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Let's Get Divorced
Words:632, Dave and Spencer plan for their divorce. Of course, they need to get married first.
젠장 웃겨...이렇게 짧은 픽은 잘 북마크 안하는데 이건 너무 웃기다.
RebaK1tten  CM  rossi/reid  PG  humor  fluff  marry  divorce  crack  established-relationship 
3 days ago by engfordean
Rich Man's World by nirejseki
“Let me put it this way: judging exclusively by this guy’s stock portfolio performance, if anyone ever confirms to me that time travel is a real thing, my first reaction is going to jump two feet into the air and say ‘Harrison Wells is a time traveler from the future, I knew it!’” Len says flatly.

fanfic  Flash  crack  gen(ish)  Snart/Mick  ao3  words:5.000-10.000  ensemble  food  established.relationship 
17 days ago by hatinjacket
Messed Up
Words: 15.550, 딘은 어쩌다 인큐버스의 정액을 뒤집어쓰게 되고 인큐버스화된다.
웃기다. 뒤에 로맨틱한 부분이 있었지만 난 중간부분이 제일 좋았다. fuck up 버전 지킬앤하이드ㅋㅋㅋ
ronny_of_yore  SPN  S7  sam/dean  R  middle  crack  bottom!dean  pining!sam  cursed!dean  magic  humor  dirty-talk 
18 days ago by engfordean
LGM Podcast: Firearm Supply Shocks and Canyons of Violence - Lawyers, Guns & Money
Unintended consequences. CNC 3-axis machining led to a boom in cheap guns, which may have caused the 80s-90s surge in urban violence.
guns  violence  crack  economichistory  cnc  manufacturing 
19 days ago by yorksranter
Day 13: Harlequin Week (SGA) by tahariel: undermistletoe
Summary: “We still have time to go back before you make a fool of yourself, Rodney,” Radek said from where he sat cross-legged on the floor by the rug that was supposed to be some sort of coffee table, hah, his glasses already lightly crusted with sand from the desert wind. “Do you really want to do this? It is a little ‘over the top’, even for you.”
au  stargate!au  f:sga  p:rodney/john  romance  crack 
24 days ago by miss_speller
Suave & Complicated
Words:56.923, 샘과 딘은 '트루 럽'과 키스하면 적을 물러나게 한다는 돌을 얻는다.
재미있다. 재미있는데...섹스가 핫하지 않다. 그냥 웃기다. 샘이 너무 캐릭터 붕괴다. 웃기긴 하다... 우울할때 보면 좋을 듯. (주의: 스위칭있음. 끝부분 샘바텀이고, 전반적으로 샘은 애널섹스를 좋아하기 때문에 바텀스러운 느낌이 있다.그나마 딘 바텀일때가 더 섹시하긴 하다.)
OldToadWoman  SPN  S10  sam/dean  NC-17  long  crack  bottom!dean  bottom!sam  top!sam  magic  humor  castiel  kissing  first-time  happy-ending 
24 days ago by engfordean
Green and Gamboge
Words:5.776, 샘은 Paducah에서 처음으로 이상한 굴러다니는 소리를 듣는다.그리고 엔진이 켜질때마다 차는 리듬있게 비틀거린다.
웃긴다. 딘 귀여워ㅜㅜ으악. (주의: 한줄의 샘 바텀 묘사.)
sevenfists  SPN  sam/dean  R  short  crack  schmoop  jealous!sam  gremlins  humor  first-time 
26 days ago by engfordean
Go the Other Way
Words:7.854, 샘이 크로스드레싱을 처음 제안했을 때, 딘은 그게 농담인 줄 알았다.
웃기다. 여장하고 익숙해져서 장난치는 딘도 귀엽고, 샘도 귀엽고.
sevenfists  SPN  sam/dean  NC-17  short  crack  bottom!dean  top!sam  crossdressing  humor  first-time  happy-ending 
26 days ago by engfordean
Boeuf Mystère - galwednesday - Captain America (Movies) [Archive of Our Own]
“Quick question,” Bucky said.

Steve looked up, but didn’t stop moving passports and stacks of cash into a nondescript blue duffel, his mind busily ticking through logistics. He’d grab the glock taped behind the hidden drawer in the desk on their way out, and they could buy new clothes once they got across the border into neutral territory, so they didn’t need much else, apart from whatever Bucky wanted to bring. One duffle should be enough. “Yeah, honey?”

“What the fuck.”

((Turns out there's some overlap in the career fields of secret agent and restaurant critic.))
au  fandom:captainamerica  pairing:steve/bucky  rating:pg-13  length:<2000  fic  slash  established.relationship  miscommunication  humor  crack 
4 weeks ago by zimaya
The War of the Worlds and All That by scioscribe
I relayed the information I’d so masterfully committed to memory in my youth, re: the prophet Elijah being taken up to heaven while still alive and in full possession of his faculties. I’d won a prize for Scripture-knowledge and so had details of this sort at my fingertips.

“Although,” I said, as we neared what I took to be the stratosphere, or some kind of sphere at any rate, “just now my resemblance to the prophet Elijah escapes me.”


Bertie decides to set the record straight on how he and Jeeves prevented the alien invasion. Ridiculous and hilariously in character.
fanfic  wodehouse  Wooster/Jeeves  crack  ao3  words:5.000-10.000  yuletide:2016 
5 weeks ago by hatinjacket
Dean and the Evil Glitter
Words:9499, 딘은 사이렌과 싸우던중 사이렌이 샘에게 뱉은 침을 대신 맞고, 저주에 걸린다.
유쾌하다. 계속 낄낄거리면서 읽었다. 샘은 독점욕 강하게 묘사된다.
scriggly  SPN  sam/dean  NC-17  short  crack  awesome  bottom!dean  top!sam  cursed  humor  possessive!sam  protective!sam  happy-ending  first-time 
5 weeks ago by engfordean
Alternate Versions
~2000 words, 딘은 빛나고 새로운 처녀 몸을 가지게 되었고, 형태변환자는 처녀인 딘을 신부로 삼으려고 한다. 딘에게는 계획이 있다.
poor_choices  SPN  sam/dean  NC-17  short  crack  bottom!dean  top!sam  humor  first-time 
5 weeks ago by engfordean
"A pair of immoveable combatants, locked in an eternal struggle.” He puffed his pipe. “That’s what one o’ them newspapers called us,” he added, complacently.
fandom  harkavagrant  crack  slash  humour  romance  ao3 
5 weeks ago by jennayra
Alternate Title: "Dick Failwolf, Private Eye."

(Or, Derek's hit with a Film Noir curse, which forces him to narrate his own life in luridly-detailed prose.)
fandom  fanfic  teenwolf  derekstiles  ao3  slash  crack  humour  romance 
5 weeks ago by jennayra
Child of Science (or, Scientifically Deduce Who's Coming To Dinner)
Carlos brings Cecil home to meet his family. It doesn't go so well. They end up hanging out with the Red Plains Rider for a while to recover.
fanfic  fandom  ao3  slash  welcometonightvale  carloscecil  crossover/fusion  thrillingadventurehour  humour  crack 
5 weeks ago by jennayra

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