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Boeuf Mystère - galwednesday - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“Quick question,” Bucky said.

Steve looked up, but didn’t stop moving passports and stacks of cash into a nondescript blue duffel, his mind busily ticking through logistics. He’d grab the glock taped behind the hidden drawer in the desk on their way out, and they could buy new clothes once they got across the border into neutral territory, so they didn’t need much else, apart from whatever Bucky wanted to bring. One duffle should be enough. “Yeah, honey?”

“What the fuck.”
mcu  steve/bucky  ficlet  adorable  establishedrelationship  failboats  modern!au  !au  author:galwednesday 
september 2018 by thatdamneddame
(trying to) break through - coffeeinallcaps - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
At first, it’s just sex.

It’s good sex – Derek comes every time, Stiles comes every time, says things like “whoa,” and “do that again, yeah, yeah, like that, fuck,” – but still: it’s just sex. They don’t speak much, at first. They don’t kiss as much as bite down on each other’s bottom lips and breathe heavily into each other’s mouths when they’re about to blow their load. Derek is not sure if it qualifies as kissing at all. He’s not sure if he wants it to.

(He’s not sure why he wants it to.)
author:coffeeinallcaps  derek/stiles  teenwolf  gettogether  yesplease  canon  failboats  emotionalconstipation 
january 2015 by thatdamneddame
Manual Instruction - Hsuany - Teen Wolf (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
"Dude, I'm telling you, it's everywhere." Stiles is upset that Scott cannot seem to grasp his distress.

Scott chews slack-jawed on a Twizzler and says, "Are you sure this isn't like that time in eighth grade when the history channel convinced you that aliens built the pyramids?"

(aka the fic where derek has a secret job drawing pics for instruction manuals, and secretly uses Stiles as his model)
derek/stiles  teenwolf  author:Hsuany  gettogether  futurefic  1-5k  failboats 
november 2014 by thatdamneddame
florahart | Fic: "Opportunity for Advancement" (Kirk/McCoy, NC17)
Jim isn't about to keep Bones from accepting a really good offer; also, talking about feelings is hard.
author:florahart  startrek  kirk/mccoy  establishedrelationship  failboats 
november 2014 by thatdamneddame
I'm just a soul (whose intentions are good) - storm_petrel - The Losers (2010), The Losers [Archive of Our Own]
Explosions, broken toes, and blood transfusions, or, the long and mostly-incompetent courtship of Cougar by Jensen.
author:storm_petrel  thelosers  cougar/jensen  gettogether  failboats  1-5k 
august 2014 by thatdamneddame
This Shifting Ground
In which Louis, law student, is the cheeky waiter to Harry’s dates. This is how it starts.
Author:Zarah5  Fandom:OneDirection  Harry/Louis  Liam/Zayn  Niall/OFC  Harry  Liam  Louis  Niall  Zayn  AU  College  Pining  FailBoats  FriendsToLovers  Friendship  Fic  Complete  25k 
september 2013 by jstong
This Is No Bridget Jones
“Harry," Zayn feels like he’s losing it, "Harry, you know my life isn't a romantic comedy, right? No matter how much you try and make it one."

"Please, I've seen Love, Actually like... thirty times," Harry says, grinning. "This is going to be so much better.”
Author:Nicheinhischest  Fandom:OneDirection  Niall/Zayn  Liam/Danielle  Liam/Zayn  Harry/Louis  Harry  Louis  Liam  Niall  Zayn  AU  College  Pining  UST  UnrequitedLove  FailBoats  FriendsToLovers  Friendship  Fic  Kiss  Complete  >50k 
september 2013 by jstong
Bright Light City (Gonna Set My Soul on Fire)
Harry frowns. He holds up an arm to inspect his tan, but it's too bright and his sunglasses too shaded to really tell. "He's homesick, I think," Harry says, but he knows that's not it, exactly. He is homesick, they all are, sick of living out of suitcases and hotels, sick of wearing the same clothes every other day, but it's different for Liam; something more like heart sick. Unsettled, like he doesn’t know where to be homesick for anymore. He doesn't seem sad about the break-up, not anymore, just a little... lost. And maybe Harry isn't as good at cheering him up as Louis, not as good at giving advice as Zayn, but if he's good at something it's being a distraction.

Or

Harry and Liam accidentally get married in Vegas.
Author:Brojan  Fandom:OneDirection  Harry/Liam  Harry  Liam  Louis  Zayn  Niall  Misunderstanding  Pining  FailBoats  Heartbreak  Marriage  AccidentalRelationship  Divorce  Fic  Complete  >10k 
september 2013 by jstong
I Think You Have a Problem With Your Brain Being Missing
The one where Nick has a five month limit and Louis has pneumonia.

Part 2 of the The One Where... series
Author:Checkthemargins  Fandom:OneDirection  Louis/Nick  Harry  Louis  Liam  Niall  Zayn  Nick  Misunderstanding  BreakUp  Sickness  FailBoats  Fic  Complete  Series  >10k 
august 2013 by jstong
Beginning at the Singular Beginning of Your Smile
Harry has a thing for Nick. Nick has a thing for someone else. That person is Harry's best friend.

Louis' life gets a little complicated. He blames science.
Author:Alison  Fandom:OneDirection  Louis/Nick  Liam  Louis  Niall  Harry  Nick  Zayn  Pining  FailBoats  Heartbreak  Misunderstanding  Communication  UnrequitedLove  Kiss  Blowjob  HandJob  Fic  Complete  >15k 
august 2013 by jstong
Get Another Coal on the Fake Fire
In Louis’ defense, this had seemed like a smashing idea with high potential for success six weeks ago when he’d first thought of it.

“I get that you’re jealous and all,” Zayn adds, “because—we all get it, yeah? Harry’s got like a million mates now outside of the band and he’s never around when we’re home—but it has never occurred to me that this problem might be solved by one of us sucking Grimmy’s dick.”
Author:Magneticwave  Fandom:OneDirection  Louis/Nick  Harry  Louis  Nick  Liam  Zayn  Zayn/Perrie  Blowjob  HandJob  Hookup  HateSex  FailBoats  Fic  Complete  >15k 
august 2013 by jstong
Sing When You're Winning
Harry is fifteen minutes late to the office on the day Louis Tomlinson comes out as gay.

 

 Or, the one where Harry's a chronically underpaid magazine intern and Louis is the Premier League's first gay footballer and pretty much the last thing they need is each other.
Author:Hazmesentir  Fandom:OneDirection  Harry/Louis  Zayn/Perrie  Harry  Louis  Liam  Perrie  Niall  Zayn  AU  Football  ComingOut  FailBoats  Pining  Misunderstanding  Fic  Complete  >75k 
august 2013 by jstong
A Grocery List Pinned to Blue
After eight years, Louis finally has everything he's wanted. Except for Harry.
Author:Dangerbears  Fandom:OneDirection  Harry/Louis  Harry  Louis  Liam  Niall  Zayn  AU  Law  BreakUp  Pining  FailBoats  Misunderstanding  Heartbreak  Communication  Fic  Complete  >15k 
august 2013 by jstong
Instalments
Harry falls in love with a wealthy client. They both pay for it, in instalments. Pretty Woman AU
Author:Junkshop_disco  Fandom:OneDirection  Fandom:RPF  Harry/Nick  AU  Rentboy  Blowjob  Kiss  FailBoats  Misunderstanding  Fic  Complete  >50k  Niall  Liam  Louis  Zayn  Harry  Nick 
august 2013 by jstong
Nothing Else but Us Right Here
Louis sighs and gives himself a mental pep talk as he smooths his jumper down over his hips. He can do this. He can resist the draw of Harry Styles, because he is a responsible, mature adult, and as much as he wants to tangle his fingers in that mess of hair and map those ridiculous tattoos with his tongue, he does not want to get his daughter’s favorite teacher fired.
Author:Supernope  Fandom:OneDirection  Harry/Louis  AU  Kidfic  Misunderstanding  FailBoats  Pining  Fic  Complete  >35k 
august 2013 by jstong
Don't Take Love Off the Table Yet
A wedding planner AU, in which Louis plans absolutely fucking flawless weddings, until he tries to plan Liam's wedding to Danielle.
Author:Harriet_Vane  Fandom:OneDirection  Liam/Louis  Harry/Nick  Liam/Danielle  Zayn/Perrie  Liam/Zayn  Liam  Louis  Harry  Niall  Zayn  Nick  AU  Wedding  Marriage  Pining  FailBoats  Misunderstanding  BreakUp  Fic  Complete  >25k 
july 2013 by jstong
Truly, Madly, Deeply (10 Things I Hate About You)
The first Louis had heard of Harry auditioning for X Factor was the night he'd turned up on Louis' doorstep the day before leaving for Boot Camp, with a DVD and an illicit bottle of vodka.

Thing was, Louis hated secrets, and he really hated being made a fool of, and he really, really hated Harry Styles.

or: the one in which they're all in sixth form together, and Harry auditions for X Factor without them.
Author:Sunsetmog  Fandom:OneDirection  Harry/Louis  Harry  Louis  Liam  Niall  Zayn  Liam/Danielle  Zayn/Perrie  AU  Highschool  Kink:FirstTime  Blowjob  HandJob  Warning:Violence  Warning:Homophobia  Warning:Bullying  ComingOut  Pining  FailBoats  Drugs  Drinking  Hurt/Comfort  Fic  Complete  >50k 
july 2013 by jstong
Trade All My Tomorrows for Just One Yesterday
"Basically, I'm a superhero," says Louis. "But only today."

A Groundhog Day AU. Louis gets stuck in one terrible day on tour, over and over and over again.
Author:Harriet_Vane  Fandom:OneDirection  Liam/Louis  Harry/Niall  Zayn/Perrie  Louis  Liam  Niall  Harry  Zayn  AU  Groundhog  Pining  FailBoats  Misunderstanding  BreakUp  Kiss  Hurt/Comfort  Fic  Complete  >25k 
july 2013 by jstong
Hold a Hand For Cover
They’ve still got all the money in the world, all the big nights and bigger houses, all the people at their doors with singles and album deals and promises of more, they still have all of that, and they will forever. The only thing they’ve burnt through is each other.

Or, two years after the band, Harry and Louis bump into each other for the first time.
Author:Vashtaneradas  Fandom:OneDirection  Harry/Louis  Harry/OFC  Cheating  Pining  FailBoats  Harry  Liam  Louis  Niall  Zayn  Future  BreakUp  Fic  Complete  >15k 
july 2013 by jstong

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