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Not What They Teach in Russia
"You want to know how I fuck?" he growled into Solo's ear, "Fine. I'll show you how I fuck." (2240 words)
fandom:uncle  napoleon_solo  illya_kuryakin  napoleon/illya  bottom!napoleon  top!illya  pwp  hothothot  kink:fingering  kink:manhandling  kink:sizekink  sex:rough  first_time  author:dappercat 
january 2018 by elwarre
The Family Affair by scribblscrabbl
He’s considering the inside of his fridge, its sad contents suggestive of both his long hours at the office and his relationship status, when the doorbell rings. He doesn’t look through the peephole first, another one of those risks he takes that Illya would label a character flaw, and swings the door open.

For a minute, he just stares.
modern FBI AU
Fandom:UNCLE  Pairing:Illya/Napoleon  Genre:AU  Length:Chaptered  Wordcount:10K+  -romance 
june 2017 by rie_chan
The Tartarus Affair
Other than Napoleon and the CIA watchdog assigned to him, the prison bus was empty. It was once a schoolbus, but had since been rudely repurposed, painted a dark charcoal gray with the words Virginia Department of Corrections printed in neat white paint under the murky windows. Outside, flat, baked farmland went past, acres of it, dotted sparsely with trees. There was no air conditioning in the bus, and the windows were open only in varying slivers; Napoleon felt like he was baking, himself, in clothes that were three days old. His shirt stuck to his back, and his jeans felt uncomfortably stiff on his legs. Napoleon watched the trees go past in a daze. His hands were cuffed to the chrome ring attached to the seat in front of him, and his legs were hobbled. It was hard to believe that only four days ago he had wandered through MoMa with a gorgeous leggy blonde on his arm, then wined and dined her at a nice French bistro. Strange how quickly the worm turned, just on the back of a single mistake. “Right side,” the watchdog said. “Get your first look at your new home for the next decade and a half, kid.” (34,085 words)
napoleon_solo  illya_kuryakin  gaby_teller  napoleon/illya  criminal!napoleon  thief!napoleon  arrested!napoelon  bottom!napoleon  secretagent!illya  arrested!illya  top!illya  action  incarceration  escape/rescue  spies/assassins  criminals/mafia  kink:d/s  first_time  uncle:au:modern  fandom:uncle  author:manic_intent 
november 2016 by elwarre
"When it comes to figuring out Napoleon Solo, it is Illya who is the terrible spy. Fortunately, he gets better." (8219 words)
napoleon_solo  illya_kuryakin  gaby_teller  napoleon/illya  hurt!napoleon  tortured!napoleon  raped!napoleon  protective!illya  clueless!illya  pov:illya  action  hurt/comfort  torture  noncon/dubcon  first_time  fandom:uncle  author:sylvanwitch  have:pdf 
november 2016 by elwarre
new money, suit and tie (i can read you like a magazine) - notcaycepollard - The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
Somewhere along the line, Solo starts showering her with jewels.

They're all exquisite, and extravagant, and very clearly stolen. Every mission, something new shows up; they work among the obscenely rich almost as a matter of course, and she suspects Solo's breaking their safes just to pass the time. She speculates, a little, what proportion of these gifts are newly stolen, and what's been hidden for years, waiting for the right time to surface. The Americans had recovered the art, the antiquities, but apparently they haven't got to everything. Gaby thinks, probably, they've barely scratched the surface of what Solo might have stolen all these years.
fandom:UNCLE  ~fanfiction  pairing:3some 
may 2016 by snowdarkred
Your Wound, My Sutures by ShowMeAHero
Napoleon has had an absurd soulmark since birth. It is faded grey, like all soulmarks are until one’s soulmate speaks the words, and scrawled along the inside of his forearm. He wears a band around the mark, because he does not want anyone to try to say it while he is on the job; luckily, a lot of people cover theirs, so he never stands out. Illya, for example, also wears one, and he has no idea what Illya’s soulmark could be. 2.8k words
Pairing:Illya/Napoleon  Fandom:UNCLE  Length:Oneshot  Genre:Canon  Wordcount:1K+  Rating:PG  -hurt_comfort  -romance  -angst 
january 2016 by rie_chan
nekare: The Long Game
The first time Gaby kisses Illya, she’s playing Solo’s wife. The second time, if it can even be called a kiss, Illya is bleeding out. It seems to be a trend with them.

In which life as a spy isn’t quite what Gaby expected, and neither is Illya.
fandom:UNCLE  ~fanfiction  pairing:het  character:gaby_teller  character:illya_kuryakin  character:napoleon_solo 
january 2016 by snowdarkred
redbrunja: The Bern Ballet Affair
“You’ve lost a ballerina? How does that happen?”

The artistic director knocked took two large swallows of his vodka gimlet. “She received an acting opportunity. In New York. Faithless trollop. What am I to do now?”

His drinking companion frowned thoughtfully. “How odd. Or serendipitous. You see, my niece Gabriella - she’s a soloist.”

Gaby goes undercover at the Bern Ballet Company. Opening night involves Nazi sympathizers, a car chase, and the misuse of chloroform. Incidentally, Gaby's Swiss debut is excellently received.

[yessssss mission fic and ballet fic!]
fandom:UNCLE  ~fanfiction  pairing:het  character:napoleon_solo  character:illya_kuryakin  character:gaby_teller 
january 2016 by snowdarkred
Marry Me A Little
On a mission in the United States, Gaby Teller becomes Mrs. Napoleon Solo, leaving Illya behind to ask himself some difficult questions.
fandom:UNCLE  ~fanfiction  character:gaby_teller  character:illya_kuryakin  character:napoleon_solo  pairing:het 
january 2016 by snowdarkred
An Unexpected Proposal
What's the best way to shine at your ex's (and boss's) wedding, other than to bring your new (fake!) fiance?
fandom:UNCLE  ~fanfiction  pairing:het  character:napoleon_solo  character:illya_kuryakin  character:gaby_teller  genre:au 
january 2016 by snowdarkred
Played by objectlesson
It’s only after Napoleon's rather mortifyingly blatant fourth attempt at seduction that he starts to worry that something might truly wrong with him. By this point, most people catch on. Napoleon is beginning to understand with increasing clarity that Illya is not most people. 4k words
Fandom:UNCLE  Pairing:Illya/Napoleon  Length:Oneshot  Genre:Canon  Wordcount:1K+  Rating:PG/M  -humour 
january 2016 by rie_chan
Careful of the Company You Keep by objectlesson
Illya doesn’t pick up on Napoleon’s unconventional preferences until they become mission relevant.
beautiful writing!
Pairing:Illya/Napoleon  Fandom:UNCLE  Length:Chaptered  -romance  -slowburn  Genre:Canon  -pining  -happyend  -angst 
january 2016 by rie_chan
From Clear Blue Skies by ShowMeAHero
Five times Napoleon actually surprised Illya, and the one time Illya managed to surprise him. 3k+ words. Sweet!
Fandom:UNCLE  Pairing:Illya/Napoleon  Length:Oneshot  Wordcount:1K+  Rating:PG  Genre:Canon  -fluff 
november 2015 by rie_chan
The Turing Affair by manic_intent
The Kashin-class destroyer Song of Gabriel Descending Gated out of tiān into normal space in what would have looked to a casual observer as a magic trick: one moment it wasn’t there, one moment it was, a monstrous, orbital spear, ringed with centrifugal decks and slung with pulsar teeth. As it synched back to the network, broadcasting its location on general and VMF channels, it began to wake some of its crew from their pods, powering down its stardrive and warming up its normal engines. Then it settled down gleefully to wait. To Commander Illya Kuryakin’s profound irritation, he woke up from podsleep to the deep bass caterwauling of some pre-Ascent Sol song, booming from the seeded speakers along the hull, a brassy, trumpeted military reveille. || 5k+ words. This should technically be a wip. Not much of an ending. But bookmarking in hopes she'd continue. Amazing Sci fi premise.
Fandom:UNCLE  Pairing:Illya/Napoleon  Genre:AU  Length:Oneshot  Rating:PG  Wordcount:5K+  _lookforsequel  -adventure 
october 2015 by rie_chan
Love is a Rose by dracoroxy
here is a giant in his garden. He blinks his eyes a few times and crouches a little to sneak closer to the door. It’s pulling weeds out of the bushes. Incredible. He squints in disbelief. Who breaks into another person’s house to de-weed their garden? (or: Napoleon is in search of a gardener to tend to his garden when he's on missions. He doesn't expect a 6'5" Russian Adonis to fulfil the role) 9095 words. || ah the fluff. So sweeeeet
Fandom:UNCLE  Pairing:Illya/Napoleon  Length:Chaptered  Genre:AU  Rating:PG  Wordcount:5K+  -fluff  -romance 
october 2015 by rie_chan
Tiger, tiger by manic_intent
Napoleon was about to launch into his carefully scripted spiel of punctuated disdain when he hesitated, hands still cupped over the delicate little Soviet-made devices that he had found in his room. There was a faint but unmistakable sensation crawling under his skin, a prickling, restless buzz, like getting light-headed off good champagne, and Napoleon narrowed his eyes, script forgotten, studying an increasingly irritated-looking Illya with a new light. Illya, on the other hand, had folded his arms. His bowtie looked ridiculous with his suit, highlighting the far too long expanse between his shirt collar and belly, and he was starting to scowl. “What?” he demanded again, a flat curl of annoyance making his tone harsh, and Napoleon nearly flinched instinctively back before all the enforced training kicked in. 7k+ words. || an alpha/beta/omega fic that is pretty damn hot and still manages to shoehorn intelligent political commentary on sg homosexuality laws in. I'm impressed.
Fandom:UNCLE  Pairing:Illya/Napoleon  Length:Oneshot  Genre:AU  Rating:PG/M  Wordcount:5K+  -ABO  -smut 
october 2015 by rie_chan
The Laundromat Affair by manic_intent
New York was having a swelteringly hot and humid summer. Napoleon had tried to beg leave from Waverly to escape northwards, maybe as far as Canada, but it had been vetoed - apparently, a mission was imminent. Bored, Napoleon spent his days driving around aimlessly in the morning in his Bentley and sleeping off the rest of the day in his air-conditioned penthouse, and so had been cruising down Brighton Beach, wondering whether he had the energy to park somewhere and walk down the shorefront, when he saw a familiar, tall blonde figure duck into a shop. Surprised, Napoleon slowed down. It was Illya: that height and cap were unmistakable. 4914 words.
Fandom:UNCLE  Pairing:Illya/Napoleon  Length:Oneshot  Wordcount:1K+  Rating:PG  Genre:Canon  -romance 
october 2015 by rie_chan
The Timeline of a Love Story series by fineandwittie
An exploration of the way in which our lovely trio got to where the fandom thinks they are. Heavy on the character exploration and light on the sex. 12050 words.
lovely fic talking about how the fall in love. Beautiful writing.
Fandom:UNCLE  Pairing:Illya/Napoleon  Length:Chaptered  Genre:Canon  Wordcount:10K+  Rating:PG  -domestic  -romance  -angst 
september 2015 by rie_chan

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