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Harry Potter and the Inconvenient Condition
"If anything happens to Draco Malfoy, if he so much as has a bad hair day, I'm going to hunt you down, rip out your intestines, and eat them raw right in front of you."

"Ew," Avery said in a trembling voice.

"Too fucking right. You make me do that and I'll be really pissed off. I don't even like haggis."

[Harry is a vampire, postwar AU.]
author:mirabella  harry-potter  harry-potter/draco-malfoy 
12 hours ago by sarapod
Five years after Voldemort's defeat, Harry returns to England to help re-open Hogwarts. Draco is a professor of Muggle Studies. Post-war, rich world-building.
author:resonant  harry-potter/draco-malfoy  harry-potter  favorite 
yesterday by sarapod
June, and Other Natural Disasters
“I love all your odd thoughts, Moony,” he says, and kisses the back of his neck quietly. “You should keep talking.”

“Oh,” he says. Again, helplessly: “Oh. Was I talking about worms?”

Sirius passes a cold-calloused hand over his shoulder, his ribs, his spine. It’s like being caressed by water. “Remus,” he says, “turn over.”
author:montparnasse  harry-potter  sirius-black/remus-lupin 
12 days ago by sarapod
The Better Men by TurtleTotem
"I do believe the two of you were in the same year as boys, were you not?" Headmaster Shaw said. "Charles is the most competent deputy any headmaster could ask for, Erik, and he's been doing this for years…" He trailed off, as if finally noticing something odd in the way his Potions and Divination masters were staring at each other.

"Of course," Charles said quickly, his voice only a little hoarse, and stuck out his hand. "Welcome back to Hogwarts, Erik."
Erik/Charles  x-men  harry-potter  fusion  breakup  makeup 
24 days ago by allhoneyboo
School and the seasons
I have lived for the last eight years in seasonless places, where things do not die, but revolve in a constant tropic sun. I had forgotten how the fall sharpens pencils, gray and colored ones. I had forgotten that when you pay attention to the seasons, you are returned to school and all its feelings, the freedom of three o’clock and the nameless dread of Sunday night, when the sky looms over you like the deadline of some paper you haven’t even started. I want to drink cocoa out of a thermos; I want to go to a high school football game.
austin-kleon  harry-potter  seasons  school  fall 
8 weeks ago by jbrennan
No. 12 in a Series
I wanted to tell you that for two years *two years* I have refrained from writing your initials in the margins.
author:librae  harry-potter  sirius-black/remus-lupin 
10 weeks ago by sarapod
A Practical Demonstration
“You bloody well liked it, too, Finnegan, and don’t even try to deny it!”

Shamelessly denying an obvious truth is actually fairly typical of Seamus when he’s feeling defensive, so Dean is more surprised when he doesn’t. “You bloody well know I liked it, Mr. Vibe-It-Out! That’s the feckin’ problem! Dean, I can’t like kissing boys!”

Dean’s still shocked enough to be feeling mean, so he says, “Mate, we left kissing behind several road signs ago.”
author:marycontraire  harry-potter  internalized-homophobia  seamus-finnegan/dean-thomas 
11 weeks ago by sarapod
Pity Party
Ron, Seamus, and Neville drink their sorrows and play "Never Have I Ever."
author:marycontraire  harry-potter 
11 weeks ago by sarapod
When Voldemort came to kill Harry, Lily met him with a SIG Sauer pistol she bought at a pawn shop. Seems Dark Lords die as easily as anyone else when you empty two clips into them.
author:kyra_neko_rei  harry-potter 
11 weeks ago by sarapod

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