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just two men as god had made us
So, no, the problem isn’t that Brian is nonbinary, especially after Pat practices switching between pronouns nonstop over the weekend before Brian’s first day. The problem is that Brian somehow manages to encompass both aspects of Pat’s taste in men and aspects of Pat’s taste in women, all wrapped into one lanky, floppy haired package with a smile that makes Pat want to get on his knees just as much as it makes Pat want to hold Brian down and push their limits in every way imaginable.

Also: they’re twenty four. Patrick is fucked.
fanwork  fandom:Polygon  pairing:Brian/Pat  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:picht  quality:salamander  extra:genderqueer  extra:dirtyTalk  extra:drinking  extra:firsttime  extra:virgin 
15 days ago by opalsong
you took me under sure
Brian’s laughing as they drag each other up the stairs of Pat’s apartment, their hips bumping with every step.

“Am I making you the worst neighbor in the world?” Brian whispers loudly, while Pat tries his best to get his key in the lock. Brian’s leaning against the wall, wiping at his eyes.

“We can make it worse,” Pat says, and he can feel himself grinning. “We can make it so much worse.”
fanwork  fandom:Polygon  pairing:Brian/Pat  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:arzoensis  quality:sunfish  extra:drinking  extra:matchmaking  extra:flirting 
15 days ago by opalsong
Ex Cinere
Anders: So, there must be mages in Tevinter that don't use blood magic.
Fenris: Of course. There are slaves. The magisters do not hesitate to collar their own kind.
Or, the one where Danarius finds out about the blood magic ritual his long time enemy Halward Pavus is planning and things go even worse for Dorian.
fanwork  fandom:dragonage  pairing:Dorian/Fenris  rating:r  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:anonymous  quality:crocodile  Extra:Favorite  extra:arrangedmarriage  extra:au  extra:leftofcenter  Extra:Abuse  extra:angst  extra:therapy  extra:PTSD  extra:healing  extra:drinking  extra:rape  extra:toPodfic 
december 2018 by opalsong
this beauty breaking on my hands
Clary has never been any good at putting things back together. When they were in middle school and she accidentally knocked over Simon’s Lego Millennium Falcon, he’d already known to say it was fine repeatedly and usher her out the door instead of accepting her offer to help him rebuild it; if he’d let her try, the wings would have ended up upside down and there suddenly wouldn't have been space for the engine. Her heart is in the right place, usually, but it doesn't often translate to her hands.

So when he hears through the shadow world gossip mill that Alec's parabatai rune disappeared briefly, it doesn't take more than one look at Jace’s face to know that she’s been fucking around with the threads of fate again.

And, well. She's never been that great at sewing, either.
fanwork  fandom:Shadowhunters  pairing:Simon/Jace  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:prettydizzeed  quality:sunfish  extra:PTSD  extra:drinking  extra:panic  Extra:Abuse  extra:therapy  extra:FixIt 
december 2018 by opalsong
can't fall all the way
“Some ground rules, please,” Magnus began. “Simon, I know you're friends with Isabelle, but please stick to defending her character within your own head. Raphael—” he glanced at him— “don't be deliberately provocative. Understood?”

Raphael nodded once in acknowledgement while Simon bobbed his head up and down. “Well then,” Magnus said, extending his arms in a grand gesture, glass in one hand, “let us vent.”
fanwork  fandom:Shadowhunters  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:prettydizzeed  quality:sunfish  extra:drinking  extra:gossip  extra:teambonding  extra:friendship 
december 2018 by opalsong
pro bono
After the Clave drops the charges against Isabelle and declares her free, Magnus decides he doesn't want Alec's bow and quiver after all. He gets something even better.
fanwork  fandom:Shadowhunters  pairing:Alec/Magnus  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:sarcasticfluentry  quality:salamander  extra:fingering  extra:kissing  extra:overstimulation  extra:firsttime  extra:drinking 
december 2018 by opalsong
All Shook Up
Pete is a divorced Elvis impersonator at a Las Vegas wedding chapel, who’s stopped believing in happy endings. Patrick hasn’t, but then again, he’s there to marry Bob.
fanwork  Fandom:FOB  Fandom:MCR  Pairing:Pete/Patrick  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Jiksa  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:wedding  extra:drinking  extra:podficced! 
december 2018 by opalsong
malcolm's law
Claire's world has narrowed down to independent variables. The way the wind blows. The strength of the boar's smell. The willingness of the raptors to hunt, and not turn on her and shred her like wet paper.

Things she can't control.

She fucking hates field tests.

(Or, role swap!AU. Claire trains raptors, Owen runs a theme park, and no one can decide if the plural of Indominus is indomini or indominuses.)
fanwork  fandom:JurassicPark  pairing:Claire/Owen  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:bullroars  quality:crocodile  extra:awesome!Ladies  extra:au  extra:role-swap  extra:drinking  extra:Science  extra:toPodfic 
july 2018 by opalsong
I’m Gonna Keep You in Love with Me (for a While)
Shane is pacing around the hotel room. It’s not a huge room and Shane’s legs are long enough that he doesn’t have much real estate to pace before he has to swing back around for another loop.

“Can you stop?” Ryan asks. “You’re making me dizzy.”

“Okay,” Shane says finally. “Okay. Here’s what we’re going to do. We’re just going to—we’re going to be married. The only way out is through.”

“Um,” Ryan says, because this plan strikes him as counterproductive to their shared goal of not being married.
fanwork  fandom:Unsolved  pairing:Shane/Ryan  rating:nc-17  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:beethechange  quality:sunfish  Extra:Pretend!Relationship  extra:drinking  extra:accidentalmarriage  extra:friendship  Extra:Failboats!inLove 
june 2018 by opalsong
The Chiquita Chronicles
“It’s kinda cute,” Lance mused as the plant oozed blue slime all over his hand and wrapped a tiny green tendril around his thumb. “Aww, look!”

“Sure, cute, in a Cthulhu’s spawn sort of way,” Pidge muttered. “Put that thing back where it came from or so help me, Lance.”

“No way,” Lance said, holding the plant to his chest protectively. “I think it likes me.”
fanwork  fandom:Voltron  pairing:Lance/OC  pairing:Lance/Keith/Shiro  rating:nc-17  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:magisterpavus  quality:salamander  Extra:Tentacles  extra:xeno  Extra:Toys  extra:negotiation  extra:inflation  extra:overstimulation  extra:friendship  extra:poly  extra:aftercare  extra:virgin  extra:drinking  Extra:Voyeurism  extra:dirtyTalk  Extra:Bondage  extra:sizekink 
january 2018 by opalsong
if you're driving, i'm down.
He doesn't go out of his way to wax poetic about people he likes, he doesn't throw rose petals onto a mattress for anyone just because he thinks it'll be romantic. That's not Eugene Lee Yang.

But, he does have to admit that the world halts momentarily in the moment Zach asks to kiss him.
fanwork  fandom:TryGuys  pairing:Zach/Eugene  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:alvaughn  quality:salamander  extra:dubcon  extra:drinking  extra:firsttime 
november 2017 by opalsong
I've Never
In which the Varia play a drinking game, and everyone learns far too much about each other's sex lives.
fanwork  pairing:multiple  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Methoxyethane  quality:salamander  Extra:Game  extra:humour  extra:drinking  fandom:KHR 
november 2017 by opalsong
Dress for Success
Alternatively: Don't Call Your Boss A Whore

The day before General Roy Mustang gets five temporary transfer cadets, he decides to visit Madam Christmas' brothel. He was sitting there, minding his own business when four of the five wander into the exact same brothel. They were fine, even when they wandered over and started chatting (and flirting) with him.

Then the fifth wandered in.

As much as he appreciates their desire to protect his honor when the man calls him a whore, (he shouldn't be so surprised when he's in a brothel) he has this handled.

He's just excited to see their faces when they have to report into his office tomorrow.
fanwork  Fandom:FMA  Pairing:Ed/Roy  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:LightningStarborne  quality:salamander  Extra:Crossdressing  extra:ocpov  extra:drinking 
november 2017 by opalsong
It's a Party
Once Edward became legal, the number of office outings to the pub went up exponentially. Possibly this was because Edward was really fun to take to a pub.
fanwork  Fandom:FMA  pairing:gen  rating:G  length:oneshot  Length:Short  type:prose  site:AO3  author:metisket  quality:sunfish  extra:drinking  extra:teambonding  extra:humour 
november 2017 by opalsong
kozume kenma's guide to getting free drinks from supernatural persons (results may vary)
“You know what I am?” Kuroo asks. He’s not looking up at Kenma, instead concentrating too much on pushing his shirt up over his chest.

…Shit, Kenma owes Shouyou a thousand yen.

(( or: shouyou and kenma make a lot of bets, kenma meets a ridiculously handsome stranger, and a ridiculously handsome stranger treats kenma to a night he couldn't forget even if he wanted to. it's a good thing he doesn't. ))
fanwork  fandom:Haikyuu!!  pairing:Kenma/Kuroo  rating:nc-17  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:skittidyne  quality:sunfish  extra:au  Extra:Werewolf  extra:college  extra:drinking  extra:mate  extra:accidentalmarriage  extra:kink  extra:podficced! 
november 2017 by opalsong
To Blot Out the Sky
When Hibari orders a bottle of sake at the end of their dinner, Gokudera decides to push his luck and stick around to drink with him.

When Yamamoto drifts into the conversation with bitter words about his soulmate, the three of them reveal who they have and what they think of their fated partners.

When Gokudera decides to help the drunken Hibari home, he discovers temptation has dark eyes, cold hands, and whispered admissions.
fanwork  pairing:Hayato/Kyouya  rating:nc-17  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:RyMagnatar  quality:sunfish  extra:drinking  extra:bond  extra:unrequited  extra:family  fandom:KHR 
july 2017 by opalsong
Burning Midnight Oil
Zoro asks Sanji out for some private time just outside of town, and a night that begins suggestive and taunting follows a road less travelled into a sentimental territory that lies uncharted. Written for ZoSan month. Smut one shot.
fanwork  fandom:OnePiece  pairing:Zoro/Sanji  rating:nc-17  Length:LongShot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:sa_mu_uu  quality:sunfish  extra:fluff  extra:date  extra:drinking 
may 2017 by opalsong

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