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recessional | [writing] fuckit. it's my journal and I'll skip months ahead in a story if I want to
There's a pause, and then Nat demands, in a quieter voice, "Are you pregnant?" and Maria barely, barely manages to restrain the sudden outburst of okay what the fuck, Natasha, how the fuck, even - because that's just not how she wants to react right now. Getting overexcited at Natasha impersonating Sherlock Holmes is - well if you're going to get wound up every time she does that, you're never going to have time to do anything else. And if she's doing it to you, out loud, it's actually a sign of trust and relaxation. So there's that, too.

After a second, though, she puts her hand on her hip, thumb forward, turns around and leans on the bathroom counter. "No," she says, "okay this time you're going to have to walk me through exactly how the fuck you guessed that."

"You sound like your eyes are wider than saucers but I can't hear anyone in the background, you're not using any alert codes, it's your weekend so you're not at work, you're calling me from your personal cell-phone, you sound throttled, not angry, you're working way too hard to make it sound like it's no big deal if I am busy this afternoon, you've been having sex with one male partner for months and you'd just got over that food poisoning the last time he came to visit which makes it pretty likely you threw up at least one dose of birth control, and one missed dose raises your risk quite a bit," Natasha replies.

Maria pinches the bridge of her nose. "I want to ask why you even know that," she says, "but that's catty and would make me a bitch. So yes: I am standing here, in my bathroom, staring at a positive result on a home pregnancy test taken properly as per instructions with no available complicating factors to make a false-positive plausible, so is there any reason you can't come over here, you know, some time around right fucking now?"

"I'm already driving," Natasha replies. "And the phone's going through the integrated hands-free system, so no, I'm not going to get pulled over."

"Fine," Maria says, in what she knows is bad grace. "I'll see you in a few minutes."
- from fic posted to dreamwidth that does not seem to have been posted to 'to see you here' yet. :D
fic  ybeb  natasharomanova  mariahill 
august 2019 by timberwolfoz
Fashion Victim by enjambament
“Out of all the ways I saw this going, Bucky rescuing us with insightful fashion commentary was just not even on the list,” Nat said as they walked out of the recording studio.

Hill and Coulson come up with an ingenious plan to show the world that S.H.E.I.L.D. can sort themselves out by sending Steve, Bucky and Nat on a whirlwind press tour. It doesn't go that well, but Bucky does defuse a bomb at the Met Gala and save Rihanna's life. Somewhere in there, he possibly saves his own life too.
fic  avengers  captainamerica  steverogers  buckybarnes  bucky/steve  natasharomanoff  tonystark  darcylewis  philcoulson  mariahill  samwilson  shuri  author:enjambament  comingout 
june 2019 by ashtree22
when i die i’ll sacrifice (more than enough for the afterlife) by notcaycepollard
The fall is longer than Natasha expects.

It’s tears cold on her face, teeth bitten all the way through her lip and the taste of copper in her mouth; she’s falling and falling and then, bracing for impact—she wakes up.
fic  au  mcu  avengers  captainamerica  natasha  buckybarnes  steverogers  nickfury  mariahill  coulson  samwilson  natasha/maria  steve/bucky  steve/bucky/sam  femslash  slash 
may 2019 by yasaman
despite the threatening sky and shuddering earth (they remained) by praximeter (Zimario)
“They really didn’t want the mask to come off.” Hill thumbed through the scans, and pulled out a film that she then handed over to Sam, face mostly expressionless but for the flat line of her pursed lips.

Sam accepted the film and held it up to the light, angling so both he and Steve could see it, squinting at the outline of the Winter Soldier’s skull, and the blips of unnatural white that showed up, God, in his brain, not to mention about half his teeth, plus the mask, with its thin protrusions—

“Those are pins,” Steve realized. He looked over at Hill. “The mask—it’s nailed to his face.”

Hill’s face was as unmoved as ever. “Like I said. They really didn’t want it coming off.”
fic  au  mcu  slash  captainamerica  avengers  steverogers  buckybarnes  samwilson  tonystark  brucebanner  steve/bucky  natasha  mariahill 
april 2018 by yasaman
The Long Road Begins at Home by owlet
Oh sure, reunion results in happiness, kittens, and rainbows, because that's definitely how life goes when you've just spent 70 years as a tool of villainy. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
fic  gen  mcu  captainamerica  avengers  buckybarnes  steverogers  natasha  samwilson  pepperpotts  tonystark  mariahill  brucebanner  clint  thor  via:yasaman 
november 2017 by trifles
The Long Road Begins at Home by owlet
Oh sure, reunion results in happiness, kittens, and rainbows, because that's definitely how life goes when you've just spent 70 years as a tool of villainy. I mean, what could possibly go wrong?
fic  gen  mcu  captainamerica  avengers  buckybarnes  steverogers  natasha  samwilson  pepperpotts  tonystark  mariahill  brucebanner  clint  thor 
november 2017 by yasaman
Sci's Avengers Food Prompts: Ladies Night Out by scifigrl47
The ladies of Marvel go out for drinks and detour for Panera bread, Starbucks and DQ along the way.
fic  short  Marvel  avengers  thor  mariahill  janefoster  darcylewis  natasharomanoff  bobbimorse  pepperpotts  sif  humour  favourite  author:scifigrl47 
june 2017 by ashtree22
Uptown Funk by StilesBastille24
Bucky starts running. He slips on his sneakers when the mornings are grey and verging on rain. Pushing up the window, he jogs down the fire escape and jumps the last ten feet to the ground. And then he runs.

Steve starts taking photos. Sam buys him a Nikon with a ridiculous amount of ways to capture a picture. Steve learns all of them. When the morning is soft and the sunshine butter yellow, he opens the door to his apartment and walks the ten floors down to the ground floor. And then he focuses his lens.
fic  slash  mcu  buckybarnes  steverogers  steve/bucky  natasha  samwilson  mariahill  clint  tonystark 
june 2017 by yasaman
spectrum - irnan - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
Tony sets out to learn to play with others. Pepper enables him. The Avengers spend a lot of time pretending they’re not grateful for the chance to play back.

Except for Steve, who corners Tony in the workshop one day and actually says thank you out loud, which Tony considers the grossest violation of both Tower rules and common decency in general and won't talk to him for a week.
fic  Marvel  Avengers  movieverse  TonyStark  PepperPotts  BruceBanner  BettyRoss  NatashaRomanova  ClintBarton  SteveRogers  BuckyBarnes  PeggyCarter  MariaHill  Pepper/Tony  Peggy/Steve  Peggy/Natasha  Steve/Natasha  Bucky/Natasha  Bucky/Steve  Bucky/Peggy  Bucky/Natasha/Steve/Peggy  Betty/Bruce  irnan  post-movie  AvengersTower 
december 2016 by adanska
In Pursuit of Wernher von Braun - Frea_O - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
After a fire in a morgue leads to some surprising news, the interests of Pepper Potts and SHIELD might be temporarily aligned. Or, the story in which Pepper Potts, Maria Hill, and Natasha Romanoff agree to team up.
fic  Marvel  Avengers  IronMan  movieverse  PepperPotts  NatashaRomanova  MariaHill  Frea_O  post-IM3 
november 2016 by adanska
How do you solve a problem like Maria? - stuckytrash (ThursdaysAngelCastiel) - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Maria knows that the Winter Soldier was a ghost story, and nothing more. [Maria Hill-centric and POV. She figures out who the Winter Solider is and that Hydra is in SHIELD before Cap ever wakes up. Great au]
au  MariaHill  ClintBarton  PhilCoulson  NickFury  BuckyBarnes  WinterSolider  fanfic  recs  gen  team  friendship  MCU 
july 2016 by meri_sefket
All of These Things. Or None of Them. by Alethia
"This is hardly the first time Stark Industries has done something questionable. It won't be the last." Pepper had no illusions about that, never had. It was the cost of doing business in the real world and she accepted it. Excelled at it, if she was honest.

Normally she might hesitate at letting Captain America in on that truth. But then, he'd brought an infamous Soviet-brainwashed cyborg assassin into her secret lab; normal was probably out the window.
mcu  avengers  captainamerica  ironman  gen  pepperpotts  mariahill  fic  buckybarnes  steverogers 
may 2016 by kitsunec4
All of These Things. Or None of Them. by Alethia
"This is hardly the first time Stark Industries has done something questionable. It won't be the last." Pepper had no illusions about that, never had. It was the cost of doing business in the real world and she accepted it. Excelled at it, if she was honest.

Normally she might hesitate at letting Captain America in on that truth. But then, he'd brought an infamous Soviet-brainwashed cyborg assassin into her secret lab; normal was probably out the window.
fic  gen  mcu  captainamerica  ironman  avengers  pepperpotts  steverogers  buckybarnes  mariahill 
may 2016 by yasaman
Leader Of The Free World by copperbadge
Clint Barton's presidential campaign started as a joke. It didn't end that way, except for Steve.
avengers  gen  copperbadge  crack  clintbarton  tonystark  mariahill  steverogers  natasharomanov  wordcount:10.000-19.999  wip 
april 2016 by tittakv
Leader Of The Free World by copperbadge
Clint Barton's presidential campaign started as a joke. It didn't end that way, except for Steve.
fic  avengers  clintbarton  tonystark  steverogers  mariahill  natasharomanoff  brucebanner  jarvis  thor  humour  crack  author:copperbadge 
april 2016 by ashtree22
recessional | Now that the baby is in bed and the kitchen no longer looks like a football team ate lunch there...
The other thing that I felt was that while I don't think she'd plan for one, and while I think her STANDARD response to "fuck why isn't there a birth control method short of taking the damn organs out* that's 100% reliable" is morning-after-pill if she knows that early or early-term abortion if it gets that far, that specifically at this point and in this relationship she would be entirely likely to stop and think about it.

Because she's starting to get older, and there's never a perfect time (and even if you think you have a perfect time, aliens might attack tomorrow), and she's in a career position where basically she could have her work-space converted into a salt-cave full of ball-pits and Pepper would happily sign off on the work-orders, and even if she and Sam aren't perfect-forever as relationship partners it'd be damn hard to get a better potential co-parent than Sam Wilson and so it becomes a moment of: you, realistically, in your life, are probably never going to have a better opportunity than this, so now is the moment of, do you want kids, or not?
fanmeta  ybeb  feather  mariahill  samwilson 
april 2016 by timberwolfoz
Boys on Film by actonbell
"The women of Marvel have an impromptu snapshot contest. The men of Marvel are not the prize." so many lolz
fic  gen  mcu  avengers  natasha  mariahill  pepperpotts  darcy  steverogers  buckybarnes  samwilson  clint 
march 2016 by yasaman
Clint Barton's Super Secret Snipers' Club by sara_holmes
Clint Barton's Super Secret Snipers' Club. (Invitation and pending mental health evaluation required.)

"When Steve brings Bucky back to the tower for the first time, Clint’s first thought is that Tony Stark’s pride and joy is quickly becoming a less of a very tall and expensive ‘fuck you’ in the faces of investors who don’t believe in self-sustaining energy, and more of a superhero rehabilitation center."
fic  avengers  slash  clintbarton  buckybarnes  bucky/clint  steverogers  tonystark  steve/tony  nickfury  jarvis  mariahill  natasharomanoff  brucebanner  ptsd  family  deaf!clint  awesome  favourite  author:sara_holmes 
february 2016 by ashtree22
leave your life open (you don't have to hide) by kaydeefalls
"Let's say, best case scenario, we find your buddy and he remembers everything pre-1945 and he miraculously works his way through the rest of his trauma and comes out relatively sane on the other end. What comes next for you?"

Good question.

(Sequel to somebody hears you. (you know that.)
avengers  steverogers/buckybarnes  kaydeefalls  wordcount:30.000-39.999  team  mariahill  post-ca:tws 
january 2016 by tittakv

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