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Heaven is a Place on Earth (9600 words)
Summary: “But I’d never see my books again, Crowley. And the shop. I haven’t even had a chance...And after you went through all the trouble of getting me this space.” He meant to put the glass down on the table. He missed on his first and second attempts, but got it on his third. “And I’d never see…” He looked up at Crowley. “Well, that is, I’d never see - “

“All right, angel.” Crowley cleared his throat. “You’re drunk.”

“If it wasn’t for you, I’d be there right now, chatting up bloody Uriel,” Aziraphale continued.

Aziraphale makes the choice that his subconscious was making all along.
good.omens  aziraphale/crowley  smut  iamtheenemy  fic  ao3 
4 days ago by ahab
An Angelic Disposition (3100 words)
Summary: But Aziraphale was also a bit of a bastard, so it turned out that when he was hellbent on giving Crowley everything he ever wanted, it was by any manipulative, duplicitous means necessary.

Aziraphale's affection takes Crowley apart.
good.omens  aziraphale/crowley  smut  iamtheenemy  fic  ao3 
4 days ago by ahab
Transference (4300 words)
Summary: There was always a low level hum of attraction and lust in the air when Crowley was around. In fact, Aziraphale couldn’t recall a single time, after their first meeting on the wall, when he hadn’t watched Crowley dazzle and transfix every poor human that they encountered. He’d even seen Eve give him the eye when he was in his human form, back in the day, and she’d been with child at the time.

Aziraphale couldn’t blame them for falling victim to Crowley’s considerable wiles. He was a demon, after all. Tempting was in the job description. Plus, he’d clearly designed his human form to be utterly irresistible to all humans, from his eye-catching hair down to his stylish clothing. It was overkill, if you asked Aziraphale. But then, he supposed, overkill wasn’t really a thing with demons.

Aziraphale would win a gold medal in Mental Gymnastics.
good.omens  aziraphale/crowley  r  iamtheenemy  fic  ao3 
5 days ago by ahab
Taking the Long Way (6900 words)
Summary: Crawley nodded down at the sweaty humans undulating in a frightfully uncomfortable-looking position below them. “Mating,” he clarified. “One of God’s better ideas, if you ask me. Looks like it could be fun.”

“Does it?” Aziraphale asked doubtfully. “It’s all a bit sticky for my tastes. I think She had the right of it with plants. Pollination seems much more sensible.”

It takes Aziraphale 6000 years to catch up.
good.omens  aziraphale/crowley  smut  iamtheenemy  fic  ao3 
6 weeks ago by ahab
Can't Pin You Down - Anonymous - Sleepy Hollow (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
They must pretend to be married to infiltrate a couples bowling league where supernatural antics are happening. EXTREME CHARM. EXTREME. Like the best episode of the show ever.
fanfiction_recs  sleepy_hollow  abbie_ichabod  het  shorter  iamtheenemy  yuletide2014 
december 2014 by eyebrowofdoom
Course History - iamtheenemy
“Damn it!” Troy shouted. He pushed out of his chair and slammed the mouse down on the desk, attracting the attention of the rest of the class. “I don’t even know what ‘dysentery’ is!”

// Some of the classes that Annie, Abed and Troy have taken together at Greendale over the years. [4,081 words]
community  gen  iamtheenemy  takei-cameo  friendship  yuletide  humour  college 
january 2013 by cunningplan
Iamtheenemy (Steph) - Course History
“Damn it!” Troy shouted. He pushed out of his chair and slammed the mouse down on the desk, attracting the attention of the rest of the class. “I don’t even know what ‘dysentery’ is!”

Some of the classes that Annie, Abed and Troy have taken together at Greendale over the years.
community  iamtheenemy  gen  bestbros  humor 
december 2012 by goodgriefcharlie
There's A Reason They Call It A Crush - iamtheenemy (Steph) - Panic At The Disco, Empires [Archive of Our Own]
“Come on, I’m serious,” Brendon said. “This is important, okay? This could be a life changing moment that we’re having here. Hot Starbucks Guy told me that I should come by during his shift today.” Barista AU and college AU. (Reinventing the wheel, I know.) Failboat Brendons and the Jons who love them.
fic:read  length:long  au  empires  patd  brendon/jon  tom/sean  brendon/tom  bandom  iamtheenemy  fluff  spencer/ryan 
march 2012 by la_dissonance
iamtheenemy - Three Ways They Didn't Find Out
Three ways the other CSIs didn't find out about Nick and Greg.
csi  nick.stokes/greg.sanders  iamtheenemy 
september 2011 by silentfire
iamtheenemy - Sex and Omelets
If there was one thing that Nick would miss about the debacle, it was the omelets.
csi  nick.stokes/greg.sanders  iamtheenemy 
september 2011 by silentfire
There's a Reason They Call It a Crush
“Come on, I’m serious,” Brendon said. “This is important, okay? This could be a life changing moment that we’re having here. Hot Starbucks Guy told me that I should come by during his shift today.”
bandslash  p!atd  brendon/jon  ryan/spencer  au  iamtheenemy 
september 2011 by phineas
Practice Makes Perfect by iamtheenemy (Supernatural, Sam/Dean, NC-17)
“This isn’t what I meant,” Dean said. Sam looked down at him steadily until Dean grinned, “Okay, it is. Sort of. Sex was definitely involved, but I didn’t think I’d be taking my life into my hands.”
Supernatural  Sam/Dean  slash  PWP  iamtheenemy 
september 2011 by innuendosquad

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