fingers flat against the page. They're slim and warm brown. She has pretty, oval fingernails, always clean. Not bitten or ragged, with no bits of torn skin around the edges. No visible cuticles. She's fastidious, I'd say. She doesn't work with her hands. She doesn't do any heavy lifting, nothing dusty or dirty. If you were here, you would say: you hardly need to deduce the profession of your therapist, John.

I know, Sherlock. I know.

It's just easier to be here if I only look at her hands. If I try and think like you do. Like you did.
fic  slash  BBC_Sherlock  John/Sherlock  Mrs_Hudson  Mycroft_Holmes  Mike_Stamford  Greg_Lestrade  Mary_Morstan  Sebastian_Moran  original_characters  angst  grief  post_Reichenbach  [NC-17]  wc:155_000-160_000  a:ivyblossom 
may 2013 by adelate
Magnificent
Start of the term, everyone settling in. Sherlock walks down the hall, glancing through open doors as he passes them. Students adjusting to new schedules run late: doors left open in response, no great sound pollution due to distances between lecture halls. Much new, little interesting, and then the noise.

To his immediate right: between a bang and a clap.

He looks.

Through the door, down the aisle and the stairs forming it. A fluid motion: a man. The class’s instructor, half-ducking, half-diving behind the desk, away from the chalkboard. The students: a number have jumped, two have shrieked, many look sharply to the noise. A dropped book, not important. Dismiss the book.

The instructor stands back up, holding something in his right hand. A cane? Why a cane? He’s walking steady. Out in front of the class, walking steady, holding the cane by the shaft rather than the handle. Why?
fic  slash  BBC_Sherlock  John/Sherlock  AU  teachers  Mike_Stamford  Mrs_Hudson  Limping_Forward  wc:01_000-05_000  [PG]  a:bendingsignpost 
may 2013 by adelate
Cooperative Principle
It’s called the Foot-in-the-door Technique, and at St. Bart’s, the foot in question belongs to one Sherlock Holmes. John was warned on his first day, but having already seen poor Molly Hooper flustered and running about for the man, the warning was unnecessary.

Rule One: Whatever Sherlock Holmes asks for, do not give it to him.
fic  slash  BBC_Sherlock  John/Sherlock  AU  teachers  hot_like_burning  Mike_Stamford  Mycroft_Holmes  Greg_Lestrade  Mrs_Hudson  Molly_Hooper  Bill_Murray  PTSD  public_sex  feet  angst  Limping_Forward  wc:55_000-60_000  [NC-17]  a:bendingsignpost 
may 2013 by adelate
The Theory of Narrative Causality, Part 8/8: Epilogue
cute enough to shoot you down (jumperfucker) wrote,
@ 2011-10-16 20:07:00


big bang fic: masterpost
HELLO HELLO BIG BANG FIC.

So this was really enjoyable to write — I mean, I love this 'verse, it's great fun, and I'll probably write more in it if I don't get derailed (again) — and of course consulting_detective's fantastic art makes it about twenty-five times better than I could have imagined. We've had five brilliant months of putting this up together and getting to know each other better (oh, shut up), so this was really a fantastic challenge. I think it's the beginning of a lasting partnership, us.

Without further ado, I give you:

Title: Backlight, Beyond Compare (the BBC 'verse)
Author/Artist:jumperfucker /consulting_detective
Pairing: Holmes/Watson (ACD!AU)
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Violence, gore, serial killings, very graphic sexual situations, mention of drug use. Potentially unhealthy and codependent relationship.
Word Count: 61,563. IKR.
Disclaimer: Sherlock Holmes and Doctor Watson were created by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle.
Beta thanks: to sarah_s, for thwacking me over the head when I was being a Stupid White Male; storm_ford, for getting my wonky plot structure to hang together; consulting_detective, for everything.
Summary: John Watson is an danger-junkie ex-army medic with a psychosomatic limp and a blog. Sherlock Holmes is his genius flatmate with an addiction to mobile phones, nicotine patches, and bloody crime scenes. Together, they fight crime. [modern!day AU]
fic  slash  BBC_Sherlock  AU  John/Sherlock  Mycroft_Holmes  Greg_Lestrade  Mrs_Hudson  Molly_Hooper  Jim_Moriarty  Harry_Watson  Clara  Mike_Stamford  Sarah_Sawyer  Sally_Donovan  Anderson  meta  fandom  wc:30_000-35_000  [NC-17]  a:falling_voices 
april 2013 by adelate
The Theory of Narrative Causality, Part 7/8
cont.

 

jumperfucker
2011-07-20 08:25 pm (local) (link)
Ah, I love it. Look at how they work together! completing each other sentences, Holmes' hand on Watson's shoulder as soon as Watson looks at him. They complete each other so well.

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sarah_s
2011-07-20 08:26 pm (local) (link)
They do it again in the workshop. Watson just... anticipates Holmes' questions, and then he asks them instead. They're so married. So, so married.

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fic  slash  BBC_Sherlock  AU  John/Sherlock  Mycroft_Holmes  Greg_Lestrade  Mrs_Hudson  Molly_Hooper  Jim_Moriarty  Harry_Watson  Clara  Mike_Stamford  Sarah_Sawyer  Sally_Donovan  Anderson  meta  fandom  wc:30_000-35_000  [NC-17]  a:falling_voices 
april 2013 by adelate
The Theory of Narrative Causality, Part 6/8
cute enough to shoot you down (jumperfucker) wrote,
@ 2011-06-25 23:06:00



oh

oh








Text to: Sherlock Holmes

You.

Text to: Sherlock Holmes

Utter.

Text to: Sherlock Holmes

Prat.

Text to: Sherlock Holmes

You couldn't just have told me?
fic  slash  BBC_Sherlock  AU  John/Sherlock  Mycroft_Holmes  Greg_Lestrade  Mrs_Hudson  Molly_Hooper  Jim_Moriarty  Harry_Watson  Clara  Mike_Stamford  Sarah_Sawyer  Sally_Donovan  Anderson  meta  fandom  wc:30_000-35_000  [NC-17]  a:falling_voices 
april 2013 by adelate
The Theory of Narrative Causality, Part 5/8
the_professor
2011-06-11 08:07 pm (local) (link)
Hello, my darlings!

I am quite new to your quaint little community and its pretty little rules — hullo, Moddie dear! — but I'm told I ought to pay my respects to the members of this remarkable fandom. After all, you will come to know me much better in upcoming days!

Now, then. I am also told that there are some... shall we say, recalcitrant people among you all. Surely that will not do at all. Take salts_theway, for instance. Very unladylike, you are, my dear, you might need yourself a little boyfriend to tame down your truculent urges. Oh, and miss_toby! poor little mouse, always so riddled with uncertainty. And such a dreadful lack of confidence. Always thinking you are not good enough for anyone — and quite right, you are! surely you didn't think your ridiculous little crush on consulting_detective would come to any profit, did you?

And all of you worshipping jumperfucker's silly stories. Oh, I could tell you so much about little Johnny's life that would appall you all. Should I indulge in the pleasure, do you think?

And then, oh yes. There is the case of consulting_detective. Boo.

It has always been difficult, has it not, to be the cleverest man in the room? to be bullied because of your delightful brains? oh, you are quite the Sherlock Holmes. A little child prodigy, looking up to the stories of his youth, never taken seriously by anyone. Do you know, where I come from, we call it a hero complex. What did it feel like when you first tried to gatecrash a crime scene and the police told you kindly to shove off?

I have giggled at your antics with sweet Johnny, you know. He does make quite a good little pet, does he not? so in awe of you, so inspiring. Lovely, truly. Too bad he is not quite on par with you on the intelligence level, but then nobody ever is, is there?

Anywho. Just wanted to pay my respects, my dears. See you again very soon!

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w_harry
2011-06-11 08:28 pm (local) (link)
What. The fuck. Is this.
fic  slash  BBC_Sherlock  AU  John/Sherlock  Mycroft_Holmes  Greg_Lestrade  Mrs_Hudson  Molly_Hooper  Jim_Moriarty  Harry_Watson  Clara  Mike_Stamford  Sarah_Sawyer  Sally_Donovan  Anderson  meta  fandom  wc:30_000-35_000  [NC-17]  a:falling_voices 
april 2013 by adelate
The Theory of Narrative Causality, Part 4/8
[SECRET POST #1667]

Secret Post #1667

Warning: Some secrets are NOT worksafe and may contain SPOILERS.


01. [repeat]


Notes:

Secrets left to post: 7 pages, 120 secrets from Secret Submission Post #250
Secrets not posted: [ 0 - broken links], [ 1, 2, 3, 4 - not!secrets], [ 0 - not!fandom ], [ 1, 2 - repeat]
Current Secret Submission Post: here.
Suggestions, comments and concerns should go here.
fic  slash  BBC_Sherlock  AU  John/Sherlock  Mycroft_Holmes  Greg_Lestrade  Mrs_Hudson  Molly_Hooper  Jim_Moriarty  Harry_Watson  Clara  Mike_Stamford  Sarah_Sawyer  Sally_Donovan  Anderson  meta  fandom  wc:30_000-35_000  [NC-17]  a:falling_voices 
april 2013 by adelate
The Theory of Narrative Causality, Part 3/8
From: jumperfucker
To: consulting_detective
Hey — d'you think we could move this discussion to a chatlog somewhere? PMs are really annoying to log into. I'm on a gmail account, so we could have a session there, maybe?
fic  slash  BBC_Sherlock  AU  John/Sherlock  Mycroft_Holmes  Greg_Lestrade  Mrs_Hudson  Molly_Hooper  Jim_Moriarty  Harry_Watson  Clara  Mike_Stamford  Sarah_Sawyer  Sally_Donovan  Anderson  meta  fandom  wc:30_000-35_000  [NC-17]  a:falling_voices 
april 2013 by adelate
The Theory of Narrative Causality, Part 2/8
From: my_croft
To: consulting_detective
You have yet to thank me for pairing you up with your little crush, brother mine.

MH

From: consulting_detective
To: my_croft
I do not require coddling.

SH

From: consulting_detective
To: my_croft
It's not a crush.

SH
fic  slash  BBC_Sherlock  AU  John/Sherlock  Mycroft_Holmes  Greg_Lestrade  Mrs_Hudson  Molly_Hooper  Jim_Moriarty  Harry_Watson  Clara  Mike_Stamford  Sarah_Sawyer  Sally_Donovan  Anderson  meta  fandom  wc:30_000-35_000  [NC-17]  a:falling_voices 
april 2013 by adelate
The Theory of Narrative Causality, Part 1/8
things happen because the plot says they should.





lass_sirene posted in fandom_wank,
@ 2011-03-27 20:43:00

In Which consulting_detective Would Like You All To Know His Thoughts About Sherlock Holmes

Thanks for the mousies at wank_report for the beginning of this account; I filled in the rest.

Right. consulting_detective. Best damn fanartist in Sherlock Holmes fandom, makes you take one look and jump under the cold shower, master snarker, deadpan cynist, canon lover, sneers at everyone who's in his way, etcetcetc. If you'd like reminders of his previous antics, see here, here, and here. (And here, if you want to be scarred forever.)
fic  slash  BBC_Sherlock  AU  John/Sherlock  Mycroft_Holmes  Greg_Lestrade  Mrs_Hudson  Molly_Hooper  Jim_Moriarty  Harry_Watson  Clara  Mike_Stamford  Sarah_Sawyer  Sally_Donovan  Anderson  meta  fandom  wc:30_000-35_000  [NC-17]  a:falling_voices 
april 2013 by adelate
The Theory of Narrative Causality - Masterpost
Sherlock and John are BNFs in Sherlock Holmes fandom. Together, they fight crime. (Always.) And write porn, incidentally.

[my comment: I can't even begin to think of the time it took to code this thing. And it is SO. VERY. META. Also, the word count is an approximation having used a wordcounter tool online but some of the fic is in pictures.]
fic  slash  BBC_Sherlock  AU  John/Sherlock  Mycroft_Holmes  Greg_Lestrade  Mrs_Hudson  Molly_Hooper  Jim_Moriarty  Harry_Watson  Clara  Mike_Stamford  Sarah_Sawyer  Sally_Donovan  Anderson  meta  fandom  wc:30_000-35_000  [NC-17]  a:falling_voices  masterpost 
april 2013 by adelate
This Man's Heart
In the latter part of the 19th century, a peculiar solitary man and an ex-army doctor disfigured at war live in a small village, surrounded by breathtaking landscapes. When they first meet, they have no idea their lives are about to change forever and, over the months, they will form an unusual friendship, discover more about each other and themselves, and maybe fall a little in love along the way.
fic  slash  BBC_Sherlock  AU  John/Sherlock  fusion:Beauty_and_the_Beast  fusion:La_ou_la_mer_commence  Mrs_Hudson  Greg_Lestrade  Harry_Watson  Jim_Moriarty  Sebastian_Moran  Molly_Hooper  slow_buildup  books  wc:70_000-75_000  [NC-17]  a:ellie_hell 
march 2013 by adelate
Two Coffees One Black One with Sugar Please, Part 4: The Sum of Us (Mostly Calculated by Everybody Else)
There’s a very specific moment where John realizes he’s done keeping his brand new relationship with Sherlock under wraps. It comes when he’s doing the shopping, having dragged an unenthusiastic Sherlock along.

Sherlock is an odd duck in the supermarket, an alien species staring at cereal boxes like he’s expecting them to jump off the shelves and perform a jaunty little tap-dance routine right down the breakfast aisle. That alone is reason enough for John to occasionally take him along – the memories alone keep him entertained for days after. Sherlock complains about this loudly and often, of course, but usually winds up finding a means to keep himself busy after all and chucks things they don’t actually need into their cart, happily declaring he might use them for some ill-destined experiment he just came up with off the bat.
fic  slash  BBC_Sherlock  Sherlock  John/Sherlock  Two_Coffees_One_Black_One_With_Sugar_Please  coming_out  Molly_Hooper  Mrs_Hudson  Harry_Watson  adorable  [not-rated]  wc:05_000-10_000  a:Linpatootie 
may 2012 by adelate
Sherlock BBC Kink Meme - Prompting Part XXIV
Sherlock is a master of disguise (just like every version of him ever) and he's not just going to spend his 'death' ignoring the people he cares about.

So - 5 times Sherlock used a disguise to watch over the people he left behind and one time he revealed himself.

Amazing levels of love to anyone who can include Sigerson the Norwegian Explorer.
undercover  john_watson  mrs_hudson  lestrade  anderson  Angelo  post-reichenbach  from delicious
march 2012 by sherlockbbcfic
The Happiest Business
Because in my headcanon, Sherlock is so insistent that he's clean because he hadn't been a few months ago

Almost immediately after being invalided home, against medical advice, John leaves the hospital, sick and weak and barely able to move his left arm, for the halfway house. One day he's aimlessly wandering the streets and stops a sweet old woman from being mugged by a group of thugs. Fighting them off takes so much out of him that he practically loses consciousness, and the halfway house is farther away, so the sweet old lady takes him for a lie-down at her flat on Baker Street.

After he's had a rest Mrs. Hudson offers him a reduced rate as a thank-you. Only thing is, it would be with her new tenant. "He's really a sweet boy, on his good days. Though he's not been very well since coming out of rehab."

Basically, weak-and-sickly!John moves in with shaky-withdrawing!Sherlock at Mrs. Hudson's insistence. They swap hospital stories and help one another recover through ~the power of l
au  mrs_hudson  drug_use  john_watson  sherlock_holmes  from delicious
march 2012 by sherlockbbcfic
Fill
John would be content to just get through the funeral without falling apart.

It's not the eulogy (given by him or someone else) that does him in.

It's not the memories people share - people who still believe in Sherlock.

It's not Mycroft sitting through the whole thing without touching his phone.

It's not Lestrade slipping an ID badge into the casket (or setting it next to the urn if 'Sherlock' was cremated) because Sherlock was always stealing them.

It's the sight of Angelo, Helen Stoner, Henry Knight, and Chris Melas in black armbands.
Chris_Melas  helen_stoner  post-reichenbach  mrs_hudson  henry_knight  john_watson  from delicious
february 2012 by sherlockbbcfic

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