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Dear Fellow Guys....stop hitting on women at work....
If you’re interacting with a human it’s because you want to interact with a human and you want that human to be nice to you. You are paying for their kindness, for their smiles when their feet hurt and their questions about your day when they haven’t had lunch yet. Flirting with customer service workers at work, asking them out when they’re on the clock and paid to make you happy, telling them you think they’re attractive and expecting a gushing response - that’s breaking the rules. That’s a lose-lose situation that you’ve set them up for.
sexism  toxicmasculinity  behavior  flirting  safety  source:tumblr 
12 weeks ago by djwudi
You Cock - Ewebie - Sherlock (TV)
“You cock.”

Sherlock rolled his eyes. “Honestly, for a man of medicine, your anatomical vocabulary is abysmal.”

“Shut it,” John growled. “Shut it now, or so help me, Sherlock.”

“You'll what, John?” He interrupted with a hiss. “Rather difficult to make threats of violence with your hands just as bound as mine.”
<5k  ao3  author:Ewebie  rated.m  sherlock  sherlock/john  humor  flirting  fluff  ** 
march 2017 by LadyLame
Swallow - lookupkate - Sherlock (TV)
Sherlock needs to get a root canal. The procedure leading up to it goes differently than he thought it would. He's incredibly happy with the way things turned out.

John's a hot dentist. He gets his cock sucked. Sloppily.
<5k  ao3  author:lookupkate  rated.e  sherlock  sherlock/john  au  smut  flirting 
march 2017 by LadyLame
Wordplay by sinnerforhire
Jared writes m/m erotica for a small publishing house. Jensen is his long-suffering editor. Words:1483
ao3  jared/jensen  rps  au  oneshot  writer!jared  editor!jensen  online-relationship  author:sinnerforhire  flirting  W  haveread  pre-slash  getting-together 
march 2017 by mountainstomove
You're Extremely Hot by raeschae // MAINBLOGREC
Jared is smooth and subtle while Jensen's brain-to-mouth filter seems to be broken. Coffee, awkwardness, and excessive IMing. Word Count: 1500.
livejournal  jared/jensen  rps  au  rating:pg-13  humor  schmoop  author:raeschae  online-relationship  flirting  coffee  oblivious!jensen  recced  place:office  workplace-romance  officeworker!jensen  officeworker!jared  assistant!jared  pre-slash  pining!jared  torec  all-human 
january 2017 by mountainstomove
Rivers and Roads - celeste9 - Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015) [Archive of Our Own]

When Leia needs a pilot to accompany her on an extended diplomatic trip on behalf of the Resistance, Poe volunteers.Of course he does. Leia isn't even surprised.She may, however, end up surprised before this trip is over.
fandom:starwars  tfa  character:leia  character:poedameron  !_brilliant  flirting 
december 2016 by Harpijka
Bitter Dregs - by kinklock
“Do you always change… to meditate?” Jim asked, motioning to his robe. “I don’t think I’ve ever seen you wear that.”

Spock had almost forgotten his state of dress. “Often, yes. You have not seen it because I have never broken regulation by wearing non-uniform clothing outside of personal quarters.”

“Quite right. That was foolish of me to comment on, Mr. Spock.” Jim lowered his head in an imitation of shame. When he looked back up again, his eyes were crinkled at the corners. “We both know you’d never break regulation, under any circumstances.”

The many times that he had, usually in service of Jim, passed between them unsaid.

“Indeed,” Spock repeated with another quirk of his brow, and Jim’s face split into a wide grin.

After such a warm welcome, Spock approached the lip of the sink. The drawer holding his cleaning supplies slid out towards him, and Jim slipped the toothbrush back between his lips. Its vibrations began anew, and Jim continued his vigorous scrubbing motions, which were not necessary given the brush’s capabilities, nor did they appear to be dental practitioner recommended.

Spock began his own, far less violent, teeth cleaning, which involved holding the implement in the correct areas at the correct angle for the correct durations of time. In the mirror above the sink, Jim’s eyes followed his motions, mouth crooked up at the corners. Though Jim often looked at him this way, it was usually provoked by him providing an estimate that Jim found amusingly too exact.

As he was not used to being so scrutinized, Spock dropped his gaze from the mirror and to the left, away from Jim. A mistake, as when he reached out to steady himself against the edge of the sink, his hand made contact with Jim’s.

Their eyes met in the mirror. Spock withdrew his hand, but not before he had heard a single, fond word through the touch, as clear as if spoken aloud.


Spock did not look back up into the mirror.

And, by his own diligence, he never again ran into Jim in their shared refresher room, though he suspected that at night, when he went to brush his teeth, Jim always left the door unlocked.
st:tos  kirk/spock  telepathy  flirting  ep-related  off-world  mind-meld  firsttimes 
november 2016 by runpunkrun
Dirty Waters by raths_kitten
In order to appear more normal, Jensen decides Jared would make the perfect boyfriend - so he can continue being the nice librarian - and not the psychopathic serial killer he actually is. But he clearly underestimated Jared and the effect he would have on him. Words: 4,523
ao3  jared/jensen  rps  au  author:rathskitten  oneshot  under-5k  librarian!jensen  secret-identity  serialkiller!jensen  serialkiller!au  psychopath!jensen  flirting  online-relationship  first-date  past-tragedy  it-tech!jensen  place:library  secrets  dark!jensen  kink:manhandling  kink:biting  kink:rough-sex  first-time  bottom!jared  top!jensen  getting-together  past-jensen/misha  character:misha-collins  kink:knifeplay  torture  dark-themes  gore  loner!jensen  student!jared  profiler!jared  minor-character-death  D  haveread 
november 2016 by mountainstomove
Steal a Moment by bertee
As a professional thief, Jensen's used to finding himself in sticky situations but when Jared gets involved, situations always seem to end up stickier than he anticipated. Words: ~3,300
livejournal  jared/jensen  rps  au  verse  thief!jared  thief!jensen  place:museum  author:bertee  oneshot  criminals  fuckbuddies  workplace-romance  grumpy!jensen  flirting  suspense  mild-d/s  confident!jared  kink:dirty-talk  kissing  frottage  kink:manhandling  possessive!jared  rating:nc-17  S  haveread  bamf!jared  bamf!jensen  case!fic  submissive!jensen 
october 2016 by mountainstomove
I’m Interested In You. That Doesn’t Mean I’m Trying To Have Sex With You. (Medium, 10/19/2016)
“I’ve been a part of this industry a long time, Megan. You haven’t. Yet you seem to be quite close to some very powerful people,” my male…
sex  sexualassualt  genderroles  flirting  friendliness  consent 
october 2016 by davidkoren
Conquest by legion_of_zelda
Answer to take_the_knot meme prompt: "Omegas significantly outnumber alphas. Jensen has never had an alpha show interest in him, so he he doesn't immediately realize Jared wants to mate him. Humor, sexiness, pretty!Jensen."
dreamwidth  oneshot  au  alpha/beta/omega  omega!jensen  reluctant!jensen  alpha!jared  wooing  mating  kink:knotting  humor  oblivious!jensen  pining!jared  torec  kink:toys  embarrassed!jensen  flirting  first-kiss  possessive!jared  getting-together  first-time  blowjob  bottom!jensen  top!jared  marking  G  haveread 
september 2016 by mountainstomove
How to Get Freaky Without Being Creepy - Charlie Glickman PhD
One of the most common questions I hear is: how do I tell someone I’m into them without coming across as creepy. It’s a real big fear for a lot of people, especially men. Expressing desire without being pushy seems like an impossible task.
consent  flirting 
august 2016 by chaos
I do occasionally eat meat - by Codango - Captive Prince
A meow made him look up. Nicaise was staring at him through the sliding glass door to the balcony.

“You’re done?” Laurent wiped his hands and threw the towel over his shoulder. He opened the door. “Please refrain from getting underfoot, Your Majesty, I’m very busy—”

Someone was leaning over his neighbor’s balcony railing, hand still outstretched in classic ‘here kitty kitty’ pose. Someone with biceps like rugby balls.

Beefcake stared up at him from his awkward bend over the railing.

Nicaise curled around Laurent’s ankles. “My, my.” Laurent heard his own voice. It sounded dry and unsurprised and not at all indicative of his current mental state. “I was wondering when that apartment would fill.”

“I... I’ve...” Beefcake swallowed hard and finally stood. “Been here for a couple weeks now? Technically? I’ve just... been busy, so I’m only here in the evenings, and — shit, you’re the cook next door?”
cp  au  damen/laurent  civilians  food  flirting 
july 2016 by runpunkrun

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