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Rocks Fall; Everyone Dies
“I cast Otto’s Irresistible Dance,” Booster announced.
Everyone at the table groaned.
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5 hours ago by ashleytotherescue
Shall I Compare Thee To... by kiaronna
When suggestive love letters addressed to Mister Katsuki-Nikiforov begin arriving at their apartment, Viktor must struggle through:
1. convincing Yuuri that, yes, it's definitely an admirer set on stealing him away from Viktor's loving arms and
2. discovering the identity of this dastardly villain
fanfiction  fandom:yurionice  ship:victor/yuuri  rating:pg  slash  humor  crack 
5 days ago by peyton
Sordid! - Jaune_Chat - The Avengers (2012) [Archive of Our Own]
A sex tape of Tony's surfaces. What's funny isn't that he's done porn. The funny part is everyone else has too.
Avengers  porn  crack  femdom 
5 days ago by kesfire
Hard out here for a bitch (with a baby) by rohkeutta
When Bucky’s been throwing up every morning for four days, he grudgingly lets Steve drag him to the Tower to get checked.

It comes, so to say, as a surprise when the doctor goes very quiet for a very long time, and then says, “You’re pregnant, Mr. Barnes.”

“I’m fucking what?” Bucky asks.
avengers_au  steverogers/buckybarnes  rohkeutta  mpreg  crack  wordcount:2.000-4.999 
6 days ago by tittakv
RED's In This Season - Cimila - Kingsman: The Secret Service (2015) [Archive of Our Own]
Eggsy Unwin may or may not have a few gaps in his official files.

Those few gaps being his grandmother, Victoria Winslow, and his grandfather, Ivan Simanov, and all the ex-KGB aunts and uncles who've helped raise him.

It's not a problem; after all, it ain't like his work life and his home life are suddenly going to overlap due to an unforeseen, potentially world ending event.

That'd be ridiculous.

Lee Unwin was the secret lovechild of Victoria and Ivan from RED, and they were none too thrilled when his involvement with Kingsman got him killed. Being the impeccable badass that she is, Victoria would not tolerate any "Dean" nonsense around her grandbaby, and let's all agree that her house is the safest place in the UK.

+ fairly ridiculous RED/kingsman crossover. not grate, but mostly entertaining in an over the top way.
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9 days ago by exclamations
Beautyscape or Mrs. Komeda, Serial Killer - extremelyperturbed - Hannibal (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
Will has to investigate a new series of serial killings that aren't done by the Ripper. Hannibal is miffed.
hannibal  will/hannibal  Humor  crack 
14 days ago by kesfire
In the Eye of the Beholder
"Elizabeth!" Sheppard called, grinning. "Come say hi to Rodney – he's the hero of the hour."
sga  mcshep  canon  transformation  established!relationship  cute  happy!fic  humor  sweet  outside.pov  mific  1000-9999  gorgeous/favorite  crack 
16 days ago by popkin16
Wands and Arrows
"Clint Barton's wife was the most terrifying person Natasha had ever met, including the Winter Soldier who had shown up one time and killed her charge by shooting through her." (8220 words)
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16 days ago by elwarre
"How was I to know?" Thor demanded. "Surely a 'Justice of the Peace' is meant to sentence evildoers! And why did he not say otherwise, if it was not so?"
Avengers  Loki/Thor  00-03  Slash  Humor  Crack  AcidentalMarriage  Author:astolat 
25 days ago by LilyC
"Yo Body Lethal"
Marinette & Adrien: Enjoy a day at the water park.
Fandom:MiraculousLadybug  Pairing:Marinette/Adrien  One-Shot  Crack 
4 weeks ago by Xenjn
ambyr: The Morning After
Delicious just can't understand why it's the shy, quiet ones who get all the girls.

*snorts* God, this brought me back.
fic  meta  pinboard/fandom  humor  crack  <5K  +2011-10 
4 weeks ago by spatz
Star Trek (AOS): A Day in the Life of Alpha JIm
Author's Summary: Jim wakes up with Galia's lips wrapped around his cock, and doesn't go back to sleep until he's fucked all three of his pretty Omegas. Twice.Jim wakes up with Galia's lips wrapped around his cock, and doesn't go back to sleep until he's fucked all three of his pretty Omegas. Twice. (WC: 31,603)
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4 weeks ago by sternfan
Strategies »Users' Club for ANDROID / Lenovo IdeaTab A2109 8GB / Samsung Galaxy Tab 2 7.0 / Asus Transformer TF700T / NVIDIA Tegra 3
Сайт посвещается планшетным компьютерам на платформе ANDROID (Lenovo IdeaTab A2109 8GB, Samsung Galaxy Tab 2 7.0, Asus Transformer TF700T, NVIDIA Tegra 3)
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5 weeks ago by existme

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