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zamwessell - You're Awful
"Why are you trying to inspire them with speeches?" Ren asks. "I thought they were programmed from birth to obey."

"And why would I take any advice from you, Mr. I-Inexplicably-Have-A-Black-Bucket-Over-My-Head?"


"I'm sorry, /Darth/ I-Inexplicably-Have-A-Black-Bucket-Over-My-Head."

General Hux and Kylo Ren hate working together.
For different reasons
fandom:Star_Wars  year:2019  Rating:General-Audiences  pairing:Hux/Kylo  dialogue-heavy  crack!fic  comedy  words:2.000-2.500  !to-read  complete 
9 days ago by hear-the-rain
A Hostage Situation - kowaiyoukai - Batman (Movies - Nolan) [Archive of Our Own]
The Joker takes a bank and its patrons hostage, waiting for Batman to appear. Bruce Wayne is one of those hostages.
slash  genre:humour  crack!fic  theme:hostage  fandom:batman  character:joker  Character:BruceWayne 
29 days ago by angsty_lia
rock'n'roll, buckaroo!
Kaminari walks up to Todoroki in the hallway after class and says, “Dude, I need your help.”

Todoroki checks over his shoulder, twice, to verify that Kaminari is indeed talking to him. “Why?”

“Yesterday you asked Shinsou-kun if he was Aizawa-sensei’s son,” Kaminari says, as though that explains anything at all.


“Make a hero conspiracy YouTube channel with me.”
author:origamidragons  fandom:BokunoHeroAcademia  wip  au  humor  crack!fic  gen  friendship!fic  character:TodorokiShouto 
6 weeks ago by yuurei
Hokage Kakashi
Whoever thought Hatake Kakashi would make a great Hokage needed to be killed. Slowly.
author:mirrorandimage  fandom:Naruto  gen  character:KakashiHatake  oneshot  humor  crack!fic  future!fic  au  badass!character 
8 weeks ago by yuurei
Michinokao: Yeah, Sure
Midnight raises her eyebrows when her gaze meets the small sign depicting Todoroki’s chosen hero name. “Care to... explain that?”

Or: After having visited his mother, Shouto vows to always be himself... and it turns out he’s a little more savage than anticipated.
AO3  character:todoroki_shouta  genre:gen  rating:PG13  genre:humor  crack!fic  !no_pairing  author:Michinokao 
9 weeks ago by Miscella
Seito: The Mother in BAMF
"Fuck you! I will end everything you love, starting with your mother!"

Silence. Everyone froze, turning to see Deku's reaction.

"You're kidding, right?" Izuku said, honest confusion on his face.
crack!fic  AU  au!bnha  fandom:boku_no_hero_academia  author:Seito  rating:PG13  !no_pairing  character:midoriya_izuka  character:bakuogo_katsuji  character:ashido_mina  character:kirishima_eijiro  genre:humor 
9 weeks ago by Miscella
A love story about angels and demons. Also, fish
GoodOmens  canon  romance  first!time  humor  1000-9999  crack!fic 
august 2019 by popkin16
When the City Wakes
Major John Sheppard was starving, delirious, chased by monsters to the edge of the world, when he raised the City from the sea.

Ten years later, Dr. Rodney McKay comes to the peaceful City, bringing war in his back pocket.
sga  mcshep  au  earthside  angst  crack!fic  first!time  action/adventure  fantasyau  esteefee  humor  30000-49999 
june 2019 by popkin16
Doing It ANBU
Rehabilitating Sasuke was supposed to be easier than fighting a war.

Three months, sixteen missions, and an uncountable number of attempts on his sanity after taking on ANBU captaincy, Sai was beginning to understand where Yamato-taicho's creepy eyes originated from: let Kakashi take you at unawares too often and, eventually, your face began to stick that way.
author:karanguni  fandom:Naruto  family!fic  fluff  oneshot  crack!fic  character:KakashiHatake  gen  humor  au  future!fic 
may 2019 by yuurei
Team 7's Secret Motto
Kakashi was bound and determined to make sure that he didn't end up with a dead genin or one that went rogue. Plus, he kinda wanted to rub it in the other Jounin Sensei's faces that his team was just awesome like that, even if they didn't know it yet.
author:unleashed_reasoning  fandom:Naruto  au  wip  humor  crack!fic  badass!character  gen  family!fic  friendship!fic  character:KakashiHatake  character:NarutoUzumaki 
may 2019 by yuurei
Solving It Peacefully
Wherein Itachi's a pacifistic genius, Danzo should have ordered the Uchiha massacre a bit more clearly and eighty-six clansmen vanish.
author:michinokao  fandom:Naruto  au  humor  crack!fic  oneshot  pairing:Obito/Kakashi 
may 2019 by yuurei
A Wizard Did It
“You want to name yourself after weather?”

“I have been a sentient statue on top of various churches for six centuries, I am all in for weather.”
daredevil  au  romance  humor  first!time  1000-9999  crack!fic  hurt/comfort 
april 2019 by popkin16
It started out as a joke...
Weird Shit Sighted in the SGA Fandom
sga  mcshep  humor  crack!fic 
march 2019 by popkin16
The Man Behind The Machine
"I’m sure if there is anything to find, I’ll find it. I found you, didn’t I?”

“I’d say Iron Man’s the one who really found me, but you’re the man behind the machine, right?”

The way that was phrased, it almost sounded like James knew—no, that was impossible. If the rest of his teammates, who had all known both Iron Man and Tony for ages, couldn’t figure it out, how could James have figured it out so quickly? Tony was just being paranoid.


In which Tony's managed to keep the fact that he's Iron Man a secret from his teammates and the rest of the world for years. With that kind of track record, fooling Bucky should be easy. But Bucky isn't the Winter Soldier for nothing.
author:catzy  fandom:MarvelComics  pairing:Bucky/Tony  crack!fic  humor  au  oneshot  fluff 
march 2019 by yuurei
The Honorable Tony Stark, 45th President of the United States
So here’s the thing. Tony never wanted to be the guy in charge of running an entire country. If he had any idea when he first started down this road that was a possibility, he would have turned and run screaming in the opposite direction.

He was already carrying enough of the weight of the world on his shoulders, thank you very much.

But the thing is? Looking back, he can’t imagine events playing out any other way.

(Or: How to Accidentally Become the Leader of the Free World by Tony Stark)
author:maedlin  fandom:MarvelComics  au  character:TonyStark  crack!fic  wip  drama  badass!character  het  gen 
march 2019 by yuurei
Clint and His Bird-Family
Clint notices that Tony is terrible at taking care of himself. So he adopts himself a bird-son.
author:reioka  fandom:MarvelComics  au  fluff  domestic!fic  wip  gen  character:TonyStark  character:ClintBarton  hurt/comfort  friendship!fic  family!fic  crack!fic  humor 
february 2019 by yuurei
drama queens
No one knows why, but suddenly Rodney McKay has become like catnip for the Wraith queens.
sga  mcshep  canon  established!relationship  team  humor  angst  1000-9999  crack!fic 
february 2019 by popkin16
ectocosme - bone???
Wei Wuxian and Jiang Cheng are drunk, Wei Wuxian tries to convince Jiang Cheng to have a bit of fun with Wen Ning.
fandom:Mo_dao_zu_shi  year:2019  Rating:Mature  pairing:Jiang_Cheng/Wen_Ming  crack!fic  comedy  post-canon  necrophilia  words:500-1.000 
february 2019 by hear-the-rain
jellybeanies - Shot through the heart and you're to blame
"You shot my heart" Jiang Cheng says.
"I–I'm sorry Sect Leader?" Wen Ning asks in confusion. He wasn't sure he heard the man correctly.
"You shot me in the heart" Jiang cheng says with conviction.
fandom:My_Hero_Academia  year:2019  Rating:General-Audiences  pairing:Jiang_Cheng/Wen_Ning  crack!fic  injury  hurt/comfort  getting-together  cute  words:2.500-3.000 
february 2019 by hear-the-rain

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