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kiki_eng: Elevator Ficlet
In response to "What if the ministry's elevator got stuck? (for an extended period of time)" Anayra Hirialen asked: "What if Voldemort was trapped in the lift, as well as assorted Ministry personnel?" (400 words)
Also at https://kiki-eng.livejournal.com/1282.html
Blanket policy: https://kiki-eng.dreamwidth.org/profile
fandom:harry.potter  medium:fic  creator:kiki_eng  length:-1k  !no.smut  *secondary.fanworks.policy:blanket.permission  concept:crack  focus:tonks  focus:lord.voldemort  posted:2007-07  bookmarked:2019-04  relationship:gen  concept:bets&games  challenge:what.if.game(fictionalley) 
april 2019 by sylvaine
Sath: The Marvels of Whitby
Brother John just wants to talk about all the absolutely true and wondrous things he finds, like battling snails and barnacle geese. Brother Matthew would much rather tell stories about his bees. (1,100 words)
Permission statement: https://archiveofourown.org/users/Sath/profile
*secondary.fanworks.policy:blanket.permission  fandom:medieval.manuscripts  length:1k-5k  creator:sath  challenge:yuletide(2018)  focus:brother.john  focus:brother.matthew  concept:crack  concept:epistolary  posted:2018-12  bookmarked:2019-03  !no.smut  focus:battle.snail  focus:barnacle.goose  focus:medieval.penis.tree  relationship:gen  medium:fic 
march 2019 by sylvaine
akamine_chan: run, run, bunny run
“This is a fucking joke, right?” Bob looked at the big metal road sign again through the bus window. “Welcome to Transylvania, Pennsylvania?” He was not amused. They’d broken down in the middle of East Bumfuck, Nowhere and it was dark, cold and rainy outside. The driver said the garage was going to send someone out in the morning to look at the bus; in the meantime there was a hotel nearby where they could hole up. (1,500 words)
Author permission statement: https://archiveofourown.org/users/akamine_chan/profile
!no.smut  *secondary.fanworks.policy:blanket.permission  medium:fic  fandom:bandom  group:my.chemical.romance  length:1k-5k  relationship:gen  focus:bob  focus:mikey  focus:gerard  beings:animals  beings:vampires  posted:2012-05  bookmarked:2018-12  verse:vampire.kittens  creator:akamine_chan  concept:crack  challenge:birthday.prompt-a-thon 
december 2018 by sylvaine
BuckyKingOfMemes: Uphill Both Ways In The Snow
Bucky provides bad advice and worse humor to all comers, plus occasional stories from the Good Old Days.
Includes such tales as "How the Howlies got their name," "Steve and the Deathbike," and "Cows are Not Horses, Dumbass."
(This story is listed as complete because it doesn't have a story arc, so you're never left on a cliffhanger. But it will continue to update as I answer questions and tell stories over on buckykingofmemes.tumblr.com) (currently 48,600 words plus art and recipes)
fandom:marvel.movie.verse  creator:buckykingofmemes  fandom:avengers  fandom:captain.america  medium:fic  medium:art  relationship:gen  focus:bucky  medium:not!fic  !no.smut  concept:crack  concept:jokes/pranks  bookmarked:2018-05  posted:2017-03  posted:2018-04  *secondary.fanworks.policy:implicit  verse:if.you.give.a.supersoldier.internet.acess...  length:20k-50k  concept:internet 
may 2018 by sylvaine
peradi: finn really should learn to speak droid
"You coat-stealing bitch, just fucking fuck him already." "I love you too BB-8." "Learn Droid you illiterate fuck." "I wonder when Poe'll get back?" "I hate you." -- Finn doesn't understand BB-8's eminently sensible advice. BB-8 has a very hard life. (900 words
fandom:star.wars  fandom:star.wars:st  medium:fic  creator:peradi  *secondary.fanworks.policy:implicit  length:-1k  relationship:gen  focus:finn  focus:bb-8  pairing:finn/poe  posted:2016-01  bookmarked:2018-02  !no.smut  verse:sweary.bb8  concept:crack  beings:AIs/robots 
february 2018 by sylvaine
PitchBlackMagpie: Overdue
Jiraiya remembers that no one really taught a young Naruto emotional maturity and has an overdue conversation with him about his Sasuke-complex. (1,000 words)

Whole verse as one fic also at: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12809201/1
fandom:naruto  medium:fic  creator:pitchblackmagpie  length:1k-5k  relationship:gen  focus:jiraya  focus:naruto.uzumaki  concept:crack  concept:timetravel  !no.smut  verse:fate's.iteration  *secondary.fanworks.policy:unknown 
january 2018 by sylvaine
PitchBlackMagpie: Fate's Second Chance
Jiraiya hates how things turned out. Mostly because of Sasuke. Okay, almost completely because of Sasuke. He'd change it all if he could. Then the Goddess Fate gives him a second chance. He gets a redo, and he's going to do things right this time. (And keep Naruto from hooking up with Sasuke. Seriously, he hated that fucker.) (3,600 words)

Whole verse as one fic also at: https://m.fanfiction.net/s/12809201/1
fandom:naruto  medium:fic  creator:pitchblackmagpie  length:1k-5k  relationship:gen  focus:jiraya  focus:naruto.uzumaki  concept:crack  concept:timetravel  !no.smut  verse:fate's.iteration  pairing:naruto.uzumaki/sasuke.uchiha  *secondary.fanworks.policy:unknown 
january 2018 by sylvaine

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