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Crack; the Astrals took Noct's beard
I refuse to believe he wanted to shave that off.

So to yank his chain one last time, the Astrals made sure Noctis woke up clean shaven after he died. He's disappointed, to say the least.
!unfilled  character:noctis  character:astrals  pairing:gen  kink:beard  kink:crack  kink:facial-hair 
december 2018 by ffxvkinkmeme
Fili/miner Dwarf
Fili really has a thing for miners...especially the burly, thick-bodied 'stereotype' dwarfs (big noses, huge beards, etc). He loves the big muscles, their rough hands, and for them to fuck him while still covered with the dirt of the mine, smearing it all over his body as those big paws bend a very willing Fili completely to the other's will. And the miners of course really get off on getting to defile a prince in any way they wish.

- Bonus if the miner/miners taunt Fili about what a whore he is, what would his Uncle think if he knew that his nephew was letting a filthy commoner do him like this, and Fili really gets off on it.
!slash  #unfilled  char:fili  pairing:fili/omc  pairing:fili/oc  kink:size  kink:beard  kink:rough-sex  kink:dirty-talk  kink:d/s  kink:gangbang  type:porn 
march 2015 by hobbit-kink-meme
Balin's fluffy beard
Someone (anon would prefer Bilbo or Dwalin) making Balin practically purr by being handsy with his beard. Stroking and carefully tugging at the white strands.

bonus if:
Playing with his beard makes Balin really hot and bothered.
Balin coming in his trousers.
#unfilled  !slash  char:balin  char:dwalin  char:bilbo  warning:incest  kink:beard  kink:premature-orgasms  pairing:balin/bilbo  pairing:balin/dwalin 
march 2015 by hobbit-kink-meme
Dwarf/any, crack
Dwarf beards aren't made of hair, they are lots and lots of very thin tentacles.
#unfilled  type:crack  pairing:any/any  kink:tentacles  kink:beard 
february 2015 by hobbit-kink-meme
Better Than Any Flame
“You've got something on your face,” Derek says, clearing his throat, resisting the urge to reach up and touch the scraggly beard, to get his mouth on it.

Stiles rolls his eyes but he still leans forward to bump a shoulder against his in greeting. “This thing,” he says, petting it. “Scott and I had a bet to see who could grow a better beard.”
fandom:Teen.Wolf  pairing:Derek/Stiles  genre:pwp  rating:nc-17  kink:beard  author:alisvolatpropiis 
august 2014 by dizzzylu
Post BoFA - Kili's beard can and does grow
We make a big deal out of Kili's scruff of a beard, but he is still technically a young dwarf (a terrible argument, I know, given the length of Fili's braids and how Thorin at 24 had enough beard to reach clavicle-length). Anyway, leaving all that aside, he hits a growth spurt.

How does he handle it? Does he secretly cut it off, finding it easier to use a bow without a beard in the way? Does he let it grow? Does he leave it loose like he does his hair, or does he braid it like Fili braids his moustache? More importantly, how does Tauriel react to all this unexpected hair?
#unfilled  !het  type:au  kink:beard  char:kili  type:humor  char:tauriel  pairing:kili/tauriel 
august 2014 by hobbit-kink-meme
Bilbo/Thorin they have a daughter (mpreg or rule 63)
So there are a lot, a lot, that have Bilbo and Thorin having adorable little dwobbit children together. Except they usually just have a son or sons.

I want to see a story about the two having a daughter. Thorin being an awkward father (at first anyways) because he helped raised his sister-sons but Mahal, what does he do with a girl? Plus I'm sure dwarves have very different expectations of girls than hobbits do and I'm sure Thorin and Bilbo fight over the 'proper' way to raise their little girl.

bonuses:
* everyone in the Company has an opinion
** actually, EVERYONE from Dis to the elves have an opinion
* daughter totally has the Company wrapped around her tiny little fingers
* for a change-up, takes after Bilbo more in face/hair but looks more like a dwarf
** lady beard? hobbit ears?
#unfilled  char:bilbo  char:thorin  pairing:bilbo/thorin  !slash  kink:genderswap  warning:mpreg  trope:pregnancy  char:ofc  char:company  char:dis  char:elves  kink:beard  kink:ears 
august 2014 by hobbit-kink-meme
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Fem!DoYC/non-Dwarf - elf, hobbit or human male with a real fluff/beard fetish takes a fancy to one of the Company (maybe in Rivendell, Mirkwood or Lake Town? Bard perhaps? Maybe Lindir doth protest too much cos he secretly liiiiiiikes them?)
#unfilled  kink:genderswap  type:au  char:fem!dwarves  pairing:fem!dwarves/elves  pairing:fem!dwarves/humans  pairing:fem!dwarves/hobbits  kink:beard  char:any  pairing:any/any  !het 
august 2014 by hobbit-kink-meme
Durins' curse, unexpected scapegoat, misogyny
So in the book Thorin was supposed to have the longest beard, but he certainly didn't in the movie. Most people interpret that to be because he clipped it as a sign of shame, but it was short in the scenes when Smaug came too. Plus Kili and Fili both have little facial hair compared to Ori was supposed to be the youngest of the company.

So my idea is that his beard has always been that length and never grew any longer, and the dwarves of Erebor interpret this, along with Thror's gold sickness and Thrain's nervous breakdown, to be because of a curse on the Durin family...but instead of thinking that the source is the male line, they blame it on Thror's wife because something she was or did (up to the author what), and reason that the line of Durin was mighty and prosperous until she joined the family so she must have "polluted" their line with her influence.
#unfilled  type:gen  kink:beard  warning:sexism  char:dwarves 
august 2014 by hobbit-kink-meme
Stubble- Kili/Thranduil, Kili/Other, h/c, angst, harrassment
Kili's unable to grow a beard. He's tried, but all he can grow is stubble. This doesn't make him unattractive in Dwarvish culture, but it is seen as odd and less desirable than others. He's also in a relationship with Thranduil. If they don't love one another, they're at least very fond of each other. Still, neither is ready for marriage yet, so they keep it secret.This means that there're other suitors that Kili has to at least be polite to. One day, Kili's alone with one of these suitors and the other dwarf comes on pretty strong. Kili rebuffs his advances and the suitor angrily says something along the lines of how Kili should be thankful for any attention since he can't even grow a beard like a proper dwarf. Kili deals with the suitor (either through hitting him, having him thrown in jail, just telling him in no uncertain terms that he'll never marry him, or another way), but he's upset by the incident. Usually he doesn't let having a beard affect him too much but this time the c
#unfilled  char:kili  char:thranduil  pairing:kili/thranduil  !slash  type:angst  type:hurt/comfort  warning:harassment  kink:beard  char:any  pairing:kili/any 
august 2014 by hobbit-kink-meme
Kili/Thranduil and Kili/Tauriel, arranged marriage, adultery, importance of beards
AU where Smaug never came to the mountain, Kili (or fem!Kili) has been married to Thranduil to cement the old and often faltering friendship between Mirkwood and Erebor. How Kili feels about this up to the filler.

Thranduil is a good husband, but one thing he absolutely will not tolerate is Kili's beard. He hates the look of facial hair in his lovers and the feeling of stubble when he kisses Kili. It's just one little thing where Kili has to compromise in their marriage, so he keeps his chin as smooth as an elf's. He married Thranduil when his beard was just coming in so he's never had a chance to grow it and he never tells Thranduil how culturally and personally important it would be to him.

Then he befriends Tauriel and she sees him shaving one day. Curious, she convinces Kili to grow his beard while Thranduil is away on business for a few months. Turns out she LOVES the look and feel of first his stubble, then his full beard. Kili has never felt so attr-- (Full details at prompt)
#unfilled  char:kili  char:thranduil  char:tauriel  pairing:kili/thranduil  pairing:kili/tauriel  !slash  !het  trope:arranged-engagement/marriage  trope:infidelity  kink:beard  type:au  kink:genderswap  !femslash 
august 2014 by hobbit-kink-meme
Dwarves and their braids/beards- fashion statement
I don't exactly know what is up with Dwarves' braids and beards but most fics tend to portray them as being really important and sentimental and there's special braids for different things and cutting hair off as a sign of shame, etc. I'm assuming this is mostly fanon stuff instead of canon since none of it's exactly the same.

Anyways, my headcanon is that since Dwarves tend to grow a lot of hair they eventually invented creative ways to deal with hence the braids and extravagant hairstyles. But instead of holding any real significance, it's more of a fashion statement. So more complicated the braiding and styling is similar to someone dressing really nicely or putting on makeup. And having simple braids/beards are viewed as being laid back, low key, and homely. So Nori would like the girl who wears high heels and bright red lip stick and Kili would be the girl who wears sweatpants and a messy ponytail.

So yeah, I'd kind of like something where the members-- (Full details at prompt)
#unfilled  char:dwarves  kink:beard  kink:braids  type:gen  trope:culture 
august 2014 by hobbit-kink-meme
Balin's soft fluffy white beard :3
Balin/any - someone showing appreciation for Balin's fluffy cloud-like hair/beard, maybe cuddling against it, petting it, telling him how lovely it is and making him blush.
#filled  char:balin  char:bilbo  pairing:balin/bilbo  !slash  type:fluff  trope:flirting  kink:beard 
march 2014 by hobbit-kink-meme
Jared/Jensen - mountain-man!Jared, voyeurism
Jensen has been planning this summer fishing trip for months - just him and his fishing rod in an area that doesn't have any people around. And really that was great - although he could swear he's being watched - quiet, camping and the fish, living off the land. Until he sprained his ankle, now he kind of wishes he brought someone with him and didn't hike the last mile from his car.

Jensen will be the first to tell you that he does not believe in mythical creatures, but he can be forgiven for thinking that he was being "rescued" by a Sasquatch when the guy, Jared, first showed up - he was stupidly tall and covered in the beard that would not quit.
fandom:!spn-rps  pairing:jensen/jared  kink:voyeurism  kink:voyeur!jared  kink:beard  kink:outdoors  kink:rescue  kink:hurt!jensen  theme:summer  post:2010-June 
february 2014 by spn_unfilledkink
fem!Bilbo/Dwarf - cunninglingus
fem!Bilbo discovers that receiving oral sex from someone with facial hair is a whole new expirience.
#unfilled  char:fem!bilbo  kink:genderswap  char:dwarves  char:any  pairing:fem!bilbo/any  kink:beard  kink:cunnilingus 
january 2014 by hobbit-kink-meme
Kili/Male Elf, Kili still thinks the male Elf from dinner is hot
In one of the deleted scenes in An Unexpected Journey, when all the dwarves were having dinner in Rivendell, Kili states that Elf maids "don't have enough facial hair" for him but "that one there's not bad." and everyone laughs at him because that's not an Elf maid, that's a male. Despite the embarrassment of getting the Elf's gender wrong he still thinks the Elf is undeniably hot...The male elf notices Kili's appreciation and returns the sentiment. Kili is a very pretty dwarf. Bonus: Secret sexy times between Kili and the unnamed Elf. Double Bonus: The elf has a bit of a facination with Kili's facial hair, seeing as male Elves don't seem to have any, or if they do are always clean shaven. Super Bonus Kili finds the size difference hot.
#unfilled  char:kili  char:elves  char:omc  pairing:kili/omc  !slash  type:fluff  kink:beard  kink:interspecies  kink:size 
january 2014 by hobbit-kink-meme
Bilbo/Fili - Of beard cutting and other messy business (Cultural misunderstanding, engagement)
Like in the book, Fili's beard gets covered in webbing and it needs to be cut. But he refuses to do it, he is a bit vain, and losing his beard is a terrible blow to his ego and his status as a crown-prince. He rather be spider food.

And Bilbo knows facial hair is important to Dwarves, but he just fought an army of gigant spiders and helped to company to get out of the spider-webs and he is tired as hell, there is no time for this nonsense whiny shit.

So the hobbit asks Fili if he can cut the dwarf's beard and just be done with it. The prince stops his tantrum, looks at Bilbo for a long time, and then, with something like anxiety and tender awe on his eyes, he says yes.

After the braidstaches are gone, the Elves came, Bilbo puts his ring and the ¨Rescue the stupid Dwarves from the stupid Elven dungeons mission¨ is on.
While he is talking to the dwarves in their cells, he notices they treat him different. Smiling, winking and even telling him 'congratulaions'. He is used to the dwarve
#unfilled  char:fili  char:bilbo  char:dwarves  pairing:bilbo/fili  !slash  type:au  type:fluff  trope:misunderstandings  trope:accidental-engagement/marriage  trope:culture  kink:beard 
december 2013 by hobbit-kink-meme
Bilbo/Thorin, luxurious long beard
It's funny that I didn't think this sooner, but Thorin is the head of the Longbeard clan. So once he reclaims Erebor, he'll grow his luxurious beard long again (or so Richard Armitage has concluded).

So post-BOFTA fix-it, Thorin's reclaimed Erebor, and next time Bilbo sees him (three, four years give or take?) he has this amazing, luxurious, long beard (which he can tuck into his belt, if we're keeping with the book) which Bilbo pretty much falls head over heels over--or at least finds unusually intriguing. And pretty sexy.

tl;dr Thorin's grown a luxurious, waist length beard, and Bilbo finds it dignified and sexy.
#unfilled  char:bilbo  char:thorin  pairing:bilbo/thorin  !slash  type:au  kink:beard 
december 2013 by hobbit-kink-meme
Fem!Bilbo/Balin; Hobbit Undies are Different
On their trek to the Lonely Mountain, Bilba takes a tumble down a steep hill. Balin, in an attempt to catch her, grabs her arm and goes down with her. And he figures out that Shirefolk have different undergarments than darrowdams. That is to say he gets a facefull of panty clad hobbit bottom and his face gets redder than her jacket as she stutters apologies and tries to get off of him. What happens next is up to the filler ;D (Could be fluffy but I wouldn't be opposed to smut~)
#filled  char:balin  char:fem!bilbo  pairing:balin/fem!bilbo  !het  type:fluff  type:au  kink:clothing  char:dwarves  kink:voyeurism  kink:beard  kink:feet  kink:genderswap 
december 2013 by hobbit-kink-meme

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