kink:horses   32

Valvert, Actual Horsecock
Jean the local farm draft horse and Javert the police horse have sex and everyone flips their shit.
status:unfilled  char:javert  char:valjean  pairing:javert/valjean  kink:au-animals  kink:horses 
october 2013 by lesmiskinkmeme
Subjolras ponyplay
anything containing that, really. go with whatever pairing you'd like (except for enjonine) i just want this
status:filled  char:enjolras  char:grantaire  pairing:enjolras/grantaire  kink:pet-play  kink:horses  artfill 
october 2013 by lesmiskinkmeme
Valjean/horse!Javert TW: Actual or Imagined Beastiality
Madeleine is heavily aroused by the huge, hung police horse Javert and wants to be a mare more than a mayor with him.
status:unfilled  char:javert  char:valjean  pairing:javert/valjean  kink:bestiality  kink:horses 
october 2013 by lesmiskinkmeme
JVJ - semi genderbent centaurs
Javert and Valjean are centaurs. One of them has a horse half that is a mare. Courtship shenanigans and mating please!
status:filled  char:javert  char:valjean  pairing:javert/valjean  kink:genderswap  kink:horses  kink:supernatural 
september 2013 by lesmiskinkmeme
Valvert Uniporn
Unlike the anon who just wanted Quast!Vert and Valjeanicorn hugging it out, I think we need to take it to the next level

Aka, Valjean gets turned into a unicorn by some magic (non-racially-offensive magic because unicorns aren't about that life), and he and Javert fuck.
status:unfilled  char:javert  char:valjean  pairing:javert/valjean  kink:bestiality  kink:horses  kink:supernatural 
september 2013 by lesmiskinkmeme
Valvert, The Inspector and the Unicorn
All I want is a pic of Javert hugging unicorn!Valjean. Or you could illustrate the unicorn AU from a while back...
status:unfilled  char:javert  char:valjean  pairing:javert/valjean  kink:au-other  kink:horses 
september 2013 by lesmiskinkmeme
Centaurvert the Stud Stallion
Since Javert and reproduction seems to be a thing lately...

Turns out male centaurs, when mated with a mare, produce another horse, but one that is larger, smarter, and stronger than ordinary horses. Knowing this, the Paris police force demands of Centaurvert that he helps them to fill their stables with these uberhorses.

Of course Centaurvert is obedient to the authorities, but he must admit to his human lover Valjean that he isn't sure how he feels being sire to foals that will be ridden by his colleagues. Plus the actual mating and all... it's not that he considers it total bestiality, but it's weird and unsettling, and besides, he has a lover. Even if he doesn't think that doing his job constitutes infidelity, he has to admit it's close.

It all makes Valjean feel weird too, for all the reasons above, but mostly because he hates the centaur he loves being treated like a beast. But he still feels he has to be supportive! So... can he help Javert get out of it, or will the centaur cop fulfill his duty to the Law?
status:unfilled  char:javert  char:valjean  pairing:javert/valjean  kink:au-other  kink:mythology  kink:horses  kink:breeding  kink:dubcon  kink:infidelity 
september 2013 by lesmiskinkmeme
Centaur!Javert WHUMP! trigger:mercy killing
Centaur!Javert breaks his front legs (fight with another, larger centaur who he was trying to arrest? Survives his jump in to the river? A single crack in the road?). For the less horse savvy out there, for a horse (or any animal of the like) to break its legs is pretty much a death sentence, even the best modern vets can rarely correct this kind of injury, so people usually opt to put the horse down. Someone (Valjean, other officers ect.) do what they can to help sooth Javert as they wait for someone with a gun to arrive. Javert is trying to retain his composure but the pain and the knowledge he is about to die breaks him.
status:filled  char:javert  char:valjean  pairing:javert/valjean  kink:angst  kink:au-other  kink:horses  kink:death  kink:mythology  kink:supernatural 
september 2013 by lesmiskinkmeme
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Javert is naked, tied up in a horse stall with a bridle on his head and a bit in between his teeth. How did he get there? You decide!
status:unfilled  char:javert  kink:bondage  kink:horses 
august 2013 by lesmiskinkmeme
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So I was at the state fair the other day and I saw that one of the horses was a gorgeous palomino named, you guessed it, Enjolras.

Can we have an AU where everyone is a horse or something of the like, Valjean would be a shire or a Percheron, Grantaire is a constantly hungry race horse, Javert is a once feral stallion used for police work, etc.
status:unfilled  kink:au-animals  kink:horses 
july 2013 by lesmiskinkmeme
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Les Amis as centaurs. Describe the new logistics of building/manning the barricade. This also cries out for some fan art. Bonus points if you have centaur!Valjean carrying human!Marius through the sewer. Or maybe everyone should just be a centaur.
status:unfilled  char:les-amis  kink:horses  kink:supernatural 
july 2013 by lesmiskinkmeme
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Maybe I've just been inspired by all those human!TARDIS and human!Impala stuff but

Gymont somehow turns human, Javert is both confused and intrigued
status:unfilled  pairing:gymont/javert  char:gymont  char:javert  kink:supernatural  kink:horses 
may 2013 by lesmiskinkmeme
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It doesn't have to be all three at once. It could just be two of them together while the other one watches.
status:filled  pairing:gymont/javert/valjean  char:javert  char:gymont  char:valjean  kink:horses  kink:angst 
may 2013 by lesmiskinkmeme
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Javert and Valjean borrow Gymont's tack and have themselves a little bit of horseplay. Bit-gags, riding crops, hand feeding oats and carrots, mounting, etc. Don't really care who bottoms.
status:unfilled  pairing:javert/valjean  char:javert  char:valjean  kink:roleplay  kink:horses  kink:sextoys  kink:pet-play 
may 2013 by lesmiskinkmeme
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Javert is a centaur (strong, powerful, warhorse build; a la Gymont). Valjean is human. They make it work.

Whether this is canon-based or set in a different timeline entirely is up to anyone who feels generous enough to fill this.

OP note: I'd prefer there to be no actual penetrative horse porn in this (no disrespect at all to the legendary death by horse cock escapades), but touching each other intimately is basically what I'm going for.

(I included a link to a decent reference for Gymont, but apparently LJ doesn't like anonymous comments with links in them. Should've known that. Once more, with feeling...)
status:filled  pairing:javert/valjean  char:javert  char:valjean  kink:horses  kink:supernatural  kink:mythology  kink:au-other 
may 2013 by lesmiskinkmeme
breaking in, shaping up
Do we have anyone who knows something about horseback riding? Because HOT DAMN I NEED A FIC PRETTY PLS.

Javert explains the mechanics of horseback riding (like idk proper posture and shit) to Valjean while riding Valjean's dick.
status:filled  pairing:javert/valjean  char:javert  char:valjean  kink:horses 
may 2013 by lesmiskinkmeme
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I just need more Gymont guys. Maybe a fic where Valjean notices for the first time that Javert is like, some sort of awesome horse whisperer or amazingly talented rider and realizes for the first time, "Whoa. I am physically attracted to that old French virgin."

Or maybe the Mayor sees how kind Javert is to his horse Gymont and realizes that he is capable of love/feelings and isn't a crazy virgin-justice-robot? Like, maybe he catches Javert feeding Gymont treats or brushing his mane?

OR. Javert basically has no life outside of his job, right? What if taking leisurely rides in meadows with Gymont is what he does for fun and the Mayor runs into him while strolling one day?

Oh, OR. What about a fic from Gymont's POV about Javert/ValJean, like the change from enemies, to friends, to lovers?

I'm honestly not picky I just need MOAR GYMONT.
status:filled  pairing:javert/valjean  char:javert  char:valjean  char:gymont  kink:horses  kink:unrequited 
april 2013 by lesmiskinkmeme
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Fuck everything, I just want porn. J/VJ BDSM with riding crops. I don't care who tops or bottoms, or what setting. just dont make me sad thats all.
status:unfilled  pairing:javert/valjean  char:javert  char:valjean  kink:flogging  kink:horses 
april 2013 by lesmiskinkmeme
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J/VJ, Gymont plays matchmaker

When you spend enough time around the police inspector who rides you and grooms you and mucks out your stall, you eventually learn all about the heart's desires of said police inspector -- and seriously, the dude needs to get laid, like, yesterday. Fortunately Gymont's smarter than your average horse, and he's already hatching a plan to get Javert happily hooked up with that Madeleine guy he's so moony over.

...this might be easier if Madeleine didn't turn into a big sneezy itchy pile of horse allergies whenever they cross paths.
status:unfilled  pairing:javert/valjean  char:javert  char:valjean  char:gymont  kink:horses  kink:matchmaking 
march 2013 by lesmiskinkmeme
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Apologies if this has already been prompted, but I checked the pinboard and didn't seem to see it.

So, this kink meme needs to get about 20% cooler...

Les Mis/My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic crossover.

Extra points and love if you work in references to Friendship is Witchcraft (Sweetie Bot is best pony!)
status:unfilled  kink:crossover  kink:horses  kink:supernatural 
march 2013 by lesmiskinkmeme

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