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Flower shop AU
comment fic Rebel Vader sends Depur a message. It doesn't get through.
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june 2018 by StallionofFire
Second Star To The Right
Title: Second Star To The Right
Written By: ginzai
Rating: G
Pairing: Gen
Wordcount: 1500


Unabashed Weechester schmoop. Comment!fic response for the prompt "wee!Dean&Sam, Sam takes care of his big brother(and Dean never lets him know that a bandaid isn't enough)."
Fandom:Supernatural  Fanfiction  Author:ginzai  Comment!Fic  Pairing:Gen  Rating:Gen  Wee!Chesters  Wordcount:-5k 
october 2014 by stanbigi
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- Little Indulgences, by anon
Dwalin trembled at the vibration of it, and his hand lifted—

A sharp glance upwards was warning enough, and Dwalin with an air of great effort momentarily stilled his hand before very politely stroking one of Dori's braids.

Most acceptable.

Dori rewarded him with his full consideration. [...Most explicit bj description ever. But not in a bad way. O_O]
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:dori  c:lotr:dwalin  theme:first-time  kink:D/s  kink:outdoorsex  ge:smut  ge:slash  r:nc-17  a:anonymous  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2014 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7
When Fili and Kili meet Bilbo's nephew, Frodo, they fall head over heels for the just-coming-of-age hobbit. Now they just have to court him
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  WiP 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 8 -- Tattooed On the Heart, by madame_faust
Dwalin notices more and more that he is going bald, and so does everyone else. Of course, he is really self-conscious and grumpy about it because, Hello, he looks like BAMF with a mohawk, and everyone is giving him grief that he won't look intimidating without one. Wanting to make Mister Dwalin feel better Kili takes to drawing on a throughly passed out Dwalin when he comes to stay over after a night of heavy drinking with Uncle Thorin. At first Dwalin is horrified that Kili has drawn all over his forehead and forearms, but then he thinks that Kili just might be on to something....

I just want a mental imagine of Kili happily drawing on 'Mistah Dwalin!' and people laughing at Kili's doodles but becoming then totally intimidated when Dwalin comes back with real tattoos all over his head and arms.

Extra hugs and kisses if Dwalin keeps a tattoo of one of Kili's original drawings on the back of his head :D
fic  b:lordoftherings  comment!fic  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:dis  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:balin  theme:angst  theme:friendship  theme:snark  theme:inebriation  theme:shenanigans  theme:kids  theme:family  theme:h/c  opinion:adorable  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  author:madame_faust  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- The Consequences of Youth, by anon
One of the dwarves(I'm thinking Fili or Kili, maybe even Ori) goes to a (college?) party and ends up hooking up with a nice fellow named Frodo. The next morning they wake up together in Frodo's bed. Frodo tries to sneak the dwarf out of the house. Only to walk straight into Bilbo while he tries to.

The dwarf who slept with Frodo meets up with the Company and tells them,'I have some good news, I found Bilbo! The bad news, I slept with his nephew and now he's angry with me.'
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  au:modern  au:human  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:frodo  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:first-time  theme:shenanigans  theme:boysaredorks  theme:snark  theme:friendship  LOLZ  p:lotr:frodo/kili  p:lotr:bilbo/thorin  genre:slash  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 8 -- Three Daughters of Durin, by anon
Because Dwarf women are rare and precious, a Dwarf man would never allow his mother/wife/sister/daughter to go on a quest where they might get killed by goblins or orcs or a dragon.

But Dori, Nori and Ori don't have any male relatives to hold them back.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  au:gender  pre-series  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:balin  c:lotr:dori  c:lotr:nori  c:lotr:ori  theme:sexism  theme:shenanigans  theme:womenareawesome  theme:snark  p:lotr:dwalin/nori  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  LOLZ  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 8 -- Minifill, by anon
Do you know the real reason hobbits live quietly in the Shire?

It's because all the other races banded together and banished them from the world's conflicts.

It just wasn't FAIR! Hobbits were tiny, adorable, and downright vicious with any weapon they picked up! No one else got to have any fun!

So the hobbits were disqualified and sent to live peaceful lives in the Shire; thus the battles of Middle Earth became a lot more bloody and a whole lot longer.

Bonus: It wasn't just the Men, Elves, and Dwarves that kicked them out; the Goblins, Orcs, and other evil beings fully agreed with the disqualification.
ficlet  b:lordoftherings  comment!fic  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:thranduil  c:lotr:gandalf  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  genre:crack  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
march 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 6 (closed to new prompts) -- Ghivashel, by anon
Every dragon will find one thing in their life - be it a place, a person, an object, another dragon, everythng counts - that becomes its Treasure. The dragon will guard it and keep it safe and will be very possessive of it. To steal that Treasure from the lizard is basically asking for a prolonged fiery death. Treasure for a dragon is bacically IT and without it their lives are empty and sad.

So when Smaug attacks Erebor it's only because he hopes to find his own Treasure amongst all the gold and jewels. He never expects to find it in the person of Thorin, son of Thror. And once the dragon finds IT, nothing will stand in its way. So Thorin, not wanting his peolpe to suffer and die, agrees to go with the lizard, expecting death or even worse...

And is entirely surprised when Smaug turns out to be a bigger and badder version of his own mother: it's extremelly careful with him and takes care that the prince has food and shelter and is never lonely. It just wants him close and safe.

Cue in years of bonding and flying about and Thorin turning into a proper adventurer that goes wherever he wants and does whatever he wishes to, all with his faithful fire-breathing companion. Only drawback is that they can't get near people - because dragons are fucking scary and ppl tend to run from them. And Smaug is a possessive and jaelous creature anyway and doesn't trust anyone with his Treasure...

Until one very cold winter day they're forced to crash-land in the Shire (storm? hunger? other dragon? just whatever) just at the doors of one Bilbo Baggins who is very not-okay with the dragon pretty much destroying his garden and even less with the dwarf that keeps staring at him and decides that Bilbo will go with them now, thank you. And when he doesn't want to go with the crazy (if majestic) duo, they decide to stay and scare his neighbours off and generally be nuisances and bothers, and protect them from the white wolves and bring them food and be very awkward indeed...
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february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 6 (closed to new prompts)
They are both middle-aged. She is married (to a ghost) and he is a confirmed bachelor. He is a ridiculous tweenager in love with a dwarf (why a big person anyways?) and got his heart broken.

It happens.

She doesn’t do comforting well. When the Incident happened (she cried and sobbed) she had still pulled out her favorite, best umbrella to arrive on Bilbo’s doorstep as always. Bilbo had been unusually kind (he had attempted to comfort her) but her sharp words quickly put that motion out of his head (he looked sad for her when she left).

It was only fair to return the favor, and she had awkwardly put her arm around him in comfort.

Bilbo leaned into Lobelia, and she leaned back.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:lobelia  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:lotho  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:nori  theme:friendship  theme:grief  theme:h/c  theme:snark  theme:competency!!!  theme:womenareawesome  hilarity  theme:shenanigans  theme:undercover  theme:family  theme:courtship  unusualpairing  p:lotr:bilbo/kili  p:lotr:dwalin/lobelia  genre:multi  genre:drama  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- Romances and Dalliances, by tsukitenchichan
Elrond is more than aware of the little... flings going on about Rivendell as the dwarfs stay over. He shares a chuckle or two with Gandalf over it. He notices how much time Elladan and Elrohir spend with Fíli and Kíli, how Lindir and Dwalin seem to share a contempt for each other but linger in their arguments, Ori and Erestor chatting about the stubborn nature of their leaders (Elrond may or may not have dyed Erestor's underclothes pink for that slight), and how Arwen seems intent on befriending all the dwarfs. He also noted Glorfindel's odd attachment to Bifur and how they seemed companionable in a way that he'd never seen the rehoused Firstborn before.

He just didn't expect for it to be such a headache. Or for him to find someone in that ragtag group as well. He silently and adamantly asked Celebrian for forgiveness. But he knew she'd have laughed and told him so long as his heart belonged to her. And that may ease his sorrow at his errant emotions except he sees so much of his wife within the dwarf (sans the dwarf being male).
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february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post 2 (Closed to new prompts) -- Wild Geese, by madame_faust
Dis decides that the fuck is she letting her brother and sons go off on this insane quest without her.
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  WiP 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- Lost To Life, by tsukitenchichan
Thorin is so bad at following directions that he walks straight past Death's Door back to the world of the living.

On his way he finds Fíli and Kíli, and he's like, "Where are you going? Clearly it's that way!", and leads them away from the light.

And that's how Thorin and his nephews survive the BOFA.
ficlet  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:fili  theme:fix-it  theme:afterlife  theme:aftermath  humor  genre:gen  rating:pg  opinion:adorable  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 7 -- A Rare Warrior, by madame_faust
“Dwalin can’t handle a needle for the life of him,” Balin’s voice was very far away sounding, but Bilbo clung to it, if only to concentrate on something other than pain. “Often as he’s gone under them.”

“Not made for delicate work, me,” Dwalin agreed. “But that’ll be a scar you can be proud of, Master Baggins.”

“Long as you lie about where it came from,” Nori said contemplatively. “I know for a fact that our Dwalin there tells lassies one of his cuts came from a warg’s fang and I’ll tell you now, it’s all a pack of lies. He got it putting his fist through a window at the pub one night when he was so drunk he could barely stand - you lads heard this story before? No? Well, it’s was going on...had to be thirty or more years ago and I was coming back to town from a spree...”
fic  comment!fic  b:lordoftherings  c:lotr:bilbo  c:lotr:fili  c:lotr:kili  c:lotr:thorin  c:lotr:nori  c:lotr:dwalin  c:lotr:ensemble  theme:injury  theme:h/c  theme:snark  genre:gen  rating:pg-13  @lj  challenge:kinkmeme 
february 2013 by scorpionvoices
The Hobbit Kink Meme - Prompt Post part 6 (closed to new prompts)
Modern AU in which Thorin is a busy businessman who one day is informed that his sister and her husband died in an accident and he is the only one who can take care of his nephews.

He loves them with all his heart, but Fili and Kili (6 and 4 respectively) are a handful at the best of times (these are certainly not the best) and he has a company to run and there's only so many times a man can bring his boys to play at the building site. His workers/friends try to help him out and god bless him he IS trying, but it's not going well.

Until one day Thorin's new next door neighbor knocks on the door to borrow something/use a phone/whateva and sees the pandemonium that is Thorin trying to get Kili to eat his oatmeal - and steps in without much ado, showing the man how it's done. Poor Bilbo doesn't even suspect that this day marked him as a perfect future babysitter/ a gift from heavens for the Oakenshield family.
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february 2013 by scorpionvoices

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