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pagination || Talk to Me (But Maybe Use Different Words)
Clint Barton's To Do list
1. Buy more undies.
2. 'Pizza is my second favorite thing to eat in bed.' Try line out on Phil.
3. Look for other sock. Maybe left in bodega.
4. 'Your eyes are like spanners. Whenever I see them, my nuts tighten.' Tony = hilarious. Try on Phil.
5. Feed dog.
6. 'I'm no weatherman, but you should expect eight inches tonight.' Don't try on Phil yet.
7. Measure dick. Use ruler this time instead of fruit.
8. Throw out the yogurt container in the fridge. Do not open first.

Phil Coulson's To Do list:
1. Request new psych eval for Barton.
2. Buy butter.
fandom:avengers  type:slash  character:clint.barton  character:phil.coulson  pairing:clint/coulson 
january 2018 by bloodier
pagination || Home Improvement
In which Clint is an inept landlord and Phil is the best tenant, until he isn't.
fandom:avengers  type:slash  character:clint.barton  character:phil.coulson  pairing:clint/coulson 
january 2018 by bloodier
MARVEL: Through this thunderous life
Clint accidentally, drunkenly orders a mail order bride. Natasha arrives at his doorstep a week later. He has no idea what he just got himself into.
author:viverella  pairing:clint.barton/natasha.romanoff  character:clint.barton  character:natasha.romanoff  site:ao3  fandom:marvel  :fanfiction  :fakemarriage  :alternateuniverse  -het 
november 2017 by ozqueen
In Wade We Trust (We Are So Screwed) - dentalfloss
“Wade Wilson dropped by last night,” Clint explained, like it was any other Friday. “Brought pizza and beer.” There was a thoughtful silence through the phone and then:
“You had a pizza party with Deadpool.” Phil said and Clint slid down the couch onto his back. Yeah, that pretty much summed up the situation.

Or: the one where Clint does something nice for Wade, and Wade decides to never let him go.
!type:fic  !fandom:marvel  ship:clint/coulson  character:clint.barton  character:wade.wilson  genre:besties  rating:teen 
may 2017 by callmebombshell
MCU: Cut You Like an Arrow (There's Something in the Shadows)
Natalia Romanova walks into SHIELD HQ, brazen as day, with Clint Barton's name on her lips.

It’s 4:07p.m. on a Wednesday in August and Clint’s life as he knows it has come to a crashing end. It breaks up the monotony and the heat stroke death induced by being in the city at least.

Or how Clint's life turns out nothing like he ever expected.
fandom:marvel  site:ao3  character:clint.barton  author:zippit  -gen  :fanfiction  :alternateuniverse  character:natasha.romanoff 
january 2017 by ozqueen
saone || Suitcase of Memories
It's been roughly a year since the Battle of New York, and Clint's had to come to terms with a lot of awful stuff. He's not doing great, but he's doing better than he was. And then Melinda May shows up at his door with a still-alive, but significantly de-aged Phil Coulson...

Futz.
fandom:avengers  type:slash  character:clint.barton  character:phil.coulson  pairing:clint/coulson 
september 2016 by bloodier
saone || Blue Plate Special
Take one ex-circus performer, one homicide detective, a dash of meddling cohorts, a heavy helping of pie recipes, mix well, and bake until somebody gets a date.
fandom:avengers  type:slash  character:clint.barton  character:phil.coulson  pairing:clint/coulson 
september 2016 by bloodier
MARVEL/THOR: Thor Pwns Wal-Mart: the saga of Jane Foster and Thor Odinsson OR Jane and Thor make a Porno (well, if anybody was filming it they would be)
This story takes place after the Avengers movie. Jane is really happy Thor's back. She's also rapidly running out of clothes. And food. And furniture. To begin with, Jane Foster finds out what happens when you take the god of Thunder shopping at Wal Mart. It rains a lot. There is a lot of sex. Everbody ends up in New York. Thor is very toppy and Jane doesn't mind one bit. A lot of limits are pushed, but not crossed. This story attempts to be true to my idea of the canon relationships as I see them in the Marvel Movieverse. Also have I mentioned that there is a ton of sex? I personally envision the Avengers as really complicated, messed up people, and that's how I tend to write them. Also, even though there's hardly ever more than kissing in super hero movies, I think after you save the world and nearly die and see your friends nearly get killed too, your blood's probably up a bit and you're gonna have needs. I love Thor's character, and I entirely disagree with his portrayal as a buffoon and an idiot. He's an alien, and he doesn't always get Earth culture, but he's a good man with very strong opinions about what he wants, nor is he afraid to take it. If you don't ship it, don't read it. Or do. You might change your mind.
author:charis2770  fandom:avengers  fandom:thor  fandom:marvel  site:ao3  pairing:thor/jane.foster  character:thor  character:jane.foster  character:clint.barton  :porn  :kink  :bondage  -het  :fanfiction  character:natasha.romanoff 
august 2016 by ozqueen
MARVEL/CAPTAIN AMERICA: Fairy Tale Life
Faced with a choice between sending Natasha into a dangerous situation alone, or posing as her newly-wed husband, Steve knows there's only one thing he can do. Even if it means faking some things he never thought he'd do with anyone but his real best girl. Even if it means crossing a line he shouldn't be crossing when it comes to his feelings for Natasha.

Problem is, there's one more little detail about this mission Natasha 'forgot' to mention... and it might just change both their lives forever.
fandom:marvel  fandom:captainamerica  character:steve.rogers  character:clint.barton  -het  :porn  :fluff  :fakemarriage  site:ao3  author:miko  :fanfiction  character:natasha.romanoff  pairing:steve.rogers/natasha.romanoff  pairing:clint.barton/natasha.romanoff 
august 2016 by ozqueen
MARVEL/AVENGERS: Blood and Tears
Your tears haven’t been your own since you were very young. They have been a weapon, they have been a shield, and they have been a tool. You will cry for the mission but you never cry for yourself.
:fanfiction  fandom:marvel  fandom:avengers  character:clint.barton  site:ao3  author:zinnith  -het  -gen  :hurt/comfort  character:natasha.romanoff  pairing:clint.barton/natasha.romanoff 
august 2016 by ozqueen
MARVEL: Things More Intimate
He'd asked her if he could draw her. She'd teased, wondering at the kind of drawings he meant. In the end ... in all innocence, maybe he'd drawn something more intimate still.
fandom:avengers  author:icarus_chained  fandom:marvel  character:steve.rogers  character:clint.barton  :fluff  :feels  site:ao3  :characterstudy  -het  :fanfiction  character:natasha.romanoff  pairing:steve.rogers/natasha.romanoff 
july 2016 by ozqueen
MARVEL: A Glossary of the 21st Century
Steve's sick of not understanding what's going on, and the team are not all that helpful, so he starts keeping an illustrated notebook for further research. With the help of wiki, google and Logan he starts to settle in and find his place in the twenty-first century.
fandom:avengers  character:tony.stark  character:steve.rogers  character:bruce.banner  character:clint.barton  -gen  site:ao3  author:kinky_kneazle  :fanfiction  :characterstudy  :foundfamily  :friendship  fandom:marvel  character:natasha.romanoff  pairing:steve.rogers/natasha.romanoff 
july 2016 by ozqueen
arsenicarcher || No Magic Would Save Me
Once upon a time, an angel with the unlikely name of Pepper came to the circus, and took Clint away. [Steampunk!AU]
fandom:avengers  type:gen  character:clint.barton  character:tony.stark  character:pepper.potts 
june 2016 by bloodier
sara_holmes || Clint Barton's Super Secret Snipers' Club
"When Steve brings Bucky back to the tower for the first time, Clint’s first thought is that Tony Stark’s pride and joy is quickly becoming a less of a very tall and expensive ‘fuck you’ in the faces of investors who don’t believe in self-sustaining energy, and more of a superhero rehabilitation center."
fandom:avengers  type:slash  character:clint.barton  character:bucky.barnes  character:steve.rogers  character:tony.stark  pairing:clint/bucky  pairing:steve/tony 
june 2016 by bloodier

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