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The One Where Matt Farrell Is Most Certainly Not Sleeping With John McClane (not even a little) - lunabee34 (Lorraine)
“Life is not a wet dream, Frederick. It’s not even a B movie. Guys like McClane don’t fuck guys like me. Ever.” [3,132 words]
diehard  mcclane/farrell  lunabee34  firsttime  humour  hostage 
may 2019 by cunningplan
On The Road Again - Severina - Die Hard (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
They should know by now that road trips never work out exactly as planned.
diehard  mcclane/farrell 
april 2019 by unread
lunabee34 (Lorraine) - Waist Deep and Sinking
Matt's not scared exactly. More like he can't quite shake the adrenaline rush of the fire sale even weeks later. He still feels the slick metal of a gun in his palm, the bright starburst of his knee shattering, the acrid burn of smoke in the back of his throat. Matt wonders if this is what McClane's felt like for the last twenty years—this itchy restlessness, his body's constant demand to be the fuck ready.

He doesn't ask.
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  lunabee34  postcanon  mentalillness  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
march 2019 by silentfire
Severina - Time Waits for No Man
The last thing he remembers saying, as they wheel him on a gurney straight into an operating room, is "But I don't get sick."
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  severina  postcanon  h/c  declaration  schmoop  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
march 2019 by silentfire
Severina - Come Together
Matt wouldn’t say he’s ignoring the insistent pinging of the computer, exactly. He’s just got better, more important things to do – things like refilling the ice cube trays and reorganizing all the dishes in the kitchen cupboards and arranging all of McClane’s books alphabetically by author and genre.
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  postcanon  pining  declaration  wc:1000-5000  saveme  severina 
march 2019 by silentfire
megyal - Thicker Than Water
Catherine Wilson called her younger brother to wish him a Happy New Year, because heavens knew that he needed some kind of damned cheer in his life... and this kid answered his phone.
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  original.character  megyal  postcanon  outsidepov  warning:homophobia  meetthefamily  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
march 2019 by silentfire
HalfshellVenus - Aftershocks
Matt tried to adjust to living on his own, but it seemed like something was missing.
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  halfshellvenus  postcanon  mentalillness  domesticity  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
march 2019 by silentfire
Severina - Night at the Museum
"That guy?" he asks dubiously.

"He's up to something!" Matt insists. "I think he's casing the joint!"

"Casing the…." John shakes his head. "You're watching too many old crime movies, Matty. You're now officially banned from my Cagney collection. Bogey's out, too."
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  severina  postcanon  hilarity  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
march 2019 by silentfire
persnickett - Pink Frosting and Other Potentially Fatal Ventures
"Associating with a McClane on a major holiday is just flirting with disaster.”
“Holiday? It’s not even the weekend.”
There are still petals drifting down out of the air, and what’s left of a pink and white rose sticking haphazardly up out of the side of Matt’s hair. He looks slightly bewildered, but doesn’t flinch away, as John reaches up and combs his fingers as gently as he can through Matt’s ash-tangled mop to come away with the clinging bloom. 
“Happy Valentine’s day, kid,” John says, holding out his burnt offering.
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  persnickett  postcanon  hijinksensue  holidayfic  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
march 2019 by silentfire
Severina - A Normal Life
He'd just wanted to get his photo taken with Mickey Mouse. It didn't seem like too much to ask.
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  severina  hijinksensue  meetthefamily  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
march 2019 by silentfire
Severina - Definitely Not Cursed
"March 18th is a great day," he says when they're heading out the door, after John has leaned down to kiss Lucy, to lay a big paw gently on his granddaughter's head. "March 16th? Awesome day, perfect for childbearing. But your daughter can't give birth on either of those days, oh no. She's a McClane. She has to have her baby on—"

"I'm not fucking cursed, all right?"
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  severina  postcanon  hijinksensue  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
march 2019 by silentfire
persnickett - Next Stop: Disneyland
“Take a good look,” Matt says, as soon as the door cracks open. “This is why they don’t make t-shirts that say ‘I heart Brooklyn’.”
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  postcanon  h/c  huddleforwarmth  wc:1000-5000  persnickett  saveme 
march 2019 by silentfire
miss_pryss - Getting to Know You
They’d saved the country, dammit. They deserved some fucking fun, and they were too lame to have any.

“That’s it,” Matt said, making a decision. “We’re going to do this, McClane. No excuses. We are too awesome to be so boring.”
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  miss_pryss  postcanon  h/c  schmoop  pining  friendship  wc:10000-25000  saveme 
march 2019 by silentfire
lunabee34 (Lorraine) - Coming Home
Matt's not that guy. He's really not, no matter what McClane said. Staying alive is a very special motivator, and saving McClane, saving Lucy—that was just another kind of saving his own ass. So how he ends up here on the floor of Citibank watching his blood sink into the carpet, Matt doesn't exactly know.
diehard  john.mcclane/matt.farrell  lunabee34  postcanon  hijinksensue  h/c  wc:1000-5000  saveme 
march 2019 by silentfire

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