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Think Once, Think Twice - Fahye
""Ooh, or," drawls Gina, lounging against the nearest desk, "is this another bet?"

Jake is still looking at Amy. They stare at each other for a long beat, and in Jake's face Amy sees something bitter now, lit by the same flicker of recklessness that was there when he wagered his only valuable possession for the chance to humiliate her. And Amy lost, and wore a stupid dress with a giant bow, and Jake somehow managed to send pictures of her in that dress to every single one of her brothers.

"Yep," she says, beating him to it. "First one to cry annulment is a rotten egg."

"First one to cry annulment covers the other's weekends for six months," Jake says instantly.

Amy narrows her eyes. "For a year.""
b99  b99:jake/amy  fahye  canon-based  firsttime  weddingfic  fake-relationship  humor  pining  R  length:30-50k  saved:WILL 
17 hours ago by citibyrd
A Family Man - thistidalwave
Julius wasn't generally one for the bar on a Tuesday evening, but the office gossip that day had made clear to him that if he wanted to show up his competition and secure his promotion once and for all, he'd better bring a plus one to the company holiday party on Friday.
#society-of-gentlemen  *harry/julius  first-time  fake-relationship  au  modern!au  web:ao3  rating:pg-13  word:5-10k  yuletide  writer:thistidalwave 
january 2019 by christycorr
Simple Math - foxxcub - Inception (2010) [Archive of Our Own]
""So," Eames says slowly, leaning back against the school wall as he idly taps his cigarette. "We've got a problem here."

or, The Fake Boyfriend High School AU"
fic  ao3  inception  arthur/eames  E  foxxcub  C  multi  AU  series  highschool  fake-relationship  bbs 
december 2018 by wellfourthings
Love among the Hydrothermal Vents - DevilDoll - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
In which Namor has a thing for Steve, an octopus has a thing for Tony, and Steve and Tony eventually have a thing for each other.
fandom:Marvel  uni:MCU  ship:steve/tony  get-together  fake-relationship  namor  jealous!tony  fighting-boys  length:20k-50k 
november 2018 by Capnshellhead
a tower to broadcast all our dark dreams - coloredink
"Jack didn't drag me anywhere I didn't want to go. I'm happy to assist with the case, and we've already proven that we can cohabitate without undue distress."

"Yeah, well, I still think it's stupid," Will muttered.

"We do fit the profile," Hannibal said. "A couple from different social strata; recently cohabiting; homosexual. That's not what offends you, is it?" Hannibal added.

(Or: Hannibal and Will have to pretend to be a couple for a case. Everything goes downhill from there.)
#hannibal  *will/hannibal  fake-relationship  first-time  flatmates  pet  au  canon!au  writer:coloredink  web:ao3  word:50-100k  rating:nc-17  domesticity 
september 2018 by christycorr
Once Upon a Dream - objectlesson
[The one where they go to Disneyland and fake date each other to "convince" Louis' "ex" he's unavailable]

"“You want to act like…like boyfriends, tomorrow?” he asks, a whole new wave of anxiety bubbling up in his throat, palms suddenly hot and sticky. Louis, wants him to act like his boyfriend. Is asking him to. His fucking ears are ringing, so he feels like he has to force himself to speak very quietly lest he actually shout. “And what would that entail?” he chokes out, not even able to hear himself.

“I told you, you don’t have to,” Louis says miserably. “But like…it wouldn’t be that terrible, yeah? Like how hard would be be to convince Zayn we were together? Just…hold hands? Act cute? Maybe a kiss or two at most?”"
1d  1d:harry/louis  objectlesson  AU  firsttime  fake-relationship  pining  aww  length:20-30k  NC-17  saved:mobi 
august 2018 by citibyrd
Untitled, redux - Helenish
Arthur, extraordinarily capable by any standard, is not exactly built for certain types of subterfuge.
#inception  *arthur/eames  first-time  fake-relationship  rating:nc-17  web:ao3  writer:helenish  word:1-5k 
june 2018 by christycorr
Untitled - helenish
Eames has known Arthur for more than a decade, since he was just Cobb’s psychotic little shadow, and has never once heard him use the word "boyfriend."
#inception  *arthur/eames  pre-slash  ust  futurefic  writer:helenish  word:1-5k  web:ao3  rating:r  fake-relationship 
june 2018 by christycorr
Something Smart to Do - kianspo
In which Jim finds himself fake-married to his first officer every other month. It's not his fault. Mostly. Dowries and Klingons are involved. Starfleet is decidedly not amused.
#star-trek-reboot  *kirk/spock  first-time  wedding  fake-relationship  listfic  writer:kianspo  web:ao3  rating:r  word:10-30k  !! ❤ 
june 2018 by christycorr
Wild Love - purpledaisy
[The one where Harry and Louis are friends who decide to try out dating for 40 days as an experiment - background Niall/Zayn]

"It’s around then that the memory of Central Park peeks out in Louis’s mind again and pushes its way to the front and right out of his mouth. “In other news,” Louis says during the next lull, unsure of where his interruption has come in the argument, “Harry asked me out on Wednesday.”

Harry’s sharp, “Louis,” coincides with Zayns, “Oh fuck,” and Niall choking on whatever he last put in his mouth.

Louis smiles, pleased at the reaction as he takes a sip from his mimosa. “Was that confidential?”

“I hate you,” Harry says conversationally, in the way he’s said it so many times before.

“I’ve been thinking about it,” Louis says, ignoring Zayn and Niall’s curious gazes, “And I think I might be into it.” He’s not sure he’s thought it through fully but he’s had a few idle ideas rolling around the past few days."
1d  1d:harry/louis  purpledaisy  AU  firsttime  fake-relationship  angst  aww  NC-17  length:100-200k  saved:mobi  favorite 
may 2018 by citibyrd
Are We Pretending
Bellamy just came for the coffee. But when a pretty blonde asks for his help to avoid an angry ex-boyfriend, he agrees to pretend to be her boyfriend. Fistfights, pet names and stitches ensue.
series:the-100  pairing:clarke/bellamy  au:modern  abused!clarke  trigger:domestic-abuse  doctor!clarke  lawyer!bellamy  character:clarke-griffin  character:bellamy-blake  wordcount:1k-5k  fake-relationship 
november 2017 by frannie_pants
Escape Hatch
Clarke uses Bellamy to avoid her mother. It's just a kiss, and it's just a distraction, but between the two of them there's no such thing. ft. amused!Raven
series:the-100  pairing:clarke/bellamy  drabble  first-kiss  character:clarke-griffin  character:bellamy-blake  character:raven-reyes  fake-relationship 
november 2017 by frannie_pants
lying is the most fun a boy can have - seventhstar
“Let me see?” Carla leaned over his arm to look at his phone. “Who’s that in your wallpaper? Isn’t that the guy you were getting all those pictures of?”


Yuuri sucked in a breath, fully prepared to undergo the humiliation of having to explain who Viktor Nikiforov was and fully aware that every time he talked about Viktor, he gave people the impression that there was something definitely wrong with him.

“Who is he, a friend?” Carla nudged him in the side with her elbow. Yuuri moved away. “Your boyfriend?”

“Well—” How to explain, Yuuri thought, that he was a Viktor Nikiforov stan and that photographs of Viktor cuddling his poodle always made him smile, without looking creepy? “He’s, uh…”

“Oh my god,” Carla said. Her mouth dropped open. “You have a boyfriend. Is that why you keep turning down dates? You should have said! And here I am hitting on you like an idiot. Oh, man, James is going to die, he’s been trying to get you to have dinner with him for like two semesters, he thought he was wearing you down! Yuuri. You are such a heartbreaker.”
#yurionice  *victor/yuuri  au  canon!au  first-time  fluff  writer:seventhstar  web:ao3  fake-relationship  rating:r  word:10-30k 
september 2017 by christycorr
The Gentlewizard Club - Sophie_French
[The one where Harry and Draco are auror partners and they pretend to date so Harry can sponsor Draco for an exclusive club]

""Meaning in the meantime, we have to get to know each other very well," Draco continued, ignoring Harry completely.

"Draco, I'm not sure-"

"We are going to do this. And we are going to be incredible." Draco was beyond excitement now. His face had lit up and he was talking animatedly. "We are going to blow their mind with our amazing chemistry." He stood up at once and started pacing the room, muttering to himself.

Shit. What was Harry supposed to do? He knew, deep inside, that no matter what Draco did, no matter what he said, he never ever had a single chance to be accepted into the Club. He had only challenged Langdon because the guy had been an obnoxious prick. But now? He started to think it had been a huge mistake.
hp  hp:harry/draco  sophie_french  canon-based  firsttime  futurefic  pining  fake-relationship  NC-17  length:30-50k  saved:mobi 
august 2017 by citibyrd
Draw The Line (Need To Know That You're Mine)
Five times Even pretends to be Isak's boyfriend, and one time there's no pretend at all.

Or the 5+1 Fake Boyfriend Evak AU we all deserve.
skam  even/isak  fluff  fake-relationship 
may 2017 by eenitsujj
Mostly Ceremonial - Sixthlight
Peter and Nightingale have to get married for MAGIC CEREMONY REASONS. People have opinions about this.
#rivers-of-london  *peter/nightingale  fake-relationship  first-time  rating:r  word:10-30k  writer:sixthlight  recced  gossip  humour  fluff  web:ao3  outsider-pov  !! ❤  from twitter
april 2017 by christycorr
California Sold - isthatyoularry
[The one where Harry and Louis are childhood friends, Louis is demi, and agrees to fake date Harry to help his coming out process]

"He swallows quietly, closing his eyes for one moment to contemplate. His job as a sub ends on Friday, when the actual teacher comes back from maternity leave, and his Mum and siblings are good on the babysitting front as Fizzy is still living at home.

“How soon do you need me?” he asks.

“Now,” Harry whispers."
1d  1d:harry/louis  isthatyoularry  AU  firsttime  famous/not  acefic  fake-relationship  coming-out  aww  R  length:100-200k  saved:mobi 
february 2017 by citibyrd
have & hold - arriviste
Enjolras has not only fake-married an alcoholic annoyance who doesn't take anything he says or does seriously, he somehow did it while Jehan was live-tweeting the civil ceremony. He's fighting for marriage equality, but the evidence overwhelmingly points to the fact that marriage as an institution is dead, and that he has personally helped administer its Barthesian coup de grâce.
fake-relationship  oblivious/pining  first-time  !! ❤  word:30-50k  #les-mis  web:ao3  rating:nc-17  *enjolras/grantaire  writer:arriviste 
november 2016 by christycorr
After Remus drunkenly proposes himself as Sirius' boyfriend and Sirius jocosely concurs, Remus hopes the incident will be forgotten in the morning, regarded as a stupid, wine-induced mistake, but Sirius doesn't let go of the joke, which leads to mutual pining, sexual tension, public declarations of love in horrible French, and maybe, the start of something real.
remus/sirius  smut  harrypotter  fake-relationship 
july 2016 by eenitsujj

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