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Is a trial a search for the truth? | Appellate Squawk
Prosecutor: (continuing) I had to spend days rehearsing my witnesses, a pathetic bunch of crybabies and losers, to make them get their stories straight. My police witnesses, of course, don’t remember a thing about the incident except that every gun is in plain sight, every defendant has glassy eyes and emanates the odor of alcoholic beverages, and every hassle with a civilian results in substantial pain and physical impairment to the cop, forcing him or her to take three years of paid leave.
law  court  crime  humor 
36 minutes ago by atbradley
Why Donald Trump when you can Trump Donald? #TrumpDonald. Brought to you by Animal.
Trumpet  Trump  politics  funny  fun  humor 
10 hours ago by smitchell
aws for kids
way back machine
aws  humor 
yesterday by kspy
Immaculate Misconception
Scrooge and Goldie discuss kids. On a pirate ship. Surrounded by pirates. It goes as well as one would expect. What Della has learned about gods and gifts? Always inquire about the terms of use & terms and conditions.

A story of family, love, and the importance of reliable birth control.
DuckTales_2017  Het  Femslash  Scrooge/Goldie  Della/Selene  kidfic  humor  PG-13  fic  favorite 
yesterday by ashleytotherescue
SecretMaker - If L'Oven You Is Wrong (I Don't Wanna Be Rye)
Oikawa has a nice, ordinary life as the main baker for the Green Leaf Patisserie, and he likes it that way.

That is, until the day a customer on the phone takes that nice, ordinary life and turns it on his head.
fandom:Haikyuu!!  year:2019  Rating:Teen-and-Up  pairing:Kuroo/Oikawa  AU-coffee-shop  cute  Humor  getting-together  fluff  panic-attacks  dissociation  hurt/comfort  chosen-family  words:35.000-40.000 
yesterday by hear-the-rain
What's A Secret Identity? - Chrystie, imabignerd, kate882 - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Stiles sipped at a mug of coffee, absently watching the news play in the break room. Because of course a news station couldn't play anything other than its own content, even in the one part of the office that was supposed to be a safe space from work. His interview with Superman was making a rerun and Stiles glanced at Derek before commenting absently, “I’d totally let Superman fuck me.”

Derek, who had been in the middle of a swig of coffee, choked violently, “That’s not something I needed to know at nine in the morning, Stiles.”

Stiles raised an eyebrow. “What time would you prefer I tell you about all of the things I would let Superman do to my body?”
fandom:teenwolf  Derek/Stiles  AU  superhero/superpowers  rating:pg-13  reporter  Humor  Words:6000-9000  stiles_pov 
2 days ago by hpfan_8890

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