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what a way to make a living
Without any more assignments coming from Downstairs, Crowley is struck with a bad case of the doldrums.

It takes a bit of trial and error, but eventually a solution is found.

(Or: the one where Crowley becomes an Uber driver.)
author:attheborder  fandom:GoodOmens  pairing:Crowley/Aziraphale  genre:continuation  feelings:loltastic  rating:T  length:5k-10k 
6 weeks ago by darthjamtart
between the motion and the act
"They don't want it to be real," Laurent says. He touches lightly, with his fingertips, where he's written LOVE WINS. "They want us to sell them a fantasy, and they want just enough reality that they can pretend it might happen to them, one day."

Author's Note: This started life as a series of ficlets on Tumblr, now sewn together to form a full story. Although it is a Bachelor AU, it owes most of its backbone to the show Unreal.
author:Fahye  fandom:CaptivePrince  rating:T  length:10k-20k  pairing:Damen/Laurent  genre:get-together  genre:AU  feelings:fluff  feelings:loltastic 
10 weeks ago by darthjamtart
The Hellfire Club
Circa 1718, Crowley overhears Gabriel announce Aziraphale’s to be promoted back to heaven. What’s a demon to do but thwart the plans of heaven?
author:AMarguerite  fandom:GoodOmens  rating:G  pairing:Crowley/Aziraphale  length:5k-10k  genre:backstory  feelings:loltastic 
11 weeks ago by darthjamtart
Not A Word
“Yes,” the goblin said. He sounded mournful. “Emrys serves king. Big waste, you ask me. Us following you all day. Emrys say, ‘Goblins watching.’ King tramp all over making noise. Emrys say, ‘look out trap.’ King go in trap.” He and several of the other goblins all shook their heads disapprovingly, while Arthur seriously contemplated cutting the rope at once and swinging himself onto their heads and seeing how many of them he could take out. “Once and future king, not all he cracked up to be. Emrys not want king anymore, Emrys say so, goblins figure out something else. Goblins have queen, she smart, she not go in trap. You want serve queen?” he asked Merlin.

“Er, no thanks, really,” Merlin said.
author:astolat  fandom:merlin  pairing:arthur/merlin  length:<5k  genre:action/adventure  feelings:loltastic  rating:M 
february 2019 by darthjamtart
Bakes to Die For
While digitizing the BBC archives, an intern who asked to remain anonymous discovered a transcript of a lost episode of the Great British Bake Off. The paper could neither be photocopied nor scanned as all the copies came out blank; and the actual footage was never found.
fandom:GreatBritishBakeOff  length:5k-10k  rating:T  pairing:none  feelings:loltastic  genre:screenplay  yuletide 
december 2018 by darthjamtart
no one can stop me, not even gravity or nasa
“Fuck you,” Leia says. “Who said anything about getting married? Did Luke say anything about getting married?”

“Luke is not involved,” Luke says, not looking up.

“Hey, Luke is not involved,” Han says, pointing at her. She’s going to bite his finger off, then they’ll see how much pointing he can do with it. “This is about you and me, princess.”
author:magneticwave  fandom:StarWars  pairing:Han/Leia  rating:G  length:5k-10k  feelings:loltastic  genre:continuation 
september 2018 by darthjamtart
Waste Management
“If the General was here,” says Poe, “We all know that she’d say the Resistance is bigger than any one of us.”

Everyone nods.

“So I think it’s very important that we find the General and bring her back so she can tell us that in person,” Poe continues.
author:shadydave  fandom:StarWars  rating:G  pairing:none  genre:action/adventure  feelings:loltastic  length:10k-20k 
may 2018 by darthjamtart
A Field Guide to Common Birds in New York City
John thinks it might be kind of nice to have music on his Tumblr that plays while people look at pictures of borbs. He can't work out how to do it, though, and yet again winds up writing a text post to ask for help. When he checks on his phone the next morning he has about thirty messages saying things like "NO" and "DELETE YOUR ACCOUNT" and, "OH MY GOD, DID I WAKE UP IN 1998? NO. STOP. WHAT ARE YOU DOING." Someone has attached a gif of Abe Simpson shaking his fist at a cloud.

"Harold, I think I'm being cyberbullied," John says.

In which John acquires a Tumblr, a therapist, and an interest in birdwatching.
author:Toft  fandom:PoI  pairing:Harold/John  rating:E  length:10k-20k  feelings:loltastic  feelings:fluff  genre:get-together 
october 2017 by darthjamtart
“Further Arguments in Support of Yudah Cohen’s Proposal to Bluma Zilberman” by Rebecca Fraimow
Dear Bluma,

I heard that Hershel Schmulewitz, that blockhead, has also presumed to ask for your hand in marriage, which gives you two proposals to consider. Now, you needn’t worry that this will be a sentimental or a wheedling sort of letter. You already know how I feel, and I suppose Hershel’s not so much of a blockhead that he doesn’t feel the same way. I’m simply writing to lay out the reasons, plainly and concisely, why it would certainly be more to your benefit to marry me.
OriginalFiction  genre:epistolary  feelings:loltastic 
may 2016 by darthjamtart
Healing Station Argh
A story about the benefits of cultural exchange, contraception, the downsides to television stardom, and what counts as pre-watershed in the Pegasus galaxy.
author:Toft  fandom:sga  feelings:loltastic  genre:get-together  pairing:OT4  rating:E  length:10k-20k 
july 2015 by darthjamtart
Coming Soon to a Galaxy Near You!
“You’re not the least bit disturbed by this?” John asked. Rodney shrugged. “Well, I’d have preferred a Coffee Bean, but...”
author:trinityofone  fandom:sga  feelings:loltastic  genre:crack  pairing:none  rating:T  length:<5k 
may 2015 by darthjamtart
Your Highnessness
A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far a—

Yeah, I know that’s not when it happened, but that’s how you start this kind of—

I don’t know, do I look like George Lucas?

No, he made the movie. No, it doesn’t have Kevin Bacon. Not everything has Kevin Bacon!

Of course it’s still good!

Fine, you dicks. If you think you know better than one of the greatest stories of the human race:

A short time ago, in this galaxy...
author:shadydave  fandom:GuardiansoftheGalaxy  fandom:JupiterAscending  genre:crossover  feelings:loltastic  rating:G  length:<5k  pairing:none 
march 2015 by darthjamtart
Life of Crime
As a <s>supervillain</s> <s>supercriminal</s> contract worker with a morality deficit, Clint Barton leads a glamorous life. You know, stolen cars, dangerous women, a really confusing relationship with a meddling do-gooder, the works. It's pretty awesome. Except for, uh, medical bills, the mob, and being on the run all the time. That part isn't all that awesome.

(A supervillain AU where Clint shoots arrows at people and gets beat up a lot. So, not really that much of an AU.)
author:neveralarch  fandom:avengers  feelings:loltastic  genre:action/adventure  rating:E  length:20k-50k 
june 2014 by darthjamtart
never seen a man with so much dimension
"I'd like to hoard you," Derek said.

(Derek is a dragon. Lydia organizes his library. Stiles fails to rescue her.)
author:verity  fandom:teen+wolf  feelings:loltastic  genre:fusion  genre:crack  length:<5k  pairing:none  rating:G 
december 2013 by darthjamtart
Wishing Well
Thor had been staring the whole time. Now he flung himself off the table and across the room. He seized Loki by the shoulders. "Brother!" he said, ecstatically. "Has the spell — the spell has worked!"

Loki stared back at him. "What spell?" he spat. And added, choked off, "...dear brother."
author:astolat  fandom:avengers  feelings:loltastic  genre:crack  rating:T  pairing:loki/thor  length:5k-10k 
november 2013 by darthjamtart
come around again (only want to say goodbye)
"Why do you let him use your personal line?" Jack snaps at Chilton one particularly trying day, when Will has returned from a twenty minute bathroom break prompted by the buzzing of his phone to study crime scene photographs with bright interest and upbeat speculations on the psychopathy of their serial killer. "The length of an inmate's calls is supposed to be restricted!"

"I can't say no to him!" Chilton says crazily. "He will eat my face right off my skull!"

"You only say that because you know he's done it before!" Jack says, and hangs up so that he can glare at Will without Chilton's stupidity distracting him.
author:hito  fandom:hannibal  feelings:loltastic  genre:crack  rating:T  length:5k-10k  pairing:will/hannibal 
august 2013 by darthjamtart
The one where Bond really, really isn't used to sleeping with people who don't tragically die soon afterward.
author:recrudescence  fandom:skyfall  pairing:bond/q  rating:E  length:5k-10k  feelings:loltastic  feelings:unf  genre:get-together 
august 2013 by darthjamtart

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