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Seven Habits of Highly Effective Dragonslayers - coveredinfeels
ok so this is borderline crackfic but the characterization of this old-marrieds!bull&dorian from an outsider POV was so on point. bless this author.

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Harmon knows how this goes. He's from Nevarra, and he's read books. Plural. If you want to fight a dragon you need to find a Kindly Mentor who can teach you all their Secret Strategies.

So all he needs to do is find this old Tal-Vashoth dragonslayer his cousin keeps going on about, get him to teach Harmon about dragons, convince everyone else to go along with his dragon-hunting plans, fight a dragon, and win.

Easy, right?

Starring one cheerful qunari grandpa, one grumpy necromancer grandpa, and a bunch of Nevarran mercenaries who are about to have a very educational experience.
2017  length:5-15k  fandom:dragon-age  pairing:bull/dorian  category:m/m  crackfic 
11 days ago by magalisays
not as we know it - couldaughter
SPACE MANHATTANS!! or, the one that’s all my cracked-out Drunk Space Uncle Jim feelings in one convenient location. ilu rosie.

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Commander Spock broke. “I lack context for this conversation,” he said, in a tone Sarek would disapprove of greatly.
2018  fandom:star-trek-aos  fandom:star-trek-tos  pairing:kirk/spock  crackfic  length:<5k 
6 weeks ago by magalisays
Only With the Heart - Taste_is_Sweet - Multifandom [Archive of Our Own]
Bucky Barnes grows up with two best friends he loves more than anything. One is Steve Rogers, who Bucky can't have and shouldn't want. The other is a little pony who no one else can hear, touch or see. Not even Steve, no matter how much Bucky wants him to.

Bucky learns quickly that the only thing you can really expect is disappointment, and he gets used to ignoring what he wants. But he has his best friends, and that's good enough.

He knows he's lucky.

But in our world there's no such thing as magic, and friendship can't stop a war.

(When Bucky thinks about it years from now, he won't remember why his father was angry, or why he was crying, or why no one came to look for him. But he'll remember crying on the steps and he'll wonder anyway, because he was just six, but mostly because he was sad and afraid and alone.

But he will always, always remember the moment when he lifts his little head because he has a feeling someone's watching him, and is suddenly looking into the apple-green eyes of an astonishingly small horse.)

Written for my Live Journal Intoabar prompt: Bucky Barnes meets...Applejack the Pony
crackfic  fanfic  recs  crossover  random.fandom  MCU  BuckyBarnes  Steve/Bucky  slash  fluff  angst 
8 weeks ago by meri_sefket
Certain Powers - KL_Morgan
kl morgan always comes thru with the labyrinth content i am here for. grad student sarah has magic, learns about it from the library, argues with some wiccans, and everything is extremely serious except when it's completely cracked-out. just like the movie.

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O well done! I commend your pains;
And every one shall share i' the gains;
And now about the cauldron sing,
Live elves and fairies in a ring,
Enchanting all that you put in.
By the pricking of my thumbs,
Something wicked this way comes.
fandom:labyrinth  pairing:jareth/sarah  category:m/f  length:5-15k  2008  crackfic 
september 2018 by magalisays
wings in the afternoon, evening, and other various times of day which are convenient for elliot - platonic_boner
silly, borderline crackfic. this one always makes me smile.

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Luke’s wings are useful for all kinds of things. They’re like a multitool. It’s a pity Elliot isn’t in control of them, because Elliot is full of ideas for how to use them.

Elliot sets out to learn how to control them.
fandom:in-other-lands  pairing:luke/elliot  category:m/m  length:<5k  2017  crackfic 
september 2018 by magalisays
Star Baker - SapphoIsBurning
the one where alfred goes undercover on gbbo and everyone is flawlessly in character. pure crack, and hilarious.

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"Alfred, tell us about your bake."
fandom:batman  category:gen  crackfic  length:<5k  2017  yuletide 
september 2018 by magalisays
Audience: 822,000 and Homeland Security - WerewolvesAreReal
the one where hardison is livestreaming and leaves the cameras to the rest of the house on and everyone on earth has questions about... the super weird shit that's happening in the background

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Hardison starts a live-stream for Dragon Age to show off his new mods. And he kicks ass. But his viewers are actually a bit more concerned about the angry guy in the background of his videos, and the blond chick who keeps peering through his windows.

"Is this some kind of performance art," asks peskytroll341.
fandom:leverage  category:gen  crackfic  length:<5k  2017 
september 2018 by magalisays
Cursed - astolat
this is borderline crackfic but i've probably read it the most times of all astolat's witcher fic because it makes me laugh. philippa eilhart curses geralt's right hand to be dead until/unless emhyr fucks him. cue "plot"(?).

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Geralt was reasonably sure this was the worst damn day of the worst damn month of his life, and it hadn’t hit bottom yet.
author:astolat  fandom:witcher  pairing:emhyr/geralt  category:m/m  length:50-100k  2016  crackfic  faves 
september 2018 by magalisays
Corridors of Power - blythely
the one that combines everything i love about british politics and harry potter nonsense. borders on crackfic, not going to lie, but it's SO GOOD. too bad the boris johnson bits have aged so badly.

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Being An Originally Intermittent Account
of the Political (Mis)Adventures
of the Viscount Northallerton, Lord Malfoy of Wimbledon;
and the Rt. Honourable Harry J. Potter,
Member of Parliament for North Southwark and Bermondsey (Liberal Democrat).

Annotated, with Footnotes
fandom:harry-potter  pairing:drarry  length:15-50k  crackfic  au  category:m/m  2013 
september 2018 by magalisays
buachaill sciobail - silentwalrus
the one where bucky is a selkie. but, like. seals are extremely unsexy.

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“Okay,” Sam says. “Okay. Alright. O-kay. I just, I gotta say, man, when you told me ‘Bucky is a selkie’ this is not... really…. what I... imagined.”
“What did you imagine?” Steve says. Across his lap - or rather covering his entire body from the waist down - the eight hundred pound tube of blubber that is J.B. Barnes blows a snot bubble.
crackfic  fandom:mcu  2018  length:5-15k  category:gen 
september 2018 by magalisays
weird twitter - tigrrmilk
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Parker has her own way of telling jokes.

(aka: the fic where parker is @dril)
fandom:leverage  category:gen  crackfic  2016  length:<5k 
september 2018 by magalisays
a hat fashioned from tin foil - kabukichou (ameliafromafairytale)
the one where everyone has hot takes on reddit about the batfamily.

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nightwang @karakurachou – 8 hours ago
jason todd is alive and faked his death so he could become robin: a conspiracy theory thread

Batfam conspiracy theories meet social media
fandom:batman  crackfic  length:5-15k  2018  category:gen 
september 2018 by magalisays
The Masked Man (Who Has Everything) - Traincat
the one where erik is batman and charles keeps getting kidnapped

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The one where Erik is Batman, and Charles is kidnapped roughly once a week.
fandom:x-men  pairing:erik/charles  crackfic  au  length:5-15k  2011  category:gen 
september 2018 by magalisays
Bucky Barnes Is Five Eleven, and Other Lies He Tells Supervillains - AggressiveWhenStartled
the one where bucky has to go out in steve's costume and ends up looking like a really bad liefeld drawing. you know the one. almost entirely comprised of sam & bucky banter.

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Sam Wilson trudged back into the house, dripping with sweat, stumbling out of his running shoes and stripping his shirt off as he went. He made it to the kitchen and pulled a carton of orange juice out of the fridge, got the cap off, and almost wore it instead when Bucky Fucking Barnes smacked him upside the back of the head.

“Use a glass, the rest of us gotta drink that,” Barnes complained, sliding a tumbler across the counter at him. “I don’t want your germs.”

Sam looked Barnes in the eye, raised the OJ, and took a healthy swig.
fandom:mcu  pairing:stucky  crackfic  length:<5k  2018  category:gen 
september 2018 by magalisays
No Retreat, Baby, No Surrender - Chapter 1 - itsnotbleak - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
"You think your old army buddy is working at Subway?”

“Of course not,” said Steve, trying to sound like he thought the idea was ludicrous. “Bucky died in 1944. I just...” He didn’t know what to say, so he slapped on his best lonely soldier face and lied. “It’s just it’s nice to pretend for a bit, you know?”

“No,” said Natasha. “It sounds deeply unhealthy, but you do you.”


In which Steve finds a man that looks a lot like Bucky making sandwiches in a Brooklyn subway. Except Bucky died seventy years ago, and this guy shows no sign of remembering Steve.

[I love a good Steve's a man outta time fic and this has it in spades]
man.out.of.time  crackfic  humor  angst  NatashaRomanov  SteveRogers  BuckyBarnes  Steve/Bucky  slash  MCU  fanfic  recs 
august 2018 by meri_sefket
Sunshine's Gifts - Chapter 1 - Quarra, wearing_tearing - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“Who are you?” Steve asks, eyes bright with anger and cheeks flushed with heat.

Bucky laughs.

His warrior, his Steve, is as brave and as incredible as Bucky thought him to be.

“Is this how you offer me thanks for saving your life?” Bucky grins, delight making him giddy and playful. “Pinning me to the ground without even a proper courtship first?”


Or: Bucky is Horny. Steve likes his big rack.
fairytale  crackfic  au  fanfic  recs  SteveRogers  BuckyBarnes  Steve/Bucky  slash 
august 2018 by meri_sefket
If the Apocalypse comes, text me - Chapter 1 - relenafanel - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
Captain America squinted against the sun, raising his arm to shield his eyes. He looked uncomfortable and angry as the camera zoomed in on his face. "I don't have anything further to say," he snapped at the reporter.


Bucky's feet fell off his coffee table in shock. "Holy shit," he said to the room at large. "Captain America is a vampire."
crossover  BtVS  MCU  fanfic  recs  crackfic  BuckyBarnes  SteveRogers  Steve/Bucky  gen  humor  slash  NatashaRomanov  SamWilson 
august 2018 by meri_sefket
Fearsome Critters and Where (Not) to Find Them - Chapter 1 - voicedimplosives - Marvel Cinematic Universe [Archive of Our Own]
What if... the Asset was sent on a mission to New Mexico, weeks before Steve was found? What if... Darcy didn't follow Jane to England, but pursued her interest in a different kind of "science"? What if... our plucky lovebirds met up in the most unlikely of coincidences, and decided to team up, for the most unlikely of road trips?

Lots of things could happen, in theory. After all, in a post-Thor world, anything is possible... right?
fanfic  recs  crackfic  MCU  DarcyLewis  BuckyBarnes  road.trip  Darcy/Bucky  het 
august 2018 by meri_sefket
Bucky Barnes Is Five Eleven, and Other Lies He Tells Supervillains by AggressiveWhenStartled (PG, 3,290 words))
“Soooo,” Barnes called from the living room. Sam warily poked his head out of the kitchen where he was making a sandwich. “Who’s Captain America when Steve’s in space?”

“I’m pretty sure it’s still Steve,” Sam said, wiping his hands off on a tea towel.

“Well, let’s say hypothetically.” Barnes was doing that obnoxious thing where he tapped his metal fingertips on the glass-topped side table near the couch. You tell a guy to watch how hard he puts his metal elbows on the breakable furniture one time and he makes a point of getting handsy with it every chance he gets. “If a supervillain planted a bunch of bombs on a bridge and demanded a showdown with Captain America. Who--”
fic  [Captain-America]  slash  Steve/Bucky  Sam-Wilson  crackfic  humor  Action/Adventure  Mid-Length 
august 2018 by tenillypo

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