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Wasabi Bet
'Body sushi under regular circumstances often doesn't go beyond merely erotic, and touching the models in actual restaurants is usually strictly forbidden. Nantaimori, where a male model is used, is also much more rare. Today, it seems, they'll be tossing those conventions right out the window.

His excitement is already high, but when Hinata gets closer and sees who it is on the table, he can barely contain his glee.

"Kageyama-kun!" he exclaims, waving as the prone figure on the table shifts their head ever so slightly to look in his direction. "Good to see you again!" '

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Hinata gets treated to a delicious meal.
fanwork  fandom:Haikyuu!!  pairing:Hinata/Kageyama  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Esselle  quality:sunfish  extra:humour  extra:au  extra:porn 
7 weeks ago by opalsong
Make Trashy Look Good
Eijirou ignores the thousands of notifications he has—as an extremely popular "fitness" model on Instagram, the constant onslaught is just background noise to him at this point. His latest post is doing extremely well, but that was almost a given, since it was an especially risqué photoshoot with a company that makes leather body harnesses. Their newest chest harness (in red, of course) is particularly good for highlighting one of his best assets—his pecs.

The message in question, from Instagram user @candocandid, is only a few days old:

Hey! Wow, thanks so much for the follow back?! Totally wasn't expecting that haha

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Midoriya Izuku is a popular Instagram photographer who is just as pretty as his photos, and Eijirou wants a piece.
fanwork  fandom:MyHeroAcademia  pairing:Midoriya/Kirishima  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Esselle  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:modern  extra:humour 
7 weeks ago by opalsong
Unbalanced
Kaneki's whole body goes warm. He can smell Hide's scent, warm and rich and compelling, watch the dilation of his pupils in deep brown irises, see the lightness of the ends of his short hair, brittle from bleach. Hide is just a bit taller than he is. He really does have a very nice face – Kaneki had noticed when he came in, but now he notices all over again.

"Hey," whispers Hide.

“Hey,” Kaneki breathes back, not daring to move or speak up.

“Are we,” Hide licks his lips, “having a Moment?”
____________

Or "How Kaneki Ken wanted to go to the convenience store, but got laid instead."
fanwork  fandom:TokyoGhoul  pairing:Ken/Hide  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:UnusuallyNormal  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:humour 
7 weeks ago by opalsong
Naruto and the Children of Chaos (Or: how to raise adorable murder children and take over the mafia world)
When Uzumaki Naruto breathed his last, he didn’t expect to wake up in the world of the living again. He was old, and tired, and so, so ready to move on. And, well...he wanted to see his wife again, dammit.

But, of course, that wasn't what happened.

Why? Naruto screamed at the powers-that-loved-to-fuck-with-his-life-and-now-his-afterlife-too, with tears streaking down his cheeks, feeling cold, weak, hungry, and utterly disgusted.

Because you’re everybody’s bitch, Kurama helpfully supplied.
fanwork  fandom:KHR  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Millarca  quality:sunfish  extra:crossover  extra:humour  Extra:Kid!Fic  extra:family  extra:reincarnation  extra:crack  extra:FixIt 
7 weeks ago by opalsong
Crouching Tigers
Whatever the hell Yuri had been expected when he finally got around to joining the pig and Victor in the hot springs, it sure as f*** hadn’t been the humongous red dragon tattooed on the pig’s back.

(or: that one in Yuri goes on a journey to figure out why something about Yuuri, the Katsuki family and Hasetsu as a whole seems… Very… Strange. There’s no way in hell Katsudon’s in the yakuza. Right?)
fanwork  fandom:YuriOnIce  pairing:Yuuri/Victor  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Mortescryche  quality:sunfish  extra:fatshaming  extra:ocpov  extra:Yakuza!Yuuri  extra:humour  extra:fluff  extra:family  extra:friendship 
7 weeks ago by opalsong
It's An Acquired Taste
Reborn is no longer allowed to make big decisions without Fon. Buying ghoul children to eat the corpses the hitman brings home is not a good plan, regardless of how much more efficient it is.
fanwork  fandom:TokyoGhoul  fandom:KHR  pairing:Reborn/Fon  rating:G  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Ourliazo  quality:salamander  extra:humour  Extra:Kid!Fic 
7 weeks ago by opalsong
crush
On Wednesday, Yuri skates right in between Viktor and Mila and says, nonchalant. "When I grow up, I'm going to be Yuuri Katsuki's second husband."

Viktor chokes on his own spit.

"What happened to the first one?" Mila asks, amused.

"Nothing you can prove," Yuri says, glancing meaningfully at a wide-eyed Viktor before skating away to the sound Mila's laughter.

(Or: In which Yuri Plisetsky has a crush, Mila Babicheva is a terrible listener, Otabek Altin is an equally terrible advice-giver, and the only possible solution to his predicament is to kill Viktor Nikiforov and marry Yuuri Katsuki himself.)
fanwork  fandom:YuriOnIce  pairing:Yurio/Otabek  pairing:Yurio/Yuuri  rating:pg-13  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:alykapedia  quality:sunfish  extra:humour  extra:crush  extra:toPodfic 
9 weeks ago by opalsong
Partners, Parents, or None of the Above
Kenny's mom assuming that Diego and Klaus were A) a couple and B) Number 5's parents was both bemusing and amusing at the time. But that was because it was the only time it had ever happened. Now though? Now they just can't understand why these misunderstandings keep happening.
fanwork  fandom:UmbrellaAcademy  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:DarkFairytale  quality:sunfish  Extra:Pretend!Relationship  extra:humour 
10 weeks ago by opalsong
Now in the errant sun
In which Tsuna has some fairly inconvenient opinions, Iemitsu has been happily living in denial for years, and Reborn now somehow has to sell organised crime to a bunch of student hippie activists. He is not amused.
fanwork  fandom:KHR  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Dissenter  quality:sunfish  extra:crack  extra:humour  extra:politics 
10 weeks ago by opalsong
my heart is a church of scars
“I just want to go home,” he tells Nagato, and hates that he sounds so very much like the crybaby child Kakashi always calls him.

Nagato's expression twists, grief and sympathy all wrapped up and tangled together. He catches Obito's bandaged face in his hands, leans in to touch their foreheads together, and it’s closer to anyone than Obito has been in years. “I know,” Nagato says, hoarse. “I know, Obito. But we can save everyone we love, we can save the world. All it takes is our sacrifice. And someday, when we’ve put everything to rights, we can go back. We can live in a good world with everyone we care for, and know that we’ll never lose them to war. Isn't that worth it?”
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Kakashi/Obito  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  Extra:TimeTravel  extra:leftofcenter  extra:humour  extra:friendship  extra:pining 
10 weeks ago by opalsong
Meet n Greet
Peter cut in with his hands raised, placating, “We’re here because –”

“You’re in mortal danger,” Noir said.

“-we have something to...tell…you – okay well, I was going to be a little less blunt about it, but I suppose that’s-”

“The truth!” Ham said with vigor.

(Miles doesn't know who or what Venom is, but according to his friends he's about to find out.)
fanwork  Fandom:Spiderman  fandom:Venom  pairing:gen  pairing:Eddie/Venom  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:R_Knight  quality:sunfish  extra:ocpov  extra:humour 
10 weeks ago by opalsong
atom to atom (can you feel it on me, love?)
Smothering his amusement, Tobirama leans up, a few inches further than the other teacher can manage, and plucks the wayward student down from the tree he’s attempting to climb. Settling back, he flips Naruto upside down, dangling him under one arm, and asks Iruka with a smirk, “I believe this is yours?”
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Iruka/Tobirama  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:modern  extra:teacher  extra:fluff  extra:humour 
10 weeks ago by opalsong
I am so much more than royal (snatch your chain and mace your eyes)
Xanxus’s Sky-born intuition is a rough, ragged thing, more given to acute paranoia than any helpful impulses, but he has it. He’s always had it, even when he chooses to ignore it, but some moments it gets harder to push it down, shut it out, focus on logic and reason instead of that little voice screaming in the back of his thoughts. Not Vongola Hyper Intuition, but bad enough on a normal day.

Worse, now. So much worse. His instincts are going fucking nuts, and Xanxus can't even begin to figure out why.
fanwork  fandom:KHR  fandom:bleach  pairing:Ichigo/Xanxus  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:crossover  extra:friendship  extra:humour 
10 weeks ago by opalsong
A Comprehensive Guide to Aggressive Gardening
“What is that,” Obito says flatly.

“It is a cactus,” Gaara says, like that’s the only question here. Deftly, with an air of ceremony, he sets the pot in Obito's hands, and then tells him, “It reminded me of you.”
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Kakashi/Obito  pairing:Naruto/Gaara  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:humour  extra:future  extra:Gardening  extra:friendship  extra:establishedrelationship  extra:FixIt 
10 weeks ago by opalsong
like Venus throned in joy above
Twenty is probably too young to die, even for a shinobi, but if anyone can kill Sakura with sheer attractiveness, it's Kori.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  fandom:dccomics  pairing:Sakura/Kori  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  extra:awesome!Ladies  extra:crossover  extra:crush  extra:humour  extra:fluff  quality:sunfish 
10 weeks ago by opalsong
you're as sharp as a knife and you fit like a glove
Sirius Black grabs his godson and flees to Italy after Godric's Hollow. Landing in the middle of organized crime, curses, and malevolent ghosts was most definitely not part of the plan, but there might be a few perks.
fanwork  fandom:KHR  Fandom:HP  pairing:Sirius/Reborn  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:crossover  extra:humour  extra:flirting 
10 weeks ago by opalsong
Growing Pains
Growing up was bad enough the first time. Going through a speed run was a special kind of hell.
fanwork  pairing:gen  rating:G  length:oneshot  Length:Short  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Luki  quality:sunfish  extra:growingup  extra:humour  fandom:KHR 
10 weeks ago by opalsong

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