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Customer Service
The store Eridan is working at happens to be a high-end clothing boutique, and when it comes down to it, it's true he only took the job to prove to his father that he has the work ethic. He's so busy struggling to toe the company line that he almost doesn't realize he's being hit on -- or that he might be a lot more into what this particular customer is packing than his pride dictates he should let on.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Bro/Eridan  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:elegantanagram  quality:salamander  extra:au  extra:modern  extra:humanstuck  extra:sizekink  extra:publicsex  extra:exhibitionism  extra:dirtyTalk 
december 2016 by opalsong
Here, have a riddle
Humanstuck; Dave Strider has been in love with John since the dawn of time. So why doesn't he feel worse? Includes Karkat the surly bartender, a six-am Walmart bender, and door makeouts.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  rating:unrated  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:zippkat  quality:salamander  extra:humanstuck  extra:drinking 
december 2016 by opalsong
Draco Phrynosomatus
Oh, huh. There are breasts at the other end of that poking stick. Bare ones.

"She says, she does not care if you look at the wrong places that don't make words, but if you think you don't have to answer with words she may let me eat you."

Right. So.

The shadow.

That's a dragon's wing.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Terezi/Karkat  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:askerian  quality:sunfish  extra:au  fandom:temeraire  extra:crossover  extra:dragons  extra:humanstuck 
september 2016 by opalsong
A Case of Collegeitis Experimentus
"It's okay! We're just seducing you for better grades!"

Poor Karkat, accosted by jailbait. What a tragic life a TA leads.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Karkat/Dave  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:askerian  quality:sunfish  Length:Short  extra:au  extra:college  extra:humanstuck 
september 2016 by opalsong
A Classical Work of Paranormal Romance
He felt like the naked girl who'd just been a white wolf and the half-naked guy who'd just been a mangled corpse dragged into his barn by a wolf completely deserved his screaming.

The ~magical~ turd-licking fence-fuckers masquerading as his classmates had been sneak-flirting with him for weeks.

"Is my life actually a shitty supernatural romance?! Am I going to develop more special than you powers that somehow never matter half as much as who I fuck? Am I supposed to arbitrate your little game of which one of you is the sexiest alpha male by gracing them with my boy cooch?"

now with sequel pesterlog silliness.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat/Jade  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:askerian  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:fantasy  extra:modern  extra:humour  Extra:Threesome/Moresome  extra:poly  Extra:Vampire  Extra:Werewolf  extra:humanstuck  extra:teenager 
september 2016 by opalsong
Equikat, everyone's a dom or sub AU.

The thing with Equius is, he's huge, and he's ripped, and he has a low, carrying voice, and he's bossy as fuck.

Before he started wearing Karkat's collar he let people who were not directly concerned assume whatever they wanted out of his hearing, and he never came back home weary, never went straight to Karkat's desk to kneel there at his feet, silent and drawn in and waiting for a hand to caress his hair like he was a statue on the verge of crumbling into dust and only Karkat's touch might ward off that fate.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Karkat/Equius  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:askerian  quality:sunfish  Length:Short  Extra:BDSM  extra:au  extra:humanstuck  extra:college 
september 2016 by opalsong
Sugar and Spice
You remember the first time you really realized you were fucked up.

You were five. First year of kindergarten, miserable as all fuck. The teacher told the boys to line up on one side of the room and the girls on the other. You don't even remember why. You just remember the result.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  rating:r  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:DawnGyocry  quality:sunfish  extra:trans  extra:teenboyskissing  extra:firsttime  extra:gender  extra:growingup  extra:au  Extra:HighSchool  extra:humanstuck  extra:angst 
september 2016 by opalsong
And The Prize For Kinkiest Mating Flight Of This Turn Goes To...!
K'rkat burst into Sievereth's weyr, the bronze stretched out lazy and well-fed, oh Faranth's egg no.

"Jade!" he screamed, startling the dragon. "Get out! And you, big lump, get up! Up and flying! Why are you still here?!"

Jade came out of her corridor, rubbing her eyes. No doubt she'd spent all night bowed over her work table again and hadn't even eaten.

"Oh, why are you yelling," she said around a yawn, "it's... not even mid-day yet!"

"Yeah, by minutes!" Argh. No. No time. "Jade -- Bowith is bleeding her prey, and so is Kulirath."
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat/Jade  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:askerian  quality:sunfish  extra:crossover  Fandom:Pern  Extra:SexPollen  extra:humanstuck 
august 2016 by opalsong
The Rule of Threes
The day Aradia Megido arrived in New York, three important things happened, though she only noted two at the time.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:gen  rating:G  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:edenfalling  quality:sunfish  extra:awesome!Ladies  extra:au  extra:humanstuck  extra:magic 
august 2015 by opalsong
After the massive brawl in the cafeteria is contained they tell him in cold, disappointed tones that the guy whose nose he broke for being an intolerable shitwaffle (which started the whole thing) was the same guy who they summoned him here for, for the way their scores match so strangely well on paper.

Collection of ficlets and oneshots in the Pacific Rim 'verse, or almost.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  fandom:PacificRim  rating:pg-13  pairing:Dave/Karkat  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:askerian  quality:sunfish  extra:crossover  extra:humanstuck 
december 2013 by opalsong
or :
In Which Dave Strider Is An Asexual Transsexual Off To Room With His Best Internet Friend John Egbert, Who Is Initially Unaware Of Dave’s Trans Status, While They Both Attend Western Washington University. Co-Starring Rose Lalonde As Dave’s Nosy And Also Identical And Cisexual Lesbian Twin Sister, And Karkat Vantas And Sollux Captor As Particularly Irritating Suite Mates. Featuring All The Trolls As Humans, Jade And Jake As John’s Gun Wielding Genius Cousins, And Dirk “Bro” Strider As The Hardest Character To Write. Also Includes Stupid Pranks, Second Hand Details, A Handful Of Sexuality Crisises, A Number Of Awkward Crushes Of Varying Levels Of Platonic, Flirting With Varying Levels Of Success, Instances Of Sloppy Makeouts, One Polyamorous Relationship, A Handful Of Lesbians, More Bullshit Than True Facts, And A Summary That Is Apparently Too Long.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:John/Dave  pairing:Rose/Kanaya  pairing:Dirk/Jake  rating:nc-17  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:sumomomochi  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:college  extra:humanstuck  extra:IM  extra:asexual  extra:trans 
october 2013 by opalsong
The Morning Dew Betwixt Thine Thighs
You had thought he’d been so adamant about you coming over after school today to ask you out.

And instead he gives you a fucking dick in a box and you tell him to take off his pants.

Fucking great.

Wow you suck.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:sumomomochi  quality:sunfish  extra:humanstuck  extra:au  Extra:HighSchool  extra:trans 
october 2013 by opalsong
Sollux Captor is 22 years old, a successful freelance web designer, and an avid player of the wildly successful MMORPG, Grubquest.

Karkat Vantas is 19 years old, a cranky CS-major freshman, and an avid player of the wildly successful MMORPG, Grubquest.

Sollux and Karkat are the worst best friends and one of the top player-pairs in the game.
In a month, they're meeting for the first time and it's exciting... and terrifying.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Karkat/Sollux  rating:r  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:let2gotwoapplebee2  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:humanstuck  extra:MMO 
november 2012 by opalsong
Midlife Crisis
Sollux Captor has just relocated to Houston for a dead-end job and all he wants is to drink and wallow in his thirty years of shitty luck. Instead, he gets tag-teamed by a pair of blond twins who really, really want to take him home.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Sollux/Dirk  Extra:Threesome/Moresome  length:series  type:prose  rating:nc-17  site:AO3  author:DevilishKurumi  quality:crocodile  extra:humanstuck  extra:au  extra:permissionDENIED 
october 2012 by opalsong
Facing the Cold
It's getting towards that cold time of year, and Gamzee needs a new sweater. Karkat, unfortunately, has to put up with hours of shopping to find it. Hopefully he gets through it without going insane.

And something from Gamzee's dreams sets them both on edge.

Request for an anonymous Tumblr user.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Mercale  quality:salamander  extra:au  extra:humanstuck  Extra:Abuse  extra:PaleRomance(isthebestkind) 
october 2012 by opalsong
AO3 port of Brainbent, a reader-driven Homestuck AU on Tumblr. Warning for mental illness themes.

Major updating in progress as I move the story posts here from Tumblr for an easier archive bingeing experience.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  rating:pg-13  pairing:gen  pairing:multiple  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:VastDerp  quality:sunfish  extra:depression  extra:au  extra:asexual  extra:mentalhealth  Extra:Abuse  extra:sad  extra:humanstuck 
october 2012 by opalsong
For Want of a Screw
In which Dave Strider falls face first down a flight of stairs and smack into the flushed quadrant, Tavros Nitram sports an alarming array of body modifications and cartoon-patterned scrubs, and John Egbert realizes that there's a lot about his best bro that he doesn't understand and is kind of a douchebag about the whole thing.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Tavros  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:slipstream  quality:salamander  extra:au  extra:injury  extra:college  extra:piercing  extra:jerk  extra:humanstuck 
october 2012 by opalsong
somewhere calm and sort of wonderful: sollux and karkat
The second time he dropped the carrier bag containing that semester’s final project, Sollux became convinced that someone or something truly did have it in for him and he wasn’t imagining things. (The first time he could have put down to random chance; the second time, involving as it did a puddle of opaque grey-brown streetwater and an ominous crack from inside the bag, definitely counted as the iron fist of fucking Nemesis.)

Mostly gen, but heading toward pale.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Karkat<>Sollux  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:coldhope  quality:salamander  extra:au  extra:humanstuck  extra:PaleRomance(isthebestkind) 
september 2012 by opalsong
“I got all that you need,” you insist, your voice rougher than gravel. Your voice always did lower a few octaves when you were aroused. You’d never really know how much Dave envied it.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Gamzee  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:forest  quality:salamander  extra:au  extra:humanstuck  extra:trans 
september 2012 by opalsong

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