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GiovannixLorenzo, should-not-want/holy-shit-we-almost-died sex in the back of the James Bond Lotus Esprit submarine car while it's underwater. Superficial injuries are welcome. AU, obviously.
Part1  AC2  status:unfilled  character:Giovanni_Auditore  character:Lorenzo_de'_Medici  pairing:Giovanni_Auditore/Lorenzo  genre:slash  kink:car_sex  crossover:James_Bond  AU:crossover 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
AC/James Bond Crossover
Sounds a little strange, but hear me out. Maybe Ezio is still alive due to the effects of the Apple and is the shadowy Ultimate Grand Master of the modern-day assassins that only a few elder assassins actually know about. And one of these elder assassins is M (Judi Dench's version), who is in the perfect position to be an Assassin since she does run MI6. And perhaps M sends Daniel Craig's Bond on a mission in Italy to provide some reconnaissance for Lucy in order to help her break Desmond out of Abstergo. Or maybe Bond is Lucy's handler while she's undercover at Abstergo, whatever. While in Italy, Bond has to meet up with his Italian equivalent...who turns out to be the very well-preserved Ezio. Since Ezio was around the Apple so much after he got it back from Cesare, he looks the same as he does around Brotherhood. Anyway, Bond and Ezio sexytimes ensue. TL/DR: Ezio is a modern day secret agent who meets up with Daniel Craig's Bond and the two proceed to fuck each other silly. Bonus points if M is all smirky and purposely sent Bond on a mission with Ezio because Bond needs an "outlet" and some relief after a particularly hard mission. Knowing that Bond is Ezio's type, she so knew that fucking was inevitable.
Part2  AC2  status:filling  character:Ezio_Auditore  genre:slash  crossover:James_Bond  AU:crossover 
october 2014 by asscreedarchive
Haytham Kenway, 007 Reporting for Duty
"The name's Kenway... Haytham Kenway."

James Bond AU where Haytham is 007 and Ziio is his not-quite-"Bond girl," and a Spy for the other side. She keeps on mucking up his assassinations, and interrupting his missions, making him look bad by saving his ass multiple times, yet he can't help but be completely enamored with her. They end up working together, and then have some hot, after-battle sex.

Charles Lee as Q, and Washington as M maybe?
Part5  AC3  status:filling  character:Haytham_Kenway  character:Ziio(Kaniehtí:io)  character:Charles_Lee  character:Reginald_Birch  pairing:Haytham/Ziio  genre:het  crossover:James_Bond  AU:crossover 
august 2013 by asscreedarchive
So I may or may not have just seen the new James Bond
I mean...it is just an AU that fits. Obviously, it would be through MI6 but seriously, assassin spy time. With the standard pairings of course.

Malik and Altair are field agent partners that are dealing with a mission gone awry that has left Malik handicapped and dealing with a secretarial position or civilian life. Altair has been stripped of his ranks and dignity.

Connor is agent coming to grips that one of his targets is his estranged father. He is unsure wether or not to trust his blood or his company.

Ezio has a man on the inside (Leonardo) and has come under fire by the agency for risking the mission. Enemies are always quick to find ways to exploit love.

Desmond is a new agent who is learning the ropes and finding a way to deal with his snarky British handler.

And we have all the other elements. Lucy is a possible double agent. Connor struggled to hide his job from his friends. Ezio has to live up to his family standards. Altair needs to learn to loosen up a bit etc. etc.
Part5  AC:misc  status:unfilled  character:Altaïr_Ibn-La'Ahad  character:Connor(Ratonhnhaké:ton)  character:Desmond_Miles  character:Ezio_Auditore  crossover:James_Bond  AU:crossover 
june 2013 by asscreedarchive

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