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Ordinary Numbers by BootsnBlossoms, Kryptaria
More than anything, Mike Taylor wanted to be ordinary. Being a genius, he learned early in life, meant people expected too much. A career at the MI6 Help Desk seemed the perfect way to guarantee a lifetime of obscurity, until he got a very unusual tech support call. 12ch. -- 44,168wds. Updated: 03/10/2013

[Bookmark notes: I don't even know how many times I've read this - can't believe I forgot to bookmark it here - definitely one of my top fandom favorites.]  fandom:JamesBond  Q/Bond  fanfic  AU  pre-slash  slash  pre-Skyfall  phone_call  Technology  HelpDesk  Banter  gifts  Pets  kitten  First_Meetings  Recovery/Healing  Misunderstandings/Miscommunications  humor  char(Bond):Q  char(Bond):Bond  char(Bond):Trevelyan  completed!  HaveRead  wds:40.000+ 
6 weeks ago by shibela
An Argument for Boredom - Only_1_Truth, roseforthethorns - James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
After leaving MI6, James Bond becomes a killer-for-hire. Unfortunately, he’s entirely too good at it, and it’s left him not only jaded but bored out of his fucking mind.

Enter Quincey Worthington. He’s rich, he’s a genius, he hates his father, and he’s bored. It’s a bad combo. It gets even worse when someone is sent to murder him… The chaos that ensues just might end well for both of them, and if nothing else, it certainly ends the boredom.
Fandom:JamesBond  Bond/Q  AU  different_first_meeting  civilian!Q  rating:nc-17  Words:12000-20000 
april 2019 by hpfan_8890
A Season for Giving - dhampir72 - James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Q had never been the sort of person to look forward to the holidays, having spent most of his past Christmases alone. But this year was different. He had a wreath on his door and fairy lights in the window and James Bond in his bed.

He also somehow found himself being auctioned off for charity at the annual MI6 holiday party.
Fandom:JamesBond  Bond/Q  secret_relationship  rating:pg-13  established  holiday  XMAS  Words:6000-9000 
april 2019 by hpfan_8890
A Careguide for Sick Quartermasters - Only_1_Truth, roseforthethorns - James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
When Q gets sick enough to be sent home by Eve, the last thing he expects is to be given a babysitter. He also doesn’t expect that babysitter to be a 00-agent… since agents are usually known for their ability to harm rather than heal.
Fandom:JamesBond  Bond/Q  rating:pg  Sick  preslash  Words:6000-9000 
april 2019 by hpfan_8890
people can surprise you (or not) - pdameron - James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“I’m not you, Bond. I don’t exactly have a technique for getting rich strangers to like me.”

“Just do your naive cute puppy thing, and they’ll be doting on you in no time,” Bond replies as he pulls up to the grand estate.

“My what?” Q asks incredulously. Bond doesn’t answer, simply giving him an indulgent smile. The fucker.

(or: 00q meets Gosford Park. Except not really.)
Fandom:JamesBond  Bond/Q  fake/pretend_relationship  pining  rating:pg-13  Words:9000-12000 
april 2019 by hpfan_8890
Plank Position - pikachumaniac - James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Two minutes in, he thinks, This is not so bad.
Four minutes in, he thinks, We have to be close to being finished, right?
Four and a half minutes in, he thinks, Good lord, I’m going to die.

In which Q thinks that if M wanted him to tender his resignation, there must be easier ways to do so than requiring him to meet MI6’s mandatory physical fitness requirements. Particularly when M sees fit to assign James Bond as his personal trainer.
Fandom:JamesBond  Bond/Q  rating:pg-13  Words:6000-9000 
april 2019 by hpfan_8890
00 Poltergeist - SvengoolieCat - James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Anon Prompt Fill #40: Ghost stories

James Bond might be dead, but that doesn't mean he's gone. (Resting in peace is for wusses) MI6's deadliest agent returns when they need him the most and teams up with the new Quartermaster to unravel the new threat to the agency.
Fandom:JamesBond  Bond/Q  AU  ghosts  rating:pg-13  canon_au  Words:9000-12000 
april 2019 by hpfan_8890
Stained Glass - AtoTheBean - James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
James is convinced that broken things, like himself, can't be beautiful. Q tries to show him another perspective.
Fandom:JamesBond  Bond/Q  rating:r  Numbered  angst  Words:12000-20000 
april 2019 by hpfan_8890
Appetite for Destruction - EllaStorm - James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Being the boyfriend of a double-O is a dangerous thing. Q learns that the hard way, in a cold, dark place between concrete walls, wires and syringes.
Fandom:JamesBond  Bond/Q  established  kidnapped  hurt!Q  almostnoncon  Words:1000-3000  rating:pg-13 
april 2019 by hpfan_8890
Forget The Plan (Apparently) - SolarMorrigan - James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Bond and Q go undercover as a couple in order to get some information. Some creative problem solving takes place
Fandom:JamesBond  Bond/Q  rating:pg-13  H/C  Words:1000-3000  fake/pretend_relationship 
april 2019 by hpfan_8890
Coping Strategies - roseforthethorns - James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Being in charge all the time has drawbacks. Being in charge with no effective strategies in place to deal with anxiety and feeling overwhelmed can send a certain Quartermaster teetering towards the edge with only James to pull him back.
Fandom:JamesBond  Bond/Q  rating:nc-17  Words:3000-6000  angst 
april 2019 by hpfan_8890
You, Me, and World Domination - SvengoolieCat - James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Prompt: Bond finding out that Q had hacked Mi6 in his youth and left his resume.

Bond and Q are captured in the field. Bond sees a whole new side to his favorite quartermaster, and he kind of likes it. (He says he doesn't but we all know he's lying.)
Bond/Q  rating:pg-13  kidnapped  Drugs  Words:1000-3000  preslash  Fandom:JamesBond 
april 2019 by hpfan_8890
July - Chapter 18 - SolarMorrigan - James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Prompts: "Identity" from the General Prompt Table and this anon prompt from the exchange: "Bond has never seen as many ghosts clinging to a person as his new Quartermaster"
Fandom:JamesBond  Bond/Q  preslash  angst  ghosts  magical_realism  Words:1000-3000  rating:pg-13 
april 2019 by hpfan_8890
July - Chapter 14 - SolarMorrigan - James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Prompts: "Shock" on the General Prompt Table and this prompt from the anon exchange: "00Q: an unthinking fervent kiss when it turns out one of them isn't actually dead/seriously injured e.g. accident in Q branch"
Fandom:JamesBond  Bond/Q  rating:pg-13  angst  Words:100-1000 
april 2019 by hpfan_8890
The rest is history - CMDAK - James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Q is a history teacher and James is the deputy headmaster with a strong urge to invite the new employee to lunch. And dinner. And his bed. And then breakfast. And then to repeat the whole process.
Fandom:JamesBond  Bond/Q  AU  civilian!Q  Teaching  rating:pg  Words:3000-6000 
april 2019 by hpfan_8890
The Arts of Domesticity - TheVineSpeaketh - James Bond (Craig movies), Skyfall (2012) - Fandom, SPECTRE (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
"He'd been lucky to find Q in his search for a roommate."

In which Bond is rooming with Civilian!Q, and things are great... or so he thought.
"Now that Q had some clue as to what was going on, James was able to tell the truth.

Well, to an extent."

For Q and James, life goes on. After James is gone for a few weeks, though, things seem to change. Again.
"James, c’mon mate, the first one read.

You can’t seriously tell me you’re not bored too, the second one read.

James quickly shot him a message back—Not bored, get a hobby—before looking back up at the screen. Holmes had moved his queen, and James frowned, unsure what Holmes was doing now. 'Have you been looking up chess strategies?'"

Things have been slow at MI6, and after Q leaves for work one night, Bond busies himself as best he can. Unfortunately, Alec's bored. Fortunately, when he inevitably shows up at Bond's apartment, he brings scotch.
"Slowly, he tore himself apart, heart and soul, convincing himself this was happiness. And Q was none the wiser."

Despite what Alec had said, James is still convinced that Q should avoid him at all costs. And then he gets a lead in an unsanctioned case that takes him all the way to Mexico City...

Heavily reliant on SPECTRE's plot. Thus, there are many spoilers ahead.
Fandom:JamesBond  Bond/Q  rating:pg-13  canon_au  civilian!Q  pining  Roommates  Words:12000-20000  series 
april 2019 by hpfan_8890
rapto - mistycodec - James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
play a record in reverse and the music becomes twisted, distorted, and fundamentally different. drop a record and it scratches, and will never play the same again
or, a scratched record of Skyfall, where Silva does not follow Bond to Scotland, but goes after Q instead
Sequel: rescat by AtoTheBean (
Fandom:JamesBond  Bond/Q  canon_au  rating:pg-13  hurt!Q  preslash  Words:6000-9000 
april 2019 by hpfan_8890

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