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turkey pie kiss firework
Your conversation with your mom is less informative than your conversation with your sister. You text:
> Hey so are you kicking me out of the house for Thanksgiving or what
She responds:
> Dont put it like that
> But yes
> Hv fun w/the gberts!
Followed by a series of emoji: a turkey, a pie, a kiss, and a firework.
fanwork  fandom:Polygon  pairing:Brian/Pat  rating:r  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:strongandlovestofic  quality:sunfish  extra:slowbuild  extra:holiday  extra:roadtrip  extra:family  extra:firsttime  Extra:Pretend!Relationship  extra:podficced! 
june 2019 by opalsong
Partners, Parents, or None of the Above
Kenny's mom assuming that Diego and Klaus were A) a couple and B) Number 5's parents was both bemusing and amusing at the time. But that was because it was the only time it had ever happened. Now though? Now they just can't understand why these misunderstandings keep happening.
fanwork  fandom:UmbrellaAcademy  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:DarkFairytale  quality:sunfish  Extra:Pretend!Relationship  extra:humour 
april 2019 by opalsong
we’ll make a brand new start of it (in old new york)
“Just to be clear,” Andrew says. “You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend at a party to spite your high school bully and your high school girlfriend and possibly the entire state of Ohio?”

Steven giggles. “Spite’s such a harsh word. Shock and impress, maybe.”

“For a man of faith you’re being awfully morally flexible about this,” Andrew says.
fanwork  fandom:WorthIt  pairing:Steven/Andrew  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:misantlery  quality:sunfish  extra:holiday  Extra:Pretend!Relationship  extra:firsttime 
april 2019 by opalsong
Two Truths And A Lie
Mikoto does not want her elderly relatives trying to pick out her future husband.

Kushina has a brilliant idea.

(Oh no... she's hot.)
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Kushina/Mikoto  rating:G  length:oneshot  Length:Short  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Sanjuno  quality:sunfish  Extra:Pretend!Relationship  extra:au  extra:modern  extra:friendship 
december 2018 by opalsong
from the moon's brink
“Thank you,” he says, and the words feel like they don’t fit right in his mouth. What are you supposed to say, really, when someone gives you a piece of their spirit-form? Especially under these circumstances. Shisui wishes treason came with some kind of manual. Maybe a book full of helpful hints. When plotting to overturn decades of hatred and stop a war by lying to the whole world, be careful not to offend the man giving you his teeth to wear as earrings.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Kakashi/Shisui  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  Extra:MagicalCreature  extra:politics  extra:marriageofconvenience  Extra:Pretend!Relationship  extra:au  extra:toPodfic  extra:wishList 
december 2018 by opalsong
we're either a romance novel or a cheap teen drama
Kurenai looks thoughtful. “So you want help picking someone who will annoy him?”

“I want help picking someone who will give him an aneurism,” Asuma corrects, because he’s always been a fan of go big or go home.

“Pissing off the mayor seems like a bad idea,” Raidō ventures after a moment, but he’s already looking around the lunchroom, scanning for targets.

Asuma snorts. “I'm not pissing off the mayor, I'm pissing off my father,” he says. “Despite what he wants to think, there is a difference.”
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Asuma/Hidan  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:au  Extra:HighSchool  extra:modern  extra:humour  Extra:Pretend!Relationship  extra:toPodfic  extra:wishList 
december 2018 by opalsong
I’m Gonna Keep You in Love with Me (for a While)
Shane is pacing around the hotel room. It’s not a huge room and Shane’s legs are long enough that he doesn’t have much real estate to pace before he has to swing back around for another loop.

“Can you stop?” Ryan asks. “You’re making me dizzy.”

“Okay,” Shane says finally. “Okay. Here’s what we’re going to do. We’re just going to—we’re going to be married. The only way out is through.”

“Um,” Ryan says, because this plan strikes him as counterproductive to their shared goal of not being married.
fanwork  fandom:Unsolved  pairing:Shane/Ryan  rating:nc-17  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:beethechange  quality:sunfish  Extra:Pretend!Relationship  extra:drinking  extra:accidentalmarriage  extra:friendship  Extra:Failboats!inLove 
june 2018 by opalsong
“Since being the scene of those two, grisly double homicides in the early 1950’s, the Bringle House Bed and Breakfast has sat empty, waiting for the next couple stupid enough to try to stay all four nights.”

“That’s us then? The couple stupid enough?”

“Apparently,” Ryan said to the camera. TJ, one hand on the side of the lens, smirked, and Ryan quickly continued with, “now, we may not have any actual couples on Unsolved, but we figured the ghosts won’t be able to tell the difference if there are two people sleeping here.”

“Yeah, if ghosts want to kill someone, they’re probably not looking at the fine print to decide what kind of couple their victims are,” Shane said. “Because we are, obviously, a couple.”


“A couple of ghosthunters.”

He winked dramatically at the left-most camera, and Ryan shook his head.

“You realize you just admitted to being a ghosthunter, right?”

(Or; Ryan and Shane spend four nights in one haunted house—four nights twisting closer to either each other, or insanity)
fanwork  fandom:Unsolved  pairing:Shane/Ryan  rating:r  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:suggcest  quality:sunfish  Extra:Pretend!Relationship 
june 2018 by opalsong
A Missed Adventure
Nami would like to say that no one ever spoke of the incident again. This might be the case, if it wasn't for the part where Zoro's new nickname was 'First Wife.'
fanwork  fandom:OnePiece  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  Length:Short  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Methoxyethane  quality:salamander  extra:humour  extra:crack  Extra:Pretend!Relationship 
december 2017 by opalsong
a thousand miles up and we're about to get higher
There's a man hiding in the eaves of his porch.

Sakumo blinks, tips his head, but the image doesn’t change. A shinobi in a Konoha uniform has somehow managed to stuff himself into the corner of the roof, entirely out of sight from practically everywhere except the spot Sakumo is currently standing.

"Can I help you?" he asks bemusedly.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Orochimaru/Sakumo  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:humour  Extra:Pretend!Relationship 
november 2017 by opalsong
Whatever It Takes
Bakugou Katsuki, in typical fashion, makes a brash decision that changes his life irrevocably. Anger has always had a way of bringing Bakugou what he wants, though. He just hadn't realized dating someone would be so fucking difficult.

(Or, that one where Bakugou agrees to pretend to date Todoroki just to piss off Endeavor, and ends up falling in love instead.)
fanwork  fandom:MyHeroAcademia  pairing:Todoroki/Bakugo  rating:nc-17  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:XenophonSpeaks  quality:sunfish  Extra:Pretend!Relationship  Extra:Failboats!inLove  extra:teenboyskissing 
november 2017 by opalsong
crust and sugar over
Katsuki sits cross-legged, clearly in no hurry to go anywhere. “What’s your name? I’m –”

“I know who you are,” he cuts him off, then blushes, then hates himself for both those things. Katsuki looks surprised, and Yuri can’t think as to why. He’s a nationally ranked figure skater. He’s Yuri’s favorite figure skater.


Yuuri and Yuri become friends and Viktor develops a crush.
fanwork  fandom:YuriOnIce  pairing:Yuuri/Victor  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:ShanaStoryteller  quality:crocodile  extra:friendship  Extra:Pretend!Relationship  Extra:Failboats!inLove  extra:podficced! 
august 2017 by opalsong
Daily Dose: Sasagawa Chronicles
A collection of my short writing warm up pieces that I try to write every day on my tumblr. These ones are specifically about Ryouhei and Kyoko- the Sasagawas! Lots of different ships and whatever. It's mostly cute, probably v little angst. And I'll update it abt once a week with what's been posted to tumblr the week previous.
fanwork  pairing:Mukuro/Chrome/Ryouhei  pairing:gen  pairing:Kyouya/Ryouhei  rating:pg-13  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:RyMagnatar  quality:sunfish  extra:friendship  Extra:Pretend!Relationship  extra:fluff  extra:humour  fandom:KHR 
july 2017 by opalsong
With or Without You
Derek thinks that the mating rituals are overly romanticized bullshit, but claiming a mate and defending them from challengers is something werewolves do, and his pack can't afford to appear weak after the fire. Especially not when Deucalion and his friends are in town for the rituals. Enter Stiles Stilinski, who offers to let Derek claim him so he won't be overrun at the ceremonies. Nothing goes as expected.
fanwork  fandom:TeenWolf  pairing:Stiles/Derek  pairing:Boyd/Erica  pairing:Isaac/Cora  pairing:Laura/OC  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:KouriArashi  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:mate  extra:matchmaking  Extra:Pretend!Relationship  extra:politics  extra:family  extra:slowbuild 
july 2017 by opalsong
Business Dealing Special Methods
A tricky business meeting requires less than ordinary ways of dressing and acting. Afterwards, Gokudera is shocked, and Hibari takes his revenge in the most pleasurable way.
fanwork  rating:nc-17  pairing:Kyouya/Dino  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Lumelle  quality:salamander  Extra:BDSM  Extra:Toys  extra:begging  Extra:Pretend!Relationship  fandom:KHR 
may 2017 by opalsong
Follow Every Highway
Jupiter Jones needs a green card. Caine Wise needs a place to live. What's a little marriage of convenience, between strangers?

AU based on the movie Green Card.
fanwork  fandom:JupiterAscending  pairing:Jupiter/Caine  rating:nc-17  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:gallifreyburning  quality:crocodile  extra:slowbuild  extra:au  extra:marriageofconvenience  Extra:Pretend!Relationship  Extra:BDSM  extra:praisekink  extra:femdom 
may 2017 by opalsong

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