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cherry on the beat - Largishcat - Deadpool (Movieverse) [Archive of Our Own]
Cable frowned. “Are you trying to annoy me into paying you for sex?”

“That’s my signature move, baby.”
deadpool  cable/deadpool  a.largishcat  <10.000  hooker!au 
6 weeks ago by Cassandrexx
Whole Milk
Esselle - Kageyama/Hinata, E --- 4,770

' "Hang on," Kageyama says slowly. "Are you… were you not…"

"Was I not?" Hinata prompts. "What?"

Kageyama rubs the back of his neck and casts his eyes around the room, before saying, haltingly, "Were you, in fact… not looking… for a 'good time' tonight?" '

--

When Hinata sees a guy walking along the side of the road on a frigid night, he stops to give him a ride like any decent person would. What he doesn't realize is that his grumpy passenger, Kageyama, assumes his intentions are somewhat less innocent than that.
ao3  haikyuu  hinata/kageyama  *e  w.b::2-5k  ;★★★  au  hooker!au  sex 
october 2018 by we.are.golden
Do I seem bulletproof to you?; fleshflutter
When he can't find any acting work, Jared takes a job as driver and bodyguard to Jensen, who is an extremely expensive prostitute with a bad habit of attracting crazy people.
rps  jared_jensen  challenge:bigbang  genre:angst  genre:hurt_comfort  genre:au  hooker!jensen  hooker!au  driver!jared  pining!jensen  pining!jared  actor!jared  photographer!jensen  physicallyhurt!jensen  emotionallyhurt!jared  emotionallyhurt!jensen  archive:lj  havepdf  rating:nc-17  author:fleshflutter  80-90k  ~ 
may 2018 by Itsokaydean
Until I Saw Your Face
potentiality_26 - Harry/Eggsy, E --- 103,336

Harry offered the first figure that came into his head. Judging from the way the boy's eyes widened, it was far too high.

He said, “I know a place,” a little too quickly. “Let me just…” He took out his phone and fired off several texts in quick succession. “One of my stepdad’s mates works in a- a hotel real close to here.” From his stutter, Harry guessed that it wasn’t a very high class establishment- but then if Harry had wanted high class he would have sought it out himself. Somewhere where they had seen everything, where they looked the other way without question- that was what Harry needed at the moment, and his knowledge of such areas in London was unfortunately lacking.

Harry just needs somewhere to lay low and patch himself up. He isn't expecting to meet someone who fascinates him, or to run into that someone again and again.
ao3  kingsman  harry/eggsy  *e  w.f::40k-more  ;★★★  ;♥  canon-div  hooker!au  sex  angst 
october 2017 by we.are.golden
Licensed Professional
walkandtalk - Kirk/Spock, T --- 4,834

It was a funny story, how James T. Kirk became a prostitute on Vulcan. Not that any Vulcan ever asked how a farm-raised Terran ended up in a very selective line of work. His clients, predictably, weren’t much for pillow talk.

In a slightly better universe, there are resources and trained, licensed professionals to handle tricky situations like a single Vulcan in Starfleet going through his first pon farr. Jim is the only man for the job.
ao3  star-trek  st:xi  kirk/spock  *t  w.b::2-5k  ;★★★  au  hooker!au  pon-farr  cute 
march 2017 by we.are.golden
Did You See Me Coming?
evenspeedwagonisafraid - Caesar/Joseph, E --- 6,316

Joseph hires a private tour guide to show him around while he's studying abroad in Italy. A taste of Italy, indeed. (Spin-off of my Heavy Rotation series, but can be read as a standalone piece, as well.)
ao3  jjba  caesar/joseph  *e  w.c::5-10k  ;★★★  au  modern!au  hooker!au  mistaken-identity  sex 
january 2017 by we.are.golden
As You Are
13empress - Spock/Kirk, E --- 10,633

Spock is about to join Starfleet, but he has some reservations about human sexual habits, so he decides to conduct twenty four hours of research on the topic by spending the night with a prostitute. He winds up with Jim Kirk.
ao3  star-trek  st:xi  kirk/spock  *e  w.d::10-20k  ;★★☆  au  hooker!au  sex 
august 2015 by we.are.golden
with lips more scar tissue than skin
Hongbin stops the company car to pick up a hooker on a cold street corner. It's the best and worst mistake he's ever made.

(Also known as my hooker fic with feelings and no sex.)
VIXX  rpf  kpop  hooker!au  angst  fave  n/hongbin 
july 2015 by riceishere
Night Light - thebrotherswinchester - Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
Bucky's a beat-up rentboy in need of a place to stay. (20.3k. Steve never takes advantage of Bucky whilst he is a prostitute. More drama/suspense than your average hooker fic. Hurt/comfort but some of the comfort is for Steve too who is a Special Agent. Part of this fic is devoted to finding out who is killing the rentboys in the area. Surprise bottom!Steve.)
fandom:captainamerica  fandom:mcu  steve/bucky  hooker!au  drama  adventure  suspense  hurt/comfort  domesticity  first-time 
april 2015 by casey_sms
start on the streets of the invincible city
spiekiel - Harry/Eggsy, M --- 3,405

Eggsy pulls at his collar uncomfortably, knocking the bowtie crooked again. “Me and mum had some tough times, you know? Rent’s enough overdue, no one’s gonna ask where you got the money. So.”

The instinct to never let anyone who doesn’t love this boy touch him ever again just about overpowers Harry’s hard-earned, fraying sense of propriety.
ao3  kingsman  harry/eggsy  *m  w.b::2-5k  ;★★★  ;♥  honeypot  hooker!au 
april 2015 by we.are.golden
Whores and Thieves
emungere - Mal/Simon, E --- 8,832

Companion Simon AU.
ao3  firefly  mal/simon  *e  w.c::5-10k  ;★★★  au  hooker!au 
march 2015 by we.are.golden
tell me something I need to know
thenorthface - Tazer/Kaner, M --- 5,553

There’s a stirring of warmth in Jon’s gut that he immediately pushes away, trying to concentrate on his training. “You lookin’ for a good time tonight?”

Instantly once he gets the words out, he wants to cringe. Gross, he sounds like a sexual predator. Way to go, Jon.

The corner of the hooker’s mouth turns up in a half smile, like he’s trying not to laugh at Jon. “Depends,” he replies. “What’s in it for me?”

Jon can’t arrest him until there’s concrete proof that he’ll have sex for money. He needs a clear statement of intent—a ‘you’ll have to pay me this much’.
ao3  hockey  tazer/kaner  *m  w.c::5-10k  ;★★★  au  police!au  hooker!au  mistaken-identity  hilarity 
february 2015 by we.are.golden
new clothes, bloody nose - dutty (vodka) - One Direction (Band) [Archive of Our Own]
Zayn is a (relatively non-seedy) escort who meets Harry while out with client!Ben. He doesn't really deal well with falling for someone.
His stomach twists into knots, because, fuck, he fancies Harry, Harry who he still doesn’t know much about because Harry’s got this way of letting you in—but not quite. Zayn doesn’t know what Harry’s favourite colour is, what he stays up at night thinking about. He doesn’t even know if Harry feels the same because Harry’s one of those people who’s at least a bit in love with everyone they meet, that outgoing, friendly sort that Zayn’s never been particularly drawn to.

And he thinks about how different they are, how Harry likes blokes in bands and soft guitar music. He likes being part of that hip London crowd that Zayn doesn’t want to fit in with. He’s mentioned kissing Grimmy from Radio 1 in a club and still having his number in his phone, going to parties that Rita Ora and Cara Delevigne are at.

Zayn isn’t at all like that and there’s no way they’d work out. There’s no way Harry will want him back like that when Matty can write him songs and be the rock and roll boyfriend that people like Harry all want.

It’s funny, realising you’re arse over tit for someone and simultaneously realising you’ll never have them.
1D  zayn/harry  hooker!au  hooker!zayn  zayn/ben  angst  happy!ending  dutty  au  harry/matthealy 
january 2015 by greedy_dancer
Unwind - coffeeinallcaps - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Hope you enjoy your present, the text from Erica says. Payment’s taken care of. You can thank me tomorrow.

“So you’re a werewolf, huh,” the guy says when Derek looks up at him again. His gaze drifts down from Derek’s face to the rest of his body, slowly, shamelessly. When it’s traveled back up and their eyes meet again, the corner of the guy’s mouth twitches up into a cocky little half-smile. “I fucking love working with werewolves.” AU in which businessman Derek falls in love with escort Stiles.
teenwolf  derek/stiles  au  hooker!au 
november 2014 by m4gur0
Simple Pleasures | [Teen Wolf – Derek/Stiles] someone_who_isnt_me – Predator/Prey
Title: Predator/Prey
Author: someone_who_isnt_me
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: Angels fucking wept and Stiles got nervous.
The only reason a guy who looked like this and drove a car like this would be picking up a scrawny underage hooker was because he wanted to do to Stiles the sorts of things you couldn’t ask a girlfriend or boyfriend for, or even a stranger in a bar. Nasty-bad wrong things. Things that only money handed over could make better, silence bought and paid for.
Or maybe a dead hooker in a ditch who couldn’t talk, no need to pay for the silence.
But Stiles had his own methods for making sure that didn’t happen.
Stiles is a vampire. Derek’s still the Alpha. And there’s knotting.
TeenWolf  Derek/Stiles  DerekHale  StilesStilinski  Hooker!AU 
november 2014 by remula
Ain't Quite Pretty Woman - bob-genghis-khan (idek_idic) - Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
There was music playing on the stereo. He had just started playing the first album on his docked iPod, without thinking about it, but as he sat there, starting to breathe more shallowly and feeling light-headed, he realized it was starting to make him feel self-conscious.

Would the prostitute think he had chosen to put on this specifically? Would they judge his choice in sex music? Was that a thing that would happen?

Bucky groaned. See, he was over-thinking things already. That was the whole point of hiring a hooker – he wouldn’t have to think about any of this crap. He could just focus on himself for goddamn once. Try to enjoy sex without managing to work himself up enough to either hyperventilate or disassociate.
winter-soldier  bucky/steve  hooker!au 
november 2014 by Cassandrexx
Simple Pleasures | [Teen Wolf - Derek/Stiles] kalpurna – Don’t Worry Baby
Title: Don’t Worry Baby
Author: kalpurna
Rating: NC-17 || Status: Complete
Summary: “You know you’re allowed to ask for vanilla sex, right?” he says, afterwards. “We can do whatever you want. That’s kind of the point.”
Derek doesn’t respond.
TeenWolf  DerekHale  StilesStilinski  Derek/Stiles  Hooker!AU 
october 2014 by remula
the heart is an empty thing - silverfoxflower - Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Senator Rogers saves Bucky from an abusive pimp. Bucky is less than grateful.

"I’m not kidnapping you." Steve scowls. "You just can’t stay here. It’s not safe anymore." He looks like as much of a mess as Bucky has ever seen him, hair falling over his forehead, tie askew, the knuckles of one hand skinned raw. And Bucky has no sympathy for that because it’s his own goddamn fault . But still. Steve looks far too good for this shithole. Bucky speeds up his packing just so Steve will stop looking around with that fucking judgmental expression. Yeah, it isn't much, but it was his. Until this fiasco.
unresolved  a.silverfoxflower  winter-soldier  <5000  hooker!au  au  bucky/steve 
october 2014 by Cassandrexx
A Mating Moon - unpossible - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
“Hey, Scott, so, I uh, there’s this amazingly hot guy and I’m uh, gonna spend the weekend with him but, you know, just to be careful, I’m sending you his picture, so if by some terrible chance my bloated corpse shows up sometime Monday, just, y’know pass this along to the authorities.” He pauses. “Uh. Kidding?” and then hangs up with a rush of air. “That is the worst voicemail in the history of voicemails,” Derek says.
teenwolf  slash  derek/stiles  au  hooker!au  hooker!stiles  mates  romance  underage  stiles  turns  eighteen  has_sequels  author:unpossible  from delicious
june 2014 by renenet
i guess i like one direction now
"Commercial Company" tag - follow up posts & ficlets about the AU where Harry is a broke prostitute in middle-of-nowhere USA and Nick is a journalist who takes him in.
1D/Radio1  ymorton  sequel  tumblr  hooker!au  nick/harry  angst 
june 2014 by greedy_dancer

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