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trout fishing in Westeros
“I just told the scribes to send various copies around the realm. A couple of months should suffice for people to decide whether they wish to join,” Aegon says, and –

Jon reads the first half of message. Then reads it again.

Then a third time, and at that point he can’t think he hallucinated it as much as it seems the most likely explanation.

“Your Grace, you didn’t just organize a tourney for my hand.”

Or: in which Aegon decides that it's time his adoptive father moves on with his life and finds himself a nice guy to settle with. It's just his luck that Aegon is in the perfect position to make it happen.
fanwork  fandom:GameofThrones  pairing:JonConnington/Blackfish  rating:nc-17  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:janie_tangerine  quality:sunfish  extra:crack  extra:fluff  Extra:Marriage  extra:wedding  extra:queer 
8 days ago by opalsong
Broken, sealed, it doesn't matter which. Reborn leaves Hayato and Tsuna in the middle of nowhere. Neither come back the same. Nor will the Mafia quite know what hit it.
fanwork  fandom:KHR  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Aoife  extra:worldbuilding  extra:crack  quality:salamander 
7 weeks ago by opalsong
Naruto and the Children of Chaos (Or: how to raise adorable murder children and take over the mafia world)
When Uzumaki Naruto breathed his last, he didn’t expect to wake up in the world of the living again. He was old, and tired, and so, so ready to move on. And, well...he wanted to see his wife again, dammit.

But, of course, that wasn't what happened.

Why? Naruto screamed at the powers-that-loved-to-fuck-with-his-life-and-now-his-afterlife-too, with tears streaking down his cheeks, feeling cold, weak, hungry, and utterly disgusted.

Because you’re everybody’s bitch, Kurama helpfully supplied.
fanwork  fandom:KHR  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Millarca  quality:sunfish  extra:crossover  extra:humour  Extra:Kid!Fic  extra:family  extra:reincarnation  extra:crack  extra:FixIt 
7 weeks ago by opalsong
Uchiha Itachi must die
Itachi was a good looking troubled teenager left to wander the country unsupervised in the company of a group of insane criminals. He may have made a few questionable decisions involving alcohol and women. It is also worth noting that no-one actually got around to explaining the use of a condom to him. The results are depressingly predictable. Or the one where Itachi missed shinobi sex ed and ended up creating spawn across half the elemental nations, which Sasuke somehow ends up responsible for.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Dissenter  quality:sunfish  extra:crack  Extra:Kid!Fic 
10 weeks ago by opalsong
Mere anarchy is loosed upon the world
Tsuna is dead. Hayato decides that is Not Acceptable. And proceeds to break space time to fix it. He regrets nothing.
Except for the fact that he arrives back in Italy, half a world away from his Sky. He then embarks on the epic mafia road trip from hell to find his Sky, along with three escaped lab experiments, one kidnapped mafia heir, one runaway schoolkid on a field trip to Paris, and a dog called Spot.
Or the one where Hayato is incredibly Extra about everything, and no-one but Dino notices.
fanwork  fandom:KHR  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Dissenter  quality:sunfish  Extra:TimeTravel  extra:FixIt  Extra:Kid!Fic  extra:roadtrip  extra:crack  extra:death 
10 weeks ago by opalsong
Now in the errant sun
In which Tsuna has some fairly inconvenient opinions, Iemitsu has been happily living in denial for years, and Reborn now somehow has to sell organised crime to a bunch of student hippie activists. He is not amused.
fanwork  fandom:KHR  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Dissenter  quality:sunfish  extra:crack  extra:humour  extra:politics 
10 weeks ago by opalsong
Tsukumogami no Kankurou
While everyone in Suna concerns themselves with Gaara, terrified that the One-Tail might break free and rampage through their Village, they forget a few key facts.

First, that just because Shukaku is the largest demon in Suna does not make the Bijuu the only demon in Wind Country, or even the only demon sealed away in Hidden Sand.

Second, that Raza has two elder children that are just as capable of ushering in Suna's doom as their youngest sibling is.

Third, Kankurou is the overlooked middle child who just wants to play with his baby brother.

Remember these facts. They're important. Especially the third one.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  fandom:Muppets  pairing:gen  rating:G  time:10:00-30:00  Type:PodFic  author:Sanjuno  performer:Arioch  extra:crossover  extra:crack  extra:family  extra:ForMe!  extra:ITPE2018  quality:salamander 
january 2019 by opalsong
How We Get Around
On an Inquisition trip to Starkhaven, Varric gets the idea in his head to introduce the subjects of his next novel to his girlfriend without the distraction of having to save the world. He may come to regret this.
fanwork  fandom:dragonage  pairing:Hawke/Varric  pairing:IronBull/Dorian  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Iambic  quality:sunfish  extra:humour  extra:crack 
december 2018 by opalsong
Harry Potter and the Problem of Potions
Once upon a time, Harry Potter hid for two hours from Dudley in a chemistry classroom, while a nice graduate student explained about the scientific method and interesting facts about acids. A pebble thrown into the water causes ripples.

Contains, in no particular order: magic candymaking, Harry falling in love with a house, evil kitten Draco Malfoy, and Hermione attempting to apply logic to the wizarding world.
fanwork  Fandom:HP  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:chaptered  Length:Long  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Wyste  quality:whale  extra:humour  extra:crack  extra:DELIGHTFUL  extra:FixIt  extra:friendship  extra:family  extra:toPodfic  extra:permissiongranted 
december 2018 by opalsong
The Best Revenge
The best revenge is living well. And maybe also spitefully staging a minor political coup to take over Konoha as payback for getting stuck in an arranged marriage.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Asuma/Hidan  rating:nc-17  length:chaptered  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:arrangedmarriage  extra:au  extra:humour  extra:politics  extra:FixIt  extra:crack  extra:toPodfic 
december 2018 by opalsong
I know what you are (say it) bisexual
Simon tells himself,

It’s not gay, it’s not gay, I’m totally not checking him out, he just had that stain on his right trouser leg….

Raphael is, apparently, a rich as fuck vampire, because the suit shop they go in is fancy as hell. They park in the basement, because, uh, sunlight, and even though dusk has fallen it’s better to be safe than sorry (sorry meaning dead). Raphael keeps smirking, which does nothing to help Simon’s inner mantra that consists of

I’m straight, I’m straight holy fuck is he licking his lip- I’m straight..

“This,” the vampire announces as they walk into the shop, smiling faintly, looking, almost for the first time since Simon’s met him, as if he’s relaxed, “is the greatest place in the world, Simon Lewis.”

He looks at him then, grinning, eyes dark, shining, looking more polished than ever but somehow oddly vulnerable, and Simon’s breath hitches, his insides turning to goo.

His mantra becomes

Let me not jump him, or, at least, not in public..
fanwork  fandom:Shadowhunters  pairing:Simon/Raphael  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:thankyouforexisting  quality:sunfish  extra:humour  extra:crack  extra:Denial  Extra:Failboats!inLove 
december 2018 by opalsong
we're either a story for the ages or a cautionary tale
“Oh, fuck,” Squalo says, thankfully at about a quarter of his normal volume, as he tumbles to lean against the wall beside Xanxus. “This is like with that shitty Bronco all fucking over again, don’t you fucking dare.”
fanwork  fandom:avengers  pairing:Steve/Xanxus  rating:pg-13  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:blackkat  quality:sunfish  extra:crossover  extra:crack  extra:crush  extra:humour  extra:friendship  fandom:KHR 
december 2018 by opalsong
Karmic Justice
A what if, of a what if...

What if the Vongola Tenth Generation were to be raised by Uchiha Madara and Senju Tobirama?

Well, for one thing they don't even bother with pretending to be nice people. For another, Madara is born into the Hibari family.

Yes. Madara. Also yes. Those Hibari.
fanwork  Fandom:Naruto  pairing:Tobirama/Madara  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Sanjuno  quality:sunfish  extra:sequel  extra:crossover  extra:humour  extra:Grey  extra:crack  extra:dark  fandom:KHR 
august 2018 by opalsong
Accidental Jedi Han Solo, Worst Omega Ever
Han Solo: Worst Omega Ever meeting Han Solo: Worst ALPHA Ever, of course, obviously that would have to happen. OBVIOUSLY. both Leias are doomed. and also inappropriately turned on. and also DOOMED. so I guess this is a Star Wars post now whoops.
fanwork  Fandom:SW  pairing:Luke/Han/Leia  rating:pg-13  Length:CommentFic  type:prose  site:tumblr  author:suzukiblu  quality:sunfish  extra:not!fic  extra:humour  extra:crack  extra:alpha/omega 
june 2018 by opalsong
i laugh at the concept of life as a simple result of the sun
“-my mother was not Lyanna fucking Stark!” Jon exclaimed, before turning and kicking, vehemently at the sofa, enough to leave brown dustmarks on the purple cloth. He turned back to her, lifting a finger threateningly. “I don’t care what you say. But our father would never- never- sleep with his sister, in fact I don’t even know why I’m telling you this because guess what, Sansa? You should already know that!”

[Sansa tries to tell Jon who his mother is. Jon thinks he’s an incest-baby. Which........ isn’t wrong.]
fanwork  fandom:GameofThrones  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Dialux  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:modern  extra:family  extra:crack  extra:humour 
june 2018 by opalsong
In which Amanda finds out that her dad ended up dating every dad in the cul-de-sac in one, big, happy, polyamorous relationship. based on a post that catsforartists made on tumblr
fanwork  fandom:DreamDaddy  pairing:Dadsona/All  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Bronzeflower  quality:salamander  extra:humour  extra:crack  extra:poly 
june 2018 by opalsong
A Missed Adventure
Nami would like to say that no one ever spoke of the incident again. This might be the case, if it wasn't for the part where Zoro's new nickname was 'First Wife.'
fanwork  fandom:OnePiece  pairing:gen  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  Length:Short  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Methoxyethane  quality:salamander  extra:humour  extra:crack  Extra:Pretend!Relationship 
december 2017 by opalsong
Best of Both Worlds
In which Sanji has grown as a person over the last two years away from the crew. A person who is a little bit evil. And Zoro has a boner. (Also, Usopp exists, though he sometimes wishes he didn't)
fanwork  fandom:OnePiece  pairing:Zoro/Sanji  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Methoxyethane  quality:salamander  Extra:Crossdressing  extra:humour  extra:crack 
december 2017 by opalsong

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