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You, Soft and Only by thehoyden
No Archive Warnings Apply, Undercover as a Couple, more traipsing through history, Possessive Behavior, not a single degree of chill from either of them
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He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.

“Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.
RATING:E  WORDS:9K  FAKERELATIONSHIP  SECRETRELATIONSHIP  UNDERCOVERASACOUPLE  FUCKINGWHILEPINING 
9 hours ago by thecrepening
human childcare for the occult (and ethereal) by suzkiblu
Missing Scene, Child Neglect, Babysitting, Nanny!Crowley - Freeform, Gardener!Aziraphale - Freeform, The Dowlings' A+ Parenting, Fake Marriage, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Weddings, Crack, Fluff and Crack, Crack Treated Seriously
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The Dowlings miraculously need a nanny and a gardener at the same time, and Aziraphale suggests they flip for it. Crowley takes one moment to picture Aziraphale nannying anyone and calls dibs. It’s not that Aziraphale’s terrible with humans, he’s just, well. Terrible with humans. Truly, truly terrible.

He doesn’t want to deal with Aziraphale getting metaphorically guillotined or kicking up security’s paranoia, basically. A gardener can be a little odd, and no one will notice or care. Except Warlock, perhaps, as the only other person with any real reason to spend much time out on the lawn, but Warlock’s the one they want noticing so that’ll be fine, Crowley’s sure.

Even if it does make him cringe a little, leaving Aziraphale in charge of the plants.
RATING:G  WORDS:11K  WARLOCK  BADPARENTING  FAKERELATIONSHIP  WEDDINGPLANNING  PINING  BROTHERFRANCIS  UNFORTUNATELY 
10 hours ago by thecrepening
lol_meme | 3216
I'M ONLY INTO IT FOR LADYSLASH SHIPS AND WHAT I WANT OUT OF THAT IS UNDERCOVER AS A COUPLE WHERE THEY HAVE TO MAKE OUT. // I WANT IT FOR KILLING EVE SO BADLY.
KILLINGEVE  VILLANEVE  LADYSLASH  UNDERCOVER  FAKERELATIONSHIP 
4 weeks ago by dd_again
lol_meme | 3215
THEY'RE PRETENDING TO BE A COUPLE FOR REASONS, MAYBE IN SPARTA, AND SOME JEALOUS LOCAL WARLORD IS SUGGESTING THAT THEY ARE FAKING THEIR MUTUAL DEVOTION AND PROBABLY WANT TO DESPOIL HIS BF/GF/WIFE. THEY COULD JUST MIRACLE AWAY BUT IT WOULD LOOK BAD ON THE QUARTERLY REPORTS AND ALSO THEY SECRETLY DON'T WANT TO SO INSTEAD THEY PLAY SEMI PUBLIC SEXY CHICKEN AND FEEL GUILTY ABOUT LIKING IT.
GOODOMENS  AZIRAPHALE/CROWLEY  DUDESLASH  UNDERCOVER  FAKERELATIONSHIP 
4 weeks ago by dd_again
To Know His Heart
With his reputation in tatters, Tyler will do anything to save his family's name - including marrying a man he hardly knows.
fic  au  historical  regency  hockey  slash  rpf  canon_not_required  fakerelationship  rating:nc-17 
5 weeks ago by krytella
Bourbon & Aspirin - geminiangel
Gibbs is forced to marry Tony (who was born in Italy and due to a clerical mistake never became a US citizen) in order for Tony to retain his position at NCIS. [118,126 words]
ncis  gibbs/dinozzo  geminiangel  fakerelationship  marriage 
9 weeks ago by cunningplan
In Carven Oak - bubbysbub
It's Yule time when Bilbo arrives back in the Shire- with a host of Dwarrow at his back, the sentimental lugs. Except now the assorted Aunts and Uncles have gotten quite the wrong idea in their excited interrogation, and he's stuck pretending that he's married a few of the hairy fellows.

If he could just get through the assorted required Baggins and Took social events without outing himself as a complete fibber or drunkenly attempting to kiss Dwalin and Thorin under the mistletoe, it may just be a Yule miracle. [26,293 words]
thehobbit  bilbo/thorin/dwalin  bubbysbub  holiday  au:everyonelives  fakerelationship 
9 weeks ago by cunningplan
we’ll make a brand new start of it (in old new york) - misantlery
“Just to be clear,” Andrew says. “You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend at a party to spite your high school bully and your high school girlfriend and possibly the entire state of Ohio?”

Steven giggles. “Spite’s such a harsh word. Shock and impress, maybe.”

“For a man of faith you’re being awfully morally flexible about this,” Andrew says. [9,626 words]
buzzfeed  worthit  andrew/steven  misantlery  fakerelationship  reunion 
9 weeks ago by cunningplan
enigma_kar - A Bond of Matrimony
“What’s to prepare for?” Bond spoke up, a hint of a smirk gracing his lips.

“Oh, let’s see,” Q said, his voice dripping with sarcasm as he turned to look at Bond. “Leaving aside the difficult data retrieval I’m supposed to carry out, there’s that tiny point of having to pretend I’m married to you!”

“Come now, darling. It won’t be that hard,” Bond said.

“Oh my god,” Q moaned, barely refraining from putting his head into his hands.
jamesbond  james.bond/q  enigma_kar  fakerelationship  undercover  declaration  h/c  wc:10000-25000  saveme 
april 2019 by silentfire
you've got me feeling emotions (deeper than i've ever dreamed of) - wardo_wedidit
“Um,” he tries, suddenly concentrating very hard on his shoelaces. “I have what is probably a very, very stupid idea. What if… I pretended to be your boyfriend?”

// Or: David thinks he's come up with the perfect mutually beneficial arrangement with Patrick, but it isn't long before things start to get complicated. [31,131 words]
shittscreek  david/patrick  wardo_wedidit  fakerelationship  reunion  bedsharing  au:canon 
april 2019 by cunningplan
Real life isn't a movie (life doesn't make narrative sense) - dearericbittle (dutchmoxie)
Somehow accidentally insulting a hot guy in a coffee shop leads to pretending to be his boyfriend in front of a house full of werewolves. Stiles Stilinski is living his best life and making the most of his Hallmark movie moment. [11,586 words]
teenwolf  derek/stiles  dearericbittle  au:firstmeeting  fakerelationship  meetthefamily  holiday  lawenforcement/military  via:cunningplan 
april 2019 by yarngeek
Real life isn't a movie (life doesn't make narrative sense) - dearericbittle (dutchmoxie)
Somehow accidentally insulting a hot guy in a coffee shop leads to pretending to be his boyfriend in front of a house full of werewolves. Stiles Stilinski is living his best life and making the most of his Hallmark movie moment. [11,586 words]
teenwolf  derek/stiles  dearericbittle  au:firstmeeting  fakerelationship  meetthefamily  holiday  lawenforcement/military 
april 2019 by cunningplan
Annie D: Not Part of the Plan
Castiel's spent most of his adult life keeping his head down and staying out of trouble. This is a deliberate choice on his part, because as a cousin of the King, he'd rather stay unimportant and forgotten. This changes abruptly when King Michael decides that he has a better use for Castiel: he is to be wed to a noble member of the neighboring Republic, as part of an agreement between their two nations. Castiel knows he has to obey, but that doesn't mean he won't rebel in what small ways he can. Unexpectedly, his actions end up having far-reaching consequences.

In which Cas has a one night stand with Dean to lose his virginity before his arranged marriage, then discovers he's engaged to Sam (oops), then Sam runs away so Cas marries Dean to avoid a scandal... and THEN things get complicated! Gorgeous slow burn romance with plenty of plot and even more tropes.
fic  supernatural  slash  dean/castiel  au  marriage  fakerelationship  pining  phone&radio  angst  captive  undercover  smut  kink  >100K  +2018-02 
february 2019 by spatz

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