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Take, for instance, the couple she’s consulting with this afternoon, for their upcoming October ceremony. Seemingly mismatched in every respect. The plump, fair-haired one looks like a parody of an absent-minded professor, as sketched by someone who didn’t bother to do much actual research; his clothes are so outdated it teeters on costume. He’s wearing a bow tie, and not in that reinvented hipster way. This is a bow tie unacquainted with the cycles of fashion, a bow tie that has never heard the word irony.

His partner is a rangy, black-clad ginger in snakeskin boots. He has the look of a hungover rocker about him, and would somehow, even without the sunglasses he has fully committed to wearing indoors on a cloudy afternoon. He’s sprawled almost defiantly in his chair and keeps throwing dubious glances around Dr. Blackwell’s office, as though expecting a lightning bolt to strike him down for merely daring to be within spitting distance of a church.
author:idiopathicsmile  fandom:GoodOmens  pairing:Crowley/Aziraphale  rating:G  length:<5k  feelings:fluff  genre:continuation 
july 2019 by darthjamtart
Birds of a Feather
“Isn’t this nice?” says Aziraphale with badly feigned casualness the next time Crowley stops by for a late night drink.

Crowley is all set to reply, words lined up in his mouth waiting to go, when Aziraphale adds,

“I mean, all of the books and furniture and bottles of wine and things?”

Aziraphale nests. Crowley relearns some crucial facts about angelic courtship rituals.
author:idiopathicsmile  fandom:GoodOmens  rating:T  length:<5k  feelings:fluff  genre:get-together  pairing:Crowley/Aziraphale 
july 2019 by darthjamtart
An Artless Proposal
Aziraphale left the shop and promptly tripped over the doorway step, which he hoped was not a bad omen.

The ring sat heavy in his front pant pocket, settled in a little velvet bag.
author:raeldaza  fandom:GoodOmens  pairing:Crowley/Aziraphale  rating:G  length:<5k  feelings:fluff  genre:get-together 
june 2019 by darthjamtart
nothing but the wild rain
"The internet, Aziraphale!" Crowley says. "This is what the internet is for. This is, quite literally, what the internet is for."

"Oh," Aziraphale says, and Crowley knows, he just knows, that Aziraphale is going to say something about how it's jolly useful for hard-to-find first editions and tickets for the Last Night of the Proms.

or, Aziraphale and Crowley find sex confusing.
author:singlecrow  fandom:GoodOmens  rating:M  length:<5k  genre:continuation  genre:get-together  feelings:fluff  pairing:Crowley/Aziraphale 
june 2019 by darthjamtart
Good Old-Fashioned Lover Boy - orphan_account
i laughed. a lot.

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"It's only a sin in excess, my dear," said Aziraphale. "Like gluttony."
author:emily  2019  pairing:crowley/aziraphale  category:m/m  fandom:good-omens  length:<5k 
june 2019 by magalisays
Not A Word
“Yes,” the goblin said. He sounded mournful. “Emrys serves king. Big waste, you ask me. Us following you all day. Emrys say, ‘Goblins watching.’ King tramp all over making noise. Emrys say, ‘look out trap.’ King go in trap.” He and several of the other goblins all shook their heads disapprovingly, while Arthur seriously contemplated cutting the rope at once and swinging himself onto their heads and seeing how many of them he could take out. “Once and future king, not all he cracked up to be. Emrys not want king anymore, Emrys say so, goblins figure out something else. Goblins have queen, she smart, she not go in trap. You want serve queen?” he asked Merlin.

“Er, no thanks, really,” Merlin said.
author:astolat  fandom:merlin  pairing:arthur/merlin  length:<5k  genre:action/adventure  feelings:loltastic  rating:M 
february 2019 by darthjamtart
not as we know it - couldaughter
SPACE MANHATTANS!! or, the one that’s all my cracked-out Drunk Space Uncle Jim feelings in one convenient location. ilu rosie.

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Commander Spock broke. “I lack context for this conversation,” he said, in a tone Sarek would disapprove of greatly.
2018  fandom:star-trek-aos  fandom:star-trek-tos  pairing:kirk/spock  crackfic  length:<5k 
december 2018 by magalisays
burning up like a wildfire - parcequelle
the one where debbie and lou bang because, y’know, gotta get that sexual tension out of the way before you do a job ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

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If she didn’t know better, she’d think Lou was being sentimental. Set early in the movie.
2018  category:f/f  pairing:lou/debbie  fandom:oceans-8  length:<5k 
november 2018 by magalisays
wild peaches - notbecauseofvictories
if you want to know what most labyrinth fic is like, this is a good starting place. v earnest, a little pretentious, extremely flowery and very satisfying to my inner 14-year-old.

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The morning after Sarah Williams defeats the Goblin King, she gets up and makes toast.
fandom:labyrinth  pairing:jareth/sarah  category:m/f  length:<5k  2017 
september 2018 by magalisays
An Afternoon's Adventure - Persiflager
the one where miss marple and the dowager duchess from the lord peter wimsey books were schoolgirl lesbians together and then decide to say 'fuck it' and run away when they get old

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“Excuse me, your Grace, but there’s a lady here to see you called Miss Marple,” said Alice, with a deferential bob in Mrs Travers’ direction. “Says she’s an old friend of yours and that it’s urgent.”
fandom:other-books  crossover  category:f/f  length:<5k  2014  yuletide 
september 2018 by magalisays
the rope you began with (was never that straight) - Fahye
what happens after *after* happily ever after? into the woods character piece.

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For all of her happiness, part of Cinderella is afraid of being stuck in a small story with the same few people for the rest of her life.
author:fahye  fandom:other-musicals  category:gen  length:<5k  2012  yuletide 
september 2018 by magalisays
And All Things Nice - Fahye
this fic reads like a bingo card for shit i love: fahye, peter pan, genderswap fun, and children who are monsters

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Girls, you know, are much too clever to fall out of their prams.
author:fahye  fandom:other-books  category:gen  length:<5k  2014  yuletide 
september 2018 by magalisays
five days that were difficult and one that wasn't - Fahye
a 'five things' httyd fic about hiccup, astrid, and toothless. short & sweet.

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These days Stoick liked to clap Hiccup heartily on the shoulder, and then, once Hiccup had picked himself up off the ground and stopped wincing, declare that not even impossibility could stop his son.
author:fahye  fandom:other-movies  length:<5k  2010  yuletide 
september 2018 by magalisays
A Margaret Thatcher Kind of Night - igrockspock
borderline pwp

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Rules for having (sober) sex with the girl of your dreams for the first time:

1. Have condoms
2. Don't leave dishes in bed
3. Don't ask awkward questions about Margaret Thatcher

Guess how many of those Jake has broken tonight?
fandom:b99  pairing:jake/amy  category:m/f  length:<5k  2015  yuletide 
september 2018 by magalisays
His Feet Can't Touch The Ground - torakowalski
in other lands fic is surprisingly thin on the ground, but this one is cute. (or: the one where luke is extremely tired of being a virgin.)

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Luke bursts into his room with what he thinks is a remarkable level of reserve considering, “Serene congratulated me on being chaste!”
fandom:in-other-lands  pairing:luke/elliot  category:m/m  length:<5k  2016  yuletide 
september 2018 by magalisays
Natural - Minutia_R
i love this one. a tiny slice-of-life fic about magic and howl's vanity.

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"Someone," said Howl with an ominous flourish of sleeves, "and I'm not naming names but it starts with an S—has tipped all my hair spells into the sink."

In which Howl learns to stop worrying and love his natural hair color. In a way.
fandom:diana-wynne-jones  pairing:howl/sophie  length:<5k  2011 
september 2018 by magalisays
three truths and a lie - orphan_account
fuck me, i love varric so much, and i really love this fic

“But why did Hawke kill Orsino? Why attack a mage when he’d come to protect mages? Why behead both powers in Kirkwall at once? It would almost make more sense if he’d tried to seize the throne afterwards,” Leliana added thoughtfully, “but as it is - no. I do not believe the Champion was ever truly motivated by considerations of power. And here is Master Tethras telling us a story. The same story, word for word. Almost to the word the version he wrote down in his Tale of the Champion.”

“You think Varric is lying about this,” Cassandra said.

“Storytellers lie about everything,” Leliana said. “I should know.”
fandom:dragon-age  category:gen  length:<5k  2015  author:emily 
september 2018 by magalisays
Chaste and Modest and Sweet-Natured - orphan_account
serene's reverse-sexism will never not be hilarious to me.

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Serene thought about this for a moment, and then theorised, "Perhaps the fact that you are so much like a woman in some ways makes it natural for you to be more attracted to men."

Luke started to splutter again.

"Oh no, that was insensitive, wasn't it," said Serene. "I meant only that you are brave and warlike, with great endurance, like a woman, so... Don't look at me that way! It's a compliment!"
fandom:in-other-lands  category:gen  length:<5k  2013  author:emily 
september 2018 by magalisays

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