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Stuck in the Middle - DontOffendTheBees - WIP
"Dirk returns to the Ridgely after an impromptu jaunt across the Nordic wilderness, and finds life has moved on somewhat in his absence. With Farah camping in his bedroom, Bart and Ken living in (alleged) domestic bliss, and Todd freshened up and back on the dating scene, he finds himself with no one to commiserate with but his agoraphobic landlady Amanda; who, sadly, remains the one person he can never be truly honest with, on account of the whole 'lying to get the flat' thing.
A superbly bad idea, in retrospect.
Return to the domestic mayhem as the sadder but wiser six grapple their way through the maze of adult life; featuring quests for belonging, self-actualisation, and hobbies that don't involve shooting each other with paint."
beta  AU  Fandom:Dirk_Gently's_Holistic_Detective_Agency  Fandom:Spaced  AU:fusion  series  humor  angst  fluff  Pairing:Dirk/Todd  Pairing:Farah/Amanda  Pairing:Bart/Ken  Rating:Teen  Character:Dirk_Gently  Character:Todd_Broztman  Character:Farah_Black  Character:Amanda_Broztman  Character:Ken_Adams  fake_relationship  slow_burn 
16 days ago by juniper-and-lamplight
The Thunderous Roll of a Tropic Sea (the moonlit memory I can't seem to lose) - phnelt - Leverage [Archive of Our Own]
Hardison and Parker have their heads pressed together. He can’t see Parker’s face, but he can see the way Hardison is smiling at her with his eyes, full of affection. Not for the first time, Eliot wishes he could walk over and slide onto the loveseat next to Parker like he belonged there with them. He lets himself fantasize about it for just a second: how Parker would lean into his side, Hardison would reach out and grab his hand, smile at him just like he was smiling now.

In order to stop an arms deal, Eliot and Hardison have to pretend to be married.
fic  f:Leverage  het  slash  poly  s:Parker/Hardison/Eliot  fake_relationship  undercover  getting-together  'ao3 
21 days ago by esther_a
people can surprise you (or not) - pdameron - James Bond (Craig movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“I’m not you, Bond. I don’t exactly have a technique for getting rich strangers to like me.”

“Just do your naive cute puppy thing, and they’ll be doting on you in no time,” Bond replies as he pulls up to the grand estate.

“My what?” Q asks incredulously. Bond doesn’t answer, simply giving him an indulgent smile. The fucker.

(or: 00q meets Gosford Park. Except not really.)
fic  f:JamesBond  slash  s:unspecified  casefic  fake_relationship  undercover  getting-together  'ao3 
5 weeks ago by esther_a
The Long Con (Don't Kid Yourself) - phlintandsteel - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
The door to the common room of their alpha frat house bursts open, revealing Tony Stark, the president of their sister omega sorority and current crush of over half the fraternity members.

“I’ll give a hundred thousand dollars to the first alpha who volunteers to be my fiance,” he says, no preamble.

Bucky’s hand shoots into the air, almost of its own accord.
a/b/o  fic  f:Marvel  f:Avengers  slash  s:Tony/Bucky  AU  AU:modern_day/real_world  AU:Worldbuilding  fake_relationship  'ao3  marriage:weddings/proposals 
8 weeks ago by esther_a
Knights in Shining Armor - naktibalda - Marvel [Archive of Our Own]
Trope: please be my fake boyfriend to get my ex off my back


“Listen, I don’t know you but my gut tells me you’re a good guy,” Tony barrels on. Not that he should trust his gut after Ty but he’s really out of options. “I know this’ll sound crazy but I need your help. My ex has been stalking me for two days now. He’s really not happy about the break up and I thought he’d be over it after two months but he’s not. Anyway, would you maybe not be opposed to pretend to be here with me so he’d back off?”
fic  f:Marvel  f:MCU  f:Avengers  s:Tony/Steve  s:Steve/Bucky  fake_relationship  short  'ao3  AU  AU:modern_day/real_world 
9 weeks ago by esther_a
down the mountain runs - blackkat - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
“I can't stop,” Tobirama protests, but he shrugs on the yukata and slides down with a sigh that sounds like relief. Pauses, eyes snapping open again, and rolls up. “I forgot to record the seal variation as it applies to a shorter stay in the pocket dimension—”

Obito catches his shoulder and hauls him back down as he settles on the far edge of the futon. “Yeah, no, your solution to keeping me in the Senju Clan was a fake relationship, you're not messing around with any seals involving Kamui right now. Go the fuck to sleep.”
fic  id:blackkat  f:Naruto  timetravel  fixit  fake_relationship  s:unspecified  short  'ao3 
9 weeks ago by esther_a
Oh! You Pretty Things - CloudAtlas
Clint wasn't available to be Kate's fake date for this awful dinner party so, like any self respecting adult, Kate advertised on Craigslist for one.
fic  f:Marvel  f:Marvel-616  AU:modern_day/real_world  femslash  fake_relationship  s:unspecified  short  'ao3 
10 weeks ago by esther_a
Do You Remember Love? - psiten - Voltron: Legendary Defender [Archive of Our Own]
Almost ten years after the Paladins saved this reality, and all the rest of them, they face what may be their greatest challenge of all: make Shiro seem boring, because if they don't, their real mission can't even start. Can they do it? Will their plan fail? Most importantly, will Bii Boh-Bii ever forgive them for ruining his artistic vision with their petty real life relationship drama?

"Wow. It's like I stepped into a movie."

"You did," Veronica told Curtis. She could barely contain her smile as she pushed her glasses up on her nose. This was her favorite part. "The 'Where Are They Now?' documentary segment of the Voltron Legendary Defender finale will be filming in late summer/early fall. We plan to use it to solidify the fake marriage story with the media. Your first mission objective is to have the world's most cliché and boring whirlwind romance, such that when documentary filming happens, the directors have nothing to say about it except, 'And they lived happily ever after, we guess.' Any questions?"
fic  id:psiten  f:Voltron  slash  s:Shiro/Keith  established_relationship  fake_relationship  social-media  futurefic  fixit  humor  explicit  extra-long  'ao3 
august 2019 by esther_a
human childcare for the occult (and ethereal) - suzukiblu - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
The Dowlings miraculously need a nanny and a gardener at the same time, and Aziraphale suggests they flip for it. Crowley takes one moment to picture Aziraphale nannying anyone and calls dibs. It’s not that Aziraphale’s terrible with humans, he’s just, well. Terrible with humans. Truly, truly terrible.

He doesn’t want to deal with Aziraphale getting metaphorically guillotined or kicking up security’s paranoia, basically. A gardener can be a little odd, and no one will notice or care. Except Warlock, perhaps, as the only other person with any real reason to spend much time out on the lawn, but Warlock’s the one they want noticing so that’ll be fine, Crowley’s sure.

Even if it does make him cringe a little, leaving Aziraphale in charge of the plants.
fic  id:suzukiblu  f:GoodOmens  slash  s:Aziraphale/Crowly  getting-together  fake_relationship  kidfic  'ao3 
august 2019 by esther_a
if we never see daylight - dirty_diana - Iron Fist (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Danny gets arrested.


Ward checks out of the windows for aliens or ninjas or anything exploding, but it's just the usual New York skyline lit brighter than the moon. "Should I get my gun?" he asks."

"No!" Danny says loudly. Then he takes a breath, and tries again. He tucks his thumbs into the sleeves of his hoodie. "It's more like a personal favor."
fic  f:Marvel  f:IronFist  slash  s:unspecified  marriage:arranged  fake_relationship  getting-together  cute  'ao3 
august 2019 by esther_a
You, Soft and Only - FayJay - Good Omens [Archive of Our Own]
He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.

“Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.
nf  podfic  id:fayjay  id:TheHoyden  f:GoodOmens  s:Aziraphale/Crowly  fake_relationship 
july 2019 by esther_a
The Lazy Man's Guide to Finding Love - GremlinSR - Naruto [Archive of Our Own]
Shikamaru’s parents are pressuring him to pick a wife before he becomes clan head. Neji’s clan is getting ready to marry him off to a stuffy Hyuuga unless he puts forward a better candidate. Good thing Shikamaru’s a genius and can see the obvious (and easy) solution to both their problems.
fic  f:Naruto  slash  s:unspecified  marriage:arranged  fake_relationship  getting-together  explicit  'ao3  id:GremlinSR 
july 2019 by esther_a
You, Soft and Only - thehoyden - Good Omens (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
He hadn’t expected a sudden lapful of angel.

“Very sorry about this,” Aziraphale said, and kissed him.
fic  id:TheHoyden  f:GoodOmens  s:Aziraphale/Crowly  fake_relationship  slow-burn  explicit  'ao3  TV-verse 
july 2019 by esther_a
A Little Positive Publicity - Jedi Buttercup (jedibuttercup) - Tin Man (2007) [Archive of Our Own]
What was DG really scared of, anyway? That Cain would say no? They'd already rescued each other from much worse than a little awkwardness.
fic  id:JediButtercup  f:TinMan  het  s:DG/Wyatt  fake_relationship  post-canon  short  'ao3 
july 2019 by esther_a
Autumn Reveries - qikiqtarjuaq - 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù [Archive of Our Own]
Wei Wuxian expected to hear news of Jiang Yanli’s marriage to Jin Zixuan when she came to Yiling. Instead, she brought with her reports of a sinister plot, along with a shocking marriage offer from Lan Wangji.
fic  f:MDZS  slash  s:WeiWuxian/LanWangJi  fake_relationship  AU  AU:canon_divergence  fixit  getting-together  'ao3  anonymous  awesome  plotty  f:MXTX 
june 2019 by esther_a
the cost of a thing by quiettewandering
16 months ago, Cas became human.

12 months ago, Cas left the bunker and a broken-hearted Dean behind.

Now they must work a case together, where married couples are dying mysterious deaths and the only way to earn the neighbors' trust is by pretending to be married. Slowly, Dean finds that he loves being in a relationship with Cas, fake or not, and Cas finds his loneliness retreating, despite the harsh reality looming right around the corner. As Dean and Cas navigate this fake, but all too real, relationship, can they find the monster that is on a mysteriously motivated killing spree before it’s too late?
Supernatural  Castiel_Dean  chapter  complete  rating:M  canon_divergence  angst  fake_relationship  human!cas  slow_burn  romance  casefic  length:74k 
june 2019 by emi.caro

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