drunk   1979

« earlier    

Licensing Act 1872
This Act shall not extend to Scotland.
law  uk  drunk  drinking  funny 
4 weeks ago by raphman
Père Noël - Christmas at Kings Row
Keep_Calm_And_Expecto_Patronum - Nick/Seiji, T --- 15,340

Nicholas and Seiji spend the Christmas holidays at Kings Row Boys School although neither of them are in a particularly festive mood.
ao3  fence  nick/seiji  *t  w.d::10-20k  ;★★☆  christmas-fic  games  drunk  first 
7 weeks ago by we.are.golden
Shore Leave
Kass - Rodney/John, E --- 3,992

Atlantis had been parked on Earth for about ten days when people started going stircrazy.
ao3  sga  mckay/sheppard  *e  w.b::2-5k  ;★★★  shore-leave  back-to-earth  pining  drunk  first  sex  bj  pov-john 
9 weeks ago by we.are.golden
Under the Sea
astolat - Rodney/John, E --- 4,405

For svmadelyn's badfic-summary challenge, summary from hyperfocused: Rodney MmmKay's mother always told him smart boys never get the hot guys. Can he pretend to be dumb so hunky pilot John Shep Hard will ask him to the Atlantis: Under the Sea prom? W/ my OC Princess Ancienta. Warnings: ANGST M/M plz rd/rvw
ao3  sga  mckay/sheppard  *e  w.b::2-5k  ;★★★  ;♥  au  college!au  hilarity  crossdressing  drunk  first  pining  pov-rodney 
january 2019 by we.are.golden
Impermanence by esama (NC-17)
In which Desmond ends up back in time and doesn't so much decide to use it to deal with some hangups he had about Ezio's life as much as sort of... falls into doing it because of bitterness and spite and some very questionable medicine. Ezio Auditore da Firenze/Desmond Miles (28,077 words)

[[In which Desmond travel's back in time to the Sanctuary under the Auditore Villa, just as the Borgia's are destroying Monteriggioni. He finds Ezio's arms & armor and gets drunk/drugged off some of Ezio's medicine, and when he wakes up the next morning he's fought off countless soldiers and robbed Monteriggioni's bank, judging by the giant chest of gold he wakes up with. He makes his way to Rome to find Ezio and accidentally becomes a caravan leader of Monteriggioni refugees and various other travelers. They end up thinking he's a dragon, due to his obsession with gold/loot and his extreme strength, and forms (again accidentally) a group of 'dungeon' raiders.]]
fanfiction  fandom:Assassin's_Creed  crack  timetravel  drunk  dragons  Author:esama  rating:nc-17  wc:020001-030000 
december 2018 by jenna_marianne
Advanced Tautology
"You're a great pal," John said muzzily. "Did I ever tell you how—mmph!"

Rodney stared at him, wide-eyed, over the hand he'd just smacked over John's mouth. "Not a word. Not a peep," Rodney said. "Let's get you back to Carson, hmm?"
StargateAtlantis  McKay/Sheppard  00-03  Slash  drunk  Misunderstanding  GetTogether  Author:esteefee 
december 2018 by LilyC
astolat - Rodney/John, E --- 8,100

In which Rodney and John fail to pay attention.
ao3  sga  mckay/sheppard  *e  w.c::5-10k  ;★★★  ;♥♥  oblivious  drunk  sex  bj  accidental-dating  h/c  hilarity  pov-mixed 
october 2018 by we.are.golden
Maybe Not Anwhere - by softcorevulcan
The cat purrs from on it’s perch at the other end of the windowsill. “Are you here for the same reason most everybody else is, then?” The man asks, regarding the cat, giving Spock space, whether the man realizes it or not.

“Depends. I do not know what reason you presume others are gathered here for.” That is a lie, Spock could reach out and take all the answers from this human’s mind, wouldn’t even have to touch him to know. This man is already so open, vulnerable, Spock can feel arousal from here now that he’s looking for it, and he doesn’t even have to try.

Spock turns now, to appraise this person.

Short hair - just long enough to pull, bright eyes - aware enough to give consent, bitable neck - a personal preference of Spock’s. Around Spock’s own height, different than Nyota. The hint of strong legs, enough to be handled roughly, maybe still be able to hold on. Nice hands…

Spock glances over at the crowd of people, tries to spot Nyota. She is still with that woman dressed in red, and another woman now too, who is in black just like Spock, who is kissing Nyota’s neck.

He feels heat crawl up his spine, like some virus, looks back to the man presented to him. “Why are you here, tonight?”

The man answers easily, takes being appraised with unflinching eyes rather well, he doesn’t even look away - even Nogura looks away, when Spock stares this much. “To have fun.” He’s smiling again, then just a little bit more, bright teeth now too, then somehow he’s a little closer to Spock.
st:aos  spock/uhura  kirk/spock  starfleet.edu  bars  drunk  sybok 
october 2018 by runpunkrun

« earlier    

related tags

<3  *e  *g  *m  *t  00-03  03-10  10-25  2017-05-13  2017-05-14  2017-05-15  2017-05-16  2017-05-17  2017-05-18  2017-05-19  2017-05-20  2018  2019  ;★★★  ;★★☆  ;♥  ;♥♥  a  acapella  acca  accidental-dating  adoption  after  agent  aiden/harvard  airport  alcohol  alcoholic  alcoholism  alcohols  alleged  alt-right  america  amy  and  andrew/neil  angry  angst  anti-kavanaugh  ao3  app  applies  arduino  argument  arrested  arthur/eames  ashes  assault  assualting  atla  atv  au  auta  author:alethia  author:beethechange  author:endquestionmark  author:esama  author:esteefee  author:gyzym  author:methoxyethane  avatar:tla  babies  baby  back-to-earth  bad  bars  bedsharing  beer  beers  being  better  bj  blaze  blogpost  blowjobs  bnha  bonded  bookmarks_bar  bowie  boyfriend  bradcolbert/natefick  brandy  breakup  brown  bullying  burger  buzzfeed  by  c...  california  canadian  captive  car  cars  castle  cats  ceo  challenge  charges  charles/erick  checkplease  cheeseburger  chickens  chinslobber  chrissy  christmas-fic  clothing  clowns  club  cnn  cocaine  coffee  cold  college!au  college  comedy  comingout  commit  conduct  confession  cordova  correspondence  couch  crack  crash  creative  crime  crossdressing  cuddling  culture  cute  dancing  dashcam  data  dentistry  derek  design  detect  digital  dirk/todd  dirk-gently  disorderly  dissipation  dragons  dreams  drink  drinking  driver  drives  driving  dropped  drugs  earthside  edit  ended  entrepreneur  eric/kent  ericbittle  established  establishedrelationship  estate  etsy  everyone  exodus/exile  face  fakecouple  faking-it  fandom:assassin's_creed  fanfiction  fast  fence  filled  first-time  first  firsttime  firsttimes  flirting  font  food  for  foxhole-court  friends-to-lovers  friends  fsb  fuckordie  fun  funny  games  generationkill  geolocation  gets  gettogether  gig  girl  girlfriend  girls  git  github  gleason  gods  good  gore  h/c  hangover  hankmchankersonshouseofmunch  hanksmenu  happens  harvard  hbr  hellboy  high  hilarity  history  hit  honesty  hot  hotel/motel  how-to  how  hum  hurt  i-want-to-go-home  ifttt  impossible  in  inception  inebriation  infidelity  infirmary  interview  iowa  is  jack/kent  jackzimmermann  jail  james  jealousy  jenna  jones  jordyn  juror  kacchan/izuku  kekkai-sensen  kentparson  kermit  kirk&mccoy  kirk/mccoy  kirk/spock/mccoy  kirk/spock  kirk/uhura  kirk-spock  kissing  klaus/leo  kolinahr  korean  lamp  lampooned  law  lawyers  legendary  length-novel  let  live  lives  living  love  made  makeouts  makeup  man  marbles  marriage  masturbation  matter  mcdonalds  mckay/sheppard  meet-as-kids  meet-the-family  milk  mind-meld  misunderstanding  mmm  mode  mourey  mr  mum  music  nazis  never  new  news  newspaper  nick/seiji  nietzsche.  night  nino/jean  nytimes  nz  oblivious/pining  oblivious  of  off-world  off  on  onenightstand  ones  oped  orleans  out  p.j.  pacman  parenting  parents  parking  party  passengers  patent  pcp  penny  people  phone  pining  poscanon  post-narada  pov-bitty  pov-john  pov-mixed  pov-rodney  problem  programming  psychology  quote  rating:nc-17  readings  rear  rejection  reportedly  research  reunion  rimming  robot  rolereversal  rolls  rudy/mike  run  russia  ryanbergara/shanemadej  saavik  saints'  sam/dean  samochody  scary  school  science  sean  seat  seemingly  semi-public  sex  sga  shirt  shore-leave  show  singapore  sizedifference  sketch  slash  sleeping/together  sliders  smallbusiness  smut  sober  sokka/zuko  solving  soulmates  spicer  spicy  spirit  spock/uhura  st:aos  st:tos  starfleet.edu  stargateatlantis  stencil  strategy:  strong  study  summerfrost  sybok  t'pring  tarsus-iv  taste  teacher/student  techcrunch  teen  teigen  that  thatsnotaknifethisisaknife  the  this  thompson  threesome  tiger&bunny  tiger/bunny  timetravel  too.  toread  training  trapped  trends  trial  trick  tristan  tryst  tutorial  tv  twitter  uber  uk  usa  ust  vacation  vegans:  vegas  very_very_top  victor/yuuri  vidal  videos  viralhog  virginity  vulcan  w.a::0-2k  w.b::2-5k  w.c::5-10k  w.d::10-20k  was  waters  wc:020001-030000  wedding  were  what  when  whiskey  white  wife  williams  wine  wings  wokeupmarried  woods  wordpress  would  write  wynajem  xmas  xmenfirstclass  you  youtube.  yuri-on-ice  |   

Copy this bookmark: