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Pretense
Words:7294,Written in response to this kinkmeme:

Hannibal & Will attend the opera together then go for a wonderful meal. After they go home and have passionate loving sex.

then the alarm clock goes off and Hannibal wakes up alone.

He lets Will believe he's a serial killer & cannibal because otherwise he knows Will won't find him interesting.

+1 Bedelia is the only one who knows the truth and is very worried about Hannibal.
+2 Alana realises how Hannibal feels about Will and this is really why she doesn't want to get into a relationship with Will.
+3 Will is truly oblivious

Lonely pinning Hannibal desperate for Will to notice him please :)

한니발이 살짝 불쌍하면서도 웃기다.
extremelyperturbed  Hannibal  S1  AU  will/hannibal  PG  short  crack  Bedelia-Du-Maurier  Alana-Bloom  Dr.Frederick-Chilton  hannibal-is-not-cannibal  smitten!hannibal  oblivious!will  first-time 
6 days ago by engfordean
Domesticity
Words:4279,This was in response to kinkmeme prompt that wanted Will and Hannibal to be 'pretend husbands.' Crack to the nth power.
extremelyperturbed  Hannibal  S1  AU  will/hannibal  R  short  fluff  crack  pretend-couple  hannibal-is-not-cannibal  marriage  first-time 
7 days ago by engfordean
Crack Fill Before Winter To Prevent Freeze/Thaw Damage
It’s important to start preparing your parking lot and pavement to prevent freeze/thaw damage. Learn more about freeze/thaw cycles and why it’s crucial to crack fill your parking lot before winter arrives.
crack  freeze  pavement 
25 days ago by Adventure_Web
come around again (only want to say goodbye)
Words:8.114, Hannibal is locked up in the Baltimore Asylum for the Criminally Insane. Supposedly he's in maximum security but he pretty much just breaks out and leaves any time it suits him.
And it suits him to break out whenever he thinks Will needs him.
I mean, they forgot Will's birthday! Come on, wouldn't you?
귀엽고 유머러스하다. 윌의 캐릭터는 조금 out-of-canon이라고 느꼈지만 귀여우니 됐다.
hito  Hannibal  S2  AU  will/hannibal  PG-13  short  fluff  humor  crack  toppy!hannibal  Cannibalism  first-time 
4 weeks ago by engfordean
Cute But Prickly - Sholio - Iron Fist (TV) [Archive of Our Own]
A magical accident turns Ward into a potted cactus (yes, really), and back in New York, Colleen gets a series of panicked texts from Danny and finds herself flying halfway around the world to maybe, just maybe, pick up where they left off while trying to figure out how to turn a cactus back into a person. For my h/c bingo square "accidents."
fic  id:Sholio  f:Marvel  f:IronFist  het  s:Canon_Pairings  post-canon  crack  transformation  'ao3 
4 weeks ago by esther_a
Reading Porn to Brush Up Friendship Skills
At the Cloud Recesses, Nie Huaisang starts to draw to make some money because his brother is too strict with how he can use his allowance. But then he meets an unexpected customer.
humour  author:tokaku  canon  =modaozushi(fic)  *lanwangji/weiwuxian  2018  crack  wc:1-5k 
6 weeks ago by claudine
chris408/known_hosts-hashcat: A guide and tool for cracking ssh known_hosts files with hashcat
A guide and tool for cracking ssh known_hosts files with hashcat - chris408/known_hosts-hashcat
ssh  known_hosts  attack  crack  neat 
6 weeks ago by xer0x
Let's Get Divorced
Words:632, Dave and Spencer plan for their divorce. Of course, they need to get married first.
젠장 웃겨...이렇게 짧은 픽은 잘 북마크 안하는데 이건 너무 웃기다.
RebaK1tten  CM  rossi/reid  PG  humor  fluff  marry  divorce  crack  established-relationship 
7 weeks ago by engfordean

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