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head over heels
Everyone in Harry’s life thinks he’s engaged to Malfoy. The solution to this is not pretending to date Malfoy, but here he is doing that anyway.


This was fairly entertaining. Entertaining enough. Wherein everyone misunderstands and Draco is like "listen Potter ... why don't we commit to this fake dating scheme"
fanfiction  slash  harrypotter  harry/draco  oneshot  20k-50k  fake-relationships  humor  loc:ao3 
12 days ago by adelikal
Kiss the skin that crawls from you

What’s the point?

Eddie glances around to the other people hurrying along the sidewalk, lowers his voice until he’s muttering into the collar of his jacket. “I like sex! I want to have sex again in the future, so you’ll have to find a way to deal with it.”

If you say so.
fanfiction  slash  marvel  eddie/symbiote  oneshot  1k-10k  loc:ao3 
4 weeks ago by adelikal
will you chew until it bleeds?
Venom drags Eddie into a seedy club out of sheer curiosity. Trying to make the most of a night he didn't choose for himself, Eddie tries to get laid. Instead, he gets mugged. Afterwards, Venom doesn't let Eddie feel too disappointed about the missed opportunity.


I guess this is me now and also I'm picturing Jesus on the beach

Sorry Jesus, Venom offers tentacle sex
fanfiction  slash  marvel  eddie/symbiote  oneshot  1k-10k  smutfest  loc:ao3 
4 weeks ago by adelikal
the things that you want (are so hard to find)
Peter Parker has revealed his identity to the Fantastic Four again, and all is well with his best friend Johnny Storm. They hang out more often, they eat a ton of junk food together, and they have dedicated movie nights that end in cuddling — you know, just like all best friends do. It’s all completely platonic. Really.

“No, trust me, you don’t want to die by anaconda the way they do it in the movies, Johnny. It would be terrible.”

“It’s gotta be better than being eaten by a shark.” He pointed at the TV. “Look at them screaming in pain!”

“You wouldn’t actually feel anything. The brain tends to shut out pain in the face of—”

“Oh, God. No. Don’t science it.”


Johnny's suffering will ALWAYS be delicious
fanfiction  slash  marvel  spideytorch  oneshot  10k-20k  humor  fluff  pining  loc:ao3 
5 weeks ago by adelikal
Something Smart to Do
In which Jim finds himself fake-married to his first officer every other month. It's not his fault. Mostly. Dowries and Klingons are involved. Starfleet is decidedly not amused.


Go Jim

fanfiction  slash  startrek  kirk/spock  oneshot  20k-50k  fake-relationships  marriage-of-convenience  humor  loc:ao3 
5 weeks ago by adelikal
Bloodless (7 Parts)
"Reporting live on the events taking place on the Venusian colony of Melete is our correspondent, Ananda Bhatia."

"It's a scene of chaos and destruction here on the surface of Venus, Jim. Robotic rescue crews are combing the station for survivors and the life support system has only recently come online. Over my right shoulder is a view of the planet's inhospitable surface. All the mining platforms have all been decimated in the wake of this shockingly violent Replicant uprising."

"Ananda, what caused these Replicants to all go berserk at once? There've been reports of the occasional Replicant going off-programming, but this kind of mass—for lack of a better term—glitching is unheard of."

"It's possible that this was a large-scale coding failure on the part of Proclus, the company that manufactured all the Replicants in use at this particular colony."

"You don't sound convinced."

"It's all speculation at this point, but high level sources on the ground I've spoken to are saying that this was no accident. They think someone in the station was responsible for hacking the machines and inciting them to riot."


A Replicant uprising in Venus brings Eames back into the Blade Runner business - for one last job, with a big payout. All the degenerate gambling hasn't done him in, but this one last ditch effort to clear the slate might.
fanfiction  slash  eames/arthur  multipart  complete  20k-50k  au:diff-verse  action/adventure  loc:ao3 
6 weeks ago by adelikal
in the fire and the flood
Enjolras nods. This is—not ideal. Grantaire isn’t supposed to be here. Never supposed to be involved in any of this. He isn’t trained for combat or resistance. He untangles curses for god’s sake, working out of the same tiny shop they found him in, and yeah, he has some friends in questionable places—Enjolras and the ABC included—but Grantaire himself is…not questionable. He doesn’t even believe in the revolution, and here he is, rubbing his wrists raw on enchanted handcuffs in a Neo-Death Eater hideaway with blood on his chin.

“I’m not gonna say I told you so,” Grantaire says, in a way that absolutely implies I told you so. Enjolras shoots him a glare, and Grantaire holds up his bound hands. “I’m just not-saying. But I am curious. Do you have a plan?”

In which the Death Eaters are back, Enjolras is doing his best to lead the revolution, Grantaire owns a magical pawn shop, and Veritaserum makes talking about feelings very complicated for everyone involved.
fanfiction  slash  enjolras/grantaire  oneshot  20k-50k  au:diff-verse  harrypotter  action/adventure  loc:ao3 
6 weeks ago by adelikal
Le Festin (7 parts)
After finding himself out of a job again, with little other options left, Grantaire takes a job in the once-reputable, gourmet restaurant Gusteau's. It's not long, however, before he becomes immersed in the world of haute cuisine and those who run it.

(A Ratatouille AU without the rats.)
fanfiction  slash  enjolras/grantaire  multipart  complete  20k-50k  slice-of-life  fluff  loc:ao3 
6 weeks ago by adelikal
Undead and Urban Society (9 Parts)
The Amsterdam vampire community is generally very conflict-free. It certainly has been since Enjolras moved to town at least. That was nearly a decade ago now and Enjolras knows he’s lucky to have a home like this, and friends like this.

That doesn’t mean he’s averse to change though and change is coming. It’s arriving by plane, from America, in the form of Courfeyrac’s friend Jehan and their fledgling Grantaire.
fanfiction  slash  enjolras/grantaire  multipart  complete  20k-50k  au:diff-verse  vampires  mystery  slice-of-life  loc:ao3 
6 weeks ago by adelikal
Leaves in the Void
“That’s a code orange,” Grantaire said, staring as Bahorel floated over to the bridge to check it. “Immediate return.”

The crew of the Musain rejoins the Corinthe to discover that Enjolras was trapped in an impossible room on an abandoned spaceship for what was two hours to everyone else, and eight and a half months for him. While he was in there, not expecting to see any of them ever again, he wrote each of them a farewell letter.


The premise is what really sells it

Altho I really wanted to have a space mystery. What IS that place??
fanfiction  slash  enjolras/grantaire  oneshot  10k-20k  mystery  romance  hurt/comfort  loc:ao3 
7 weeks ago by adelikal
On Cat food and other non-vegan slices of life
"You don’t look convinced," says Enjolras.

"I can’t see this restaurant going vegan. We’re in France."

"Two percent of France’s population avoids animal products to some extent," Enjolras crosses his arms. "They’re a valuable target group."

"And yet," Grantaire wags a finger at Enjolras, "It strikes me that 98 percent is the bigger number."

a.k.a. Enjolras and Grantaire meet, clash & do some other stuff with food along the way


It was kind of cute?
fanfiction  slash  enjolras/grantaire  oneshot  10k-20k  fluff  loc:ao3 
7 weeks ago by adelikal
without a hitch
When Peter loses his girlfriend Gwen Stacy horribly, dramatically, until the end of time— because she’s hooking up with his neighbor — Peter figures he’s probably just desperately terrible at the boyfriend thing. He needs an expert. Which, sadly, is the one guy in his life who really doesn’t need the ego boost of being told he’s an expert in love.

Johnny is delighted to help his bud Spider-Man find love. Johnny has his eyes on someone, so he could do with the practice. It’s just a shame, because when Peter finds his healed heart turning in another direction, the last person he would expect to get in the way does.


I would read like a bajillion stories of Peter and Johnny being stupid about their feelings, this is funny and great. My favorite bit was Johnny saying, "You're a vicious circle," as if it actually means anything.

Also I am waiting for the time that I can use this line

"You told CNN that friendship was like peeing yourself!"

"Well," Peter said, "that's because people can see it, but only you can feel the warmth of it."

In summary: Spidey/Torch always
fanfiction  slash  marvel  spideytorch  oneshot  10k-20k  humor  fluff  loc:ao3  (recommended) 
8 weeks ago by adelikal
Ulysses (15 parts)
“Paperwork for the new head of Q-Branch,” Tanner said.

“Of course.” The words were like glass in his throat. Smoke inhalation was a bitch. His brain felt slow and foggy, like it was full of smoke too. “Who shall I take them to?”

M lifted one white brow. “They’re for you, Quartermaster.”

Bond and Q are drawn together by names, work, and a certain Aston Martin. In which Q is kidnapped once, Bond is poisoned twice, and Eve is a badass on at least three occasions. AKA that time I tripped and wrote 80,000 words of 00Q.

All titles unapologetically stolen from Alfred, Lord Tennyson.


Didn't know what I was in for but it was worth it. The story is really quite good and I'm more in favor of this version of their relationship.
fanfiction  slash  skyfall  bond/q  multipart  complete  50k-100k  action/adventure  romance  hurt/comfort  loc:ao3 
8 weeks ago by adelikal
Can You Tell
The first time he meets Peter Parker, Johnny Storm almost kills him. It’s not the best way to start a relationship, but then Johnny has never been one to back down from a challenge. Maybe his best friend Spider-Man can help.


AKA Johnny is an absolute mess and I love it, I need like 3 million more of these
fanfiction  slash  marvel  spideytorch  oneshot  10k-20k  humor  fluff  loc:ao3 
8 weeks ago by adelikal
To Hurt and Heal
They say that everybody who gets out of Azkaban comes out a little mad. After the war, Draco Malfoy spends three months in Azkaban. He just wants to go insane in peace, but Harry Potter finds that he, inexplicably, still can't leave Draco alone.


I mean it has a slow build up and then ends just when they admit their feelings to each other so one could maybe be frustrated, but it was also really cute
fanfiction  slash  harrypotter  harry/draco  oneshot  20k-50k  fluff  slice-of-life  loc:ao3 
9 weeks ago by adelikal
come a lily, come a lilac
"Most people just pick whatever flower they think is prettiest. It doesn’t require a lot of input from me.”

The man walks up to Q, leaning against the counter between them. “Well then, what can I do to get your input?”

 (In which Q runs a flower shop, and his newest regular is almost definitely a spy.)
fanfiction  slash  skyfall  bond/q  oneshot  1k-10k  au:diff-verse  fluff  loc:ao3  via:mklutz 
9 weeks ago by adelikal
A Sunday Kind Of Love (2 Parts)
“You're Tyler Seguin.”

Tyler squints at him, his eyes hazy from alcohol. “Have we met?”

“Uh,” Jamie says, trying to find a way to say totally and on the ice mostly and the All Star Game in January but unable to talk around the lump in his throat. So much for anonymity.


AO3 locked and HELLO THERE it has been A While since I read jam/seg. THIS WAS FUN
fanfiction  slash  hockeyrpf  jamie/tyler  multipart  complete  10k-20k  loc:ao3 
9 weeks ago by adelikal
Balance, Imperfect (10 parts)
When Harry sustains an injury in the line of work, he no longer knows how to navigate the life he loved, and finds help and solace from the most unexpected source.


I liked it well enough. I wouldn't reread it probably, but it was well written.
fanfiction  slash  harrypotter  harry/draco  multipart  complete  50k-100k  au:canon-derivative  romance  slice-of-life  loc:ao3 
9 weeks ago by adelikal
Occam's Razor (14 parts)
When Stiles goes to sleep, he’s a junior in high school. He wakes up in a world where he’s twenty-four and married to Derek Hale. Stiles just can’t seem to catch a break.


Soooooooooooooooo it was enjoyable

I enjoyed it more than I thought I would
fanfiction  slash  teenwolf  derek/stiles  multipart  complete  20k-50k  timetravel  establishedrelp  amnesia  loc:ao3 
9 weeks ago by adelikal
Thor resurrects Loki. Only it's not that simple. It never is, with them.


I will never not be trash
fanfiction  slash  marvel  thor/loki  oneshot  20k-50k  romance  loc:ao3 
9 weeks ago by adelikal

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