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The Plural of Kismesis
Maybe you’re keyed up from blackflirting with Equius, maybe you’re horny because TZ has been so wrapped up in her new kismesissitude lately, but you find yourself admiring the way Roxy's short skirt rides high up the backs of those thighs. Steady on, Captor, you can’t have everybody, you tell yourself.

A traitorous little voice in your head says, why not?

Jegus fuck, you need to get laid.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Sollux/Equius/Roxy  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:saffronHeliotrope  quality:sunfish  Extra:Threesome/Moresome  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell) 
december 2016 by opalsong
Three Isn't Symmetry
Why the Beforan equivalent of yourself didn't appear here, you're not sure, though you suspect it has something to do with direct and indirect transference and the extent to which each of you had contact with game code prior to this remix of the universe; the Ancestors from Alternia had vague memories of being their Beforan selves, so both versions re-instanced, but as far as you know you're the only version of Sollux Captor the game was aware of. Poor Sollux, you jeer internally, all alone in the world. If you were to quadrant yourself, you're not sure whether self-hate or self-pity would be the dominant emotion, but either way, you're getting off on it. God, you make yourself sick. You hold your bulge like you're trying to restrain it, but who the fuck are you kidding. It wraps around your fingers, both tendrils snaking and coiling harder the more you try to will them to stop, like don't-think-of-a-trunkbeast, and you rub at them distractedly because you can't stand not to.

Sollux Captor, system architect of the new universe, reduced to thinking with his bulge by two copies of his ancestor being obnoxious at each other. Fuck your hot life.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Sollux/Mituna/Psiioniic  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:amberite  quality:sunfish  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell)  Extra:Incest  extra:orgasmdenial  Extra:Bondage  extra:powersareforporn  Extra:Threesome/Moresome  Extra:Voyeurism  extra:exhibitionism  extra:sizekink 
december 2016 by opalsong
Digital Afterlife
Sollux is invited to 'tentacle night' by his kismesis Roxy. He's a little confused when she shows up with more tentacles than him.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Roxy/Sollux  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:Aewin  quality:sunfish  Extra:Tentacles  extra:au  Extra:Game  extra:xeno  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell)  extra:pegging 
december 2016 by opalsong
Clusterfuck
GC: 1F YOU GUYS FORC3 M3 TO FL1P 4SH3N 4ND TH3R3FOR3 D3PR1V3 M3 OF 4LL TH4T 4CROB4T1C S3XU4L CONGR3SS W3 S1GN3D ON FOR *TH3 PUN1SHM3NT SH4LL F1T TH3 CR1M3 3X4CTLY*
GC: BY WH1CH 1 M34N MY C4N3 H1D3S TWO R3C3NTLY-SH4RP3N3D BL4D3S 4ND 1T S3R3ND1P1TOUSLY H4PP3NS TH4T B3TW33N TH3 TWO OF YOU YOU GUYS H4V3 TWO BON3BULG3S
GC: WH1CH M1GHT NOT ST4Y TH3 C4S3 LONG

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Okay, good! Terezi, Dave and Karkat have finally figured out this quadrant dating thing. Now to figure out which twosome gets to hook up first.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Terezi/Karkat  rating:r  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:askerian  quality:sunfish  Extra:Threesome/Moresome  extra:humour  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell)  extra:establishedrelationship  extra:IM 
september 2016 by opalsong
Pulled Down By Your Tide
He pushes off the bed in one smooth motion, and your bloodpusher skips a beat as he takes a step towards you. “Really.”

“If, if you’re trying to imply anything lewd—”

“Lewd? Seriously? You sound like Zahhak.” Another step.

Your voice is too shrill when you ask, “But are you?”

He braces one hand against the wall over your shoulder, tilts his head to the side, and smirks in that infuriating, awful way. “What do you think?”
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Karkat/Kankri  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:spockandawe  quality:sunfish  Extra:Incest  extra:firsttime  extra:virgin  extra:pirate  extra:au  extra:xeno  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell)  extra:fingering 
september 2016 by opalsong
come and dance with me
CRONUS: vwhat i'm trying to say here is that i vwant to engage in a mutual stimulation of erogenous zones vwith you, perhaps in a starbucks hygiene block, and then make a wvery humble request about possibly getting you to hop on the bandvwagon for my nevwest project.
CRONUS: but i really can't emphasize enough the part vwhere i blovw you to obliwvion vwithout any expectation that this vwill affect your decision vwith respect to my musical endeawvors, because that's just the kind of selfless guy i am.
CRONUS: vwhat do you say?
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Cronus/Dirk  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:jadeblood  quality:sunfish  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell)  extra:publicsex 
september 2016 by opalsong
Power And Control
You are suffering. There is a brand new circle of troll hell, and you're the lucky asshole who gets to experience it firsthand. You might have been making your peace with your eventual doom since you pupated, but nothing could have prepared you for this.

Kankri is lecturing you.

Ok, no, that's not even a fair description of what's happening here. Kankri is lecturing you. Kankri has been lecturing you. Kankri has been lecturing you for two fucking hours what the fuck. You have given him... let's count it up now... yeah, exactly zero reasons to do this to you. You don't even have a single goddamn clue about what has him so spun up. He happened to come back to the hive while you were making the thirty second trip between your husktop and the food preparation block, and you said hi. This is what happens when you try to be polite. All you wanted was an energy drink.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Sollux/Kankri  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:spockandawe  quality:sunfish  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell)  Extra:BDSM  extra:postSBURB  extra:establishedrelationship  extra:xeno  extra:powersareforporn 
september 2016 by opalsong
Less Coffee, More Killing (sex and violence dub)
Your superiors think you are the best possible agent for the tough cases, and if they don't quite understand why you have, at your young age, enough skills for any two trolls—well. You tell yourselves that of course most people aren't clever enough to figure you out, and you try to be more smug than furious.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Karkat/Terezi  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:laylah  quality:sunfish  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell) 
august 2016 by opalsong
Feferi: move mountains.
He leers. "Princess."

Your spine stiffens. "It's Empress now."

"Is that the motherfucking truth," he says coolly. "You takin' up everything my fine fin-sister had?"

He levers himself up out of his throne, and up, and up, and your fins flare out defensively but you stand your ground. He's huge, a towering hulk of corded muscle and bone trophies and wild hair. But you grew up with Gl'bgolyb. It takes more than sheer size to intimidate you.

"Everyfin worth having," you retort.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Feferi/GrandHighblood  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:laylah  quality:sunfish  extra:au  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell)  extra:sizekink  extra:inflation 
august 2016 by opalsong
Covalent Bonds
Wherein, Having Beaten A Game, All Players Are Taken Back To The Same, Worst Available Universe, With Species Changes To Match For Those Who Did Not Match Beforehand.

In short: You're all trolls now, welcome to Alternia.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee  pairing:John/Karkat  pairing:John<>Vriska  rating:r  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:askerian  quality:sunfish  extra:postSBURB  extra:speciesswap  extra:bond  extra:family  extra:cultureshock  extra:PaleRomance(isthebestkind)  extra:AshenRomance(issuperrare)  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell)  extra:ocpov  extra:podficced! 
august 2016 by opalsong
a distrait life of mistakes
No SGRUB AU, post successful coup, following Eridan Ampora's attempts to make up for being "The Greatest Douchecanoe In The Galaxy" as he finds himself stuck with a bunch of midbloods and fighting to survive such odds as "Oh Shit, It's Drone Season And I Ain't Got Neither A Matesprit Nor A Kismesis". Featuring Karkat "Fix Your Fucking Shit Before I Fix It For You" Vantas reprising his role of the scariest motherfucker this side of the galaxy.

Also gills, piercings, and piercings in gills. Also, also sex.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Karkat/Eridan  pairing:Karkat/Sollux  pairing:Sollux<>Aradia  pairing:sollux/feferi  pairing:sollux/terezi  pairing:eridan/psiioniic  pairing:Karkat<>Gamzee  pairing:Gamzee/Nepeta  pairing:eridan/equius  rating:nc-17  length:series  type:prose  site:AO3  author:faithbegetsfaith  quality:sunfish  extra:PaleRomance(isthebestkind)  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell)  extra:grief  extra:piercing  extra:xeno  extra:sizekink  extra:bodyhorror  extra:drinking  Extra:Crossdressing  Extra:SexPollen 
february 2014 by opalsong
Seethe
How had you never noticed how lovely Karkat looked when he was all good and pissed off? With that intense scowl on his face and bared teeth and irritatingly loud voice.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:karkat/tavros  rating:pg-13  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:doxian  quality:sunfish  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell)  extra:leftofcenter 
february 2014 by opalsong
Karkat <3< Kankri, the first time they were both totally quiet in each other's presence.
Show of hands, who didn’t read it as a porn prompt? anyone? anyone? bueller?

Contains sort-of-public sex, oral and penetrative sex, some slurry retention.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:karkat/kankri  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:tumblr  author:askerian  quality:sunfish  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell)  extra:publicsex 
february 2014 by opalsong
Karkat's Guide To Proper BlackRom
The first rule of Troll Fight Club is : you don't talk about Fight Club.

The second rule of Troll Fight Club is : you don't. Talk. About Fight Club.

And you sure as hell don't let humans join.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:sumomomochi  quality:sunfish  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell)  extra:au 
october 2013 by opalsong
things i've never seen before behind bolted doors
Dave and Karkat have a little fight over who pushed the buttons that swapped their species, and it turns into extensive scientific experimentation of a different kind altogether.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:AO3  author:mercurialMalcontent  extra:speciesswap  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell)  quality:sunfish 
july 2013 by opalsong
DaveKat porn
Someone demanded human/troll kismeses having anal sex, with those headcanons:

#1 Since trolls have nooks, anal sex is regarded as strictly taboo. Or not even taboo, perhaps just really odd and kinky, like, why would you put that there???

#2 Anal sex is strictly reserved for the caliginous quadrant, as a means of showing dominance over your partner. I don’t mean non-con or even dub-con; after a bout of fighting or arguing or whatever, the winner can choose to propose it and the loser can choose to accept it as an expression of rightfully-earned submission.
fanwork  fandom:Homestuck  pairing:Dave/Karkat  rating:nc-17  length:oneshot  type:prose  site:tumblr  author:askerian  quality:sunfish  extra:xeno  extra:BlackRomance(ishardtodowell) 
february 2013 by opalsong

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