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The Trouble with Velociraptors by Feneris
About the size of a turkey, the velociraptors were basically feathery coyotes with sickle claws. The little buggers were escape artists too, and managed to escape their enclosure at least once every week. Once free they would usually venture into the guest areas and raid the garbage cans, beg tourists for food, and try and lure the pigeons into a false sense of security by fluffing their feathers and pretending to peck at the ground.

The Other Velociraptors on the other hand, were six foot tall, super intelligent, scaly freaks of nature that only existed because the science department was a bunch of nerds. Surprisingly however they were much better behaved than their smaller, more natural counterparts. Too bad the chief of security was an asshole, and their trainer had a habit of getting drunk and teaching them things they really shouldn't know.
fanfic  JurassicPark  crack  gen  ocs  ao3  words:5.000-10.000 
4 weeks ago by hatinjacket
the pirates don’t eat the tourists - plinys - Jurassic Park (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
A pocket encyclopedia of dinosaurs serves as his sole companion, until one day while reading it in the mess an unfamiliar hand stills against the cover.
He's younger than Owen, hasn't been here that long because his uniform is still finely pressed, but there's a haunted look that Owen has seen on so many others faces before they lose themselves to the fight.
"They're a lot scarier in person," is all the other man has to say on the matter. His knuckles rapping against the cover of the book twice,...
fic  JurassicPark  TimMurphy  LexMurphy  plinys 
november 2019 by adanska
broad-shouldered beasts - bullroars - Jurassic World (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
Claire Dearing has successfully run Jurassic World for seven years without a major incident.
Trust Owen Grady to fuck that up.
(Or, three months prior to the Indominus Event, Vic Hoskins makes a bad decision, Owen Grady goes missing, and four six-foot, three hundred pound murder lizards escape into Claire's park. She can hear Alan Grant shouting, "I told you so!" from Montana.)
fic  JurassicPark  ClaireDearing  OwenGrady  Owen/Claire  bullroars  canon  AU 
november 2019 by adanska
5 Cynical Reasons Everyday Foods Became Popular | Cracked.com
actual Super Size meals (those really big portions, starting with 42-ounce sodas and 610-calorie fries) were supposed to be just a temporary gimmick, and they came about because of Jurassic Park. McDonald's introduced a tie-in called "dino-size" meals. The portions were intended as absurdly large -- i.e. larger than the hefty portions the research team had already settled on as the chain's optimal top size. McDonald's figured customers would buy the dino meals, but only as a novelty as part of the promotion... But instead customers ordered dino so frequently that corporate realized this was the size Americans truly want.
mcdonalds  jurassicpark  movies  burgers  food  supersize 
november 2019 by yorksranter
Twitter
RT : Guys, GUYS, is Dennis Nedry homaging the Goonies in Jurassic Park?!?
jurassicpark  stephenspielberg  goonies  from twitter
october 2019 by evilpeacock
Yonderly - Chapter 1 - The_Readers_Muse - Jurassic Park - All Media Types [Archive of Our Own]
"We should talk," Billy suggested gently. Easing him into it, just like he always did.
jurassicpark  alan/billy 
september 2019 by unread
Evolution - museaway - Jurassic Park III (2001) [Archive of Our Own]
Alan is left to care for Billy in the aftermath of the events on Isla Sorna but struggles against his conflicting emotions. They can't begin a relationship while he harbors so much anger, but he's not prepared to get up and leave, either.
jurassicpark  alan/billy 
september 2019 by unread
Found In Translation - Almighty_Hat - Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Owen Grady speaks Raptor, but it's a language he learned through immersion, the same way his girls learned English. Owen Grady also speaks Parseltongue, but that's because he's a wizard passing as a muggle. It doesn't change a lot about his work, until it really, really changes a lot about his work.

+ has very little to do with hp and is more about what if owen could really talk to the raptors.
fic  jurassicpark  hp  fusion_au  gen  -40k  via:exclamations 
september 2019 by talitha78
Found In Translation - Almighty_Hat - Jurassic World Trilogy (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Owen Grady speaks Raptor, but it's a language he learned through immersion, the same way his girls learned English. Owen Grady also speaks Parseltongue, but that's because he's a wizard passing as a muggle. It doesn't change a lot about his work, until it really, really changes a lot about his work.

+ has very little to do with hp and is more about what if owen could really talk to the raptors.
fic  jurassicpark  hp  fusion_au  gen  -40k 
september 2019 by exclamations
Meeting in California
After a fateful meeting in the hospital, Ellie has a plan.
jurassicpark slash het threesome rating:T
jurassicpark  slash  het  threesome  rating:T 
july 2019 by katemonkey
The Fundamentals of Chaos Theory
So, Dr Grant doesn’t feel that bad, sitting next to his girlfriend, if thats even the right word, and nursing homoerotic fantasies. Maybe he should feel worse than he does, but at the end of the day, no matter what happens now, they’re both going to be heartbroken. It doesn’t matter if his gaze lingers a little on another, doesn’t matter if he thinks about shutting Malcolm up with his cock, pulling on dark curls until he chokes. Doesn’t matter at all.
jurassicpark slash rating:M
jurassicpark  slash  rating:M 
july 2019 by katemonkey
Safety in Numbers
Ian always had calculations, plans and backup plans, a list of every way he could die in any given situation he found himself in. And in spite of that, he always managed to be cool, charming, active, social, hardworking...
Isla Nublar changed all of that.
But he's not the only one who came away changed by what happened there. And now, putting together the shattered pieces of his life and struggling to find anything that will fulfill him like the life he used to live, he has Alan and Ellie, two people who know what it was. Two people who might know the best and worst of him. Two people he desperately needs, and hopes might need him, too.
jurassicpark slash het threesome rating:T
jurassicpark  slash  het  threesome  rating:T 
july 2019 by katemonkey
Rain-Fogged Windows
If you had told Alan a few hours ago that he’d be sitting here thinking about kissing smarmy, self-obsessed Ian Malcolm, of all people, he’d have said it was more unlikely than dinosaurs coming back to life. But – they’re probably about to die, he’s never kissed a man before, and at this point he’d do just about anything to get Malcolm to stop talking.
jurassicpark slash rating:T
jurassicpark  slash  rating:T 
july 2019 by katemonkey
When You Sleep
Isla Nublar left Ian Malcolm with a lot of things he'd be better off without... and one thing he's immensely grateful for.
jurassicpark slash rating:G
jurassicpark  slash  rating:G 
june 2019 by katemonkey
walk of shame (from the comfort of your own home)
Silence stretches across the other end of the line before a voice finally says, “Well hello to you too, tiger.”
jurassicpark slash rating:T
jurassicpark  slash  rating:T 
june 2019 by katemonkey

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