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Watch and Learn
"As a boy, Clint learns to keep out of sight, how to read situations, and how to put his others before himself. When Clint is a young man, he gets shot by Agent Phil Coulson, and he learns to put those skills to use. Clint's formative years, his work with Trickshot, and his long history with SHIELD. The Avengers will be a thing, but their coming together diverges from the movie." (87,329 words)
clint_barton  phil_coulson  natasha_romanov  barney_barton  clint/phil  bamf!clint  hurt!clint  clueless!clint  pining!clint  clueless!phil  pining!phil  pov:clint  action  angst  friendship  self_loathing  abuse:child(past)  slowburn  pining  first_time  fandom:marvel  author:sheyrena_wyrsabane  need:pdf 
september 2017 by elwarre
Like an Arrow through a Flock of Doves
"When he takes the rap for a crime committed by Barney and the Swordsman, Clint is charged as an adult at 17 and spends the next four years of his life without protection in prison. Enter one Neal Caffrey, who knows how to charm his way to whatever he wants or needs, and Clint's life gets a lot more interesting. Pretty much, the story of Clint in prison, Clint getting out, and Clint, like always, finding his way to SHIELD, and Phil." (62,883 words) PLEASE note the warnings on this. The first half of this was too much for me, but the recovery section was enjoyable to read.
clint_barton  phil_coulson  neal_caffrey  peter_burke  elizabeth_burke  tony_stark  natasha_romanov  steve_rogers  bruce_banner  thor  clint/phil  hurt!clint  arrested!clint  abused!clint  tortured!clint  raped!clint  homeless!clint  ptsd!clint  protective!clint  protective!phil  clueless!phil  guilty!phil  understanding!phil  protective!neal  pov:clint  angst  hurt/comfort  friendship  incarceration  abuse:domestic  noncon/dubcon  kink:gangbang  torture  crucifixion  permanent!injury  homelessness  hunger/starvation  ptsd  clinic/hospital  recovery  slowburn  kink:tattoos  first_time  crossover  fandom:marvel  fandom:whitecollar  author:hoosierbitch  author:arsenic  have:pdf 
march 2017 by elwarre
✢ The Raven and the Hawk
"Clint didn’t expect Mjolnir to actually move when he grabbed it. Really, he honestly didn’t. Clint had silently agreed to pretend like the whole thing had never happened, just a secret between him and Mjolnir. Which shouldn’t have gotten out since Clint had kept some of the world’s most classified secrets while Mjolnir was… well, a hammer. At least, it shouldn't have right up until Clint woke up the next morning with a tattoo on the back of his shooting hand." (53,063 words) This is the most wonderful of all the things.
  clint_barton  phil_coulson  natasha_romanov  thor  tony_stark  darcy_lewis  steve_rogers  jane_foster  bruce_banner  clint/phil  bamf!clint  clueless!clint  pining!clint  protective!phil  bamf!phil  clueless!phil  pining!phil  protective!natasha  protective!bruce  angst  humor  action  asgard  reincarnation  fighting/sparring  brainwashing/mindgames  abuse:child(past)  slowburn  pining  kink:tattoos  first_time  fandom:marvel  author:sunryder  have:pdf 
february 2017 by elwarre
✢ Words Are Hard
Clint Barton's To Do list:
1. Buy more undies. 2. 'Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.' Try line out on Phil. 3. Look for other sock. Maybe left in bodega. 4. 'Your eyes are like spanners. Whenever I see them, my nuts tighten.' Tony = hilarious. Try on Phil. 5. Feed dog. 6. 'I'm no weatherman, but you should expect eight inches tonight.' Don't try on Phil yet. 7. Measure dick. Use ruler this time instead of fruit. 8. Throw out the yogurt container in the fridge. Do not open first.

Phil Coulson's To Do list:
1. Request new psych eval for Barton. 2. Buy butter. (31,891 words)
  clint_barton  phil_coulson  natasha_romanov  nick_fury  maria_hill  clint/phil  clueless!clint  pining!clint  jealous!clint  clueless!phil  pining!phil  humor  schmoop  misunderstanding  pining  jealousy  first_time  series/verse  fandom:marvel  author:pagination 
february 2017 by elwarre
Working Both Sides of the Sheets
"Phil Coulson is not a sex worker, but for some reason, Clint Barton thinks he is. Phil's pretty sure he shouldn't be okay with this, but somehow he is. Clint is completely okay with this." (30,007 words)
clint_barton  phil_coulson  natasha_romanov  jasper_sitwell  nick_fury  remy_lebeau  clint/phil  clueless!clint  pining!clint  clueless!phil  pining!phil  humor  action  mistaken!identity  prostitution  spies/assassins  undercover  first_time  fandom:marvel  author:scifigrl47  have:pdf 
december 2016 by elwarre
Blue Plate Special
"Take one ex-circus performer, one homicide detective, a dash of meddling cohorts, a heavy helping of pie recipes, mix well, and bake until somebody gets a date." (5963 words) First in a series.
clint_barton  natasha_romanov  phil_coulson  steve_rogers  tony_stark  bucky_barnes  clint/phil  bucky/natasha  deaf!clint  chef!clint  pining!clint  clueless!clint  officer!phil  pining!phil  clueless!phil  schmoop  hurt/comfort  food/restaurant  fbi/police  pining  first_time  series/verse  marvel:au:no!supers  fandom:marvel  author:saone 
april 2016 by elwarre
Through the Glass
“Thoughts, Coulson?” Fury asked, finger tapping idly on Barton’s file. “He’s dangerous. He has trust issues that we may not be able to breach, he will not like working with others, he will lie to us about his motivations every chance he gets and, most likely, be successful every time.” Coulson’s gaze drifted back to the empty chair Barton had chosen earlier, boxed in the corner yet protected on as many sides as possible. “It won’t be easy, but if we can win his loyalty he has the potential to be the asset we’re looking for.” Fury agreed, though neither of them would ever dream that they already had Barton’s loyalty, or that the price it cost was so steep. (70,417 words)
clint_barton  phil_coulson  nick_fury  steve_rogers  tony_stark  bruce_banner  natasha_romanov  clint/phil  clint/ofc  bamf!clint  hurt!clint  kidnapped!clint  interrogated!clint  tortured!clint  clueless!phil  protective!phil  angst  action  kidnapping  interrogation  brainwashing/mindgames  torture  preslash  fandom:marvel  author:dentalfloss  have:pdf 
april 2016 by elwarre
Phil Coulson, Office Heartthrob
Every office has a 'cute guy from Marketing with a great ass' that everyone wants to sleep with. Among the junior agents at SHIELD, that person is Phil Coulson. Clint would find it hilarious, but he just wants people to stop throwing themselves at his boyfriend
slash  author:noelia_g  fandom:avengers  character:ClintBarton  character:PhilCoulson  pairing:clintbarton/philcoulson  genre:romance  genre:humour  genre:flirting  genre:jealousy  clueless!phil 
may 2012 by angsty_lia

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