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The aliens are coming. And they’ve caught us with our pants down | James Felton | Opinion | The Guardian
James Felton
Radio signals could be signs of extraterrestrial life. But, with Brexit and Trump, could they have chosen a worse time to call?

Fri 11 Jan 2019 12.07 GMT Last modified on Fri 11 Jan 2019 17.39 GMT

‘Could extraterrestrials finally be trying to contact us? I hope not.’ John Boyega in the 2011 film Attack the Block. Photograph: Sportsphoto Ltd/Allstar
Earlier this week, astronomers announced that they had observed repeated bursts of radio waves coming from deep space, with some experts suggesting this could be evidence of alien life. Is this it? Could extraterrestrials finally be trying to contact us? I hope not.

Mysterious fast radio bursts from deep space ‘could be aliens’
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Let me provide an analogy, and I think you’ll see what I mean.

A few years ago I was celebrating landing a new job. After a long string of terrible events, this was to be a glorious new chapter in my life. I rang my girlfriend and told her I had a surprise for her when she got home. I started to cook a celebratory curry.
guardian  humour 
2 days ago by ndf
Here Comes the Sun [Flusteredkeith]
It’s a simple law of nature: the sun and moon can never shine in the sky at the same time.

Or: five times Hinata tries to hug Tsukishima and the one time Tsukishima hugs back.
Author:Flusteredkeith  Fic  AO3  WordCount:5-10k  Haikyuu!!  Hinata/Tsukishima  5_Things  Fluff  Humour  Friendship  Pre-slash 
2 days ago by Brandysnaps
Out of Control with Ryan [Beethechange]
“Are we a couple in this game?”

“A couple of scoundrels!” Ryan says. Shane smiles a patient little smile and lets Ryan dig his own grave. “Who needs labels nowadays, isn’t that kind of old-fashioned? Like, what is a couple anyway? I didn’t, I just, they started doing this without my permission. I don’t control Sim Ryan’s life.”

“Ryan,” Shane says, and Ryan stops babbling. “Ryan, you do. You literally control Sim Ryan’s life. That’s the entire point of The Sims.”

Shane’s got him there, Ryan has to admit.
Author:Beethechange  BuzzfeedUnsolved  Fic  AO3  Ryan/Shane  WordCount:5-10k  Romance  Schmoop  Humour 
2 days ago by Brandysnaps
The Missing Weekend [Mardia]
Molly makes a low growl of disapproval and shoots Beverley a look that says, as clear as anything, Take this intoxicated idiot off my hands before I’m forced to kill him.
Author:Mardia  RiversOfLondon  Coda  Fic  AO3  WordCount:0-2k  Humour  Fluff  via:Brandysnaps 
4 days ago by yarngeek
The Missing Weekend [Mardia]
Molly makes a low growl of disapproval and shoots Beverley a look that says, as clear as anything, Take this intoxicated idiot off my hands before I’m forced to kill him.
Author:Mardia  RiversOfLondon  Coda  Fic  AO3  WordCount:0-2k  Humour  Fluff 
4 days ago by Brandysnaps
Rules are rules.
Obey the posted road signs.
2018  humour  photo  hack 
5 days ago by bignose
The most interesting things on the internet in 2018
The Outline’s picks for the digital things that saved us from ourselves this year, in no particular order and just because.
internet  humour  culture 
7 days ago by terry
[Harry Potter] who_la_hoop - Star Quality - Harry/Draco
Two years after the war, and Harry’s content with his life. OK, so it’s a little annoying that he keeps winning Witch Weekly’s Most Eligible Bachelor award, and he’s really not looking forward to the unveiling of an enormous gold statue of himself, but he loves his friends, and he loves being an Auror. And if he yearns for something more, something he can barely bring himself to think about, well, he’ll probably get over it. No one’s happy all the time, are they?

But then everything changes, and Harry’s thrown into a new and dazzling world he’s not sure he can actually escape from. And as time goes on, he starts to wonder: does he actually want to?
who_la_hoop  humour  drama  romance  post-war  post-hogwarts  novel  100-250k  harry_potter  harry/draco 
7 days ago by atomicduck

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